Gone all quiet here, hasn't it?
Have you all buggered off, or are you sending each other sweet nothings by gaz?

Now that I mention it, what's the best gaz you ever received?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

The best Gaz I ever recieved was from Rachelswipe
Advising me on the purchase of the house I am now living in and very very happy.
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)

BAW-RING

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Ok my favourite gaz was from a really hot girl
saying how much she wanted to suck me off in the back of my Honda Accord.
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Awesome
*gazzes*
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

and as of now 100% true
Ok 80% true maybe
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I'm here!
I was in a meeting, now I am back! :)

I tend to get lots of lurkers sending me links to things like bands and books etc, I don’t mind as usually they’re pretty good links, but it is a worry that people are reading things I say but not popping up to say hello on OT.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

that is weird
I've never had a gaz from someone random. in fact I rarely get them at all, except from one or two people.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

It's because you're not a girl
if we were girls we'd get special gazzes too. I feel left out :C
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I don't get them
and I'm a girl.
(NOT an invite)
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Prove it

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I'm up the duff
That proof enough for you?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Not entirely
I sometimes give birth to enormous brown offspring
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

bwahahaha

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Aww
Do you want me to gaz you a random book on play.com... then will you feel special!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

S'pease

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Done

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

It is a bit weird
But at least the links are relevant, it just makes me sad they can't appear and say what they think in OT, maybe they're afraid of getting flamed!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

But we're the friendliest board there is
they must just be shy
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Hehe the friendliest board.
I was petrified when I made my first post on OT I thought I was going to get verbally attacked… thankfully Kaol responded and was nice!

I think its less scary on here now than it used to be, people do seem to pop up without being abused too much so that’s nice! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

It's because being cunty got fashionable
but it's all stopped now
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:22, Reply)

What a bunch of weirdos

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I had one from you once
An incredibly pervy and disturbing one. I must dig it out and shame you.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Oh yes
You wanted to fill my liver with kittens and dry hump my belly until they all died.
*Shudders with uncontained delight*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Phwoar
God-damn I'm a sexy beast
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

It's ok
I offered to pull out your anus and agreed to rub it in your hair, with spiders.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Then why aren't we a couple by now?

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I dunno, lad
I dunno
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:42, Reply)

I received a gaz from someone telling me what they wanted to do to me if I was their office girl.
No Bert, not orifice.......office.
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Don't care
I'd do you either way
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I once had a nasty gaz
from a lurker who was most unkind.

I sent it on to Humpty and Disasterprone (which shows you how long ago this was) and they sent out the old fashioned version of Honda Accords to the nasty person.

Ahh...those were the days.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)