Advices, please...
Have a look at this thread...
www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post557958

I'll grant that it's not hard to figure out where I live - I've not hidden my identity, and I'm in the phonebook - does it strike anyone else as a bit... um... odd?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

that is about the most blatant "I know where you live" thing I've ever seen on the internet
he's seriously got so wound up that he's willing to come along and beat you up....

what a fucking tool
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Aw, dewd
he turtley pwned ur ass
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I know.
I'm totally put in my place now.

Long time no speak, Bert! How're you?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Top o' the range, thanks Mr!
How's the world treating you?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Not too bad at all.
Though I'd rather hoped that my first anonymous threats would be more directly work-related.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I'm going to kill you for your beliefs on the subject of Human Genetic Engineering for the purposes of Medical Science
That kind of thing?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

It happens.
I've got colleagues for whom death threats are reasonably frequent.

Ironically, they're always from pro-lifers.

I think I'm a bit junior for death threats at the moment; I'll regard my first one as a kind of professional validation.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Stop giving me serious answers
I really will you know, you liberal gene fascist
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

yeah, no one gives enough of a crap about that shit.
You actually have to be testing on animals or carrying out abortions. Intellectually musing on whether or not people have a right to die isn't quite as provocative as you like to think.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I spent an afternoon last week
in a room full of robots and genetically engineered monkeys.

How cool is that?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*explodes*

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Exactly.
It was fantastic.

I had to wear protective clothing an' everything!
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

what were they engineered to do/be?

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I can't remember what that project was.
But I sit on an animal research ethics committee; a lot of the proposals we consider involve GM animals, and every now and again we go to familiarise ourselves with the facilities in which they're held.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

His grateful lovers

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

That goes without saying.
They squeak with delight.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:29, Reply)

That's not bad for a non-scientist like yourself.

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I tried not to giggle like a schoolgirl...
Mostly, I succeeded.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Sadly, I missed out on the emus.
They'd been shipped out the previous week.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

very.
Call the Web Sherrif!

I don't have any real advice sorry :( Perhaps carry pepper spray? Avoid Cross Lane?
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I can't avoid Cross Lane
I need somewhere to sleep, and I have to feed the cat.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Avoid cross
people instead then
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

*shrugs*
He sounds like a prick. A not very smart one if he's going to leave traceable threats on the Interweb. A very not smart one if he's going to take the Interweb personally, bless.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

User not found?
He's goooone!
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I just noticed that
that's some fucking quick banning
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

cr3 swoops in a like a hawk-ninja
you don't even know you're dead, you're just there, then you're not
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

:)
One quick gaz to cr3, and BANG! The user's gone!
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

reckon he was serious?
it had the hallmarks of internet sincerity
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I don't know, and I don't much care.

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)

It has all the hallmarks of someone
Who didn't get enough hugs from their parents I think you'll find...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:29, Reply)

No
it wasn't me
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Hahaha
Awwwww bless
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)

He'll be waiting somewhere in a dark alleyway
in a trench coat in the rain... biding his time.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

So it is Kaol, then.
Righty-ho.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Hahahaha
Its possible, he's been rather quiet recently... maybe he's not in Wales at all!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, Reply)

It's ok he uses the username mabazaritchie a lot,
google him and you can instant message him on a number of forums.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Ha I've even found a photo.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, Reply)

good stalking there

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)

It has all the hallmarks of someone who's done it before, eh?

( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Linky
I like to point and laugh.
( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)

he looks racist to me
s127.photobucket.com/albums/p133/mabazaritchie/?action=view¤t=DSC00882-1.jpg
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:40, Reply)

It was there but now it's gone.
Spooky! He's probably racing around the internet trying to remove all trace of himself.
( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)

It'll be google cached if you're that bothered.
AND WE CAN SAVE IT LOCALLY AND LINK YOUR PHOTOS TO YOUR RACIST AGRESSIVE COMMENTS AND THEN TELL YOUR EMPLOYERS!!!!

we're not going to though because we're not the sort of people who do that sort of thing, you're the nutter.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:45, Reply)

hahaha he's deleting all his photo's from photobucket now.
boo hoo internet hardman boo hoo.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)

hahahahaha
that is excellent stuff.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I suppose thats
what happens when you use the same username on everything! Live and learn and all that bollocks
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Ooooh
Detective Chompy to the rescue!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

:)
He's quite prolific.

I've found his YouTube channel. It's utterly pointless.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, Reply)

This could be why he doesn't like Poland:
forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.html?p=11777815&postcount=104
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Haha, I take it he got dumped.
Guuuuu-ted.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Kaol's unemployed.
You could hire him as a bodyguard.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

It was probably him to begin with

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

tru dat

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

*disagrees with everything you say*

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Is he still being a student?
PGCE or something?

Or am I waaaaay out of the loop?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Out of the loop.
The teaching thang is next year. This year he is mostly being an unemployed zoologist hotelier detective in Newport.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

You missed out 'sexy'

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I agree with everything he said!
I'll sort you out on Friday you hippy twat xoxox
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

He never did sign up for the bash.
Clearly a part-timer.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)