122 votes so far today on /links
Ever wondered what the incredibly foxy Donna Matthews from Elastica is up to now?
Christian Folk Music.
I scoff, but it does sound very lovely, although the lyrics I can take/leave.
shame, she was a teenage hornbags ultimate indie wank.
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:12,
Reply)
Picture quality is so bad I cannot wank to this
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:18,
Reply)
You call yourself a B3tan??
(
MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:21,
Reply)
that's what Heroin will do to you
(
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:20,
Reply)
I've lost a few friends to Jesus.
If he really was a nice bloke he'd give them back again.
(
pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:20,
Reply)
Jeopardy hack
I made this!
I made some fluxus poetry out of Jeopardy clips for last night's Conan.
It was a fun exercise. Just grabbed from 2 episodes and mangled the clues. Looking forward to doing some more.
(
smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:36,
Reply)
That was excellent!
(
BumCoiffure, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:42,
Reply)
double thanks
hapy candlz
(
smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:59,
Reply)
Not available in my country, please change your tube settings
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:48,
Reply)
DAMN GEO-BLOCKING.
New world order wants one government & 150 internetz
(
smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:50,
Reply)
Divide and conquer, Comrade.
(
MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:05,
Reply)
Geo Blocked
for me. You tube says it's the uploader that hasn't made it available for me...
(
Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:07,
Reply)
hahahhahahahaha!
That is fantastic
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:51,
Reply)
Saw that last night...
Lol'ed profusely.
(
BaronMunchausen Cynicism is so overrated, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57,
Reply)
Very good!
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:09,
Reply)
Tim Currys dead?
[edit] Ah still alive but had a massive stroke, tough to come back from.
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:38,
Reply)
There is no god.
(
Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSETTE, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:40,
Reply)
no, but major stroke apparently :(
representatives have said he is doing well though
(
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:41,
Reply)
I know it's not your fault, but posting that and having your candles just below is amusingly inappropriate...
Happy candles, anyway!
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:56,
Reply)
Ah man sad
(
Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:44,
Reply)
What? Is he dead?
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:44,
Reply)
I just had a major stroke
(
cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:51,
Reply)
You'll have to stroke harder than that if you want to get in the BBC news.
(
MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:11,
Reply)
Ah, fucking hell
he better make a full recovery or you and me are gonna have words, you, thing that I don't believe in
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:52,
Reply)
Bummer..
We used to play a game in the pub the 80's - recasting The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Freddy Mercury would have been perfect as Frank-N-Furter, Marty Feldman as Riff Raff, Sly Stone as, obviously, Rocky - you get the idea.
(
Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:00,
Reply)
Was that the Blue Oyster Bar?
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:16,
Reply)
Maaaahooooneeeey!
(
Pig Bodine., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:22,
Reply)
Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor (Part 1/2)
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:33,
Reply)
that looks like rubbish fun.
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:42,
Reply)
^^^ This
It's about time Acid made a come back - dirt cheap, proper fucked and probably not as bad for you as smoking battery acid.
(
MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:19,
Reply)
Maybe my greatest work?
I made this!
(Skip ad in 5 seconds)
(
feelwelcome "Try and act as normal as possible", Fri 24 May 2013, 13:26,
Reply)
*groans*
*clicks*
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:28,
Reply)
hahahah!
(
gibbletwunt under it over it around it behind it, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:53,
Reply)
:)
klik
(
Mex3, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:56,
Reply)
REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
NSFW
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:24,
Reply)
Who cares?
ITS HAWT!!!
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:31,
Reply)
in other news: The Sun is not tiny, it's just really far away.
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:35,
Reply)
Lebanon porn?
(
McCunt Bollocks, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:41,
Reply)
Hizbullah gay porn?
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:47,
Reply)
no thanks, I'm trying to cut down.
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:55,
Reply)
"'Cause if it was made for lesbians there would be, like, a home depot ad on the side"
(
Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:43,
Reply)
Shocker: Porn NOT REAL!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:53,
Reply)
Home movies are real
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:55,
Reply)
Obviously only for pretty lesbians though.
Cos that's the only type, am I right guys? Am I right?? No, I'm wrong, now do this with the hairy faced swampmongs.
(
pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:04,
Reply)
swampmongs
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:06,
Reply)
Daft punk interesting article
I like their music slightly less . Sampling is one thing
I hadn't realised who much was completely lifted
(
tomma turn around an bite you every time, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:14,
Reply)
I thought their use of samples was fairly common knowledge.
I don't think they've ever claimed not to do so.
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:19,
Reply)
Found this little gem in the comments section of that article:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU5Dn-WaElI
Not worthy of it's own thread, but a good watch.
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:26,
Reply)
definitely worthy of its own thread!
(
gibbletwunt under it over it around it behind it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:04,
Reply)
Thx!
Had never seen this.
Fascinating.
(
Mex3, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:17,
Reply)
all of the samples are listed on the album sleeve notes
they're not exactly trying to hide it or disrespect the original artists.
If anything they're breathing new life in to the woefully forgotten/ignored originals
haha "the true crime isn't their lack of authorship, its their sneakiness in choosing overlooked songs." for fucks sake
(
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:21,
Reply)
^This
I can't quite believe that such "fans" of Daft Punk had no idea they were listening to samples put together by a couple of DJs
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:31,
Reply)
this is the problem with stealing music... people always forget to steal the album notes.
(
UTB, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:39,
Reply)
In that case
You probably shouldn't dig too deeply into anything else you hear these days.
FWIW I'd sooner listen to some of the "blatant sample theft" than a lot of the other toss out there.
This is not news, this is some tit stirring on the internets.
(
fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:39,
Reply)
I don't think there's anything fundamentally wrong with this
But it's certainly legally weird. Why did The Verve get hammered for doing essentially the same thing with Bittersweet Symphony?
And I think in this case it does make you wonder exactly how much Daft Punk brought to the table in these songs. They deserve the credit for noticing the original samples were great and that they could form the basis for something new, that's great, but as far as the 'something new' goes, they do seem to be a bit of a one-trick pony.
Not that I've ever really seen the appeal anyway.
(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:42,
Reply)
Well the Verve didn't get clearance did they?
Same as The Orb and Fluffy little clouds.
Also the "Amen Break" has been used so much it's source is largely forgotten.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sbCYZOJxK6A#t=37s
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57,
Reply)
because the Rolling Stones music has more copyright enforcement and money making lawyers
than a very long forgotten 1980s rap or funk act
Carter USM got sued for simply using the lyric "goodbye Ruby Tuesday"
(
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02,
Reply)
In Other Musilm-Related News
What would happen if you started a war and nobody turned up?
Cheers
(
Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:06,
Reply)
I'd use the bacon for sarnies instead.
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:10,
Reply)
So according to the protestors...
Bacon is to muslims as garlic is to vampires. I'm going to invest in up-baconed humvees!
(
BaronMunchausen Cynicism is so overrated, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:14,
Reply)
Or just cover one
in copies of the Koran.
(
SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:05,
Reply)
I think this lot will be quite busy at the moment, lol chortle.
There are some quite amusings links from that site.
This twitpic sparked off this amazing debate:
https://mobile.twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/337543778455937025/photo/1
Here is a collection of megaLOL things to do with inciting some of the ole 'ultra-violence', viddy well: publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/51092450285/man-killed-in-horrible-london-machete-attack-racist
(
pissflaps., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:45,
Reply)
That is depressing
(
BumCoiffure, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:59,
Reply)
fuck's sake...
not in my name etc
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:04,
Reply)
I wonder how many of those twitter accounts will be suspended and the authors thrown in jail?
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:17,
Reply)
none
not high profile enough
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:53,
Reply)
Blimey
Some first class morons there
(
Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:21,
Reply)
Cat Beard
I made this!
I've been working on this bespoke ballads job with Brett Domino et al all week doing loads of quick-turnaround songs. This one is my favourite, and I thought I'd share with you. Also awesome to work with my bro Al on it.
I'm going be shit with replies I'm afraid as the connection here is terrible and I'm rushed off my feet doing all these songs but I'll read when I can I promise.
Wheeeeee!
(
Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 24 May 2013, 12:44,
Reply)
CATBEARD!
I whole heartedly support this message.
(
DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:48,
Reply)
YES
stay away from my cat
(
Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 24 May 2013, 12:56,
Reply)
Is this the new Petshop Boys single?
Click
(
BaronMunchausen Cynicism is so overrated, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:24,
Reply)
The Poughkeepsie Tapes
NSFW
The FBI find a serial killers stash of tapes. This Docu-horror reveals the tapes and interviews with police and fbi agents involved. This film had a limited theatrical release and no DVD release. I will warn it is very disturbing.
(
shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:42,
Reply)
You had me at "disturbing"
saves for later
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:57,
Reply)
Oooooohhhh!
*Bookmarks*
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:17,
Reply)
Cool, I'm home alone tonight.
So chips, wanking and filth to watch, sorted.
(
pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:06,
Reply)
DJ Play My Song (NO, LEAVE ME ALONE) - New one from the Gregory Brothers
NSFW
Quite a few cameos and a good piss take as well.
NSFW for some swears
(
ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:35,
Reply)
Man attacks Mosque in Braintree
With grenade and knives
(
BumCoiffure, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:33,
Reply)
I agree with the first comment on that.
If the murder of the soldier was an act of terrorism, isn't this attack also an act of terrorism?
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:38,
Reply)
No.
Terrorism = political.
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:18,
Reply)
Well, that's a pretty tenuous distinction
Are UK muslims not a political force? Isn't immigration a political issue? The whole thing is stupid. As far as I can tell, 'terrorism' is just a shorthand for 'muslims did it'. It's racism pure and simple.
(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:49,
Reply)
If Cobra has a meeting it's terrorism
(
The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:54,
Reply)
linky no worky here
but if this is actual news - well done media machine, well done *slow claps*
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:38,
Reply)
You're blaming the media for a nutter going off on one after 2 other nutters beheaded a guy in the street?
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:45,
Reply)
but the media haven't reported it like that now have they?
they've reported it as an act of terrorism by religious fundamentalists with hints of a war going on. not sure there was an actual beheading. the facts aren't in yet. but the media don't seem to be too bothered about facts as much as they are sensationalism and selling advertising space. which leads to other idiots doing things like this. brooker covered this theme quite well in his merkin lone gun men piece about how the media cover such stories.
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:51,
Reply)
You think it might have been a minor scuffle?
They spent 15 minutes telling anyone willing to listen why they did it.
Loads of eye witnesses and filmed from every angle possible.
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:57,
Reply)
are you deliberately missing my point?
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:00,
Reply)
I'm struggling to see what your point is to be honest unless it's media shouldn't report of sensational events
Could you spell it out in large print for the fick?
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:02,
Reply)
Whehn the media report similar incidents
involving poor kids from the estate in the same manner, then people won't say that they have stirred it up.
People are killed horribly on London council estates almost daily, and it never gets that kind of coverage, even when they do involve machetes in broad daylight
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07,
Reply)
Sadly a poor kid on an estate being stabbed is so common it doesn't hold the publics interest for long.
But then neither is some squaddie getting killed in Afghanistan and just gets a 30 second mention in the headlines.
It's a case of "Dog bites man"
However someone being hacked to death on the high street in broad daylight, for (apparently) political motives and the attackers then being shot by the police, well that's a case of "man bites dog".
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:37,
Reply)
maybe they should only report the known facts at any given time.
what do we know so far? a couple of nutters kicked off and took a life. let's leave it at that til we know more if there is any more to learn.
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07,
Reply)
So the media should ignore all the eye witnesses and personally fillmed footage?
Footage that includes a confession and statement by a man with blood on his hands,holding a knife?
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:12,
Reply)
was the man compos mentis?
with blood on his hands and holding a knife having just taken a life?
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:15,
Reply)
The woman that spoke to one of them trying to get them to put down the weapons seemed to think so.
Even if the press only reported official government / political press releases. Not interviewing anyone and refusing to air or report on filmed footage.
How would you stop the avalanche of rumours that would swamp social networks?
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:18,
Reply)
not sure i could stop
but i certainly wouldn't stoke
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:19,
Reply)
So you wouldn't want witnesses to be interviewed, footage aired?
And only read out government and police reports?
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:23,
Reply)
yes that is exactly the point i have been trying to make.
well done you. *sigh*
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:41,
Reply)
So what would you have the press do with the witnesses and filmed footage?
And cut the sarky bollocks.
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:43,
Reply)
are you suggesting that the press are all apolitical altruistic trust worthy sources of 'news' without agenda or connection to governmental law making/enforcing or other influential entities? and that they are in no way selective in what they broadcast/publish and that it is released without any editing in a totally objective manner?
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:12,
Reply)
I'm not suggesting anything, SKY wants to sell adverts and the BBC has it's charter.
What i'm trying to get a gist on what you want to press to do.
Seeing as you're the one saying they're out of order.
Fuckit lunch times over, I need to work.
But thanks for playing.
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:21,
Reply)
^this^
if I was a tin foil hat brigade type it would be very easy to say the media are being complicit in mis-informing the public about the events, for the governemnt to impose further civil liberty restrictions.
I lost count of the amount of times I heard the phrase "men of muslim appearance" on Tuesday. Unless they were wearing particular religious garments (which they weren't) how can they be of appearance to a particular religion?
If I murder and say God told me to, I get branded a loony and sent to a mental institution.
If I murder and say Allah told me to, I'm a terrorist and so is everyone else who believes in Allah.
etc
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:01,
Reply)
Didn't they say on camera that they killed the guy because of muslims being killed abroad?
Not because some god told them to.
It would be no different if he had said it was because Christians being killed abroad.
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:04,
Reply)
I'm not sure what your point is?
Are you saying because they gave that as their reason then they are "of muslim appearance"?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:05,
Reply)
I was coming to that but my bad habit of posting before finishing got in the way.
I didn't hear that said in the reports I saw.
I heard it on the boston ones though.
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07,
Reply)
I just everything flow out without forming proper sentences...
I was trying to make two different points, which are probably unrelated.
The "muslim appearance" thing was repeated over and over by the news.
That stirs up hatred among the hard of thinking, and there was no justification for the phrase to be used.
When that assumption proved incorrect they then kept referring to them shouting about Allah.
That too, stirs up the hard of thinking.
I've no idea if that proved to be incorrect cos I gave up trying to keep up wih what was speculatuion and what was news, as the two became intertwined.
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:10,
Reply)
Well I couldn't call them of muslim appearance.
Even if they were wearing Kurta's and a Kufi I wouldn't make that call as it wouldn't be relevant.
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:27,
Reply)
Link don't work but here's the BBC story reported yesterday
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-22634548
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:41,
Reply)
I shouldn't laugh but
he attacked a building with a knife?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:56,
Reply)
Hahahahaha
(
Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:11,
Reply)
Maybe it was a Mosque made of cake?
(
h3donist zoinks!, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:37,
Reply)
mmmmm sacradelicous!
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:40,
Reply)
Here's a tune I just made
I made this!
Now I have to get back to work :-(
Hope you like it.
(
c@bbage Hit me with your rhythm stick, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:42,
Reply)
Nice, very chilled.
(
thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:17,
Reply)
Nice. Nice and spacious.
(
presferatu, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:59,
Reply)
Nice - Got any more?
I liked that. You got a soundcloud (or similar) site with more tracks for us?
(
nobby.uk Lurking since 2006!, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:36,
Reply)
Dr Feelgood - Down by the Jetty full album
Low on sugar and low on caffeine, this hits the spot.
All I need now is some dark sunglasses and bottle of whisky (single highland malt, if you don't mind).
(
SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:36,
Reply)
good selection.
I saw Wilko at the 100 club about 3 or 4 years ago. He had Norman Watt-Roy on bass too. It was awesome.
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:38,
Reply)
just a heads up
"Listen out for some great memories on Radio 4 on 27th and 28th May as Wilko recalls the making of Down By The Jetty."
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:44,
Reply)
Excellent, I'll slap that in the diary.
(
SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:51,
Reply)
Low on sugar and caffeine
But high on milk and alcohol.
There you go- a Dr Feelgood joke.
(
t0ria inevitable, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:58,
Reply)
You're not getting any money out of me, you know!
(
SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:05,
Reply)
Alright t0ria? Have you been to eat at The French yet?
(
Pig Bodine., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:11,
Reply)
A regular listen in the car
Wilco and Brillo at their best. This is what R&B is.
(
simbosan, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:10,
Reply)
Haha, I miss Tooltime
TooltimeHeidi
(
MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:12,
Reply)
hahaha good.
Bercow comments confirmed as libellous.
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:17,
Reply)
Somebody else learning just because you write it on the internet doesn't mean you're outside of the law
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:24,
Reply)
I just hope the law never casts its eyes over /links.
'Cos we'll all be royally fucked.
(
Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:25,
Reply)
Not me
I'm a hero around here.
(
BumCoiffure, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:27,
Reply)
Yeah:
"Captain Goatfucker".
(
Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:30,
Reply)
tru dat.
remember that time you said Peter Cetera paid a 4 year old orphan to shit in a leopard's mouth?
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:28,
Reply)
I do and would stand up in court to tell others this.
(
Pig Bodine., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:29,
Reply)

(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:32,
Reply)
I've argued in front of every judge in the state.
Often as a lawyer.
(
Pig Bodine., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:33,
Reply)
Easily my favourite Simpsons character.
"Websters defines a contract as something that is unbreakable. UNBREAKABLE! Er...can I use your bathroom, Mrs Simpson?"
"I don't think he's coming back".
(
Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:54,
Reply)
How selfish of Mrs Hartman to kill Phil with a shotgun to the stomach
thus depriving us of the best Simpsons character ever
:(
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:16,
Reply)
bit out-of-date, but fun nonetheless.
www.snpp.com/guides/hutz.file.html
"Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free"
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:38,
Reply)
That's why you're the judge
and I'm the law... talking... guy
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:15,
Reply)
"He's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog"
(
presferatu, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:03,
Reply)
Replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly
and the word dog with son.
(
t0ria inevitable, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:36,
Reply)
I'm behind 7 proxies, using 'TOR browser' and on the moon most days.
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:31,
Reply)
Isn't TOR that network setup by the CIA to trap Spies, Jihadists an paedos?
(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:47,
Reply)
No way!!

(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:58,
Reply)

(
Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:44,
Reply)
Haha!
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:14,
Reply)
I'll tempt fate and say Bercow kills defenceless hamsters at the weekend
*my hallucinated lawyer says I'm safe*
(
BertnotErnie, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:07,
Reply)
I wish the police were less random about who they choose to prosecute for it, though.
(Even if in this case it was a good choice)
(
monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:32,
Reply)
She'll get off on appeal.
its not even inference, never mind accusation or slander. Just the 'nobbery' trying to slap a few plebs. Can't wait for the appeal,book,compensation deal.
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:32,
Reply)
Will she?
I thought the concept of innuendo was well covered by libel law. It's the "innocent face" bit that stuffed her.
(
Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:46,
Reply)
Still think its a bit rum.
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:59,
Reply)
Of course it's not inference: that's something only the readers can draw.
It was found to be implication, though.
Picky linguistic quibbles aside, though, read the ruling. §§ 81ff are important, and §84 especially so.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:04,
Reply)
This file?
Not found
URL:
You selected a file which is not on our system.
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:11,
Reply)
It should work now.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:18,
Reply)
Ta! 8)
I'll be trawling this later whilst listening to 'Any Questions'
Yes,yes,yes I know, I should slow it down a little at my age :P
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:41,
Reply)
She's not appealing
in any way
allegedly
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:56,
Reply)
I think there's a difference in saying something libellous and saying something that's offensive
(
Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:35,
Reply)
Hahahaha!
"I did not tweet this with malice, and I did not intend to libel Lord McAlpine."
Yes, you tweeted it to be an attention-seeking-internet-whore. (Which we all are, really...online validation through likes, shares, re-tweets etc = little trickles of lovely, lovely Dopamine)
(
MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:59,
Reply)
Gary Glitter did 9-11
*awaits arrest for libel*
(
BertnotErnie, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:05,
Reply)
year olds
(
Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:08,
Reply)
ha ha !
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:12,
Reply)
*doffs cap*
(
BertnotErnie, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:14,
Reply)
Learn Guitar with David Brent
*prepares for onslaught of Gervais hate*
(
Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:04,
Reply)
Oh it's YouTube comedy week
Had no idea.
(
jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:09,
Reply)
Comedy? On YouTube??
Whatever next?!
(
fred zeppelin only met Pig Face Turnip!!!!, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:13,
Reply)
cats?
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:17,
Reply)
"Cats?" CA-ATS!?
*blank stare*
Never heard of them.
(
Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:31,
Reply)
me neither but i've been reliably informed that its to be the next internet sensation
*invests heavily in cats*
(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:42,
Reply)
To be fair
I watched two or three promoted clips and wanted to shoot my amygdala out.
(
BumCoiffure, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:14,
Reply)
Made me laugh.
Even if you hate Gervais I can't see how anyone with a heart could hate David Brent.
(
Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:18,
Reply)
Feelin' Alright
Some more black crowes love for Friday : D
(
Fartfurter in the facefurter, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:57,
Reply)
Oh Alanis, what happened...?
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:00,
Reply)
cocaines a hell of a drug
(
Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:15,
Reply)
She had sex with me
'It couldn't get any better' were her words as I parasailed out of the window.
(
jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:21,
Reply)
are they the guys who put their cocks between their legs and pretend they're women?
(
Cockweasle, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:14,
Reply)
I think that's half of /talk.
(
feckler finally got laid this weekend, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:28,
Reply)
The other half kneeling behind them,
with their mouths full.
(
Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:33,
Reply)
dear lord!
PERVERTS!
(
Fartfurter in the facefurter, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:12,
Reply)
Post a new link | View older links | Popular | FAQ | Search | Random