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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

* No isms - keep this light
* Non jokes will be deleted and users temp banned
* No nicked jokes - write one!

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:00)
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How do you escape a bear?
\🐻
(, Wed 23 May 2018, 19:07, Reply)
Mum Jokes will get you far.
But Dad Jokes will get you father.
(, Tue 22 May 2018, 22:19, Reply)
Dad Jokes
That’s how eye roll.
(, Tue 22 May 2018, 22:18, Reply)
Joke
With midges, what do you call the queen?

Your Midgesty.
(, Tue 22 May 2018, 17:02, Reply)
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Thunderbirds puppet?
One has Brains.
(, Mon 21 May 2018, 5:27, Reply)
Doggie joke
Dog A: My owner has no nose.
Dog B: How does he smell?
Dog A: Welk, his crotch smells great.
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 20:05, Reply)
Do you know how you can tell when trash is on the curb?
It usually honks.
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 4:39, Reply)
Why does Jeremy Clarkson's PA keep mixing up the recording dates of The Grand Tour and Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Because Clarkson keeps shouting 'make me steaks!'
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:41, Reply)
What's twisty, tightly wound and covers a cunt?
Fox News.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:55, Reply)
what do you call a big reptile that gets someone else to bite you?
a deligator
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 7:26, Reply)
Do you know what makes me cross?
Lollipop ladies.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:49, Reply)
There's a rumour going round....
that the antiquated Lords' plumbing system will collapse with all the extra Tory pee-ers.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:31, Reply)
Did you know that owls occasionally use chocolate to attract a mate?
Twix to woo.
(, Thu 17 May 2018, 22:50, Reply)
What do you call someone who delivers Indian cuisine?
A courier.
(, Wed 16 May 2018, 18:39, Reply)
What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that's in bread.
(, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:56, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
What sings opera and overdoes it on the oregano?
A Prezzo-soprano
(, Wed 16 May 2018, 1:47, Reply)
what sound does batman's alarm clock make?
breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast BATMAN!
(, Tue 15 May 2018, 23:15, Reply)
What the most northerly caprine in Britain?
John O'Goats
(, Tue 15 May 2018, 0:40, Reply)
Where do mad people go to shop?
In Sainsburys
(, Tue 15 May 2018, 0:32, Reply)
What's wiry, wispy and covers a cunt?
Donald Trump's hair
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:09, Reply)
Why doesn't the Labour party use Norton Antivirus?
It's cos they're bit anti Symantec.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:50, Reply)
What sort of catfood does René Descarte buy?
IAMS
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:13, Reply)
What's old and white and lies on a bus?
A brexitter
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:07, 3 replies, latest was 4 days ago)
My joke:
What's the difference between tarka dal and regular dal?
Tarka's a little 'otter.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:40, 4 replies, latest was 11 hours ago)
What's really thick and lives on a globe?
A flat Earther.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:33, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
When asked if he received any money from him regarding Stormy Daniels
Trump's lawyer, Cohen, replied : No, it was pro boner
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 2:51, Reply)
Are billy-goats gay?
I don't know, but they love butts.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:42, Reply)
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 18:18, 4 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
Which type of bread has a sense of humour?
Rye
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:50, Reply)
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:26, 4 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

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