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This is a link post Some bloke and some woman are rubbish at holding hands
You'd think they'd have done this at some point beforehand in their lives... but no.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Playing tonight
The Pipeline 94 Middlesex Street, E1 7EZ London, United Kingdom

looks like fun.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll only take out a restraining order on you. Just like babymetal did...

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post you should head down. I can't make it unfortunately.
FYI Babymetal are soooo 2014. It's all BiSH these days.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks sexy...sound cool I mean
I meant sounds cool
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! I'll have you know that mental orientals willing to flash their golden bums are MY remit. Stupid Hat.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post something something Pipeline

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Ted Cruz introduced by his running mate. Trapdoor in place to assure she doesn't steal his thunder.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Uhm when does the trapdoor bit happen?

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post When the thing upstairs calls for Berk of course.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 seconds

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay barely even noticed it

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Lolz at your stunned cursor

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Cats put to work

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Dog can fly

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post bassets always get a click

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, was that an advert for wind?

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Radiohead's new stuff looks fun :D

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's Captain Flack when needed?

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Over Berlin?
In a Lancaster?
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It usually turns out that he's behind one of the masks
along withthe mayor, Chippy Minton, Windy Miller and all the other residents of Summerisle.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever chaps

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post Ted Cruz For Human President
Vote please.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked 'I like this'.
Does this count as my vote for the human candidate?
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This only confirms what I've been saying for months

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^ This only confirms what I have been reading for 2 seconds.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post v v v That totally fails to convince me either way

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post Traditional leaf singing

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The lurkage is strong in you!
and you follow Rare and Strange Instruments!?

I just saw this one reposted from there a few minutes ago.

Good, good...
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 5:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a step up from a grass leaf between the thumbs!

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Sweep singing in the shower

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Only in England.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Poetman - Dealing with hecklers NSFW I made this!
This was the first time I got paid to perform poetry in a pub called the Cock Inn in Kettering at Run Your Tongue. It got a bit rowdy near last orders.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have heckled you as well
and called you a wanker and a cunt in the long moments it took you to gather what was going on in the polite time I gave that shite
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I appreciate your honesty.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post More than one cheeky edit there.
You should watch one of those teacher vs kid rap battles. See how it's done.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
I met Mark Grist from teacher vs kid rap battle yesterday, he was performing at Handmade Festival here in Leicester. He's a legend!
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Kettering eh?
Did you meet a fella called Chuck?
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I wrote a poem
dog
brown dog
dog squared is dogdog
carry the one
if the one is a frisbee
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog squared you sau

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post minecraft is shit m8

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post poetry voice
Poetry voice,
is the voice, with which
one reads a poem aloud,
Its full of strange intonation,
smug, arrogant, self proud.
Short sharp alliterated adbdectives,
accompany over pronounced,vowel sounds.
And every verse
is poignantly concluded
, with a sticatto…look…around.

Sometimes,
its spoken incredibly quick,
But always soon, slows down.
Often words,
are merely whispered
While others are said quite loud.
Everything’s over gesticulated,
the emotion furrows my brow,
And to show that I agree with the writers ideas,
I’m literaly nodding now.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that in poetry voice

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post that's obvs

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I also read that in poetry voice

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Acceptance
Hirsute lesbian: I love you.
Freedom's guerilla: I salute you.
Bipolar Inuit: I embrace you.
Come you all to my home. I have muffins

Kevin Eldon
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post thats fuckin' good that is mate
did you come up with it, or did you nick it?
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post all that typoes ust be for copy protevtion meethinks

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell man, keep it moving, keep it punchy, keep them engaged.
If you waffle and faff about like that then of course you're going to get hassle with people filling in and providing their own entertainment. I certainly wouldn't use a performance like that as my show reel.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post Zizek

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
I haven't got time to watch this now. Can anyone summarize it for me.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post How about a bit of Chomsky on Zizek in 4 mins?
Best summary ever!
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true then
Chomsky is wrong about everything
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
This make me feel better about only reading the first four pages of, Living in the End Times, then giving up. I like his two tv documentary's though.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Zizek is an entertainer. People now are tired of serious sober stuff like Chomsky's and then turn to products like Zizek's theories. The Left was swallowed by the big bag of bullshit of modern capitalism, and you can either be a clown like Zizek or an old-school doomed dreamer like Chomsky."
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Zizek on cocaine:"Many people believe that-even some of my friends. But surprisingly never in my life did I take drugs-not even soft drugs. Its not that I am a moralist or anything. Many people around me take drugs. Maybe it’s my disciplinarily-terrorist attitude. Maybe if you take drugs, then you get soft, then the enemy can attack you easily. I hate drugs.""
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post Surprise surprise, Assad and ISIS have been hand in hand the whole time
Not at all scary when you remember that means buddies with Putin too.
Sky news, so take with a pinch of salt.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good, another regime change in waiting

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was under the impression that this was pretty common knowledge
Just not 'official'.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh, paint the only guy really fighting those fascists in a bad light
I think I read the Syrian army has suffered something like 70,000 casualties, so deals like that make obvious sense.

Or has Obama's propaganda staff gone full on retard all of a sudden. Nice guy and everything, but he doesn't seem to give a shit about the middle east

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War

Drop anyone caught being a 'jihadist' wanting to go there fucking the place up a bit more over the south Pacific, spare our prisons
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post you have to question the definition of fighting when he allows their free movement
to make $40 million a month in oil sales
uk.businessinsider.com/assad-isis-palmyra-2016-5?r=US&IR=T

time.com/3719129/assad-isis-asset/
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to question the integrity of 'business insiders' more like. Don't forget WHO actually set up ISIS in the first place in order to fight a proxy war against Assad.
All in the name of oil. Now oil companies are trying to claim he's in league with the same people that our own Dear Leader was praising as 'Brave rebels fighting the Assad regime' back in 2012 when he FIRST tried to get a vote on bombing Syria. Back then he and Billy Mekon wanted us taxpayers to foot the bill for ISIS' funding, arms and training, he even wanted us to pay for some of them to come here to be trained by the long haired gentlemen based in Hereford.
And he also made the claim that ISIS were 'supported by Assad' last year. It wasn't true then and it isn't true now. But hey, keep believing U-Turn Dave's lies if that's what makes you happy. Just don't expect anyone with an operating brain to be as retarded as you.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was them...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NB7Jz27b7E
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bollocks.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Bitcoin author (?) goes public

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I invented bite coin
So did my mother.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I invented shitcoin...
but it didn't take off despite the ease with which everyone could produce them...
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Something must have gone wrong with the blockchain

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I am Spartacus!

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He is Spartacus!

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick! Get 'im!

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You ain't Spartacus!

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I ate asparagus!

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Great!
The season is on.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ooof
that's a shocker lol
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post Pogo Tune, quite catchy as usual
M&M cash-whoring though.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post apt name

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He's great.
Fair play to him. I'm all for musicians making money
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cash-whoring? AKA getting paid for work?
I thought it was alright, they must take ages to do.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good, he's always good
But I'm beginning to hear the formula
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Stealing a tranny's purse.

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The victims are either stooges, or potential claimants in a court case.

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking fake and gay, this is america, all of those 'victims' will now be suing for injury, embarrassment and entrapment

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget antisemitism
It's the latest craze.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That is supposing that they want to fess up to thieving a purse from a LBTQH person.
And entrapment, while a cool word, only applies to government action.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I thought the "Twinz" were Undercover Copz.
My mistake.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect in real life they're brainless neanderthals that would as soon brain you, screw you or prank you.
They don't seem like society's best.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to hope that they're stooges
But assuming they're not, I'd love to know what proportion of people took the bait.

It's a fairly sad indictment of society that that many people were so quick to start rifling through someone else's stuff.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post well that was terribly staged.
Why would the thieves open the bags out in the open, all beautifully in the middle of the shot?
And why the dude in drag? I don't get it.

also- re: 'tranny' - just be aware that it's a term with a really violent past (like 'fag'), and don't be surprised if you get shit from others for saying it. Consider yourself politely reminded. That is all.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure you own that word
www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2014/05/30/is_tranny_a_slur_or_an_identity_who_decides.html
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah well, so long as all the disgusting men in dresses have to use separate bathrooms so they can't nonce my kids up, I'm all in favour.

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post But, just so we're clear, noncing you in the bathroom is still fair game, right?

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have my best romper suit on for the occasion.
x
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What, the bit where I said it was my word?
or the bit where I said I was offended? or when I told you not to say it?
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "also- re: 'tranny' - just be aware that it's a term with a really violent past (like 'fag'), and don't be surprised if you get shit from others for saying it. Consider yourself politely reminded. That is all."
Just be aware, you're a fucking twat.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, I was only trying to be polite and informative.
In that case: Fuck you too, twat.

There, now we're even.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You weren't being polite and informative, you were being passive aggressive
But that is OK, because you call Prufrock a twat, which is accurate and concise. Prufrock is indeed a twat. I may posit that he is also a tedious bell-end.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post anything that starts with "what's up you guys" get's fucked off
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post See also Mr D. Laughs
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2442223
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
anything that starts with a merkin "bro" racist homophobic cunt get's fucked off
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake, fay & shite.

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:42, Reply)
This is a link post Another death in 2016.
It's someone who worked for the Daily Mail. But who? I think you will be pleasantly surprised

(Link is to BBC News).
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he didn't see that coming.

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!
I didn't see that joke coming. It was the last thing I expected anyone to say.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a tard?
That joke is old as the hills. ;)
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post TTJ

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He made a living lying to gullible idiots, not sure anyone should feel sad about his passing

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post typical Capricorn

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
The former nightclub manager was married and had eight children from several relationships.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post His kids all hated him

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Learn his secret now

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "The statement also said Cainer had already written a number of forecasts and predictions, which would be published in future."
Phew!
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought he'd die because of Cancer

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 9:14, Reply)
This is a link post Finally, something useful you can do with an iWatch
Run Windows 95! (requires jiggly stick machine to prevent iwatch from powering down whilst it boots for 1 hour)
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Errr
How is that useful?
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It really really isn't useful.

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Take my Money!

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post about as useful as an Apple watch to be fair

(, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was about to mention that it's quite impressive that you can run a desktop operating system on something the size of a watch
But then I realised that Windows '95 came out 21 years ago...

Where the fuck did that time go?
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post donkey porn and weed?

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to have a hobby

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You say that
like it's a bad thing.
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 2:47, Reply)
This is a link post amateur cooking photos (a LOT of them)
a compilation of some of the worst pictures that were uploaded to a German site that (for some) is a go-to place to find recipes of all sorts.

there's some text involved which is auf Deutsch but the comments are irrelevant.

also features some quite amusing creations you won't be able to erase from your memory.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post “Fuck, ich bin stoned und die Bratwurst ‘schreit’ in der Pfanne.”

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Translated...
Quote: "Fuck, I'm stoned and Bratwurst 'border' in the pan."
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Geil
*klick*
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post paprika spinne

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I once started a Tumblr on a similar theme, called Two Turds On A Pile Of Sick,
needn't have bothered after all.

*click* for grim fascination
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It tastes so much better when you give it a funny forrin name and charge $50 a plate.

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Or:
Shit on a bickkie. Which is what I first thought seeing these.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more paella.

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid Man Smart Phone I made this!
Happy holiday b3tards.

I made this for the Beeb - and quite like it. And hope that you do too. Arron Crascall is lovely and Russell Kane was an absolute revelation. Don't judge him on the quiff. I hope you enjoy. Pass it around if you like so maybe they'll give me a sensible budget next time.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Russel Kane is a complete an utter fuckwit.
Oh FUCK even worse I have just realised who you are as well.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Have we had the pleasure?
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He's is a massive nonce, and you work at the BBC
so you probably have.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! :D

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you tried watching the programme and judging it?
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A revelation how?
Also are Nick Grimshaw and Russell Kane the same moron?
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Revelation because he's actually anything but a douche bag. Is hard working, pleasant and hugely intelligent. Pleasure to work with.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice self promotion, Russell!

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the kind of thing that people who like that kind of thing will like
It seems well made and stuff so good luck with it and I hope they give you more money for the next series
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Russell
I hate film your own face cunts like Crascall
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post Monday afternoon boogie
It has cowbells and, well, everything. Enjoy.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "It has cowbells and, well, everything"
It didn't have the sound of a 55 year old labourer grunting as he forces out a massive turd, you liar!
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen closely
to the bass line. It's there.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That video
Was like watching a first year Photoshop student using every single effect/filter all at once and then saying "this is art". See also, hipster kids and their stupid filter apps. Music was, and still is great disco though.
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post When you think
it was about 1979, it must have looked pretty cool. I'd fear the Cyriak version these days....
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I was under the impression
that Lipps Inc were more African/American.Can't recall a white blond girl..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbp2FBphKV0
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:18, Reply)
This is a link post BREAKING: World mourns as kids TV legend Bungle dies
Fuck you 2016

another one bites the dust

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This is actually very offensive

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You want chilli sauce with that?

(, Mon 2 May 2016, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post First it was Bungle bear
next it will be Huggy Bear
when will the grim reapper be satisfied?
(, Mon 2 May 2016, 18:39, Reply)

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