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This is a link post A movie we made using an old type technique, to do with 1eat club I made this!
We have been working on this movie for a whole weekend, it works on the combination of photographs and music from my itunes.

Let me know what you think
(ecuhct, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post Gives a whole new meaning to "dog handler".
They don't specify what was done, but I'm guessing they gave the dog a wank...

Christ, and this is what passes for cops around here.
 (The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post I got a bad feelin' bout dis

(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post Why are there still Chimpanzees?
Just a little vid to show how we are all -deep down- animals.
(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I like how it deals with fundamentalist Christians and in no way contradicts how I feel or anything I've said.


*click*

edit: I didn't mean for that last bit to sound sarcastic, honestly
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
We are all friends together!
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried

to get that message across to the semi-religious 'nature' lovers.

If you really love nature, then let nature take its course.

Like many species before us, we are destroying parts of the bottom of our food chain, which could cause a massive crash in our population.

Thats nature for you :)

But! we are pretty smart monkeys, so we might get out of it with a viable population.

Maybe so, maybe not, but thats nature for you.
 (Montyphuq, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this man
best of all the people with something intelligent to say people get unnecessarily worked up and irate about
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post His book
'The Greatest Show on Earth'. You will like ALOT!
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post Harkonnen November mix
A nice and aggressive technoid/skullstep DnB mix that my friend Harkonnen made :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle orson wezl, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post Site with hundreds of albums cronologically from1960 onwards.
Naff all to do with bacon, unless you fancy a butty while listnin to some tunes. I've been on this since last Chrimbo and I'm upto '74 + I've gotten into some bands I'd never have thought of.

Edit: you may want to pause the live studio cam as they play some proper shite.
 (acab Fuck me is that the time?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You win!
Wow that looks like a great site. Thanks for that, it'll keep me going for ages. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu has more tshirts up www.swishswosh.com/JayTee, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be 16 times better
If the live studio didn't pop into life every page change and if you could browse while still listening to an album.
Still, a good find
 (Baj has had a poo at pauls. I would give it a few mins, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Very true comrade Baj
but this is how come I've discovered so many hidden treasures
 (acab Fuck me is that the time?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post nice find!

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic

(gingerfreak fucking lsd screens, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:08, Reply)
This is a link post I think, on this Holy day of Bacon! It is worth remembering where it all started! Tactical Bacon!
I was an Atheist up until today. Now I am a full formed Baconist. I am praying to the god of bacon tonight and hope he will fill my dreams with bacony goodness!

Thursday, 3rd September, 2009. Lest we forget.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Screw you all
VEGES UNITE!
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not just kill a pig?
Looks much easier.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, this is probably much quicker

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It takes 24 hours to soke the stuff.
Pigs are quicker. I bet its a right squeal. And deep deep down, veggies want to be meat eaters, other wise they wouldnt disguise tofu as sausages ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
And a year or so to raise the pig, I think the sausage thing isn't about wanting to eat meat, they're just very tasty depending upon which brand you choose.
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
a piglet will do...
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 months then..

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
Newborn.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 114 days
Unless you want it fetus fresh :)

*sells idea to subway*
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok ok you win!
There is no fucking way I am getting ANYTHING from subways. I even stopped eating reggae reggae sauce when they started to use it.

true story, but dont tell dave. When I go to glastonbury I eat veggie stuff for breakfast. It just seems right and goes down easier than a lot of the meat based stuff they sell. The protein in the sausages and eggs really help a knackered RBF. I only have meat for tea there, and its normally chicken :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yay! another veggie B3tan :-)
I'm vegan and officially in love with Cauldron marinated tofu - it's so lush.
I'm also a little bit insane for edamame beans out of Tesco.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *vegan high five*

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Woot! Hi five :-)
I did it to be straight edge (heavily into Minor Threat)..but I still drink like a navvy :-P
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Minor threat?
Just a band!
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah - that was just part of it.
went veggie aged 10 after a bad farm visit on a school trip.
Was such an opinionated, mardy little madam for the next 10-15 years (hunt sabbing, boycotting Boots and all that)

I'm much more mellow now - although, Procter and Gamble are still the antichrist....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And nestle,
dont forget nestle.

'just a band' is from a scroobius pip/dan le sac record :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeep! love that song :-)
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry - amen to that....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post YES SMEN TO THAT!
TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE SISTER!
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post mongy typing on my part - ppfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post don't go pulling any muscles now
with your undernourished body.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only the people who don't eat the right stuff who go undernourished
like people the people who have meat in their diet and don't eat the right stuff


*edited to make sense*
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post very true
plus - all the crap in dairy, androgens and antibiotics, is insane.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, can't deny it
I eat loads of meat and I'm massively unhealthy (though only slightly porky).
 (gingerfreak fucking lsd screens, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you realise that the only reason


that cows/horses/sheep can survive is because they eat so many insects every time they chomp the vegetation.

I bet you wash your vegetables and need dietary supplements
 (Montyphuq, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone prepared to go mano-i-mano for their tea can eat what they like.
It's the factory farming element of things that grinds my gears.
If you're cool with raising, feeding and slaughtering a pig yourself for food then groovy
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So you havent even tried a haribo?

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post connective tissue and veins...nom nom nom :-

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a witchface and a ghost.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post If you eat meat,
you gotta eat it all. You dont see lions or tigers go 'oh dear me, I think I may have just swallowed a bit of vein'.

Animals is what animals does. Although we are all monkeys, and they are vegetarian?

Shit, beaten by my own logic.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Lions and tigers work their arses off for their tea.
People just go to KFC and slide a tenner over the counter...
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post A tenner they have worked hard for?

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a big difference between hunting and stalking for 8 hours
and sitting at a PC scratching your balls and Googling Megan Fox...

I used to be a finger pointy preachy person but now I just do what I do and say nothing - folk pick on me now, unprovoked, because I won't eat communal office cake and that.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww,
do you want me to come round and rub you better? I dont mean to pick on you, I thought we were having a friendly debate! Come'ere you.

*strokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You know I wuvs you really :-)
That's the thing - I'm not really debatey-gal anymore.
21 year old me was well up for it - nowadays I just get stick in work.
And they say I'm emo too which really pees me off.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I know:-)
See ya' around, chickadee...
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
shhh don't confuse the issue with facts.

You might get their pulse up, which isn't a good thing for someone deficient in B vitamins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post We has Marmite :-p

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe, don't some love it and some hate it though?
50/50 chance of survival?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Only the vegans with the best taste buds survive :)
also: potatoes, bananas, beans, chilli peppers
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you know
that animals like cows/sheep/pigs survive is because we eat them. If we stopped eating them all together, they will become extinct.


/philosophy blog
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You're kidding right?

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not a philosophical answer now, is it?
edit: and it is not my argument. I am not that clever :-)

But if you REALLY think about it. REALLY REALLY, it might just happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been domesticated for about three thousand years
most breeds wouldn't know what to do without us
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
thank goodness you were about. I was about to write an essay.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure 3000 years is enough to make that much of a change

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem!
There is a lengthy chapter concerning the breeding of dogs from wolves vs breeding chaffinches in Dawkins most excellent 'The Greatest Show on Earth'. To cut a long story short, dogs do not regress back to wolves, but chaffinches go back to the norm of the original breeding pair within 2 generations. 3000 years is plenty long enough to have a profound effect. And it is not possible for domesticated cows/sheep or whatever yummy to go 'wild' ever again.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine then, let the last generation die off peacefully. There would still be wild cattle in some places.

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So you would rather kill a chicken in order to save anothers life?

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
If the situation is I kill 1 chicken and the other survives then yes
If both die anyway then no
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post But death is always there,
whether one dies or not? You know. I understand many arguments about why people are vegetarians, but when it comes down to it... oh never mind.

Also, if they both die, you wouldnt save ones life, you would let them both die?

edit: far too late, off to bed. Love you!
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying that they would both die in the end
and it wouldn't matter if one of them had a shorter life if their death was painless?
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I am saying would you kill a chicken in order to save anothers life?
Regardless of method of death. Its more of a moral thing. Anywho, love you, night dear :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I already answered
g'night!
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup,
you would let them both die in spite of saving anothers life by killing one.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I said if it saves the other one then yes

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post would you EAT a chicken in order to save anothers life

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
It would be very tasty from what I've heard too.
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post But why?
their meat tastes lovely when cooked properly and with respect and care

I take it you simply have a moral objection to humans eating flesh?

We've obviously being doing it for a while, and I see no moral problem as to why we shouldn't when animals are raised and slaughtered in a humane manor
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a moral objection to killing any being when it is not necessary
We haven't evolved to kill cattle on an industrial scale because it's tasty. I can understand tribes in the middle of Africa farming cattle, but in a lot of areas in the world, specifically the west, there just isn't any need.
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post But if it wasnt necessary,
our ancestors would have evolved as Vegetarians? Like tortoises and the like.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post But is it necessary for us (Westerners) to kill now for meat?
I say yes, because I fucking love meat, and can't live without its iron-y taste, but I can see Peter's point, you Devil's advocaat, you.
 (gingerfreak fucking lsd screens, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We've evolved to be omnivores
with very large brains that help us to adapt to different environments. I'm choosing to benefit from our large brains and use imported products that give just as good nutritional value..
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to get a bit deep, but the natural world is a twenty four hour slaughter house on an industrial scale
whether you interpret that as the holocaust beneath you feet right now, or images of the industrial scale annual slaughter of the migrations in Africa. Life on earth is an industrial scale slaughter operation. I guess it depends on what you term as life. If you get all sentimental about mammals, but can't equate this all the way down to micro organisms then we don't share what can be termed as 'life'

My view of the natural world is why I do not believe in any sort of compassionate deity, only a complete cunt could conjure up this out of emptiness; devoid of any of the compassion that seems to be the argument of most vegetarians. I don't see why it should be a concern with the primordial cycle of prey and predator all the time around us to be honest

Humans have simply learnt to be reasonably efficient over time
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess we're just not going to agree on this one
never mind :)

Stay tuned though, tomorrow I'm going to post a link relevant to my views on abortion!

Kidding, you can have your /links back now.
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post More than enough
Some domestic dog breeds have been more or less created in decades by selective breeding, it's not much different for cattle over a few thousand years dependent on human requirement and need, and what we don't; time shapes the rest
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ in a nutshell :-)
perfect!
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post no

(Montyphuq, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What would happen
is the red meat would turn to bone, we'd be forced to eat grass.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello fellow v3gan
mind you all this talk of bacon's making my Neanderthal gland swell up
 (acab Fuck me is that the time?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post veges?


wtf are veges?
 (Montyphuq, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Like veggies
only more annoying.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Veges
are a weird race of people that think it's wrong to eat the flesh of another animal.

Something about being cruel or some bollocks.

Still, they get worse, especially the ones that won't eat any animal product at all, or even wear any clothes created using animal product etc etc. Pretty hypocritical really if you consider that during the production of their cheap ass part granola, part tofu, part cotton, multi-coloured slacks, some little chinese kid suffered a damn sight more in some sweat shop than some fucking fat arse cow did, with its sole purpose in life to eat in a field with its mates until its old enough to be swiftly put to sleep and end up in some quality burger.

Meat all the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Pretty hypocritical really if you consider that during the production of their cheap ass part granola, part tofu, part cotton, multi-coloured slacks, some little chinese kid suffered a damn sight more in some sweat shop than some fucking fat arse cow did"

If it weren't for sweat shops, a lot of communities would be a lot worse of. And a poorly paid child doesn't have it worse than something that gets killed at the end of it's life that consisted of it being forced to eat food thats sole purpose is to make it large. Also not all animals get such a peaceful ending as you described.
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post most humans don't get a peaceful end either

humans are omnivores - one of the many secrets of our species success.

we eat ANYTHING
 (Montyphuq, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see how the former statement is relevant to the argument
and I wasn't denying the later. I just think that if there is an alternative to making something suffer then people should take it.
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post we all suffer

We are as much animals as they are.

Never seen a predator apologise to its prey.

We are just better at eating animals than any other animal on the planet. (top of the food chain, may not last)

It involves not running about catching them. (thats why there are so many fat animals called human)
 (Montyphuq, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah alright then
, I should have added 'for people with empathy towards other animals' to my above comment.
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're kidding right?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post no, i'm not kidding

We are animals.

Why save polar bears when polar bears will eat us at any opportunity.

Humans are part of nature, just as polar bears are.

We are just better at it than they are - nae luck polar bears.

Its called evolution.
 (Montyphuq, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not you, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You're kidding right?

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I will fall by the evolutionary wayside


Due to my inability to reply to the correct post

:)

apologies
 (Montyphuq, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No, why?

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a link post My exploits with a Chill Cake on Adam and Joe's 6music show I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh! was that you? wow!
I'm actually really upset about the prospect of Boggins being killed.
I'm a little too into Adam and Joe....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They should try
trial by chill cake. Feed some to Boggins and if he lives, he doesn't die.
 (I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Noooo -he has to live :-(
He can't help his itchy glands!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Bacon announcement
Entries MUST be in by 23:59, for bacon day, or they wont count

Carry on now children, link is a bacon ROCKET :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bacunt :-)

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post wake n bacon
ronseal.
last posted march 07 so worth another airing
 (Porchid formerly Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick it in the thread fella!
I also posted that a few weeks ago :-D Different site though. All it needs is a toaster!
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post err... lady
but yes done
 (Porchid formerly Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They are all the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this idea. An alarm clock is the most unpleasant sound of all.
Not sure about giving botulism the chance to thrive on room-temperature bacon though.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave would rather jack than Fleetwood Mac, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Its worth the risk.

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post The Hoff sells a Vacuum Penis Pump I made this!
and so does Meatloaf!

It's a bit of fun!
(lustreboy http://bit.ly/keeno, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post Sexeh?
Is anyone else turned on by this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Sloth porn
Gets my vote
 (TownsendsPublisher inept, inept, inept, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post aah I feel better now
haha
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post How do you like your eggs in the morning? I made this!
Ok, not Bacon! but I thought I could show you guys it anywho!

And also, dont forget to post your Bacon links in this epic bacon thread

www.b3ta.com/links/396328
(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post :3

(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post c|:3
Man with a bowler hat and moustache
 (Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post Chin Up Mother Brown I made this!
Every year for my birthday, rather than giving out cakes at work, I make a wee little dj mix of what i'm into at the time.

I'm fucked if I'm contributing to someone elses obesity, basically.

Anyway, thanks to those lovely soundcloud peeps,heres what I gave out this year. Apologies for the nickage of the image that goes with it, but im shit with photoshop, and this is the only way i can give something back to b3ta.

Cher and enjoy! Now with value added tracklist

01. Brian Cant - Intro
02. Jack Hilton an Leslie Sarony - Rhymes (Lumpys Cute Little Remix)
03. George Formby - Fanlight Fanny
04. Lily Allen - He Wasn't There
05. Fats Waller - Your Feets Too Big
06. Louis Jordan - Knock Me A Kiss
07. Spike Jones And His City Slickers - Red Grow The Roses
08. Billy May - Leap Frog
09. Gene Krupa - Watch The Birdie
10. Paul Anka - Smells Like Teen Spirit
11. Fanfare Ciocarlia - James Bond Theme
12. Perez Prado - Chihuahua Mambo
13. Joe Loss - Wheels Cha Cha
14. Mrs Miller - The Girl From Ipanema
15. Marcos Valle - So Nice (Summer Samba)
16. Astrud Gilberto - Oba Oba
17. Armando Trovaioli - Kinky Peanuts
18. Sibling - Animal 'a' Crossin
19. Barry Gray And His Orchestra - Aqua Marina
20. Bert Kaemfert - Zambesi
21. Marvin Hamlisch - Bananas (Main Title Theme)
22. Nouvelle Vague - Making Plan For Nigel
23. Amazonics - Jumpin' Jack Flash
24. Max Sedgley - Happy (Spiritual South Mix)
25. Sons Of The Desert - Paint It Black
26. The Muppets - All Together Now
 (djlumpyrulesok, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked at the tracklist and thought that I might like it!!!!
Listening to it, (22 minutes in) I think you have wonderful taste in music :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Firstly, happy birthday! (for whenever it was)
Secondly, WOW! Any playlist/mixtape that includes Spike Jones is tops in my book, but adding Aqua Marina and the Paul Anka track is just icing on the cake. See, I love it that much I don't mind mixing a metaphor to make my point! :D
 (wuffle bunny still has a hurty knee on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post lily allen??.....
go kill yourself now
 (hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
gfysn
 (Bootsthealchemist two years and still no sig. oh, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post tsk tsk - context!
and yet if you were to listen it would all make sense
 (djlumpyrulesok, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post clicketyclicketyclicketyclick

(Bootsthealchemist two years and still no sig. oh, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a motherfucking click from me!!!

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't they meant to give you cakes?
On your birthday?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas
thats what I thought

instead it seems to be a free binge on party food at your expense, with a Wilkinsons token in return 'from everyone'
 (djlumpyrulesok, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thanks for the tunes
 (Gusse The Awesome Power Of A Fully Charged Mothership, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post Green Eggs and Eggs
Surprisingly didn't have a GC in sight. Fairly random, had me in bits
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:41 and 2:15 were my favorite.
nice.
 (I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah!

(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm....
....yes....

woo?

<wanders of to check his medication for any surprises or incompatibilities>
 (mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Following on from the rugby theme..
A feel good behind the scenes vid of the chap who hit the crossbar during the Sarecens match vs South Africa earlier this week, winning himself a cool £250,000 for his efforts

Vid of the kick can be seen here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMkimxS_swA

His best quote was 'this is the second best day of my life....the first was when i lost my virginity'
(cheesefan parp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What a great story.
That guy really bought home the bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with you and bacon
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post There is nothing bacon about my bacon.
I dont bacon what you mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well bacon me in the bacon you really bacon bacon bacon

(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww thats ACE! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that's awesome :D
the Saracens were staying at hotel I got married at. they all signed our guestbook!
 (I helped save b3ta! hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! He really struggled with that beer :-)
Not surprised - Carlsberg wasn't it? :-( But definitely feel-good video :-).
 (I helped save b3ta! United Turnips, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really quite touching
EDIT: and not ham. Bacon maybe? Would that be the opposite of hamtouching, or similar? Maybe a bacontoucher is a hamtoucher that's cured (sorry).
 (gingerfreak fucking lsd screens, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
*spang*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't anyone else want to punch him?
Not because of the money, but because of his stupid face.
 (Kung_Fu_Russ BACON! BACON! BACON!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:35, Reply)
This is a link post Bubble Trouble I made this!
Bubbles are fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
always read the warning label before using that stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah!

(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally spiffing sir!

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post As always
...brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
I wanted to see what happened when you farted...

I'm not interested in the bubbles though, I'm just a perv.
 (mr.dogshit Collector of Bacon Day prizes., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
One fart-themed video is enough from me I'm afraid
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post damn that had me tittering!
top Job as ever!
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post that's wicked.
totally wicked.
 (tickle i felt like a whore, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Marked down
for missing a fart gag ;)
 (Baj has had a poo at pauls. I would give it a few mins, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
nicely done chap
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post Song...

(Code of Post has escaped from the Police at.., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit!

(I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Any thing that Peter Kay...
does, says, breathes, eats, walks on, touches is utter, utter shit. A more talentless fuck you will be hard pressed to find.

Unless of course you are a northerner living in the mid 70s and the height of sophistication really is garlic bread.
 (scum_monkey will growl for money, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this is what I was meant to say.
Although, I do like phoenix nights.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That is only
because you like laughing at disablists, you rotter.
 (scum_monkey will growl for money, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen my video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhK0yCTRN-4
 (I helped save b3ta! RBaconF esqueal BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post Johnny Lee demos Wii Remote hacks (TED Talk)
Extremely awesome, cheap and easy hack that will allow you to use a wii controller to create a virtual whiteboard.

Nice and short, and very fun too :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff. He's working in Xbox's Natal camerafunk these days I believe.
Some cool stuff on his blog too: procrastineering.blogspot.com/ .
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful hack


what the fuck is he doing talking to EA??

The non-games company
 (Montyphuq, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:57, Reply)

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