Fat Britain
People of Britain! You're getting fat! Our nation is in the grip of an obesity epidemic. How will our celebrities adjust to their growing girth? What will life be like when we're all massively overweight? Tell us in porky pictures. See the entries »
Literal Road Signs
Imagine if road signs, instead of directing you or warning of expected hazards, told you precisely what was taking place at that particular moment. Then 'shop the results of your imagination. See the entries »
2012 Olympic Mascot
The BBC are asking people to design a mascot for the London Olympics. We think you can do better. Who or what would best represent Britain to the world? See the entries »
Cooking with B3ta
Think you're good in the kitchen? THEN PROVE IT! Bake us up something tasty and post the results. Extra points for entries involving cakes, food dye, orange chocolate etc. See the entries »
Famous Tart Cards
Take a famous person, and fire up Photoshop to show us how they would advertise their wares in a seedy telephone box ad. See the entries »
Ronseal Plots
Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet. See the entries »
Photoshop money
Money! It's a gas. You can't photoshop it though - OR CAN YOU? This week - by fair means or foul - we'd like you to do your amusing doodahs with cold hard currency. See the entries »
Celebrity Mutants
We love celebrities. And we love mutants. So make some celebrity mutants. Or some mutant celebrities. Simple. See the entries »
Supergroups
Chris Rea + Dire Straits = Diarrhea. Deep Purple + Whitesnake = Purple Snake. Dick Cheney + Radiohead = Dickhead. You get the idea. See the entries »
Uxbridge English
In tribute to the great Humphrey Lyttelton, this week's challenge is to expand the Uxbridge English Dictionary. We shouldn't have to explain this. See the entries »
Extreme Gladiators
They're bringing back Gladiators and spicing it up with new challenges, more spandex etc. What could they do to *really* amp it up? See the entries »
Photoshop The Beatles
They're the most iconic band of all time, and ripe for photoshopping. So that's the challenge. Simple. See the entries »
Advertising from the Future
What will ads look like the future? What new products will there be, and how will they be advertised? What current products will still be around, and how will they be sold? See the entries »
Third World America
Use photoshop (or Microsoft Paint if you must) to predict the effects of global recession on the lovely US of A. See the entries »
Famous Babies
After cooing gleefully over b3tard Wildyles' lovely picture of Patrick Moore as a tot, this week's challenge suggested itself: famous babies. See the entries »
Star Trek
It's William Shatner's birthday - he'll be 77 on 22 March - and despite a brilliant career as actor and singer, he's never topped the series that made his name: Star Trek. So 'shop the Trek. For William. See the entries »
Graphs
We all know graphs can prove anything, so prove YOUR truth. See the entries »
Make Newspaper Comics Funny
Let's face it, Garfield, Andy Capp and Marmaduke are all crap. You can do better, right? See the entries »
New Logos For Old
These days when a company fucks up there's no need to apologise, just get in some graphic designers and re-brand. We at B3ta are generous to a fault, and rather than see these companies spend millions, we'd like you to come up with new, better logos that sum up the companies you love to hate. See the entries »
Moustache
Of all the varieties of facial hair, the moustache is the most glorious, and this week's challenge is to celebrate this. The theme, quite simply, is moustache... and the only limit your imagination. See the entries »