Housewarming, Castle Druid II: The Klumps
Come to Coventry and help me celebrate having no money for the next 30 years by eating food, drinking alcohol and generally having fun while being fat and unhealthy.

Gaz me if you fancy coming, and I'll send you the address and a map!
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Ooh, but it's MILES* away :(
I guess so. House space is available at mine and Blue Stars as well if Castle Druid gets full, or if anybody sensibly doesn't want to share a house overnight with Druid.

Sings "He's got sweaty rapists eyes".

* yards
( FoldsFive Watership Downs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:12, Reply)

Very possible, unless I'm bald, dole and living with my mum by then.

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag BLAM!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:12, Reply)

Right, I've got my accommodation sorted so getting down to Cov won't be a problem.
Baggsy any available floor-space!
( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag BLAM!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:25, Reply)

IT'S POSSIBLE.
We'll see.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:18, Reply)

You'll have to consult the social events manager, eh?

( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:21, Reply)

An hour and twenty away - maybe :)

( Fluzzy has an ant lair for all the evil ants., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Can we go to the Nursery Tavern too also pleeeeeease? Thank you?

( milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so crule?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:30, Reply)

I don't see why not.
They have proper hog lumps and real ale :9
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:20, Reply)

I have spoken, we are attending.

( Esme Weatherwax The Mad Old Cat Lady 2008, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Hooray!

( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:28, Reply)

I missed our birthday as I had exams and stuff.
I'll see if I can get off the Coventry ring road before the bash finishes.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Oh ace, it'll be great to see you!
We WIN at birthdays. I'll see if Mrs. Spam can make it too.
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, Reply)

We could have a half-birthday bash
to celebrate being something-and-a-half.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, Reply)

Okay you fat cunt

( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 8:26, Reply)

Yes, you fat cunt

( jenpots - a cunning little minx, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, Reply)

We'll be there, you fat cunt.

( Malchick sounds exciting, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:23, Reply)

Fat cunts.

( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 4:27, Reply)

Oh hello!
I aer Cuffbert :o3
Thet house shall needs a good GARD so yes I aer going to coem and gard this new house yes and then yuo will all gievs me a FISH of maybe soem CHICHINS YOM YOM SUPIR GARDING END NOW ANOTHER FISH PLESE :o3
(Cuffbert, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 10:53, Reply)

I hoeps there will be noes fiteing
I mights kick cuffbret in the stoopit garding faec
(Gruffbert, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 16:15, Reply)

I aer going to be ther! OH YESS!
I aer not seen Cuffbutt and Gruffbutt for aaages
(Zeffbert, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 16:23, Reply)

I would love to be 'abaht' for you warming but
I'm down in Cornwall that weekend and I can't switch weeks cos I'm aready booked in for Derby the week after.... I shall see 'ee next at Blue Star's thing though (unless I bump into you in ASDA in between).

P.S. if you need that house 'warming' don't mention it to Balders, he like sthe Fire too much....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 19:08, Reply)

I strongly suspect that my duties will be required at Chez FoldsFive,
and therefore will struggle to attend. I will try my damnedest though, orders or no.
(Muffbert, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:29, Reply)

You'd better be there
you fat stripy cunt
( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:07, Reply)

I hope that I will make it to this,
but having had to drop out of the last 4 or so gatherings I wanted to go to, I no longer believe in anything.
(MooCow_Byter all this time tried to walk with dignity and pride, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:20, Reply)

I BELIEVE IN YOU.
Not seen you in AGES.
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:37, Reply)

yes, i'll be there.
nobody knows how to have fun without me
( rhcpaul has been here for 5 years. 5 years for fuck's sake, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 19:07, Reply)

We're quite tempted.
Is there any crash space left anywhere?
( Nile, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 8:36, Reply)

Oh yes, plenty!
I can probably sleep ten or more and FoldsFive and Blue Star are very kindly offering space if needed too.
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Spiffing.
We shall attend. Sleeping space for one tall thin and one short fat please.
( Nile, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:24, Reply)

I'd like a room please.
edit you fat cunt.
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 19:33, Reply)

Of course you can have floor space.
Fat cunt.
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, Reply)

I am provisionally signing up
as Badger is on nights that weekend and I will be home alone.

It all depends on whether I can get a lift with anyone and/or floor space.
( Wicca'd Witch - the only ZOMGIRL on Syncubus' ignore list., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:33, Reply)

There should be ample space for all.
Can't help with the lift though.
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Well no, that would be silly.
I think Ty and Rose were going to try and get to yours, so I may tag along with them.
( Wicca'd Witch - the only ZOMGIRL on Syncubus' ignore list., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

Actually, is anyone driving down from or via Doncaster?

( Wicca'd Witch - the only ZOMGIRL on Syncubus' ignore list., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

See closer to the time if CHB is going, he could give you a lift
I'm going straight from Stratford-upon-Avon as that's where our company meeting is being held on the Friday night, but CHB may meet me at the bash.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 13:41, Reply)

I like this plan.
I will do this.
( Wicca'd Witch - the only ZOMGIRL on Syncubus' ignore list., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 13:02, Reply)

Might do
I'll have to kill babies first
(bogus official hello, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:49, Reply)

Can I come?

( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:49, Reply)

If you like

( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:29, Reply)

Sorely tempted to go sick for this....
very very very VERY tempted.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 8:02, Reply)

Do it!

( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:22, Reply)

WHO THE FUCK SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS?

( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 8:46, Reply)