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This is a link post Mimi Choi - jaw-dropping makeup artistry
Talented and unique design work
EDIT: Instagram link with more www.instagram.com/mimles/


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This is a link post Second-hand false teeth
Limerick, Ireland
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This is a link post 4 things about a tape measure you might not know.
Mildly interesting
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That was very informative. Weird seeing an American measure that completely ignores the existence of the metric system.
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This is a normal post Fake units, sad!

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This is a normal post My tape measure doesn't have the scribing tool.
I feel like I've been robbed.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *pities*

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This is a normal post Mine has no scribing tool or base measurement
I'm surprised I can measure anything with this sham of a debacle
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I just use my dick to measure everything. makes it more of a challenge when its cold though

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This is a normal post Is the end serrated?

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This is a normal post Has it got a slot to accommodate the head of a nail?

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This is a normal post But what if u don't want to measure in millimetres?

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This is a normal post Does it reel back in at the touch of a button.

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This is a normal post <>20mm

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This is a link post Hoping the floob is more robust this time

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This is a normal post Liking the 'Hitch hikers guide' feel.

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 0:35, Reply)
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'Hitch hikers guide'
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This is a normal post Is it a hoopy frood?

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This is a normal post This is just bullshit for hipsters with too much money.
The Plumbus 8 only came out last year FFS, and it's already way over spec for any floops we're likely to see for the next decade, yet people will be spending a fortune on this overpriced shit, just to be seen with it. Also, removing the grodus is as stupid as Apple getting rid of the headphone jack. Good luck smilding after you lose your floob, Plumbus sheep losers.
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This is a link post I'll be amazed if this isn't GC
But here's a choir singing Christmas Carols. Whilst eating chillis.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post suffer the children

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the little
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This is a normal post Jesus wankers

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This is a normal post HARSH

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This is a normal post Caps lock wanker

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^^^upset^^^
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I missed my candle day :'(
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This is a normal post Oh dear

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smaller!

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Cannot edit title.
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This is a normal post Probably not the first time they've had something unwanted shoved into their mouths in church

Completely unnecessary, and utterly ridiculous.

Brilliant! :o)
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post 12 lb 12 oz monster baby born in, clearly, a very classy area of Grimsby
The picture at the top is terrifying

"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A touch of gigantism perhaps?
That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
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This is a normal post Gestational diabetes I'd say.

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This is a normal post Milk?
8 Pints of bitter more like! Then a greasy kebab
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This is a normal post And I wouldn't want to on the wrong side in the inevitable punch up in kebab queue
Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks for 666*
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
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This is a normal post That would be some poo
It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
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This is a normal post It already needs to shave.
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
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This is a normal post He has a future as a bouncer
Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
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This is a normal post Or this oldie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
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This is a normal post Not necessarily.
I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post My boy was 12lb 4oz
Born a couple of years ago...
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What rugby team does he play for?
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This is a normal post Ha - he is nearly 3 years old...
He was over 2 foot tall as well.
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This is a normal post She must have a cunt like a ripped out fireplace

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This is a link post The new US embassy in London I made this!

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This is a normal post <3

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This is a normal post jolly jolly

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This is a link post This one's for Heinz!

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This is a normal post Relevant to my interests
also scrapheap challenge and anything similar. But this is the Ur-problem solving TV show and I for one would pay my tv licence fee twice if they brought it back.
In fact, I think if ISIS had made a little youtube series with former SEO entrepreneurs from Luton competing to build IEDs from stuff lying around warzones, I'd probably have signed up for the duration.
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I have the welders, power tools, gritblasting, wire, tons of wood, old motorcycles, etc; no motivation or energy tho.
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This is a normal post you should open a scrapheap challenge theme park
the boys that came up with Diggerland are fucking coining it
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This is a normal post I wish I had the energy.

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This is a link post Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas

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This is a normal post It's taken me over three decades.....
....but I've just realised Skeletor's wearing a thong.
The eighties was a funny time.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And here's me thinking this cartoon couldn't get any camper.

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This is a normal post 1:28
1:28!! \o/
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This is a normal post Posted this before

Lemon is hit and miss but I love this sketch:-

youtu.be/3_25V3vP15Y
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Heinz Wolff dead
This makes me sad.
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This is a normal post I knew him at Brunel, lovely guy but mad as a box of frogs..

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post He dodged Hitlers bullet by a whisker!
Thank goodness - he was a brilliant person. (Heinz - not Hitler)
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This is a normal post He presented prizes at our school,
I'm sure 90% of his speech was recycled, but he did look into the history of the school, the founder etc and worked into the speech, so fair play to him for trying not to be boring. His medical discoveries / inventions may well be keeping me alive now.
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This is a link post Hooded Tops with Special Powers
Animation by Davey Swatpaz
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This is a normal post Excellent!

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post like
pure dead brilliant
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This is a link post Chicory Tip "Cigarettes, Women & Wine"
Was enjoying a Ghostbox mix on my last day at work yesterday & this came on. It could be the biggest earworm I've ever heard. So I'm sharing.
Bonus lols can be obtained from their official site/.
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This is a normal post Dunno why this popped up as a suggestion after that
https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY

Is that the big guy from Darts on the right?
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Wombles song
I like to imagine that it is
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This is a link post Man - Bananas. I saw these guys live in about '93 and they were superb!

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This is a normal post one of the first giant pieces i learned
Haven't been able to remember the name for years, cheers!
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This is a link post Facebook just admitted that Facebook is bad for your mental health.
Well, it's a start, I guess...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, perhaps they'd like to shut themselves down, save a few thousand lives

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This is a normal post It's a start, yes
In a year or two it's login page will be plastered with pictures of mental health sufferers; facebookers will be banished to the exteriors of all buildings. Hefty user taxes, smuggling; a non-interactive version except for a large thumb icon which can be clicked on multiple times to no effect. And former facebookers will say 'sometimes I really miss the blue colour'.
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This is a normal post Putting someone on a 30 day "mute" !?
im sure there was a black mirror episode about that
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This is a normal post There's an idea for ignore 3.0

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This is a link post Couple of links below had me thinking of 30 Seconds Over Tokyo by Pere Ubu
So here's Modern Dance instead.
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This is a normal post seems reasonable.
although this isn't
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSD_R5FkjVM

's' removed from link on instruction from Norland nanny Prufrock
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This is a normal post There's never going to be a Pere Ubu easy listening album.

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This is a normal post fucking lightweight
For myself I listen to metal machine music as a palate cleanser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
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This is a normal post Meerkats being tortured by machines in hell.
More mellow blues distortion from the groundhogs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpDAYpG600A
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This is a normal post I'd have to call that
'tasty'. Strike that - 'very fucking tasty'
I imagine some members had excellent white-fros, for some reason. I wish I had one. And whatever fuzzbox they're using to massively overdrive the shonky old amps they quite clearly nicked from the back of the Pink Fairies van: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDTaAZAQns
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This is a link post Pervbusters vigilante action
Caught in the act.
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This is a normal post Very excellent stuff!

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This is a normal post Even more Excellent
sort of thing Chris Morris would do
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 'tis by a b3tan
b3ta.com/links/1427099
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This is a normal post Ah I see
The URL didn't come up on search.
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This is a link post 8 seconds
should be candles somewhere
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This is a normal post WTF was that?

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This is a normal post Shite

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This is a normal post It's certainly no "Momo" by Stormtroopers Of Death

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This is a normal post No Melt Banana,
the masters/mistreseses of short, sharp Japanese metal rock shock.....love 'em to bits!
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This is a normal post it is was your b3ta. don't worry, be happy 8 candles!
iiiiiiii
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And the girl and lion embodied and emerged! Maiden, Mizuki Nana, who got on the back of the White Lion. She wears herself in the same pure white costume as the lion, while singing "Do not be long" while moving between the audience seats.
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i had to go for a wee. what did i miss?
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This is a normal post The bowl.

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This is a normal post so glad it wasn''t a poo

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This is a link post Making Machines Speak - with David Pye
A RI lecture from 1985.
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This is a normal post The early machine is neat.
Also, world class eyebrows.
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This is a normal post Smashing
Fucking great.
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This is a normal post The research labs at BritishTelecom
takes you back
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This is a normal post Somewhere I have an early 80's book
called 'Teaching your computer to speak'. The title is, of course, printed in that space age lettering they used for anything electronic.
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This is a normal post I'm shocked
are you telling me Stephen Hawking is actually a third rate 80's tribute act.
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This is a normal post I wouldn't say that to his face...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14aE4nst5E8

(at 3 mins in)
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This is a normal post BBC MICRO

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This is a link post Indie Game Review: Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy I made this!
An exercise in frustration. Sweet, sweet, frustration...
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This is a normal post Yay! It's Friday!
Also been playing this all week, bloody difficult. Still trying to get it up the devil's chimney.
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This is a normal post Is that what they're calling it these days?

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This is a normal post Everyone needs a hobby

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea how to even control the fucker
I will keep trying.
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This is a normal post I'm going to say something I'm already regretting
Cerb is right. He's 100% correct. It's a frustratingly good timewaster
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This is a normal post Friday again already, wow,
time flies.

At the moment, my only reference to the passage of weeks is dogbomb reviews.
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This is a normal post This one is Friday the Almost of Christmasween
TIME TO PANICBUY!
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This is a normal post Ooooh - I sort-of know Bennett.
So... er... yeah.
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This is a normal post Is he a cunt?

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously...
Is he a cunt?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No really...
...is he a cunt?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Has he ever let off some steam whilst being a cunt?

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This is a normal post That cunt?

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT

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This is a normal post Is he Cunty McCuntface?
I think he deserves corporal punishment, delivered via the medium of a clenched fist
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This is a normal post I like the fact the protagonist is not portrayed
as a sufferer of his disability, but rather as being totally ripped.
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This is a normal post I mightily laffed at the sound of an increasingly irate Geordie
Yeah, Bennett is a cunt
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Great review =)
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This is a link post More wildlife - this time, the comedy wildlife photography awards

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This is a normal post haha these are great!

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This is a normal post Again

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GC Friday it seems. Fire up the tro-lo-lo.
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This is a normal post In my defence, GC said no

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post But the b3tans
THE B3TANS
are telling you yes
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post There must be Order!
But it all got a bit too much for some when banter became abuse and so we are still here in tumble weed city.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post you're very naughty
and should have done a search for key words, separately of: photography, wildlife and comedy. www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#link
Then, cross tabulate and export to a spread sheet for easy comparison.

This only works if whoever posted before used a proper description of what the link pertains to as requested in the site rules and regs 4 ./ 2 section iix. www.b3ta.com/links/1470955
Sometimes looking at the current links helps too.

Now go and stand in the corner and don't mention the 'B' word.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted a video with no description other than " Ahahaha you stupid prick" and it got 19 likes AND no-one told me off, so ner

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:49, Reply)
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Come here you scamp and drop some trou.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not even my REAL stepdad

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's People Like You Wot Causes Unrest

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Unclepills
has forgoten to take his pills again.

Put the facebook down and back away from the keyboard.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:28, Reply)

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