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[challenge entry]
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# Quick! call Steve McQueen
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# i had no idea he was in the original :)
was he like a teaching assistant?
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# Oldest teenager ever...
(, Wed 14 Feb, 21:00, Reply)
# On his days off,
a part-time sanitation worker makes both ends 'meat' with his McDonald's mobile franchise.

Roadkill makes tender Quarter Pounders

(, Wed 14 Feb, 6:54, Reply)
# Some real art
My daughter is currently between semesters at University, so she's been doodling. This is work in progress



click to embiggeren
(, Wed 14 Feb, 0:19, Reply)
# She filtad?
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# lol
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# No
Hand painted in Photoshop.
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# It took a lot of concentrated staring to find anything that gave away that it wasn't a photograph
Well done
(, Wed 14 Feb, 9:33, Reply)
# Anyway
The back of the head and the back of the neck isn't finished
(, Wed 14 Feb, 0:30, Reply)
# Sounds great/some kid burned it*

* delete as applicable
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# Pffft
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# Have a mighty click!
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# the architect himself
nicely done
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# Is that who it is?
(, Wed 14 Feb, 18:02, Reply)
# seth rollins. the king slayer apparently.
(, Thu 15 Feb, 9:27, Reply)
[challenge entry] sick joke
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[challenge entry] meanwhile
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[challenge entry] and finally...
(, Wed 14 Feb, 2:28, Reply)
#
this compo has made me feel wretched. trying to make people laugh shouldn't make you feel sad.
i daresay some people fit better than others into the b3ta fraternity and those people are quickly and volubly welcomed. i am obviously a very poor fit, so i'll just quietly bow out here.
thanks to jabber and the captain for being kind if they're around.
ta ta.
(, Wed 14 Feb, 20:33, Reply)
# The broken heart makes this even sadder :(

But b3ta has generally been shit these past years if you're looking for replies to images.
(, Wed 14 Feb, 20:52, Reply)
# It's just a shit compo, mate
Hard to get inspired for it. It's spacehoppers or gtfo.
(, Wed 14 Feb, 21:07, Reply)
# Aerobies are awesome
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# Is there a subsection on shutterstock dedicated to middle-aged women showing an unusually generous amount of breast?
Asking for a friend.
(, Tue 13 Feb, 22:58, Reply)
#
well i did google 'middle-aged woman showing an unusually generous amount of breast throwing a frisbee'
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#
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# I loved Scarface
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# I was trying to do the Jolly Jack eyebrows but I got the scale wrong
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# Ahhh, the Groucho Marx moustache eyebrows
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#
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# He's got those squirrel-tit-juggling hands
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# Haha!
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# Busted.
His dad is pretty nonchalant about it. Bad parenting!
(, Wed 14 Feb, 1:12, Reply)
# Very funny
Right up there with 'Womble jam' as a genuine chuckle maker
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# You're welcome
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# Will this suffice?
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# Arf :)
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# I loved the original ones, so this should be great...
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# Yes, the Black Panties series should be great
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[challenge entry] Pomme de terre
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# :D
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# Do the words 'shit compo' mean nothing to you?
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# Slurp
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# Do we dare ask from whence this has dripped?
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# If it's from Birkenhead docks, it might be Camel Lard
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# Don't buy her that
she'll get the right hump
(, Tue 13 Feb, 21:26, Reply)
# Camel milk is lovely, it's dreamydairy
(, Tue 13 Feb, 21:28, Reply)
# mmmmmm
sounds like a delicious ingredient you would use in the desert
(, Tue 13 Feb, 21:34, Reply)
# I can go for months without drinking
camel's milk
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# damn those spacey hoppers
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# ffs
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# what delicious looking packaging - so romantic
but my butcher is a female - this could be embarrassing
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# it's curtains for you, mate!
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# Nefer ghatem--nefer efer will
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# Do you mind?
You've pushed my 'hilarious' grab-a-bear joke off the board!
(, Tue 13 Feb, 19:25, Reply)
# Sorry....it was an accident and I lost my post
can you replace yours?
(, Tue 13 Feb, 20:10, Reply)
# don't be daft
I'm just being silly it was far from hilarious
(, Tue 13 Feb, 20:18, Reply)
# I was apologizing for losing your file
(I knew better than to presume it was funny LOL)
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# It's still here
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# Oh, I enjoyed that one, but my accident couldn't have affected it.
wrong thread for that. But you were PROBABLY wanking about my posts pushing yours into the archives, which I've been most happy to do :)
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#
probably definitely
(, Tue 13 Feb, 21:57, Reply)
[challenge entry] Nope, nefer efer
(, Tue 13 Feb, 17:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] Full of hot air and not much else
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# Haha
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# Shame on you
(socialist!) :D
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#
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[challenge entry] If toys were alive
Expectation
kinder
Reality
image.ibb.co/hVBFwS/kinder.png *upsetting*
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[challenge entry] Haha
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# :D
(, Tue 13 Feb, 20:10, Reply)
# haha
Even that's better than the crap the kids get in those eggs now
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# All tasty
also, it looks like kinder girls are getting some size on 'em nowadays
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# i think most kids know
you'd need some kind of chocolate cock if you wanted a kinder chick
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# bit racist m8
;)
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# ;)
?
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# )
;?
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# It's disgusting.
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# toilet cam pix or it didn't happen
no, wait . . . hold up on that
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# love the colour, is that turdis blue?
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# maybe True-Loo Blue
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# bloo
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# imaginary bog
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# If toilets could talk
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[challenge entry] Because LS18 demanded it
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# :D Well done, Laddie ...
all the usual suspects, and Spacey replaced by Space Hopper
(, Tue 13 Feb, 14:05, Reply)
# It was the fat dwarf...
...with the fake tan
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[challenge entry] He-man, Teela, Orko, Duncan and of course Mech-a-neck. I have the powerrrrr!
(, Tue 13 Feb, 13:20, Reply)
# i've seen both versions of the mech-a-neck
the one with monkey scrotum facelift is the best
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#
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# I have no idea what is happening here
But I do know that I like it
(, Tue 13 Feb, 11:19, Reply)
# haha
'twas a lame attempt on my part to illustrate that 'consent' isn't always clearly defined and, in some
cases, may be quite subjective. Perhaps a thumb up there, as opposed to his manhood would be
acceptable. Either that or it's just nonsense jibberish like most of my stuff.
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#
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# And then David put his hands around me like this
and asked me to squeal like a pig.
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[challenge entry] I can't be Borised cleaning this one up
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[challenge entry] me too
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# It's a healthy, bouncing baby boy
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# proof that Spaceys and Hoppers do reproduce
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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE : Replace Kevin Spacey with a spacehopper
Now that he's persona non gratis in Hollywood and films are being recast without him, scour his back catalogue and replace all appearances with a large rubber bouncy ball.
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# american bouncy
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# Ok, give us a couple examples and I'll think it over
Signed, God (or the entity responsible for assigning Challenges)
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# I think there are quite enough orange faces on here already
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# Become wrath.
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# ¿SËVEN?
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# quality
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# American Bouncy?
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# the twilight zone?
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# if you look reeeeeally carefully
you might be able to spot that I have in fact, replaced the head of a well known ex actor with a space-hopper.
(, Tue 13 Feb, 20:27, Reply)
# ohhhhh yeah
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# i was referring to the thread
edit: thread board
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#
with Annette Boinging
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[challenge entry] My son's favorite toy...
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# Hehee
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# Pfft.
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# I drew a comic
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# does this mean the treaty is off?
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# Nice arts
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# Damn you Musk!!
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# He's Elon way from home by now
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# He's nothing but trouble, that boy
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# :D
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# Elon Jenkiiiiiiiiiiins!
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