See, Porkylips
that wasn't hard, now was it?
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:21, Reply)

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(Mr.Dog is still in love on, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Ahhh!
Now I understand.
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Enzyme
would never last
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
st
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

I've had an idea
Wouldn't it be great if there was some sort of forum where people could post amusing stories linked by a common theme? The theme could be updated every week. On a Thursday morning, perhaps.


Do you think it'd catch on?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, 2 replies)

YES!
First post!

Shit.
( I have run out of coke :worlds worst user name., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
_last
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

OH FFS
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( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:17, Reply)

A dog bit me on the head once
Thats why I should be last........
(The Dirty Weeker Is wondering what you had for lunch on:, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:17, Reply)

I
Have a whole 45 minutes more to ignore my lecturer in my attempts to be...





FINAL
(PenguinOfDeath travelled into the future on, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:17, 1 reply)

but it is better to be employed
than last
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:16, Reply)

right i now have to work
so sadly i wont be last
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

hmm
I'm bored of this I'm going to look for another job instead...so I don't have to sit next to her anymore.
(cmouse wants a new job, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Old Austrian Proverb
Women are like a fine wine


best left to mature in the cellar!!
(never-right -...Is mostly wrong, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

organised crime?
enjoy your time at the top coz it wont last
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

So.......
What IS it all about then?
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:14, 1 reply)

defendants!!!
tell us the crimes of the first, 3rd and last
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:14, Reply)

last
of the posters
(never-right -...Is mostly wrong, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:14, Reply)

If anyone knows anything about organised crime
please gaz me. Better still if you're good at writing essays.
( Maladicta wonders if wanting sexytiem with Yahtzee is wrong, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, 7 replies)

we could....
all make an amazing story about a group of people wasting time on a certain website. We could include backstories and alsorts of twists, perhaps even include a mystery monster.

We could call it LAST :)
(spikeypickle is neither big or clever, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Quick and
Last?
(PenguinOfDeath travelled into the future on, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

well when you have the toast , first butter then jam
last
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

I'm going to be last again
I can feel it in my bones
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

and now defendants have started coming in the office...
have to go back to work.


such disappointment at no longer playing the game to be



last
(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)

badger botherers always come last

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)

Actually
this last business is a bit dull. I think I will go for a slice of toast.
(lympicita_ie, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)

Who? Me?
Last?
(superfly78, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, Reply)

I'm just going to nip in
and get the last post.
Hope no-one minds
( TY&GN D'you know where I live? No. Well, fuck off then., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, Reply)

and i'm supposed to be coming up with a prize
for the bowling staff bowling team that comes last
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, 1 reply)