missing
Has anyone seen 'The Goat' this week? I thought this might be quite an appropriate topic for him
(spikeypickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45, 3 replies)

UFOs, government conspiracies
A quick and late entry - has anyone else seen this guy's website?

He claims that the US Government are "defrauding the citizens of our great nation".

www.contrabombarde.com/conspiracy/

It's unlike any other, in terms of sheer stupidity - his grammar leaves a lot to be desired too...
(elloworld, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:28, 7 replies)

Thanks to this QOTW
i have had'i love horses' going round on a permanent loop in my head for several days now, so much so, that i can remember singing it before i went to sleep last night.

i suppose it doesnt help that i actually quite like the tune.
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Of my own accord...
I was on hols in Jamaica and bought a massive bag of 'grass' for $20, Mrs Tugnut laughed at me when she saw it but I had the last laugh because it really was grass. Freshly mowed too.

You can't pull the sheep over my head.
(DrTugnut2 I'm a muthafuggin cat killer.., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:56, Reply)

Eh?
What do you mean 'Fellatio' isn't a character in Hamlet?
(DrTugnut2 I'm a muthafuggin cat killer.., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:52, 2 replies)

this isnt
a website about horses

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

honest,
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, 2 replies)

my mate
reckons im gullible.
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Wow!
21 pages? We're a gullible lot!
(DippyFi, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:23, Reply)

anyone for a sweatshop-made pizza?
My old flatmate was a wealth of knowledge and used to spend his days gleaning useless trivia from nature shows and the like.
After a run of back to back nature shows he made me believe that penguins are naturally prone to depression, (a trait carried on the same chromosome that gives them short legs.)

On the same day he refused to order a pizza with half pepperoni and half hawaiian topping because

"they can't do that! These pizzas are made in sweatshops in china by kids whose tiny fingers can make the dough fluffier. They just vacuum seal them and ship them over!"

In retrospect I should have become suspicious at the words "... tiny fingers!"
(DippyFi, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:21, Reply)

It's Now After Midnight
here in Oz.

I'm waiting for the new QOTW and I'm bored.

Only thing to do now is KITTENS!!

They're so cute.

Cheers
(Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:10, 12 replies)

Just this minute
I managed to convince our rather attractive new secretary that my lamp, which has a foam, 'children in need' red nose attached to the end is a microphone.

And I use it to record the fire evacuation messages onto my computer.

Before converting it into the voice of a woman to make it more appealing.

She believed it.
(gin'll fix it, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Roumer has it..
The next QOTW will be:

Mixed Tapes Part 2!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(Miggyman, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:40, 8 replies)

Re London
thinking that perhaps ya lost the sympathy vote on this one....
(ladycatswhiskers strip him, wash him and bring him to my tent!, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, 2 replies)