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This is a link post Right, I'll try again. Fuck Her Right In the Pussy Deadline Day NSFW
Ronseal, NSFW.
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This is a link post Two numpties try to open a barrel of beer :D

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'One more gentle tap should do it'
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This is a normal post haahahahahaaaaaa

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This is a normal post nice pants

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This is a normal post where can I buy trousers that go over the knee but don't cover my shins?

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This is a normal post Bavaria, probably

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www.alpenwelt-versand.com/lederhosen
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www.sportsdirect.com/mens/mens-three-quarter-pants
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This is a normal post Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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This is a normal post this brings back a lot of memories
when I was a lot younger, where i used to live there was a beer factory, we once nicked a couple of kegs. And this is pretty much exactly what happened when we tried to open them.
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This is a normal post Klop!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhDDa183URE
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This is a link post Dave Allen sketch about a 10 quid note stuck under the wheel of a beetle
from my view it's not "One Of The Funniest Comedy Sketches Of All Time" like the youtube title suggests but still raised a chuckle
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This is a normal post That sketch wouldn't make sense nowadays because he'd be spending more than a tenner on his drinks

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This is a normal post :-)

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This is a normal post haha

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This is a normal post haha. :)

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This is a link post Virgin

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This is a normal post This fits with my 80s, pacifist, punky sentiments
now listening to Ruts and Poison Girls x
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This is a link post A day with Frank Zappa

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This is a normal post Ooh, bookmarking for later thanks.

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This is a link post New cooking show set to run and run.

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This is a link post Sand Activated Motions...

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This is a normal post If I had kids I have him round in a shot
the little bastards would be quiet for a good 12 months after seeing that.
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This is a normal post Amy Winehouse voodoo dolls that piss sand will be this years best selling Christmas toy
you saw it here first
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This is a normal post The one in the middle
Looks more like yoko ono to me
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This is a link post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS PROPAGANDA NETWORK NEWS! (^(^;;^)^)
(^(^;;^)^) STOP POKING TEAM SPIDERS WITH STICKS OR WE'LL CRAWL INSIDE YOUR EARS!
(^(^;;^)^) STUPID MAMMALS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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This is a normal post If you don't want to be poked with sticks, maybe you should stop squatting in peoples houses!

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This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS IS PROVIDING A VALUABLE SERVICE BY ELIMINATING FILTHY DISEASE-RIDDEN TEAM FLIES FROM YOUR DWELLINGS!
(^(^;;^)^) AND ALSO BY ENSURING THAT ANY UNWANTED CURDS AND WHEY DOESN'T GO TO WASTE!
(^(^;;^)^) ALSO TEAM SPIDERS IS CUTE AND MOSTLY FRIENDLY! LOVE US MAMMAL!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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This is a normal post Half of the "news" of this article is just what people on youtube have written
Jesus wept.
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"During the video the giant spider moves up to the stick and puts its legs and its tentacles close to the object"

lol
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This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) WE DON'T TALK ABOUT OUR FAILED BREEDING EXPERIMENTS WITH TEAM GIANT SQUIDS!
(^(^;;^)^) ALSO IT'S NOT TEAM SPIDERS FAULT THAT THE DAILY MAIL EMPLOYS RETARDED WRITERS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) BETTER THAT THAN THE STUFF THAT MELANIE PHILLIPS AND MAX HASTINGS COME OUT WITH WHEN TEAM SPIDERS GENTLY BITES THEIR SYNAPSES!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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This is a normal post Indeed.
There's absolutely nothing in there to tell me whether spiders cause or cure cancer, and no indication on how they might impact my house price.
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This is a normal post certain pesticides that might be used to kill spiders are treated as carcinogenic.
if your potential house buyers are arachnophobic then its likely your house will languish on the market longer affecting its likely sale value. Alternatively if they like spiders they might be willing to pay more but that's doubtful.

what's more likely is that having allowed your house get into a state whereby spiders are more attracted to it you've probably done more to damage its likely sale price yourself.

in short, it ain't the fault of the spiders
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This is a link post Transfer deadline day lolz from Dara O'Briain
Twitter link, I'm afraid, for those that may be bothered by that.
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This is a normal post You can tell he didn't actually write that joke because it doesn't end with him going "erm"

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This is a normal post I prefer Stewart Lee

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You like Russell Brand. Especially his well thought out politics.
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This is a normal post ha ha, rugby lolz.

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This is a link post The Road to Mont-Blanc
"On August 4th 2014 Mike Cotty faced the longest and hardest ride of his life, a personal challenge to see if it's possible to cycle over 1,000km and 21 mountains non-stop across the Dolomites, Eastern Alps and Swiss Alps from Conegliano, Italy, to Chamonix-Mont-Blanc, France. Thunderstorms during the darkest depths of the night, a bitter cold dawn on the Passo dello Stelvio, punishing headwinds and the will to overcome adversity and sleep deprivation from over 50 hours on the bike and 21,250 metres of elevation make this journey an inspiring test of human reserve."

Spoiler alert: He makes it.
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This is a normal post What drugs was he taking?

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This is a normal post Typical bloody cyclist; all that way in the middle of the lane.
Did he pull over and let that Skoda pass? Did he fuck.

He's not exactly the cycling philosopher either. You'd think that after all that time in the saddle overcoming weather, sleep deprivation and huge physical effort he might have come to some deeper understanding. All we got from him was "I wanted to do it, so I did it. So, yeah..."
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This is a normal post Would have been faster to drive.

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This is a link post God's gift to women
small but perfectly mesmerising
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.
EDIT: AHA I KNEW I RECOGNISED THAT TUNE FROM SOMEWHERE!

efukt.com/21065_The_Creepiest_Motherfucker_in_Porn.html

NSFW!
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This is a normal post oh good god

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This is a link post Pop Sonnets
Cod Shakespeare made from popular tunesmithery.

They're all good, but scroll down slowly to number XVIII for a particularly B3tard tune.
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I'm quite impressed by these, clever stuff. It's a pity I know so few of the songs well. What alarmed me was that "I will survive" has similar, but obviously different, scansion to the iambic pentameter, as far as I can tell. It's the only one that comes close to the tune/melody. I will keep an eye on these, thanks for sharing.
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This is a normal post great!
beegees - staying alive is awesome, but like ^^ above most of the songs I am unfamiliar with.
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This is a link post Purple cock

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This is a normal post Nice.
Anything to fuck about with Sky's hypemania.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bwepqf9IUAEneYj.jpg
The Villa fans won the day ;)
Even had a "Fuck her right in the pussy" just before the blow up doll got thrown in ;)
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This is a link post Why do I like this ?
Someone tell me.
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This is a normal post Did you like Mr Richie's Dancing on the Ceiling?

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This is a normal post No....
...there is something wrong with me isn't there...?
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This is a normal post Yer in deep man

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This is a normal post I shall..
...get my affairs in order...
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This is a normal post cos you is weird innit?
or maybe cos it aint all that bad.

have you tried cinnamon chasers?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ...beacuse you have to pay for vangelis?

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This is a link post Coming out of the closet in southern USA NSFW

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Still, he made good money out of it www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/daniel-pierce-over-90000-raised-for-gay-teen-after-video-of-him-disowned-by-family-goes-viral-9701182.html
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This is a normal post 'Murica
God Bless
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I know right, if only he'd been born in one of those liberal African countries, or on the Arabian peninsula, or Pakistan, or Afghanistan, or...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post At least in an arab country he'd be allowed to publicly hold hands with his boyfriend.

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This is a normal post And if his boyfriend was a convicted thief, the fella could even take the hand home with him.

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This is a normal post You can't pretend to be the Beacon of Freedom
And also condone this kind of behavior.

Btw, I thought Jebus was all about loving everybody including the thieves and the prostitutes. Especially the prostitutes.
A messiah needs his prostitutes.
To, er, convert?

And this nest of hate should have been full of catholic care and compassion for the errant sheep who is unfortunate to not be attracted to titties and beers and small children.
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This is a normal post My own father was military officer, a man is a man, a woman is a woman,
I was raised with the sole aim of marriage and family. In short, the perfect candidate to be supreme asshole about having a gay son. Yet he was not. My parents knew before I knew that I am queer. And they turned out to be perfect parents for me. Supportive in every way that they could be and respectful besides. My mother, the perfect gay person's mother. When people saw my dad and I together they actually thought we were lovers. That is how gracious he was.

At the same time I know people whose family disowned them in this same manner shown.

And others who never knew their parents at all.
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This is a normal post Great parenting!
If my daughter ever brings home a girlfriend, that's great, I won't have to talk about footie and Top Gear.
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This is a normal post A more worthy cause than many.
KONY2012!
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This is a normal post I know I'm supposed to be all supportive of "my people" and all that bollocks
but I'd disown the mincing little shit if he tried to talk to me in that sort of voice.

Just because you're a poof doesn't mean you have to be a whining queer.
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This is a normal post I know a few whining queers
That don't have the decency to be poofs.
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This is a normal post As affectations go, the stereotypical queer lisp is pretty baffling to me.
But then again, so is treating your own child in such a fashion, even if they are a mewling pansy.
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I think it's an almost unconscious thing, often, it always puzzled and irritated me, but then I read the first chapter of Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris, and then I decided it's not all affectation, but somehow intuitive, often, but not always.
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This is a normal post There's some cool research on what's going on with stereotypically queer speech styles
Some aspects probably have to do with simulating the acoustic effects of having a smaller vocal tract (for teh gayz) or a larger vocal tract (the lezzers). There's more, but it definitely doesn't make sense to look at it as "those people deliberately choose to stick their gayness in my face by talking like an annoying person". I haven't read that David Sedaris book- now I want to check it out.
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Search YouTube for it, sadly most copies have ads (I've bought enough of his books to resent that), but it's a great anecdotal story about a bloke who, albeit writing it with hindsight, knew he was somehow different. Some have a problem with him in that you never know how much is true, and how much is for entertainment. It's pretty much all autobiographical, and he's so fucking funny. He gets complaints of mawkishness, but I don't buy that at all, he can be dark and weird, no, he is dark and weird, he strikes a great balance.
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This is a normal post Accents apparently evolved as a kind of tribal identity.
Makes sense that for ease of finding each other an accent developed for teh gays.

It's either that or bum sex tightens the vocal chords.
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Accents do not equal affectations/intonations/inflections etc.
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This is a normal post They sound funny, so do people from south africa... it's an accent to me.
You'll be telling me next that French people aren't gay.
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Ok, but you can tell the difference in accent between queens like Alan Carr, Paul O'Grady, Graham Norton and Ashley Cole, right?
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This is a normal post Have you notice Obama has nearly controlled his gay-ass irritating exaggerated whistling sibilants?
Ssssssay yesssss or I'll sssssssscream.
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You know what really pisses me off about the guy, apart from his abject domestic failures, and almost isolationist attitude to international relations? It's all those bizarre long pregnant pauses, as he looks from one side of the room to another, and those pauses just result in more platitudes and pauses. But I hear he's playing off seven these days, so he's got that going for him.
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This is a normal post yeah
I think there are connections between the two though- maybe it's a continuum, I don't know.

I also don't think there's any reason to believe that accents happened for any social reason, although I guess it's possible. I think it's much more likely that they just emerge because of natural things about how language learning works.
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I think accents are primarily geographical. As people started moving about more you see mixes/hybrids etc, but it's mainly about locality/proximity etc.
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This is a normal post yeah that's a factor
but there are a lot of different speech communities that live in the same region, and sometimes there are speech communities that live in several separate regions, and you see accents patterning with that.

Anyway I heard that all the gays speak Polari in their secret meetings, although I have no idea where they're held.
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Yeah, the thing about Polari is it never really was much of a thing as far as I can work out, the only glossaries of it I've ever had a look at lay claim to terms that range from a Cockney rhyming slang derivatives to Roma to pigeon Italian to general english slang to stuff out of Burgess' A Clockwork Orange to Yiddish. I'm deeply sceptical that it ever had any real currency. It's like the guys from Airplane speaking Jive, its repute is far greater than any scope or usage it ever had.
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This is a normal post Twice now I have caught a Sedaris show halfway through on Radio 4
and been surprised that he wasn't a woman when I got to the end of the program.

I really need to stop drinking so much; it's messing with my memory.
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I series link his show, which are sadly repeats. The few people I know who like radio, are always surprised when I point this out as an option. I listen to way more radio 4 now than I ever did thanks to PVR/TIVO/SkyPlus/Wotevs.
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This is a normal post The opposite never really gets commented on.
It's quite weird when men only speak with their lower vocal range in order to try and sound tough.
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This is a normal post I liked the bit where they beat him up.

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This is a normal post He came out to the family last October...
It took them months to think about being a whole gang of cunts to him. Also... How did they not guess he was gay???
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This is a link post pointless remake of the week goes to Resident Evil
how have they managed to make it look so bad?
Emotionless faces, same old restricted movements, painful animation, characters that look out of place against the background.
rubbish!
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This is a normal post #wehaverunoutofideas

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This is a normal post It has become a mere shadow of its former self.
Also: Barry. Where's. Barry.
And: Don't open. That door.
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This is a normal post You nearly became a Jill sandwich

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This is a normal post after playing left 4 dead those old resident evil games are like being stuck in a wheelchair at your grandmas house
if they really need to update it (if they even have? looks exactly the bloody same to me) then why not ditch the static camera angles and clunky controls? They did a pretty decent job with number 4.
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This is a normal post after the PT demo I'm surprised this hasn't simply been scrapped

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What better way to show all the disenfranchised fans who thought the last 2-3 RE games were nothing but action schlock that they understand? I mean people basically want Resident Evil 1, so thats exactly what they will get!
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This is a normal post I think it's a HD remake of a remake of the original that came out on the Gamecube
Where's the Metal Gear Solid HD remakes for the PC?!
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This is a link post Man born with his head upside down

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This is a normal post Jebus
I thought this was a spoof, but....bloody hell
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Johnny Cage wins.

FATALITY.
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This is a normal post 0_o

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This is a normal post quite a recommendation

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This is a normal post wrong way around

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This is a normal post Upskirt

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This is a normal post " It's no concern to me if it's turned his life upside- down face, Jake's a good boy..."

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This is a normal post (8

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This is a normal post "So this is a story all about how"

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This is a normal post Pfffft!

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever makes fun of this guy
is a monster!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post seeing as its summer I made this!
here's a song I wrote about sunsets and clouds and cold beer
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Very summery...
Have a click :-)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If I owned a
GoPro and did cool things I would use this!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The mid-section bit with all the screaming was a bit weird.

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