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NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 1: DRUGS, ZEPPELINS & KILLER FISH

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In this issue:
    drugs, zeppelins & killer fish.


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WHAT YOU SHOULD DO THIS WEEK
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::: PLAY ON ASTROTURF 

    Astroturf is a hallucinogenic herb for sale on the
    internet at £20 for a few grams.

    A user says, "I went outdoors, took off my clothes,
    and lay on my trampoline in the sun for about four
    hours."

    It's legal, and you can buy it here:
http://www.ganja.co.uk/

    Read more about peoples experiences:
http://www.magic-mint.com/report/index.html


::: SELL DEAD FLIES

    Arbico will sell you fly traps, and then BUY YOUR
    DEAD FLIES. A large garbage bag full of dried out
    dead flies is worth £100

    They told us, "If they are wet, they will decompose
    and lose weight, so it is to your benefit to dry
    them and keep them dry."

    Get your fly trap here: 
http://www.biconet.com/flies/FC4a.html



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STUFF WE'VE MADE 
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::: TALES OF THE BLODE
    Cute animation. With a Zeppelin.

    Joel made The Frightened Boy, which featured killer
    crabs, Russian folk music and Britney Spears. Tales
    Of The Blode is the sequel. 

    "It's my family, this is really what my childhood
    was like," says Joel. "We had all this stuff happen,
    it's autobiographical."

    Joel used to live in Australia. His favourite colour
    is red. 

    Here's the new animation: 
http://www.rathergood.com/blode/

    The old Killer Crabs one:
http://www.rathergood.com/vid/



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B3ta GUIDE TO DOING STUFF
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::: HOW TO FAKE URLs 
    Spread "Britney is dead"-type chaos

    Many people thought Britney Spears had died last
    month, after some people put up a fake BBC news
    website claiming she'd been killed in a car crash.

    The website was more convincing because it appeared
    to have a bbc.co.uk URL. 

    Want to cause chaos yourself? Then why not make a
    webpage with the URL looking like it'son an official
    site? 

    We've written a tool to help you do this (PC only):
http://www.tsluts.com/fakeurl/

    Here's an example of the evil tool at work:
www.conservatives.com@1.../" target="_blank">http://www.conservatives.com@1.../

    + Send examples of your work to: url@b3ta.com



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PUB TRIVA 
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::: ROSEANNE BARR
    Roseanne Barr's diet tip is: "eat anything you want -
    naked in front of a mirror."

    See the horrific nude result: 
http://makeashorterlink.com/index.php?E3DB6600


::: LAMPREYS
    Sea Lampreys are one of the few fish reputed to have
    killed a King. Henry I was reported to have died in
    Normandy in 1135 after feeding too heartily on lampreys.

    See lampreys fucking up a nice fish:
http://www.nwrc.usgs.gov/world/images/lamprey.jpg


::: MADONNA 
    Madonna has banned Pop Tarts from her kitchen after
    Lourdes started to became 'overly dependent' on them.

    See MADONNA nude with hairy armpits. no... not the
    photos from the sex book, but some obscure ones from
    when she was a dancer:
http://www.madonnanet.com/madonna/1978.htm



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WEB STUFF WE LIKE
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::: ODD IMAGES
    What's the most screwed up picture you can upload?
http://www.filepile.org/

::: MAGGOT THERAPY
    Feel ill? Stick grubs in your festering wounds.
http://www.ucihs.uci.edu/path/sherman/home_pg.htm

::: BIG DEAD SQUID
http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/images/Archi.JPG
 
::: MARIO ANIMATIONS
    Old but great.
http://w1.871.telia.com/~u87119813/mario.swf

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/uploads/19000/19257_dothemario.swf



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B3ta is a collective dedicated to celebrating weird 
creative shit on the web. 

::: CONTACT US
    Leave a message on our board. we'll reply within 24
    hours. 
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1/board.html

::: CONTRIBUTORS THIS WEEK
    Joel http://www.rathergood.com/
    Rob http://www.tsluts.com/
    Professor Tentacle & Pep http://b3ta.com/
    Mark McDonald http://www.tokisip.com/

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