I've buggered my laptops screen.
I'm going to buy a new one, how easy are they to fit?
Would I be better paying someone to do it, as I've never had the back off a laptop before. And I'm not very good on the hardware side of things anyway.
(pookie the red nosed bea-a-r bah humbuggered on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

www.technicalhelpforgays.com
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I'm sad that isn't a real site

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

You're just sad

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

why are you so mean to me?

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

It's the only way I know how to show affection

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I'm going to punch you in the dick

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Go on
aim for the balls, they're small and hard to find, but the result will be worth it
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Aww
*hands over tissues*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Is he wanking?
Dirty fucker
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

no he’s crying from his eyeholes

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

at least someone understands me!

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

There there

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Oh get a room

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

more fun if you can spy
rather than it being blatant and in front of you?
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

You're just
jealous
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I am
I want beard burn on my colon
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I don't do that sort of thing
it's bad enough drinking a glass of milk, getting that in ones 'tache and having it start to smell like yoghurt.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

But who's going to lick my prostate
Who eh?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I suggest you get an aardvark

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Mmmmm...
I'm gonna bung ants up my rear exit and wait
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

hopefully it will talk like the one on the Pink Panther
that aardvark was fucking brilliant
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Teeheehee
I learned how to play Pink Panther the other night, I likes it
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

yeah, it's good fun
I learned to play sitting on the dock of the bay last night. for some reason. very easy indeed
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Oooh
I'll give that a try, nice song
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

it goes
G,B,C,B,A#,A
G,B,C,B,A#,A
G,E,G,E,G,A,G,E

that's about it. the B,A#,A is a little rundown sort of thing
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I hate the B chord
B is a horrible, ugly chord that wouldn't even be loved by it's own mother
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

it's no different to any others
if you play them as barre chords
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I just don't like the sound
it seems unpleasant
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

fair enough
although a well-placed B7 in a song in G can be very nice.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I shall not be judged by your standards!

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I don't have any standards
*winks at you know who*
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

technicalsextipsformonkeys.com

(pookie the red nosed bea-a-r bah humbuggered on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Aw man, that doesn't exist either

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

It soon will,
thanks to the thing that is Streamline.
(pookie the red nosed bea-a-r bah humbuggered on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Incredible racism
I'm not angry just disappointed.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

To be honest
you should just have sexed it in the normal hole, you LCD nonce.
(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

*clicks*

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

*clits*

(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

*clots*

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

*slots*

( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

*slits*
Haha, you thought I'd say 'sluts', didn't you?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

*stilts*

( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I replaced one today
It took 11 minutes
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

No pic of your Mrs in this post?
You're such a disappointment
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I replaced her too
in 4 minutes.
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

POIDH

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

No more pics of my wife today
Sorry all sold out
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

But I'm finished with the other ones
and I need one where she's looking into camera, so I can feel like she loves me
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Hmmmmmm
Like this? s21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/sybaf/?action=view¤t=P6230024-1.jpg
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

hubba hubba
good effort
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

D'oh
Fell for it!
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Mwahahahahahahha

( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)