Kaol and Clendrix Birthday Bash
Celebrate the joy that is us!
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I hear from a reliable source
That there may be dancing-girls, fine wines and even a midget.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)

I'm only signing up
because a bash with just you two there would be super tragic and i'm not that cruel.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

The opportunity to call Clendrix a cunt to her face is too great to pass up

( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

2 Birthdays in 1
How could I possibly not attend?
(bill Fuck you, your computer problem and Christmas too!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Hmmm...
I've spent the last two weekend-before-Christmases throwing up drunkenly in London, so I might well aim to make the hat-trick.

*pencils in*
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Good.
It would be nice to meet you at last.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:33, Reply)

maybe

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Come on, Chompers.
Put on your best smile.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

mmmmmmaybe
its been a while since I last attended a bash
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I've forgotten what you look like
so I have now stuck a picture of George Formby in my mind to associate with you.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:31, Reply)

picture
a slightly fatter mackenzie crook
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:09, Reply)

with no hair

(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:09, Reply)

You'll be ravaged :)

( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Well
The boyo Coal does find me irresisatable
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:23, Reply)

D'ahh fuck it.
I'll go home later ^_^
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:18, Reply)

where is it?
in a dark room no doubt
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Is that what you want Goatse? Is it? Eh?
You make me sick.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

London is quite big
Where abouts in London??
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:21, Reply)

We do need to get on with this, don't we?
We shall try to make it as central as possible.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)

oh man i totally love bashes

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)