MAGICAL BASHTORY TOUR
IF YOU NEED OUR PHONE NUMBERS EITHER GAZ ME OR THE MRS

UPDATE: BUS SEATS 8 left only
IF ALL ARE TAKEN WE WILL LAY ON A COUPLE OF CARS.
OTHER b3tans COMING, NOT SIGNED UP = 4





A picture of a coach yesterday. May not be the actual coach used.

Pick up your bus ticket from the bash.




The bash of all bashes.

Yes, you have just signed up for a SUPERBASH. Yes there will be the usual food, drinks, bbq (weather permitting) Feel free to bring games, DVDs or Bluray disks but there will be an extra feature this year.

We will be doing all the usual pick ups from Ely Railway station but these will only be available up to 5:30pm. If you plan to arrive after that then gaz us so we can make arrangements.

At approx 8:00pm a 56 seater coach will arrive and take those who fancy it on a fantastic Magical Mystery Tour. After about a twenty minute journey you will arrive at the mystery destination (Which does have a licenced bar, so take some pennies) You will then be treated to an entertaining evening and the coach will then set off back, arriving back the house shortly before midnight where the bash will continue. There will only be a whip round for the Driver. If you can't afford to put in, no worries. Places available 40 from b3ta. If you can't make it afterall, please remove your name so we know how many seats we have spare. Fankoo.

Don't worry about your tents, gear etc as there will be persons staying behind.

Please not the destination is NOT A comedy Club or the lappy bar where the dirty ladies poke their clunges in your face.

The studio recording will go ahead as usual, providing we can russle up enough sober(ish) people to both perform it and record it.





Travelling by train? Gaz me for a phone number and call me when you get to Ely. Lifts to and from the station throughout Saturday and Sunday.

FUCKING COWBOYS THEME IF YOU LIKE [see balder's post down there a bit]

Pleanty of crash space, bring stuff if you like. Camping in the garden etc.

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FUCKING HELL BALDERS. DID THAT HAVE TO BE SO BIG?
( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:22, Reply)

FIRST.
YAY
( Esme Weatherwax The Mad Old Cat Lady 2008, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:25, Reply)

We would not miss this one either for the world
count us both in.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Just thought I'd sign up just in case...
don't think Tye would like me to sit on his lap throughout the mystery tour....
(Rose*~* http://timeless.etsy.com, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 12:10, Reply)

YES.
OFFLINE.
( Easty The Ginge We Need, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:31, Reply)

I'm going to punch you all up.
In the face.
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:39, Reply)

DIBS SLEEPING ON FURRY DINOSAUR.

( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:39, Reply)

fight you for her..

( Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 2:04, Reply)

I'll referee
and patch up the damage.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Will there be jelly?
*pleady eyes*
( Wicca'd Witch - the only ZOMGIRL on Syncubus' ignore list., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, Reply)

pffft :)

( Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 19:00, Reply)

I AM VERY SORRY BUT I CAN'T COME
I will be on holiday with my family in Greece :( :( :( :(

Balders, you can seep on Az if you like my dear.

Captain and Mrs, and all of you in fact have a wonderful time.. I really wish I could be there.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 23:11, Reply)

haha, great typo there

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Sorry Esme, I saw the thread
Whether Sam wants to come or not is up to her! And would I ever miss a HB bash...
( piston_broke, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Bring her
she has to meet some of us at one time or another.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:28, Reply)

Might as well

( piston_broke, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 9:30, Reply)

Damn fucking right.
*claims space on the floor/futon/mattress/airbed/Furry Dinosaur*
( Wicca'd Witch - the only ZOMGIRL on Syncubus' ignore list., Fri 30 May 2008, 20:50, Reply)

assuming I'm allowed

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Of course.

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

( Easty The Ginge We Need, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:03, Reply)

provisional sign-up for me too
I should have enough cash by then and hopefully be well (as in less mental flip-flops).
( custard is FUBAR - S.O.S., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Hope so.
It will be nice to meet you at last.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Huzzah ! I'll be up for that....

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:02, Reply)

I'm considering doing something quite stupid, here is my plan:
I plan to take the week before it off from work, I will climb aloft my bicycle and triumphantly cycle the 167 miles to Ely, Cambridgeshire (assuming that's right) it will take me the time from Monday to Friday with adequate rest days and I will arrive all tired and sexy, if I could mail some clothes would that be acceptable, and maybe have a shower?

I won't mail a shower though, I will then take the train back, very tired.
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:04, Reply)

If he goes by train, I will join too.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:05, Reply)

Suppose I'd better come to this.
If I can't find anything better to do.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:33, Reply)

I think it best if you BRING CAKE.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 5:09, Reply)

Syz and I would like to come to this, please
May we have some floorspace? we will bring rollmats etc.
( Fluzzy has an ant lair for all the evil ants., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:58, Reply)

Absolutely!
It will be lovely to see you. We have plenty of space, some blow up beds and some bedding but if you want to make sure you have a comfy bed, bring something with you.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Sorry, we are going to have to decline for babysitting and clash reasons
One day!!
( Fluzzy has an ant lair for all the evil ants., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 19:04, Reply)

we may come
but i have to check. it would be nice to have the conservatory but we may tent it with wicca and badger................
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I can haz indoors crashspace?
make a change to loitering within tents.

also: depends on transport costings and getting a sitter
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Right third time lucky
Can I cadge a sleepy spot?

I am going to do my damnest to get to this one.
( jenpots - a cunning little minx, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:52, Reply)

Absolutely!
There's loads of space for sleeping. I'll put up a list of available sleeping spots nearer the time.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Studio again pls?

( Sammi - electrohead, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Need a spare drunk?
*EDIT* I've got a tent, so that's me sorted.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:26, Reply)

yes!

( Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:52, Reply)

Definitely.
You're our nominated first aider too.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Yay!
*preps bandages*
*checks morphine*
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, Reply)

We've cancelled the COWBOY thing in favour of the MYSTERY TOUR.
WE

FUCK ALL OF YOU................
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Hmmm.
I'm almost tempted.
( Wicca'd Witch - the only ZOMGIRL on Syncubus' ignore list., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:49, Reply)

I'll let you dance around my totem pole.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:54, Reply)

I'm going to spoil everything by coming as a 21st century law enforcement officer, and kicking everyone's heads in.
To the music of Paul Simon.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, Reply)

I will film it.
We'll be rich.
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:57, Reply)

One day they'll just replace the "HOLLYWOOD" sign with pictures of us pointing down at the people.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:58, Reply)

with cannons in the fingers
just in case
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, Reply)

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR COWBOY OVERLORDS
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:55, Reply)

if I can make it, then I'm good for this idea too

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:24, Reply)

No, I don't do fancy dress, you cunt.

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:55, Reply)

if you dress your cunt in fancy dress
you'll win a prize
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:48, Reply)

what the fuck
count me and E in.

WE KNEW there was a reason why there was always chilli!
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:00, Reply)

YES
YES COWBOYS

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN YES
( moohalaa, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:06, Reply)

I VOTE FOR THIS AS AN EXCELLENT IDEA THAT I WILL NEVER TAKE PART IN DUE TO EFFORT
my vote is a WELL, OKAY
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:40, Reply)

TRAITOR!
*sob*
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Miserable whore.

( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Absolute shitehawk!

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:22, Reply)

You can get a shit cowboy hat pretty much anywhere.
And knock up a wanted poster on your computer.
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Aye, maybe!
Could be fun!
( Sammi - electrohead, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:47, Reply)

Go on then
ATC should dress as a floozie, it'll be ace!
( piston_broke, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Would you care to explain?
Are you referring to a wild west bar-whore? D:
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Naturally, dear ATC, naturally.

( piston_broke, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, Reply)

GET IN!
I'm up for it.
I'll bring the poker set, too. You lousy goldarn varmint.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, Reply)

I'd prefer not to be in attendence if there are b3tans with air rifles

( Fluzzy has an ant lair for all the evil ants., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:34, Reply)

:(
CAncelled.
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:25, Reply)

ethnically cleansing native americans
also - syphilis
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:22, Reply)

OK here goes:
1. Maybe a hat?
2. If no-one has one I'll trawl ebay next week.
3. Very wise.
4. We've got a poker set with chips.
5. Sausages and beans OK?
6. I'll get this done just ahead of time.
7. I've got the 3 Eastwood spaghetti westerns.
8. We've got some of these.
9. I'll leave this to DG.
10. Print them out and I'll put them up round the house and garden.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:54, Reply)

I can't wait to kill the people at the curry house.

( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:54, Reply)

IF I CAN!

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:47, Reply)

YOU FUCKING GET HERE YOU TERRIBLE CUNT AND THAT'S AN ORDER!

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:00, Reply)

I might actualy come to this one...

( Red Rocket - Goalscoring superstar hero, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Good.

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Indeed.

( Red Rocket - Goalscoring superstar hero, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)

is anyone coming from
or through oxford to the bash?
( Neon Blue can I put "cunt" in here?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:35, Reply)

We might fucking come.
But we might still be in Cornwall camping and stuff.
( MONO! wants an M3 scout car, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Well make your fucking mind up then.
Fucking just get here, Oh and FUCK OFF!

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)

making your fucking mind up
winner of the 1984 eurovision song contest as sung by captn hoodbutter and the fuckers.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:18, Reply)

Alright, I'm in
But I ain't dressing up as no gay cowboy, right!
(bogus official hello, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Taint no need to dress up if you don't want.
I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
But you will HAVE to play buckaroo.
( baldmonkey spits on molested babies, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:16, Reply)

And NOT with a real donkey!

( Captn Hood-Butter is sweeping out his back passage on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, Reply)

EEEE ORRR!

( Donkey Gums isn't a fighter pilot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:48, Reply)

ohhh but why not?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 3:58, Reply)

I'll buck your roo
You mark my words
(bogus official hello, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)

so dress as a gay injun then

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 22:27, Reply)

I'd go as Sitting Bull curled up inside the hollowed out carcass of a buffalo

(bogus official hello, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:02, Reply)

you shall be called running giblets.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 3:58, Reply)

I'd like to come
I've not been to a b3ta thingy in years. Will there be jelly and ice cream? Musical statues?
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:37, Reply)

musical statues
blimey you really have not been to a bash in years.

There is electric and everything!
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Yes. Yes. And yes if you must.

( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 11:37, Reply)

if piston_broke is coming he'll bore you 'til you turn to stone.
so it may just be 'statues'
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:52, Reply)

ill say ill go, for now

(TheFallGuy http://twitter.com/thefallguy, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 17:42, Reply)

its over 5 hours on the train,!
eeep, this bash had better be worth it

plus cheapest train ticket is £72, im not working at the moment, so it is looking a bit expensive
(TheFallGuy http://twitter.com/thefallguy, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 13:11, Reply)

anyone going near cardiff on their way?

(TheFallGuy http://twitter.com/thefallguy, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:48, Reply)

How could I deny you my presence?

( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Placards and a leaflet campaign may just work.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:29, Reply)

.
Someone pay for me to go. Need a plane ticket, place to stay and food.
(postal ninja ..., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, Reply)

*offers 11p*

( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:11, Reply)

BIGGAH!
LOLNOOB!!11!!1!
(bogus official hello, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Where are we going to be going?
and will there be loads of old carpet to be found underneath the coach?

and will the captn be taking his trusty shovel?
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:30, Reply)

It's a mystery
but I'm banking on there being drink available.
I'm in.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

oh its a mystery
oh its a mystery

/plays toyah.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 7:28, Reply)

Me and the Esme are definitely coming.
And we have A SPACE IN THE CAR if anyone wants a lift. You have to live between Northampton and Ely though, we're not going on a round-the-world bash collection trip. Just chip in with petrol money or cider to fuel us.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 14:16, Reply)

I'm not camping in the garden this year
as we are both getting too damn old for that kind of shenanigans in the damn autumn, let the young'uns kip out there.

We'd like a nice indoors space to bunk down, please, somewhere that's out of the reach of balders' hands.
THANKS
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:21, Reply)

there is nowhere free from balders hands
aside from his wrists.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:23, Reply)

I can make it!
Yay :)
( spangolin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:47, Reply)

also
I'm hopefully bringing a 5-man tent so if anyone wants to share then they are welcome.
( spangolin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, Reply)

blimeh
There is an offer and a half for a bukkake party if ever I heard one
( Late of b3ta ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:35, Reply)

NO BUKKAKE

( spangolin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:12, Reply)

yes yes.
being there i shall be doing yes yes.
( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:05, Reply)

I've never been to such a thing before.
Do I need to be invited? Or is it ok if you turn up and just not be a cunt?
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:05, Reply)

Just come.
:o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Just turn up.
We'll post the address and postcode and contact numbers from Friday evening.
( Mrs Hood Butter wants Lush stuff for Christmas., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:41, Reply)

To whoever
Was calling my friend Withnail all night at the last bash, he will most likely be here again :p
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Ah
That would have been me.
( piston_broke, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Withnail, Withnail? D'you want a cup of tea?
No
( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:50, Reply)