HOLY SHIT LOOK ^^^^
Popular page.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
You're the best cr3. So, does it work like the other popular pages? i.e. stuff kind of slips off on a weekly cycle?
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah that's right

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Mork calling AWESOME
Come in AWESOME
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

You're on FIRE

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I was going to say that
damn you, and the horse you rode in on
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Who the hell has been clicking on my shit posts?
Is someone after getting on my good side?
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I can't see it,
WHYYYY
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Put your glasses on.

( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

(I can now)

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Yay!
(And thanks for the QotW stats in the profiles, btw...)
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

ooh, this
and /all still works too, TheWeeWitch's story is all of the awesomes
( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Thaaaaank youuu ccccrrr3333
I'm getting a few errors in "parse" or whatever (I don't do computers) but they go away if I go somewhere else then come back again.

Incredibly unhelpful feedback, I know :)
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

One last thing
How about making QOTW's top secret '/all' feature official by giving QOTW a 'popular' thingy too.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

They do
once a week, fuckwit
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

^ that

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Well duuurrrrrrr
but it's not the same thing, hence why /all was implemented. It's now the only board *without* an official realtime 'popular' leaderboard.

EDIT: Also, '/all' is misleading. It used to be all the posts in popularity order. Now it's just the top thirty (I think).

I KNOW I'M A FUCKING PEDANT OKAY.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

But then people would cheat
they'd set up meatpuppets and vote their posts to the top
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Well, tbh
I don't really care. I'm just a stickler for consistency.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Yeah I like consistency too
the consistency of butter on my bum-bum
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

*gets butter*
*runs back*

...


*sticks cock in butter* Sorry, I couldn't wait.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

*gapes*

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

*spits in gape*
*Shits in the red-raw hole*
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Sorry about that
I've disgusted myself
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Your mother would be proud

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Oh that's disgusting
I'm ok with shit, piss, pus and phlegm, but spit is a step too far
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

*sucks spit back out again*
*chews whatever else was in there*

Bleugh
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I'm not disputing Cr3 and his awesome computer skillz but you do all get excited over the silliest things.

( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

OMG look at this reply
I'M LITERALLY SHITTING WITH EXCITEMENT! :D :D :D :D
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

You live in Japan.
All that Japanese craziness will have infiltrated your brain.
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

*BURSTS WITH EXCITEMENT*
You have no idea how mental this place is. The YouTube stuff only scratches the surface. I went to a bar a couple of weeks ago with the theme of 'reverse sexual harassment', i.e. the waitresses touch YOU up.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

man, I can't be on ALL of them cr3....
That's just not fair...
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Haha
wasn't expecting to see my name on there.

EDIT Now get to work on a Fail page, and a 'fail' button next to the 'i like this' button
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Your name should be in lights
Great big lights, in every major city, announcing that you are a great big bottysniffer.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

THIS^
Hard
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I'd like to see this

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Me too
Despite my little flounce earlier in the week.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

It's nice to flounce once in a while
it keeps the tear ducts free from herpes
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I'm making lots of snot today
I'm going to bottle it and sell it as a herpes cure.

My snot has AMAZING powers.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/041109a.jpg
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I'm confused
How does that relate to my snot levels?
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

It doesn't, but I like it

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I like you
Would you like some snot?
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

No ta
I've had so much of Cunt Cat's body fluids I'm full
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh
I was looking forward to sharing it with you in the vain hope that you would accept me and love me.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

'Snot gonna happen
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I did see
You made me feel bad again.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'll drink your come
if it'll make you feel any better?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I'm too poorly to get wood.
The only bodily fluid I can offer today is snot.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

No ta

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Fine!
*sulks*
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

S'ok
thanks
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Agreeing with the Monkeysex is a monumental fail
As is talking about yourself in third person
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Top stuff.
Correct me if I'm wrong but is it only active for top level posts at the moment?
( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Top level posts?
Are there top level B3tans?

I thought we are all equal in the eyes of Rob.
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I think he means posts
rather than replies, and he may be right.

FIX IT, CR3. FIX IT NOW
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

You want the moon on a stick, you do

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

and the Sun on a Windmill

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

There's me
I'm slowly and discretely postitioning myself to take over and become GrandMaster SpikeyPickle.

Then I might get the love and attention that I crave.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

CROIKEY !
And I'm #1 at the moment !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Sorry Cr3.....
the perma-link icons aren't linked up =)
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

We all want to bum you
Especially the ladies.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)