You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Lego » Post 2136168 | Search
This is a question Lego

Battered wonders, "What amazing stuff have you got up to with Lego?" Or just tell us about the time you got a Lego brick stuck up your privates.

All people referring to 'Legos' will be shot at down. Or dawn. Your choice.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:13)
Pages: Popular, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

They say that psychopaths start by torturing bugs
And this is how my brother started out. Aged about 11, he built a Lego gas chamber. On the outside it looked like a normal police station. On the inside however the cells area had been expanded to comprise a large "shower" area, about 6"x8" and 6" high. 3 of the walls were made of the Lego windows. Facing into the chamber was a viewing gallery filled with Lego people.

Creepy enough so far? The difference between this Lego model and most other Lego models was that this one was real. It was actually used for a purpose. He used it to terminate bugs, flies, spiders and even a field mouse.

The 4th wall was where the magic happened. It contained shower heads that were plumbed-in to the technic pneumatic system. At the heart of it was a magazine in which was loaded the household chemical aerosol of choice. Fly spray, bug killer and various insecticides. The pipes would connect straight to the nozzle of the can (sans button thing) and it was sprayed using a leaver that collared the pipe and nozzle with a technic piece. The live subjects would be caught and placed into a separate Lego box that connected to the chamber via a little walk way. he would open the door from the outside and the subject would walk or fly through. Door closed, leaver thrown he would watch it die. He even gave orders in a German accent.

He's 27 now, and currently sectioned.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:16, closed)
Yay. The obvious lies have started.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:29, closed)
I know, right? 'Brother' indeed.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 22:16, closed)
I love this. even if it's bullshit.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:52, closed)
I've read this a few times and still don't understand how a lever connected to a soft rubber pipe could exert enough pressure to release the valve on an aerosol can
please explain with diagrams, kthxbai
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:04, closed)

The pipe was threaded through the hole of a technic piece then connected to the bare nozzle of the can. It's then wider than the hole so pushed back down, it released the spray. Much the same way it works with the proper button.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 6:12, closed)
He should get together with the guy pretending to have built a hamster tractor
they can pretend to have built all manner of unfeasible shit.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 6:58, closed)
How many sections is he sectioned into?

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 2:32, closed)
Just one,
though it's been going on for years. He's schizophrenic, and his violence so far has only been as bad as punches and ripping off toilet seats. Always the toilet seats for some reason.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 6:15, closed)
Puzzling. I bet the Doctors have absolutely nothing to go on.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:52, closed)
That was shit.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:11, closed)
I won't disagree with you on that one.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:24, closed)
Is he a schizophrenic or a psychopath?
Because they're completely distinct conditions.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:44, closed)
The more I ponder this made-up story the more it seems like a made-up story.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:02, closed)
I also have read The Wasp Factory.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 3:08, closed)
There was nothing about gender-swapping
in sunray18's post.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 3:12, closed)
Yes, because the wasp torturing scenes he's plagiarising have absolutely no mention of the plot twist you're referring to
in order to, I dunno, seem clever? Not sure that's paid off.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:14, closed)
came here to say this.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:31, closed)
Like Zuowan, I have also read The Wasp Factory.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:07, closed)

I super-glued a frog to a Lego base bored and injected it with concentrated hydrochloric acid. It screamed like a child in pain.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:07, closed)
..

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:51, closed)
YES!

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:34, closed)
Wow.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:57, closed)
If this is even remotely true then this is a very special kind of fucked up.

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:31, closed)
You mean apart from the fact you cannot spray an aerosol down a thin flexible tube?

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:59, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1