Mid week mini practice-for-August bash
Well. It seems that my organisation are sending me to that there London again, and I've wangled an overnighter (no way am I getting up at 5am to get the train down from the frozen, industrial north).

Anyone fancying a pint and a chance to chew the fat, come along. Call it a practice run for Ancenne's August bash... the wearing of a white carnation isn't compulsory, but is to be encouraged.

Thanks to Devil-in-Tights for the venue suggestion...
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:18, Reply)

First!
yeah, fuck you Kaol
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:32, Reply)

But I'm not going
Ha! Fuck YOU!
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:28, Reply)

Actually...
I might be coming.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 2:19, Reply)

Yeah
I think I am.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Oh good!
Well, I'll see you there.
You dashing young man.
*winks*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:06, Reply)

Ew...
There's no need for that.
Weirdo.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:11, Reply)

...
You're quite the dangerous nutcase these days, aren't you?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Not dangerous.
Exciting.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Second!
HA!

See you in a coupla weeks!
( Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:50, Reply)

probably!
Though I might have to catch the last train outta there.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:51, Reply)

But seriously
There is a pub near Victoria station called teh Stage Door which has a good write up on Beer in the Evening.

Failing that, how about somewhere slightly further afield, there is a nice pub just round the corner from Green Park the name of which I have forgotten but it did a decent pint.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:52, Reply)

I'll trust your judgement
I'm not likely to get into king's cross before 7pm though, and will have to hike it to my hotel to check in first.
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:53, Reply)

No problem, i'm not going to get there until about 8 anyway
I live right on the northern edge of london and work even further north.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:56, Reply)

8?
Sweet lord, that's bedtime.

I'll be leaving via Paddington, probably, at some point.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:09, Reply)

Well...
I finish work at 5.30, so I'll be around from 7ish...

(need to go home and spruce meself up before I meet these internet peoples!)
( Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:17, Reply)

You mean
Unless Kaol turns up and you start rutting like horny terriers?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:33, Reply)

I might turn up
In that case.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:43, Reply)

who are you rutting with?
me, or DiT?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:23, Reply)

*shrugs*
Up to you.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Couple of ideas, folks:

The Cask & Glass

The Witness Box

Ye Olde Cock Tavern

Where're you staying, DG?
( Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Hopefully
the Hesperia Victoria - not confirmed yet. Someone else is doing the booking for me...
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:28, Reply)

The Cask and Glass looks nice
I'm coming in via finsbury park, so near the victoria or picallili lines is best for me.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:32, Reply)

How's about
somewhere in Covent Garden then? Good and central. Could even go to the Cave bar (I think that's what it's called. It's above the pasty shop). Or the Prince of Wales.
( Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:54, Reply)

Covent garden is a good idea
Prince of Wales is nice (if its the one i'm thinking of) or I think it's the Bedford on Bedford Street, or The Sussex normally has some decent real ales.

What is the protocol for these sort of meet ups then? Is Davros going to assign a flower for us to wear or do we have some sort of hand signal?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:48, Reply)

flowers
flowers FTW.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:24, Reply)

Flowers are fine by me...
Go for it.
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:08, Reply)

But what sort of flower
and what colour? Davros, you're the instigator, you have to make this sort of decision!
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Hmm.
Good question. We had red carnations last time. How about being completely off the wall and going for white this time..?
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:11, Reply)

Extra points
for imaginative use of the flower.

Hahahaha! When I typed that I accidentally put fowler. -Wouldn't it be nice to do bad things to poor old Arthur Fowler?
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:03, Reply)

Hand signal
You could use the Sign of the Cock.
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:20, Reply)

I think...
I'll come along, see you all!


(Im going to a small bash 'coz im scared)
( Axai is in India O.o, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 20:19, Reply)

Yeah... OK
Just let me check the trains...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:14, Reply)

*checks*
*books*
*can't get out of it now*
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:26, Reply)

heh heh
*is coming*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Already?
Premature by quite some way...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:05, Reply)

sorry
overactive imagination.

I'll cancel that Wednesday session so that I've plenty of energy for the Thursday, eh?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:07, Reply)

I haven't checked anything
I'm just going to be wild and impetuous.

I'll be there!


PJM will have to put me up though...that'll be a hardship ;-)
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Alright, it's not perfect, but it does sort of work
*ahem*

Where exactly is PJM going to put you up?

aaaaaaaathangyouverrrrrmuch.

*gets coat and makes like a tree*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Huzzah for this!
I've put my name down, but not definitely sure yet, I'll know for sure next week hopefully.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:01, Reply)

*signs up*
It's Albert Kaol time!
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:31, Reply)

*Fears*
That's an excited fear! Woohoo!
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:14, Reply)

Can't make it :.-(
I'm currently living on the Continent (gaz me if you want to know where), and me being in Lahndan on short notice is extremely unlikely.

But rest assured, the August bash has been chiselled in my diary.

Have fun!
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:18, Reply)

I'll be there
So long as I don't have a job that interferes with getting there.
( beckyjsbx http://xkcd.com/308/, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Woo!
*grins*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Wow, this is so cool
I'm actually going to meet ur actual internetz people. Are you all kind of weird in real life or do you just let the internet bring out your odd sides?

I may well be bringing mrs thegeordie along with me. She doesn't read B3ta. I may have to explain the whole goat sex thing. Except I can't really remebmer why it started?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:45, Reply)

^er, nice sig al
I can confirm that I am exactly the same in real life: I never shut up, I'm opinionated, and I provide TMI. I apologise for that in advance although you should find it reassuring that I am indeed absolutely no different at all. Well, maybe 'reassuring' is not the word.

Bringing the missus? How sweet that peoples is all paired off for this bash. Is that compulsory? Do we have to gaze adoringly into someone's eyes and touch their knees affectionately mid-sentence?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:08, Reply)

No
we have to Gaz affectionately at somones Izzzzzzz then touch either their monkey, goat or clean shaved bioethicisit innapropriately mid sentance.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:25, Reply)

hmmm, now
It's a diffcult choice for me but I think I opt for Number 3: bioethicist. He doesn't have to be clean-shaven though.
He has no say in this whatsoever.

Edit: the goat is in second place, the monkey in third.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:30, Reply)

I should think he doesn't
but if he isn't clean shaven and with his hair tied back then he won't look enough like a women for Bert.

I can't wait to go to the first B3ta wedding with you guys!
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:36, Reply)

hahaaa
er,
heh...

*runs away and hides*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Hmmmmm
*twiddles thumbs*

Bit boring here by myself

*remembers back to when he left Bert alone on a thread*

*misses Bert*

*stifles a small sob*

I miss you Bert

*sobs loudly*

*tries to clean to take his mind off the loneliness*

*breaks old vase*

Oh, just damn it all to hell!

*collapses in heap and the tears just won't stop*

*reaches for the gin*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:46, Reply)

awww, al
There, there!

*passes Kleenex*

*drinks gin to keep al company*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:47, Reply)

I'll keep your gin company
with my wine
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:55, Reply)

^
*drinks wine to keep ancrenne company*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:57, Reply)

Mixing drinks?
That's a recipe for a good party ;)
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:59, Reply)

*mixes drinks*
*parties*

Woo!

you knwo wot, you, you, your my best frend u arrrrrrr, I, ... I fackin laaaaarrrrv you I dooo, no, no i don't, you, what? who the fuck, what, I, I, yeah, fackin yeahhhhhhh, your my best fackin mate you are. I fackin llllaaaavvv you I do. Yeah, fuckin, fuckin yeah I do.

*falls down*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:02, Reply)

People paired off?
Oh...
Any offers?
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:49, Reply)

*offers 83p*
how's that look?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:50, Reply)

well
al said he was bringing his missus, chickenlady is getting put up by PJM and you have your pick of the dead hookers. Seems all paired-up to me.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:52, Reply)

or is
PJM getting put up chickenlady?

sorry, sorry.

where's that gin?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Hmm...
For every couple, I'll have a double.

Could be messy
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:58, Reply)

*hits on you*
*buys a double double*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Kaol you old charmer
you know all the tricks.

(there was a hooker joke in there in case you didn't get it immediately)
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:05, Reply)

*downs drink*
careful, I might get indiscriminately affectionate and start hugging people at random, like a puppy searching for a new corner to piss in

EDIT Ahem, Al? You gonna come over here and say that?

*is on the singing/fighting drinks*
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Oh!
I wasn't imply you were a hooker! Sorry! It was a reference to Kaols love of the ladies of the night. You know, turning tricks? Not that that I'm saying you know as in you know or anything, oh dear god, my foot, it's all the way down my throat and into my stomach, how can I stop this!
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:12, Reply)

Would you like this shovel?
To help dig yourself out of that hole?

*giggles*
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Oi!
I don't like hookers.
*frowns*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:17, Reply)

which
is why you make them dead, right?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Yep
Got it in one.
I clean up the streets.
I just happen to enjoy my job...
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Woo!
I got a frown!

*accepts shovel*

*realises that a shovel is of no use for digging and swaps it for a trenching spade*

*comes across as unnecessarily smug and too clever by half*

*feels bad*

*says sorry whilst mumbling and staring at the ground*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Here Al,
Have a wide selection of gardening tools to do with as you will...
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:27, Reply)

@CHCB
No need to apologise. I'm reassured.

I do however apologise for not coming to this mini-bash. See ya's in August.
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 13:52, Reply)

Re: Wow, this is so cool
"Are you all kind of weird in real life or do you just let the internet bring out your odd sides?"

My dearest and darlingest Al. I can assure you that in real life, I'M FUCKING MENTAL too! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. Take my advice, don't bring any non-b3tans to the bash.
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 13:46, Reply)

Signed up now
I'm going to start planning how to score bonus points for imaginative flower use.
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Woo!
I'm gonna work out something flower related.
Like not wear one.
And rely on my amazing intuition.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:13, Reply)

intuition
and profile pics
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Not all of us have profile pics
Some of us can stalk others...
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:16, Reply)

not Kaol
I know what he looks like...
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:17, Reply)

That's why I'm
Coming in disguise!
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:17, Reply)

How does everyone
seem to know what Kaol looks like when I don't?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:18, Reply)

Because you didn't pass
The Test.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:21, Reply)

This is the
do you have a penis or not test isn't it?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:22, Reply)

I like to call it
The Testes Test.
But yeah.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:23, Reply)

it's the
"what is Kaol's real name?" test.
I guessed first go.
*smugs*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Yeah...
The clue is in my Username...
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:24, Reply)

Your real name is
Alok!

no?

errrrrrr

Lako!

no?



errrrrrrr



Rumplestiltskin!

Yayyyyyy!!!!!

*dances around pot of gold*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:26, Reply)

Kaol's name
Carl?
Carol?

_{Do I win anything?}
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Can we play guess CHCBs first name?
Because according to my subconcious it's Joan. Or was it Jane?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:32, Reply)

She doesn't have one.
True story.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:36, Reply)

interesting
so she's a bit like a pope then?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:37, Reply)

What?
A wrinkly, deluded Nazi?
*nods*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Aaaaaah
I getcha

*taps nose*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:42, Reply)

I thought it was established
That it's Trevor
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Oh of course
I forgot that she was my uncle.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:42, Reply)

You can recognize me
by the goat hanging out of my trousers, and my awesome beard.

Actually, I won't have my awesome beard by then as the mrs is making me cut it short after donington.

*sniffs*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:22, Reply)

but
won't you be wearing your fetching pink hat?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:24, Reply)

I did say
it wasn't my hat. It belonged to my 7 year old cousin in australia.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:28, Reply)

I tell you what
I'll wear a pink hat, if you wear thermal underwear and eat and apple?

How's that for a deal!
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:31, Reply)

hmm
can I wear clothes over my underwear?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Yeah.
I guess so...
More fun in the long run.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:34, Reply)

well that wouldn't be very fair
now would it. If you start wearing clothes then Enzyme isn't going to be able to fully assess the philosophical implications* of what is going to being forced upon him.

* by philosophical implications I may mean tits and ass
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:34, Reply)

oh
I wouldn't really force my philosophical implications on him. Not unless he begged me to.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 9:36, Reply)

Al
I have a spare pink hat that I could bring if you like...
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:40, Reply)

Well....
I do miss that hat........
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:43, Reply)

In fact, I have two
Somewhere... Might need cleaning though.
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:48, Reply)

Certainly will do afterwards...
*lowers tone*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:57, Reply)

If that is the case
The hat stays here.

Or the cleaning bill goes to whichever of you sullies it with your filth
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Oh...
I'm not gonna misbehave.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:02, Reply)

I was thinking more
of the Goat Posse
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:07, Reply)

Oh...
Those dirty bastards!
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:14, Reply)

Yes..
I dread to think how sticky things might get
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:25, Reply)

Yeah...
*shakes fist*

Maybe meeting them isn't such a good idea...
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:34, Reply)

*sniffs*
*cries*

*prepares to bring lots of sushi to the bash*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:36, Reply)

Ah...
Rubbish.
*isn't coming to bash now*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:40, Reply)

Not even
if we all promise to bring false moustaches as well?
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:50, Reply)

Maybe...
Ok.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:54, Reply)

Hooray!
*packs sick bags with false moustache just in case*
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:58, Reply)

And my secret weapon...
A tazer *grins*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Eeps!
But it won't be a secret any more when there's a person writhing and wriggling on the floor with some wires attached to them.

Best bring another disguise for the way home
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:25, Reply)

*sweats*
I love it when you talk dirty like that...
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:27, Reply)

*turns up temperature*
It's the disguises, isn't it? Every time.

*Dons false moustache and outsize glasses*
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:30, Reply)

Oh God...
*gasps*

I'll be back in a little while...
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:33, Reply)

*adds false nose for good measure*
and comedy trench coat
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Your one the the resistance
from Allo Allo aren't you?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:39, Reply)

I shall say thees only once
Yes, yes I am. But Welsher.

And less likely to wear white ankle socks.
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:40, Reply)

I can't come : (
If I feel my ears burning then I'll know your discussing my finer points of character.
( big-girl's-blouse snowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnow, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 8:29, Reply)

My God!
You're all mad.

*realises*

*shrugs*

*looks forward to bash with cheesy grin on face*
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 14:57, Reply)

Hahahaha!
*grins madly*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:02, Reply)

I only wish
I could bring Tourette's with me, but she's just started a new school job, so getting time off is a no-no.

Still, got August to look forward to as well.

*grins even more*
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Yay!
Yay!

After I missed the bash the other day I thought it'd be ages before another London meetup!
(bill is back to being just "bill", Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Nope
They'll be happening every week at this rate

How important is that second kidney? And how much do they sell for?
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)

I'll swap you
Your spare kidney for a fistful of guitar picks.
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:03, Reply)

Would you leave them in the space the kidney was in?
Wouldn't that get uncomfortable?
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:19, Reply)

No,
You can have them to use!
I'll stuff the empty space with scrunched up newspaper, ok?

*gets dissection kit out*
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:25, Reply)

Oh.
I've got some spare bubble wrap that hasn't been used in the NoBruise-AntiFallingOver outfit which might be less absorbent than paper.

No scars though, ok?

Well, maybe just a small one.
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:32, Reply)

I'll make sure the scar
Is in the shape of a "K".

If you use bubble wrap you'll pop when people hug you...
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:34, Reply)

Hmmm
I'll only pop until all the bubbles are gone.

Expanding foam. That's what we need.
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:40, Reply)

Oh god...
I can't use that stuff.
I'd die laughing.
You've read my stories about it, I guess?
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:41, Reply)

Yes :)
And I have a few of my own - or friends - too. Like someone who thought it would stop the drafts under the floorboards, didn't realise the boards went under the next room, and made a significant bulge in the dining room carpet.
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:55, Reply)

Haha!
People + Expandy foam = Terrible trouble
(Kaol - Master of Disguise, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:06, Reply)

I think generally
Expandy foam = comedy AND terrible trouble
(ancrenne is a nana, apparently, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:19, Reply)