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This is a link post Do not buy these fireworks
Even at a reduced price...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:34, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bby5pOVZJ0
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes about as much sense as my control theory lecturer ever did

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, Theresa knows.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post local news, just declared it 'Breaking News" on FB
first comment on the article:
" A fake WW3 was about to happened and with grace of God got averted. What the hell limeys are doing close to our waters with nukes, don't they have enough water around thier floating island? ( Can't wait for some 🐏 to tell me but it was unarmed!)"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you perhaps politely remind that commenter
that we buy the missiles from you lot. Lockheed Martin to be precise.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post that was my plan. :)
waiting for a few more comments, to tackle a bunch at once.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she does now anyway.
God bless CNN and indiscreet transparent American bureaucrats!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit sticks
Just bought a job lot of them. From some bloke in a layby.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooohhhh!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Just to play devils avacado here...
If you only have a few nukes maybe it's best not to announce to the world they have a habbit of going the wrong way?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes,
but there's a basic principle of ballistic missile testing which suggests that telling the Russians well in advance is a bloody good idea, in case they get the wrong idea and decide to shoot back.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cunning ruse. When they hit Moscow they can now claim they were aiming at Argentina.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post is that not a great deterrent to weapons testing - best not test it, might go wrong and cause ww3?
^ this is the thin edge of the wedge of a slippery slope argument where i eventually get to say aha! weapons is stoopid! let's feed and educate each other with all that money instead! don't fall for it.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it also lifts the curtain to reveal the wizard.
All this huff about having a deterrent and then find they couldn't hit a barn door with it, doesn't make it much of a deterrent.

Wars should go back to swords and shields. If you have the temerity to end someone's life you should at least have the good grace to look him in the eye when you do it rather than flying some drone like a big whoopsie.

And we should bring back the tradition of the head of the country leading the charge. Let's see how billy big balls they are then.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're just saying that because you want to see May topless, painted in woad and sporting a claymore.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The front fell off

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more struts

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely.
Needs more of them under the futtocks.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff; could have been Trump himself speaking there!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:25, Reply)
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In terms of language/discourse/vocabulary it's probably the best I've seen. Impersonation was not bad either.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope this gets to the top of teh popular page!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:38, Reply)
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:(
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *points and laughs*
:)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
And nice to see the Dutch PM currently saying 'If you don't like it here, then leave'.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the dutch!
I wish they loved me back. They never return my calls :(
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i come from mostly German heritage...
but my mother, always has included, that she is 1/8th Dutch, for as long as i can remember... will they take me?
no. :(
i did show my mother this video... she thought it was great, laughed hysterically, said "See the world is laughing at us, why does no one else see?" along with a reminder that my great, great something, and someone else, on her side of the family are from Holland, and i should look them up. :)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post She's alright.
She's alright.
She's alright.
...
STREWTH!!!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Strewth mate, I nearly spilled me Foster's.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRREE!!
Zappy kendels!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Swerving suggestion.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 6:00, Reply)
This is a link post Otters are fishy-smelling bastards
Cute though.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the end bit
Alternating grunts and squeaks
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexeh tiem

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 5:53, Reply)
This is a link post Billy Idol White Wedding Live 2016 NSFW
The guitarist is brilliant.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:13, Reply)
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I quite enjoyed that. Nice one Planearm
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post steve stevens, innit

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Responsible for some of the finest riffs in rawk
middle bit of eyes without a face being possible the greatest ever
(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 5:24, Reply)
This is a link post Brian Eno is off his meds
Edit: If you stop at the headline, you may miss the subtler parts of his madness.


(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:31, Reply)
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Tired man eating whilst Journo asks banal questions, gets irritated.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading a print interview like that,
bear in mind that it's a possible cunt's version of events with interviewee who was possibly reacting to the interviewer being a cunt.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure he was thinking "But we made you, you have to let us do or say anything we want!"

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 0:38, Reply)
This is a link post Bad day

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post some of those are gake as guck

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post Goodbye goodbye
Or should that be Au Revior Rene? Farewell Gordon Kaye.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Gordon's Dead!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post first Manuel and now Rene
if we carry on like this there wont be any actors predominantly known for playing sterotypical foreign characters in 30 year old sitcoms left
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A nation is in moaning.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "I have come to arost your mither!"

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I have lowered my flog to half mist :'(

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you 2017
Where will it end?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post On 31st December.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he had a dicky ticker

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Keeping Brexit real

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely thought he'd died in the storm of 1987

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Klop

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post official title announced

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty fucking title.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than The Force Awakens

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than your mom!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Mother
In the "mother" tongue, we say "mother". Here, for instance, is a handy phrase that'll come in useful for you, "Mother dear, though I am aged, may I seek milky nourishment at your pendulous teat?"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That is NOT how your mother speaks.
She said, "haul your lips around me left boob, and listen to the noise in me knee while you're down there."

I purposely did not write phonetically.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
I'm always suspicious of anyone who calls their mother "mother". Very Norman Bates... worse even than "mater".
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Now jonbob
We don't actually call our mums "mother". It was just a flight of amusing internet badinage.

You should try calling your mom "mother" though. She really, really likes it.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:05, Reply)
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(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ahem'
I do.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Calling her by her first name is even more suspect.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A 'pet' name moreso.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post GTFO

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get your panties in a twist treacle

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *shrug* I can't imagine being angered by the title. It's inoffensive.
I was hoping for "Jar Jar's Cum Trumpet"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post why would a film title anger someone?
unless it was calling them a cunt obvs
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know. Everyone's always angry on the internet.
Mulling it over: the Jedi didn't Return for long, did they?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen Rogue One yet.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's visually very well done
but the characters are lacklustre and the story is hardly gripping. If you've not seen the original Star Wars then it will make absolutely no sense whatsoever, and for that reason it's not much of a film. It is certainly entertaining while you're watching it, but instantly forgettable.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll wait till it's on Sky :)

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The important thing to remember whilst watching it is
I have it on good authority that Donnie Yen pays mucky ladies to lick honey off his bum hole.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed it...
Found it rather emotive, especially the scene on the beach.

Im not even a massive Star Wars fan. Like the other half
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell....
i'm a developer for Star Wars merch, have scene story boards and film overview nearly a year ago.

And I find out the fucking films name from bloody b3ta.

Also no "TM"? Somebodies in the shit.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is the Jedi that dies then?
Luke or Rey? Or both and Adam Driver turns to the good?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Jedi is plural
there could be a dozen of them
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Edit: apparently you were serious and right. Still, I'm going to feel cheated if one of them doesn't go down.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fnarr-fnarr!
Qui Gon-Qui Gon!

Kashyyyk-kashyyyk!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's Leia.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I could tell you.....
But I havent a clue myself to be honest.
I suspect theres some major rewrites going on right now.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Next year,
STAR WARS : The second to last Jedi.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What don't you get about Star Wars release dates?
Next year is young Han Solo
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yoda: the years early

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The Womp Rat family

(, Tue 24 Jan 2017, 6:03, Reply)
This is a link post Posted a reply and candles appeared!
Seems it's been seven years. Bloody hell. What a time sink.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Kids today... don't even know when their own birthdays are.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your hands off my vagina!
And happly candly day
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Stoat camels

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Sea lion
Sea lion.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post See lion?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post See? lion down
on this car
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post The Internet delivers again

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you, internet

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The dogs must have loved that.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the 3rd frenchie? Did he die?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post Fancy Dance winners 2008
Ahhhhh... 2008, just before the crash when we were all rich, young and beautiful. This never fails to make me laugh and it should not be forgotten.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:36, Reply)
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Wonderfully fancy
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they went on to brilliant careers
and didn't end up working in a call centre.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Stunning views, which you can enjoy sitting in these toilets
Never before going to the toilet did not cause such a huge amount of positive emotions
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post surprisingly nutscaping-free

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Done a shit in the Pittsburgh renaissance, don't think it was that toilet but must've been close.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bella Vista on Corfu
has similarly impressive views from the khazi.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give it 5 minutes before clicking on that

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's missing the "Room with a view" 3,500m up Kilimanjaro.
I had a wonderful poo there watching the sunrise over Africa.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the poo steam rise like Olympus above the Serengeti?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course!
And when it descended through the only western style porcelain bog on the mountain into the pit below, meeting the accumulation therein with a loud wet slap, a flock of birds took off in unison from a distant bao bao tree.

And all was right with the world.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful
'dabs eyes'
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why hasn't anyone sorted out this spam cunt yet?
Ah yeah. There's no fucker left here anymore.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post New bill introduced to congress to take the USA out of the UN
Happens every year apparently so no cause for concern...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Man claims to have biggest willie in the world NSFW
doesn't look happy tho.

You don't see his actual winkie as he keeps it bandaged up but ... well ... good grief.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Has he checked everyone else's?
Seems a bit pervy if you ask me
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think if anyone had a bigger one
they'd have come forward
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Forwards, backwards, left or right. All is possible with that wanger.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He gives a whole new meaning to the term "swinging death"

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a tumah. Again.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post Fun with saws I made this!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very good

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
A lot
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Lully

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Boss !!
well done.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck you 2017
RIP Jaki Leibezeit. 78 to be fair.
It's a while since I listened to an 8 minute drum solo.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably an old man with a talent for hitting things with sticks,

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Can, you ignorant pig fuckers
I operate best at 33 HZ in Germany, with my friends.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically it's Hz
Brought to you by the fucking Nazi Grammar Police
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The artist formerly known as cymbal

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a link post Do you miss Obama?
get nostalgic in Co Offaly, Ireland
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That is simply tremendous.
I love how American tourists turn up there and have to ask "wtf?"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, in the comments:
The_Techno_Mage
Jan 6th 2017, 2:16 PM 10:18
Las Vegas is classier.

Is that a common opinion? The idea that Las Vegas could be described as classy leaves me with cognitive dissonance.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it depends on what you are looking for.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Class.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post would like to see Trump's root-finding mission to Ireland
I'd imagine a rural Irish pub would be his idea of hell
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, the missus and I stopped there last year.
I sent a pic to my Irish mate and he confirmed that people DO travel there purely for the visit, and not just to get petrol and use the free wi-fi like me.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are they chin gurning whilst inspecting their drinks?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Drunk Rod Draws Cup
He's still got it...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post where's emu?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post does he?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Still inside, staring at static on the telly,
wondering what's taking Rod so long.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post too soon
etc
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "Whaddya mean, 'flightless' ?"

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ... longing to be fisted

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ...elbow deep

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The little talent he ever had disappeared about the mid-seventies
... leaving him as simply a talentless twat
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post are you writing a book about him?
and is this your opening line?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like quite a good compo idea...
"Opening Lines of Biographies."
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post When I say, 'disappeared about the mid-seventies ...'
I mean the decade from last century ... not his birthdays
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Highgate Rod.....Good.
Highlands Rod.....Nope.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 19:51, Reply)

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