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This is a link post Puddles does Nick Cave
A most excellent cover of the Ship song.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He sold out!
youtube.com/watch?v=MNtR15afJZE
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah he did.
But to be fair, he's the only reason I would watch that atrocious show.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post One click for my favourite song...
...minus a click because it appears to suck balls
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He's no Leo Sayer

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Leo.
There, I said it.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post Tips for parents
I am not a mother, neither do I have a large family, but I found these insightful.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is relevant to the poo fest my life is about to become :/
I spent Wednesday evening watching a woman poke a doll in the nose with a knitted tit. Life used to make so much sense.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.
It is worth it.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post BEWBIE!

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I am not a mother either
Here's my rules. Teach them to yourself and your children:
1. Choose your battles.
2. If you've never made a mess, you've never made anything
3. Don't buy a high chair until they've outgrown a Bumbo
4. Don't buy a changing table, buy a mat. (Babies can't fall off a floor)
4. Don't look at my browsing history
5. The midwife doesn't mind you using the Gas & Air as long as she doesn't see you.
6. It's only poo.
7. Advice is the cheapest commodity in the Universe
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Gas and Air great stuff
When Mrs FBK was in delivering our kids, on both occasions i was told off by the midwife for hogging the gas and air and that if didnt stop using it i would be kicked out of the delvery room.

Let me add one more tip to that list

Dont just take picture, take lots and lots of picture and then get them printed, there is nothing like the feeling of holding a picture and sharing it with your family or friends to bring out all the memmorys and start people smiling or laughing, if it is on oyur phone or camera, it seems to be a more muted experiance and holds back on the recall of sights and smells that seem to come when holding a printed picture.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic Mumsnet bantz, Butthurt.

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all words
I have no idea what you mean by them though
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And if all else fails
belt them in and drive in to a massive lake.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The OZ way.

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post Ozzy Bloke Reviews Bull Goadings.
At one point it looks like DVDFever gets a horn up the botty.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Friggin' Ozzy

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bostin'!!

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel very guilty for absolutely loving that.
I've watched it twice already.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post HA! Love it
especially because every single one of those cunts deserved what they got
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, that was brilliant. That guy who explodes at the end was a highlight.

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Perfect
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Grace Slick Isolated Vocals - White Rabbit
Really picks at around the 1min40 mark. Makes my wee spine tingle
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws tape recorder in bathtub*

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Misses"

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 'wee spine'? euphemism for your winkie?

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My winkie has about much spine as a quadriplegic slug.
And since our second born, gets about as much attention, as said slug, from the wife.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Lovely reverb.

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much liked this
accordingly, I clicked.

I'm not sure, but I think this song might be about drugs.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post Los Angeles police shoot at pit bull but kill teenager
American Police keeping up the good work
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post How Danny DeVito Eats An Egg (And Still Says His Lines) On Broadway NSFW
NSFW because it's sexy as hell
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy Danny DeVito?
Surely nothing beats Danny Devito in a couch..
https://youtu.be/wfDpY2l-TxA
(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post dachshund tennis
it made me laugh!
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post NEW Butter Eating World Record (15 Year Old Record Broken) | L.A. BEAST
"LA Beast" eating vast quantities of butter. Urgh...
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a dog that ate half a pound of butter.
It squirted out of both ends for 24 hours, the bastard.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm impressed that you still used it with your beans on toast.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a bit rich you coming round to borrow a cup full to use as lube.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to get your mum's arm out of your sister's cooch somehow.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not what big Nora said.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post But those are American pants
Not British pants.

Have some fighting trousers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post American Pants,
with,
British Pants,
Underneath.

Take that Willybum Makesbeer!
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fridge diarrhoea

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Channel 4 make fridges now?

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Too soon

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not going to watch it
but clicked for advancement in human achievement.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Youtube captions for darts are the shits NSFW

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post Poulter goes to the opticians I made this!

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wacky

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fo Sho

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that just killed my browser
And the only Poulter I can think of is a gobshite.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post It's pretty windy out there
Ireland AM
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fred Talbot?

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That hair proves he's a twat.

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a link post That was one hell of a kick
This is what happens when you cut up Chuck Norris.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly a fucking dive...

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post holy fuck

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post teay way to go and make me feel inadiq
inadeqwu
inadyqu
shitty...

biker was lucky not to loose it when that car came back for a second try.
would be intresting to hear the final judgment on this as to who was to blame
it looks from th start of the clip that there may have been something happen before this clip
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post quick google..
the whole thing started when the silver saloon swerved from the carpool lane to the fast lane, almost hitting the biker in the process. The biker kicked the car’s passenger-side door in retaliation, at which point Traber thought it’d be a good idea to start filming.

The biker soon moved to the driver’s side of the car, kicking once more, at which point the saloon driver swerved into the bike, losing control in the process. He hit the central reservation, bounced off and slammed into a pickup truck, flipping it over.

The pickup driver was left with “moderate” injuries and was taken to hospital. The saloon driver escaped without being hit with a citation, California Highway Patrol said, but the incident is currently under investigation. The police are looking for the rider, who did not stop after the crash.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The silver sedan and motorbike are clearly to blame.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sedan, sedan vexed at thee.
Sedan-dan-dan-dan-dan, swerved wilfully.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post One driver was left with a gash to his head.
Sounds like a Pride march.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressed that after all that crashery
...the first thing he reached for were the hazard lights.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The battle for supremacy
between motorcycles and cars is plainly turning very neanderthal/ homo sapiens.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (meme song from the kid spinning on a go-kart thing) meets Dr Strange
nice match
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Cyriak is mentioned in the credits.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post FINAL FINAL CALL (I PROMISE) FOR THE LONDON BASH TOMORROW
Head on down to the Royal Oak in Borough for an afternoon of drinking, quizzes, prizes and avoiding London's knife crime.
It's very likely that we'll be moving to the following boozers (in choronological order) as the day progresses, so if you arrive late and we're not at the Royal Oak...etc...etc...
The glorious Lord Clyde
The Miller
(if these hyperlinks work, I'll be amazed/surprised)
Gaz me if you get stuck. I might actually check my mail on the day.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you, Pissflaps.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't this classed as grooming?
Why are the Mods leaving it here?
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Not Dom!

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I am not cool enough to live in England.
and I hate driving and public transport. And don't get me started on planes!
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:45, Reply)
This is a link post Draw stuff good
Draw badly with a mouse and see "algorhyddims" turn it into a masterpiece.

Example pic:


My pic:

:/
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post perfect

I posted other ones like draw cats and handbags a while ago. Here are the other ones affinelayer.com/pixsrv/
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like something
from Salad Fingers
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like freebase mated with a horse

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post stunning

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn! Too slow!

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how it assumes you're drawing a self-portrait

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
fucking hell, almost lost it in the office.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you need to use one of the other versions if you want to draw something else

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post FP this now!

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post


Click for bigger (if only that worked in real life)

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine ended up like a Donald Trump swimsuit:

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks*

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Goatse
goatimages from up
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Eraserbum
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it looks a bit like Kim Jong-un

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I spotted Cyriak playing with this on Twitter a couple of weeks ago.
Didn't think to post it here. It really is ace.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Creased at these. Good work.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:04, Reply)
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(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Shock discovery!


Donald Trump is Robbie Coltrane!
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
how the fuck did you draw that? Stylus?
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Trial and plenty of error

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
kim il trump
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Tim Burton works this way

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It works pretty well, really!


 
OK here's the real one
 
 

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post omg lol
fat naked bitch
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, is that Bjork?
I've designed your new album cover


(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Elephant Bjork

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So....
What happens if you post a png of your own?

(I would, but I'm off to the pub)




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Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate
Accept-Language: en-GB,en-US;q=0.8,en;q=0.6

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
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transfer-encoding: chunked
Connection: keep-alive
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The Francis Baconater

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post cant get my picture up

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post done it
imageshack.com/a/img924/7654/9MUsy7.png

fuck it, no picture.
I;m fuckin useless.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe this
imageshack.us/i/po9MUsy7p
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS, here you are:

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post JFK!

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you

(, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "Do wot, Jon?".

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post 'We are the majority now you, cunt!' says fellow cinema-goer NSFW
Murdoch gets a dose of reality
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post How is 56 less seats and a lower share of the popular vote a majority?
How is a complete and utter lie a dose of reality?
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Only some hacks assertion they were "Corbynistas".
Might have been some vague progressive thing or a re-moaner thing. Despite the increased Tory vote most people still didn't vote for them...again.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah yeah.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guess it was more a remoaner thing too. Unless the shouty man thought Murdoch was a Tory MP
weird thing thing to shout given that opportunity either way
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post he probably didn't have much time to think
It's the cunt at the end that matters
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post But most people didn't vote for Labour either when they gained/retained power in '97, '01, '05.
In the last century the winning party has secured over 50% of the vote only once, you have to go back to 1931 for that.

So, we have had governments that most people didn't vote for since 1935.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well exactly...if only hecklers in cinemas knew this!
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Inaccurate heckling is a pox on our society.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post got in the papers but probably didn't ruin his evening 7/10

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck it, I'm moving to Japan. NSFW

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was unusual.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent ad
It has everything needed to sell noodles.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention their other products
Fallopian Fudge, Ovary Oreos, Clitoris Allsorts, Cunt Crackers
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nob cheese.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha @ cunt crackers

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Gonads gum.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You find those in the litter tray after you've dosed your cat for roundworm.

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:36, Reply)
This is a link post Shape up for summer
You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post So you were googling "I've a loose anus"

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post aroond the hoose

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoots mon!

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no anus and must poop

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Customers also purchased"
:/
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post Banksy outed?
I have no idea, but he has always been well funded.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Robert-->Rob-->Robin' Banks-->Banksy
That's how it works
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually Nicholas Lyndhurst

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nicholas "bloody" Lyndhurst with his long faced, wheeler-dealer, time travelling antics can sod off. He isn't spray painting my wall!
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "He isn't spray painting my wall"
Thats a euphamism is it not?
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post or is it...

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks*

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit!

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
and the Daily Mail via unilad?


twitter.com/Scroobiuspipyo/status/878174645702189058
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday, the cunt who manages the social media marketing of Unilad was boasting on LinkedIn that they were number 1 in the world.
It's purely as a result of bollocks like this.

Ew. LinkedIn and Unilad mentioned in the same post.

*destroys computer*
*incinerates hands*
*cancels bash*
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post /\Hands over gallon jug of mind bleach /\

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post he was certainly still scribbling on underpasses for a long time after Massive Attack got big

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:01, Reply)
This is a link post Self-driving potato
"I made a self driving potato. And then named him "Pontus" and adopted him as a pet. This went well."
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 3:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Now make it drive itself into a hot oven
do it

do it now!

bloody potatos coming over here and steeling our uber jobs
please
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
uber tuber
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't name it Genghis Fuckspud?
SHAME on you.
(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:42, Reply)

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