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This is a link post Guns don't kill people NSFW
little girls do.

(no gore but you may find this uncomfortable viewing)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 1:18, Reply)
This is a link post Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light *
Had to put this here as a follow up to Ozzie's post.



*Note: does not contain John Parr
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post Get pissed while flying around the world.
New song from me Leoncie!
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that with her (as with the Prancercise lady) there is a rich man who just figures he can have a little more peace if he indulges her desires for plastic surgery and singing stardom.
But inside, he's singing repeatedly the lyrics from Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" about the end of time.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What a song

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she did chop her cock off for him.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:24, Reply)
This is a link post Remote Control Ice Bucket Challenge I made this!
I know ice bucket challenges are getting tedious - so I did one as well.

This time with added flames.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:14, Reply)
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Now that's more like it. You've set the benchmark
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruined your perm.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Jolly good show!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post This guy makes your eyes go funny
That hat is a fucking disgrace and I'm not too sure about the music but he's good, he's very very good. This is his latest vid, if you can stand his taste in millinery, check out some other stuff of his
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say "my tax dollars at work", but looking at his clothes and carefully groomed dreads, I suspect it is my tax money AND a good bit of his fathers.
I bet he votes ultra left wing to alleviate his smidgen of guilt.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Crusty
Jugglers
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I found myself watching the people walking past in the background instead
I guess that's not a good thing.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hipster plays with things
Does things.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:09, Reply)
This is a link post Hasn't been posted for 4 years... but the what makes Pixar ace in one video
Fucking lush, that.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I'd second that.
Not sure about them milking the 'Cars' franchise but Up is just unquestionably brilliant.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hands up
I didn't like Up.

I realise that's tantamount to saying Hitler was right, but apart from the opening sequence it really wasn't that good. Wall-E was a more complete film for me.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, the first half of Up however was just as good as Wall-E
Getting folks all teared up within minutes of starting in an animated film was just incredible. Not me of course, nope.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:11, Reply)
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I liked Up a lot. Wall-E was magical. But nothing comes close to Monsters Inc for me. Such a great film.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you're talking my language
The final shot of Sully's face lifting is just pure joy.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:00, Reply)
This is a link post People getting tased in slow motion, with soundtrack and cast members from Lord of the Rings

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post are you sure this is the right video?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post There are dwarves, elves and #4 is some nonhuman species.
I stick by my initial assessment.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've meant the Taser part.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, one or two toward the end...
Veni.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I know, vidi et suxisti omnes pueri parvi

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowhere near as good as the Hysterical Literature readings. (Possibly NSFW)
hystericalliterature.com/
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
tased surprise bummed
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Sonic Attack
A Brian Blessed Hawkwind video?!
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Space is their Palastine
But captain Brock isn't fit to lace the flight boots of commander Calvert.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Calvert was a massive fruitloop tho'

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post I enjoy it very much.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvan_throat_singing#Khomeii
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like a bit of that throat singing stuff.
Got some on a chill-out mix that fellow B3tan Smokinfish shared with me a long while back. Nice to switch off to.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
I just ripped the other tracks from that mp3 folder as well :D
Have you heard of Hanggai?
They do traditional mongolian music but with added acoustic guitar and bass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0g8g6Hf0o
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post pass on frag.* and graj*
maybe have a look around on his website?

Hanggai- interesting and catchy song, yet not as haunting as more traditional ones.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
They are taking folk music traditions and rocking it up a bit, like Gogol Bordello do for balkan music. I'd love to see Hanggai live, throat singing is amazing!
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post The What's Underneath Project: Melanie Gaydos NSFW
The very definition of exploitation?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:18, Reply)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQctiwPQfYY
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine lol
poor girl.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Which bit
of LOTR is this from ?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The part where Harry exposes Eragon beneath Willow's turban.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post dirty boy

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, after Harry showed his wand in Equus, the fantasy has gone.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the point of that?
Plus it was one hell of a difficult wank.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post you tell me

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There's loads of them.
There's also a porn variation on this called 'Casting Couch Confessions.' Basically it's women 'auditioning' for an imaginary role in a porn film which involves them shagging the producer. Or so I've been told.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The comeback gig was always going to be difficult for Sinéad

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Iain Dowie's lost some weight.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post but is looking a lot prettier

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't take everyone off!
want my money back
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post edit: doesn't jack everyone off!

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Your profile says it's your b3rthday.
Cough up and get an icon, and candles will appear!
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Yeah you fucking tramp

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post gimme present

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No icon, no offical B3rthday.
No presents.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this a dove soap advert?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Head & Shoulders

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this was an Aphex Twin video
Disappointed. Would not watch again.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting linked in profile
The 'suggestion' is quite something too!
(I know these have been done to death, but I actually found one myself!!)
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me laugh a lot more than it should

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Cathloic priest too... :D

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the photo is a subtle clue to fakery, alas

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No Way!

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post preist

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a queue of spelling Nazis down there VVV
They'll be upset if you jump in.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post the company actually exists
www.ccinsurance.org.au/
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post But you would expect a priest to be able to spell his job description correctly.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd also expect Jams to spell 'Catholic' correctly too though.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post nah

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than most of I did this this this this this
And when you worked with them you know they did fuck all.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post People similar section
Is a nice touch
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post The penis game
May contain the word 'penis'.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "who the f*** are you guys?"
we're the guys who love "500 days of Summer" too much
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Part-Time Hero by Mojobitty I made this!
Action! Violence! Romance! and Insects!

(Goofy viddie I made on breaks between working two jobs at once lately. Enjoy!)
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha very funny! And Gilliam-y, which is fine.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post I did a playlist thing that might be nice

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:46, Reply)
This is a link post TALK 2 ME with PETER I made this!
Peter has quit heroin and getting his shit togehther
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly persistent bruise in his left elbow

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He should try quitting shit and getting his heroin together

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post DannyJock meet cvindin, cvindin meet DannyJock
Now you two run along and play nice together.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha! Harsh but fair...

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Ice bucket challenge
The one where the man shits himself.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Was this after Spesh's paella challenge?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post On the subject of cuntish food and drink,
I was at a rooftop bar in Peckham last night. I was on the ale but the wife was doing cocktails, along with the majority of the slightly hipster-ish crowd.

Not a fucking Jam jar in sight though, FYI.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post How many times did you punch yourself in the face while typing that?
I'm guessing 'not enough'
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they moved on from jam jars? What is it now? Flower pots? Syringes?
Cunts.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Colanders

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bedpans

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I often drink cocktails out of cunts
You do count Bloody Marys as cocktails, don't you?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.sickipedia.org/sex-and-shit/69/a-guy-says-to-his-wife-im-in-the-mood-2540
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The wife loves Graphic on Golden square.
www.graphicbar.com/
Tin cans, empty paint tins (trufax), jars, all sorts of shit.
The place is packed out, and the music is too loud. I'd rather have a Guinness in the local myself...
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post She can fucking keep it mate.
I've seen 'em drinking out of fucking flowerpots at a place in Hoxton I was walking past. Needless to say I didn't go in.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty good at predicting these things.
Most likely scenario is drinking from chipped salvation army candlestick holders, wearing culottes and a frida kahlo eyebrow.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I only went for the following reasons-
-I'd just left the Peckhamplex cinema and it was the nearest beer.
-I'd just sat through 'Boyhood'- a long film in which not much happens and really wanted a beer.
-The wife had heard that the 'name escapes me' cocktail was so orange that it looked like Irn Bru with a couple of berocca in it.
-A friend had described the toilets as 'the worst in London'. I wanted proof.
-It meant I could bring up your jamjarism again.

Rude not to, really.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough really

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that Franks?
It is most definitely 90% cuntish in there
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
I wanted to see just how cuntish it was, and the weather meant it was guaranteed to be half empty. good view and all that, but shan't be going back.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a pretty hefty donation

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs to be on someones shit blog

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post just realised
its fake - he walks backwards onto the chair to hide it before hand
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Also if it was real, then who the hell would post it.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Stevan Hogg

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post this really should stop now, we're a good 48 hours past it's peak.
Waiting for the Question of Sport team to do it to finish it off for good
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post odd shaped head
like rubber johnny from aphex twin
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's well beyond the call of doody.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post and Gazza is back!

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post This is the best quack medicine I have ever seen - Sound waves to cure Ebola
Best line of all:

"You will hear just white noise as the homeopathic remedy energy is played in order to stimulate the body to heal itself"
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post People who try and encourage people to use
treatments like this for serious illness, should be given Ebola and told to heal themselves.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Someone close to me believed in the whole homeopathy thing. He had back ache at Christmas 3 years ago for which he took homeopathic pills. 3 months later he died of cancer of the liver (with multiple secondaries) after refusing any form of conventional (aka real) medicine. Since then I have had a rather jaundiced view of the quacks who peddle this sort of thing.

To paraphrase:

"You don't see homeopaths treating people in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery"
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Mitchell and Webb got it right: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2WRcxXHDo
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you do see homeopaths treating people in hospitals and in the NHS

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Some treat.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post As a 'secondary treatment'
which still leaves me reeling a penny of tax payer's money could have been spent on that bollocks
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy ladies in latex nurses uniforms
Performing "traditional Thai healing massage" on the patients,
would probably cure more stuff than homeopaths.

Everybody wants a visit to the hospital it to have a happy ending, don't they?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Would certainly cure me of homo apathy

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I need two drums and a cymbal
"Taxi, to the cliffs of Dover!"
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly.
exchanging bodily fluids spreads it, not cures it.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post not if she sucks the poison out

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work at a place...
...that had big cooling towers with large pools of water in the bottom. The water temperature varied from fucking hot to lukewarm depending which part of the pool you were measuring from. We used to circulate the water though a device that bombarded the water with ultrasonic sound waves that killed off any nasties in the water. I think it the sound waves destroyed the cells of any organisms in the water but I'm no scientist so I could be talking absolute bollocks, but I do know is that this homeopathic stuff is a massive load of shite.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post the last 5 words accurately describe all the preceding ones

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
So they worked out the Natural Frequency Resonance of Ebola? What happens if its the same resonance as my brain?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ebola is reeeeeaaally small
Small things have high resonant frequencies, in this case well outside the audio spectrum

What I'm saying is that a dog whistle would probably cause your penis to resonate
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and at the same time, conveniently summon a dog to suck you off.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean
dog whistle Alpenhorn.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post dave grohl ice bucket thingy
but actually funny. gc says no.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a link post Indian woman kills leopard that attacked her
An Indian woman armed only with farm tools is stable in hospital after killing a leopard that attacked her.

Kamla Devi, 56, sustained multiple bites, cuts and fractures during the half-hour battle.

She had been fetching water in northern Uttarakhand state when the leopard pounced on her from nearby bushes - she fought back with a sickle and spade.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope she gets well, half an hour fighting off a leopard must have been terryfying
Shame about the truly staggering human population on this planet meaning more and more of these conflicts over living space are sadly inevitable.

And no one will get to grips and deal with human population. So it's probably the twilight of big cats such as these, especially leopards.

A shame.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ebola for all!! :)

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn right

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post half hour fight?
That leopard must have been on the edge of starvation, they don't like tough fights
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe it was personal

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
If only the leopard had had a sickle and a spade this wouldn't have happened.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post makes you wonder how many rapists she must have casually dispatched over the years

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fertiliser is expensive
And rapists abundant.
I'd go in the fields wearing a mini, strapless bra and too much make up.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)

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