Quick and nasty



Bindun?
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

You're supposed to shop the picture etc..... :)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

*Hangs head in shame*
Yep....;)
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

Rollufs
I make good use of the beats that I find
Beats that the old funk bands leave behind
"I know where there's a snare" said Tobermory
I was on it like a bonnet on Madame Cholet.

I make dope beats, I rap on 'em
Unlike Wimbledon, I'm not common.

Hahahaha. Who the FUCK am I listening to?
( Bingowings has just had a tooth out! Fucking OUCH!, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

Is it the Cheeky Girls?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

You are a Cheeky boy!

( Bingowings has just had a tooth out! Fucking OUCH!, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Touch my bum?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

This is life,
ya big-eared asteroid obsessed Lib-Dem fuck.
( Bingowings has just had a tooth out! Fucking OUCH!, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

Bernard Cribbins on amphetamines?
Bet he'd dig a really deep 'hole in the ground' on those...
(Colonel Boris New book out now! (see profile), Sun 18 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

"Right said Fred,
'alf a ton of charlie.
That there charlie is gonna have to go.
We said "Righto!"
( Bingowings has just had a tooth out! Fucking OUCH!, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

MC Building peaks
I believe this song is known as 'Orinoco Flow'. From the Album "Inside a whale's cock vol.1" by Cassette Boy & DJ Rubbish.

Do I win a prize?
(Jezziah, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Correct.
You can have the prize if you can fit it all in your mouth at once.
( Bingowings has just had a tooth out! Fucking OUCH!, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

I'll have this please

(Jezziah, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:57, archived)

Worth a quick and nasty one . . .
hump/hop !
( Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 18 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present...

... the fucktard.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

Erm....
Where can I buy one?
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

As I recall
the woman who fainted in a supermarket because of her vibrating pants got them from Ann Summers....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

And not the price of salami?
Or cucumbers?
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

woo
featuring the vibrogusset^TM
( kingsuperspecial bullying the laws of physics into kids, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

Hair & Makeup
by DragQueens^© Inc.
( NobbyNobody is going to heck 'cause he doesn't believe in gosh, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

Howdy sir!
Any ideas for longcat?
*reminds*
*badgers*
;]
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

It's an itchy thang too !

( Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 18 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bN30R-_WRK4

(Pelle is sonically, high bionically., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

There's a bird in that bush.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

Harpo !

( Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 18 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

He's never been the same since the fire.

( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

what fire?

( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

The one that burnt him and his mates
at Aardman.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/4514306.stm
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

oh yeah
totally forgot about that

carry on
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

a spatula can't really be
called technology
( Neon Blue can I put "cunt" in here?, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

We can rebuild him.
We have the kitchen implements.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

it can if it's a Filament Tech® Fractal Spatula™

( mutster101 is honour-bound by a sacred trust., Sun 18 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

buh bo!
nice one
( Neon Blue can I put "cunt" in here?, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

nicely done

( god save the queen edjogs found me a garden birds poster, W Y H!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Ta!

( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

Shall I unplug it?
Saw this walking in some botanical garden in Hong Kong.


( SleeplessAndy, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

It walks too?
technology these days...
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

Velly solly for poor Engrish.
etc..
( SleeplessAndy, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

ROLF

( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

ding dong

(clut, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

I did not want to waste a thread with something
unfunny and boring so I'll just pop this speed painting in here.



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( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

It's not going very fast

( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

That's fantastic
where do you get your speed?
(clut, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

That's very pretty.
Mine's next to my username. I also like the drop shadow, makes it look legit.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

you wouldn't waste a thread with this, sir

( mutster101 is honour-bound by a sacred trust., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Bloody filters

( kinks Security code alpha 3456 applejuice bum, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

I never bite

( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

I know.


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( kinks Security code alpha 3456 applejuice bum, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

SUMODOMO!

( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

That tree doesn't have a friend.
Every tree needs a friend.

That's bloody woo though. Woo!
( Mushroom, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

Speed painting =/= Tracing in artrage
please don't encourage him, people
(Sticky Label, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Little Jimmy Urine.

Been listening to If on repeat again...
By the time I got to the face and hair, I was kind of bored. Can't you tell? Hahah
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

yeahh,
the new album is all the win

nice pic too

marrk chapman
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

Yeah.
I keep it putting on repeat. I'm worried I'll ruin it for myself. :/

And thanks. :D
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

You fail at music
:(
( Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Nuhn-uhn!
MSI ftw.

What, to you, is good music?
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

MSI are the worst band to become popular in recent times.
/ac on talk from about 4 minutes ago strangely.
( Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

So then what do you like?

( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

www.progarchives.com/subgenre.asp?style=19
( Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Prog metal?
Cool.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

amongst other things,
but that's what makes up the bulk of my collection.

I have a Verka Serduchka Album (Ukranian Transvestite who was in eurovision last year)
( Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Hahahahah
That's cool.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Jimmy Urine?
How shocking.
( kinks Security code alpha 3456 applejuice bum, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Shocking?
I don't get it...
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

The pic's fine
but that bloke's clearly a fucknut.
( kinks Security code alpha 3456 applejuice bum, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Oh, he's just...
...a bit retarded. But I love their music.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

One day you'll look back and laugh.

( kinks Security code alpha 3456 applejuice bum, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Oh yes, I'm sure.
I've also been told that when I grow up, the music I like now will be grocery-store-music. I can't see them playing MSI in a grocery store.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

i wont be shopping there

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'd shop there.
Some stores DO play MSI actually...


*cough*Hot Topic*cough*
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

whoooooooooooooooooo?

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_urine
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

he's nearly 40, he should know better.

( mutster101 is honour-bound by a sacred trust., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Hahahahah

( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

You're like 15, right?

( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

*blinks*
is it me, or was there a reply here that I replied to that have both now disappeared?

*shrugs*

anyway, MSI sound like the sort of thing I might have been impressed with when I was 15

now I'm twice that age I appreciate the effort, but would rather see someone talented than someone drinking their own piss and wearing funny clothes
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Yeah
I deleted it by accident. I wish they wouldn't have delete next to edit. :[

I'm not impressed with them exactly. I just think they make good, danceable music. And they're fun live. Just a good experience, y'know.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

Totally appreciate that
when I was in a band many moons ago, we did all sorts of those kinds of gimmicks

I was just feeling a bit old, having realised you grow out of it

And that even talking to you is technically "grooming" these days :(
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

That's cool, though.
It's like...as long as you have fun, so will the audience. :]

And having a conversation is not grooming. Hahah
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

oh but it is
*grooms*
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Hahahahahahahah
Now that's grooming.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

i still love msi and all but i have gone off them a bit.
I have realized that local bands are just as worthy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTuphu3mZgM
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Always support your local bands
for sure
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Jersey is REALLY shit
but we're awesome for local punk and alt bands. *^_^*
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

are you
taking the piss?

nice work tho
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea!, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

No
but thanks.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

IIiiiiiiiits Jimmy!

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hello you!
*waves*
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Having recently started doing this sort of thing,
I've got no idea how to do faces. It's really annoying me. Share you secrets!
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

*wipes ketchup off face*
*swallows food*

I did the eyes with the brush tool. and zoomed in really close for the rest of it, basically. Hahahah
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Helpfull ;)
What was that about ketchup?
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

I have a sammich
and it put ketchup on my face, and I felt that you needed to know about it.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Oh awesome.
I hate ketchup. With a passion. *wipes Cornish pastie crumbs off of shirt*
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

I only like ketchup on facon and cheese sammiches.
But I have never had a cornish pastie.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

:O Different angle Goatse?!
Edit: Woops auto-complete. Cornish pasties are the best. I did my GCSE Food Tech coursework on them.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Hahahahahah
That's cool. I shall have to remember to try one at some point.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ooh awesome!
*click*
Hello :]
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!!!11


Click it.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Triumphed!

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

I'll say!
So I'll put you down for 4 yes? Just gaz me your credit card details.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

I'll get right on it.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

*rubs hands*

( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

I only just noticed I could click it.
Have a woo, that's strangely enjoyable.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

GO SCIENCE!!!
see also:

gaseous clay
( kingsuperspecial bullying the laws of physics into kids, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

Hahaha nice.
How goes it?
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

it goes well
ta :)
( kingsuperspecial bullying the laws of physics into kids, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

Oh my
You have a thousand of me?
( Face is wearing a skirt, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

yes
yes i do ;)
( kingsuperspecial bullying the laws of physics into kids, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

Woah
O_O

"We aim to please"
( Face is wearing a skirt, Sun 18 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

Up the proper tree . . .

( Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 18 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Damn hayfever.


Bigger

Previously
more previously

Webspace
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

And worst of all, you have a chicken drumstick stuck in your mouth.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Damn.
now that;s all i can see!
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Sorry.
I'll concentrate on the pretty flowers now.
Ooooh.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Chicken drumstick mouth!
Pretty colours :)

EDIT: ahh so I wasn't the only one that saw this
( Face is wearing a skirt, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

I too see parts of chickens wherever I go.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Do you possibly live on a chicken farm?

( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

If by 'chicken farm', you mean 'city centre',
then yes. Yes I do.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

*gasp*
You deciphered my complex code.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Have some more oograh what I've tooked:


CFB
(A Vagabond IS NOW EXHIBITING HIS WORK. Profile for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Oooh it's like a Stone Roses video.
Nice!
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Posh Skeleton, bindun?

( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

Not yet, but she's getting close.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

Cor...

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

arf!

(Super Jet Shoes puts a smiley after everything to make it OK, Sun 18 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Would.

(A Vagabond IS NOW EXHIBITING HIS WORK. Profile for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Have I missed something?
I can't see what you did there...?

I thought only photoshopped images were allowed?
(PJM Has had his cover well and truly blown, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

She was wearing a shorter skirt before.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

My sentiments exactly.
.
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

Oink!

( Puromycin arresting the growth of trypanosomes on, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

Quick, kill them and turn them into bacon.
It's the only way they'll learn. Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

Arf!
Or should that be, Oink!
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

BAD PUN ALERT!

( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

haha.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

Fo' shizzle dizzle ma nizzle fizzle bizzle :D
*glees*
( Face is wearing a skirt, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

I need your clothes your boots and..... oh, oh geez.

(Cakie I got LBP and it exceeds the hype! Whodathunkit?, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!!!!
I need your clothes boots and kettle?

*click*
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

Subtle, and disturbing.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

O.O

( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

pffftttt.....

have some cones, get adgy!
( Zank Frappa is in the wastelands, wanking off deathclaws!, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

nice:)

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=40811627213, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Haha
nicely done :)
( Face is wearing a skirt, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hello moistly moisty lovely.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

O_O
Whaat?
( Face is wearing a skirt, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hello moistly moisty lovely.
It's a fairly self-explanatory greeting.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

Is not O_O
but Hi :)
( Face is wearing a skirt, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:24, archived)