look what i did!
blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=71771196&blogID=395667986

pretty pictures, pretentious storywriting AND sounds!
it's got everything really...

here's a (low-res) taster:

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

I can't be arsed clicking that link
but that's a nice picture.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

It's a multi-media spectacular!
And a Woo one at that.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

oh go on!
It's worth it just to get parts of the comic read aloud.
( Completely Underwhelmed, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

You convinced me.
I clicked the link, and read it in my head in "pompous graphic novel narration" voice.

It's quite good, actually.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

it's a
graphITE novel.
:)
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

Oh yeah.
You've got to get the voices right or you could be just reading Anything.
( Completely Underwhelmed, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

OH lovely!
I'm loving the atmos. You've been at it with a putty rubber then? I could very much be wrong.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

i actually used a hard rubber for a nice hard edge to get some sharp rub marks.

amazing how much rubber you get through when you press hard with your 'rounded' end and repeatedly attack the 'sharp' end with your stanley knife!
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Ahhh, I always used putty for removal stuff
never could get it to work right with a hard one- nicely done.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

"hard on"

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

ATTACK OF THE SEMI-ONS

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

Mine's pretty turgid right now.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Mine's like some sort of Easter Island statue.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

Can I see?

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

From there? Almost.
My cock is humungous.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

i cant get the putty to work meself
it always seems to fall apart in my hands
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

I can make one last MONTHS if I need to.
I think it's just different strokes for folks.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

THIS IS HOW WE ROLL!!!!!!!

( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

That literally is pretentiousness taken to an officially recognised olympic sport.
Still, nice strip though, although some of the smaller text was a bit hard to read.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

ha
it's what i do best :)

and the whole thing's a lot easier to read in the flesh. well paper.
whatever.

go to the st martins end of year show and see for yourself.
27th til 31st
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

I'm afraid I'm not really a (*resists urge to say art fag*) one to take active interest in the arts.
It's more of a passive appreciation than anything.

But the bash is on the 31st so I'm sure you can force everyone to go see it, or put it up on the b3ta calendar or something.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

trust me
this is about a level 4 of pretentiousness (on a scale of 1-10) at my art college.

this is why i'm escaping to bournemouth to do animation next year...

as for adding to the b3ta calendar.
no thanks.
i get called a cunt enough as it is on here...
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

You go to St. Martins??
I really wanna go there when I go to uni.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

what to do?
art or graphics or product design or what?
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

Probably study art and/or graphics.
I wanna design album art and concert posters and the like. :]
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

you'll be wanting to do graphics then
fine art's more about context and bollocks like that. ;)
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

Ahh, alright.
S'what I thought.
What do you study?
Also, is it actually a good place to go?
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22, archived)

well i'm only on foundation
so we got to try a bit of everything, and then i chose fine art media.

it's a good place yeah, BUT you have to be the right sort of person to go there.
as much as most of b3ta thinks i'm a pretentious fool, i actually can't stand it there.

it's the kinda place where technical skill is almost discouraged, because it's all about 'the idea'.
which infuriates me, becauce the concept is only half the battle. it takes a lot of skill to actually Make it.

but in terms of being 'the place to be' it's great
because there's lot of oppurtunities to get your name out there, make connections, which is basically what the art world is really all about.
especially if you want to do something commercial like making band covers and posters.
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

Humm...
that all doesn't surprise me, oddly. I went to the museum there one time. It was alright, really. Some...odd stuff there. Heheh.
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

I had a friend who was going to go to St Martins, or the Imperial School of art is it? Fuck knows it was one of the good ones (I have no knowledge of universities or art schools).
Then he ended up deferring, doing a cram year of biology and chemistry and then going to university to be a doctor, I never knew why though.

He was sort of inbetween, where he would have some fairly flippant and strange reasoning but the product would always be good. Like massive oil paintings of Saddam Hussein surrounded by rotting meat and stuff.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

Awww, *pats head*
Who loves ya baby?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

*sheepishly raises hand*
actually, I sort of do :)
( Completely Underwhelmed, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

smashing.
lovely nice. And what a fabulous reason for me to pea my train station.


Click for bigger (382KB)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

paint?
or some new fangled TECHNOLOGY muck?
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

paint......
er X from corel.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

i dont even know what that is!
it must be good!
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

Corel Painter X
it's like working with paint and canvas without the mess.

Click for bigger (314KB)

Click for bigger (267KB)

I like it. But I'm a mere amateur compared to what people do with it.

www.corel.com/servlet/Satellite/gb/en/Product/1166553885783

when you buy it, it even comes in a paint tin.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

mmmm
nice stuff

i dont really like using graphics tablets
i like to be able to see the pencil marks coming From the pen.

but one thing.
were those drawn freehand?
cause i'm always suspicious of people using computer programs who can draw accurately like that.
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

I'm not sure what you mean
by freehand. With a tablet you either drew it or you didn't and if you didn't then I guess you used software to do it for you. I do trace stuff and I do use photo reference but every strike is done by hand.
As for accurate? the things I posted are hardly technically accurate, very far from it.

You can make some nice drawings with a tablet if you put your mind to it and not have people who prefer graphite look down their noses at you. Tablets are just cleaner and facilitate a faster way of working.


Click for bigger (967kb)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

no no
you misunderstand
i'm not looking down my nose at you

it's just that with a computer cheating is a lot easier. but then that's not to say it isn't a skill.
it's just one i don't really enjoy cause i can't get the hang of it.


i agree it's much easier and cleaner.
assuming you know the program well. i always get frustrated by not being able to do things i could do in less than three seconds with a pencil and paper... but i guess that's just learning the software.


what i meant by freehand was... do you start with a blank canvas and start drawing on it, or do you put some stuff in as a background layer and trace over it.
which isn't to say tracing detracts from it at all, it just becomes a different set of skills. for example exemplifying the hair like in your picture here to give an unnatural effect, but a nice one nonetheless (assuming you traced this one... i dont know...)
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

It depends what I'm doing.
I do draw from my mind's eye. I'm working on some concept characters right now and have my anatomy books scattered about.
quick things like seascapes and landscapes don't take a minute to brush in either photoshop or anything else and I can knock them out all day.
Portraits I will trace the basics because it is quicker, more precise and I do it for the result and not an excersise in how well I can observe something.
My days of art class are long, long behind me.

I know what you mean with frustration at not knowing a program well enough to get the result you want. I was like that with photoshop for years before I decided to get to grips with it.
I'm currently being frustrated with Maya but I will work on it, especially having seen that this guy uses it to base his fantastic work on.
www.raycaesar.com/
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:26, archived)

well
as much as you can instantly get something nice looking if you trace
it's more about training your eye
it's kind've essential for Anyone doing visual art of any kind.

if you can draw perfectly freehand, it's not that you have a pointless skill that can be undermined by tracing... it just allows you to do everything better.

i'd recomend life drawing to photographers.
but they look at me funny :)


also that IS some mighty nice drawing!
although people like that just make we want to give up with their stupid mastery :(
mind you... i AM only 20... this guy's probably been practising a while longer than me...
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:34, archived)

I'm 42
and have been drawing technically for my work for years.
I can sketch well, and I can paint in any number of mediums. I just don't.
All it comes down to now is a little hobby and I make pictures to please me and if someone else happens to like them then all the better.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

well now i feel stupid
clearly you've had enough practice in your lifetime especially if you draw technically for your work...
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:56, archived)

hehe, don't worry.
I have this on my desk if it makes you feel better that I'm not totally digital.

( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:59, archived)

hehe
i dont have a problem with people using photoshop. there's stuff on there you just cant do on paper, which is clearly a good thing.

i just can't be arsed to get to grips with it just yet...
i will one day, just you wait n see :)

i'll be all...fwofff! rasterize!
...or something.
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

I love this.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

That's rather nice, that is.
But you already know that. Damn your preternatural self-assurance.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

Wow.
I love your stuff. Probably more than is healthy?
Heheh
( Killerkitti Catch me if I fall into the night., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

Holy fuck this is good.
What did you do the soundtrack in?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

tonight I have been mostly playing with
these.



there may be musics to follow soon.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

audacity
it was actually the single most enjoyable program to use in my life.

because i wanted to do things, and then, like, the program let me do them.
without even faffing about in about 10 different help forums!

ps.
it's not my own music, it's samples and whatnot.
(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)

Audacity is brilliant for warping samples and generally just mixing up the raw elements of sound.
I've made some pretty freaky stuff in that program.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

I DID DONE A SCRIBBUL.


Will someone draw me a cat now?
( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

Surely
Just give me a cat, a liquidier and a bath.
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

..
well done, blah blah, gratitude for your picture and all that. I'm going for a shit
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

Don't forget to suck me off afterwards.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

...
I'll suck your amputee stumps
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

CORR.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

It's good to hear
that disabled cricket is still popular.
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

One day I'm going to get a grant into finding a cure for what makes lurkers delurk!

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

cunts.
cunts are the reason for everything.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

cunts and the previous government!

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

I blame cheaply made chinese electronic goods

( Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

I blame portly badgers!

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

HAHAHA

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

Alright, alright
<relurks />
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

Give us a cut
and I'm sure you'll find no end of volunteers.
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{LURK ALERT}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}

( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

oooh this is lully!
needs more boob though :P
houpla
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

This is lovely.
The lips are....wonderful.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

I don't know if I'd call it "making love",
it was more like "the shamespear".
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

HEY, GRONK.
CAN YOU SMELL THAT?
( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

NO
I'M TRYING TO GET SOME AIR THROUGH THE HOUSE.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

I can't, my tablet is upstairs.
Still, there's always reposts

Woo to your scribbly bosseyed person.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Click for bigger (48KB)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

Wmroooawww.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Click for slightly bigger (396KB)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Before I get working on cat, have another 'I still haven't got a tablet or decent graphics programs' picture.
This time it's Noir Padre!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

NANANANANAGUNSTICK :)

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

No. I'm sleeping.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Cats love it when they're vibrating.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Look at me.
I'm totally adoring right now.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

oh i like the eyes
here:

( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

I ain't never not seen such a happy cat.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

Have a cattus:

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

*glees*

( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

YESYES!!

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

I am not capable of drawing a cat now.
Would you settle for one from the archives?


(Pelle is sonically, high bionically., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Fez!

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

OHHHH I SUPPOSE :)

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Yes and no.
Yes to your picture, and no I won't draw you a cat again. I've drawn plenty of cats for you before.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

CATSEY
Also, how fucking tiny is paint's gif palette? It can't even manage grey.


(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

This cat has melted! :D

( Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

Cat is an amorphous blob.
Its ears are made of hover.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Gone Potty?


Had his career taken off, he wouldn't of had to make this DVD.

Click for bigger (127KB)
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

That's a fruit right?

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

gordon brown is a malevolent mantelope
with a laser eye, and he wants to destroy us all.



CFB

that's about it. very quick and dirty. sorry.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

I appreciate the narrative.
It reminds me of a premonition I had about the ultimate destruction of the human race.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

HAHAH
'mantelope'


genius :)
(Meatfish BAH, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

Spazzy Manifold


He's pointing at who he wants to f*ck...
He wants to f*ck you!!!!

Click for bigger (98KB)
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Hehe, nice.
My mum always calls him Mangy Barryload.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

Please mind the swear words, this is a family place.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

...
which family swear words mean 'front-bum willy attacks'?
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

"Cunt him in the fuck"

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

coincidence
I was thinking just that
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

Oh, then it's not that.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

Yummy
I'm spunking on your comment
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

I usually just store it in a cup for later.
Then empty it out of the window onto passers by.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

considering you have been here
5 and a half years I'm amazed that you were able to sign up when you were 8.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

NOT FUCKING ANY FUCKING MORE!!!
FUCKING CLOCK SAYS FUCKING GAY FUCKING SHIFT FUCKING TIME.
( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

OH FUCK, NOT NOW.
MY PINKY IS STILL IN DAY MODE.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

THERE IS NO SUCH THING, YOUNG ONE.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

MY COVER. IT HAS BEEN BLOWN.
I AM A FAILURE :<
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

VERVEEARTH
SYNERGY ADVANCEMENT LOCUS?
( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

arbredespossibles2.free.fr/SF/Images/MarsAttacks2.jpg
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

FUCK YOU SODOMITE
edit: I put up an advert in a shop window today.........



It reads " CATAMITES WANTED, ANY AGE/LEVEL OF EXPERIENCE

PHONE JAMES FOR MORE INFO/INTERVIEW and trial shift: 077860 xxx xxx"



(the phone number and name being those of a total fucking racist, bigot, homophobic, mysoginist cock that I used to work with)


it cost a couple of quid to put it in the window but I feel that it was money well spent
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

That sounds like a successful project.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

oh yes.
=)
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Cross Manilow with Penelope Wilton
and that's my mum. 90%/10% split in Wilton's favour.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

I read that as "Winton".

( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

Nah, my mum's far too pale to be part Dale.
Regardless of it's rhyming loveliness.

Shit, Sinead's on the radio. Time to change the station before I start crying.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Dale Winton
is the captain's mum? The world is all fucking wrong since I've been sober.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

I just did a week off alcohol!
Well, I say a week. I lasted five days, then I had a really shit day at work.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I'm just entering 9 days.
no booze or smokes. I have a couple of detoxes every year and with the holidays looming nearer where I will no doubt near kill myself again I like to get into a bit of shape ;)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

Your staying power is amazing.
I'd not be able to quit smoking for that long.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

quitting smoking is easy.
Not that I have quit, I'm just not smoking right now. I rarely smoke cigarettes and as I only generally smoke cigars when I'm drinking it's even easier right now.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

I think I like it too much.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

I just got sick of having a beer gut
so I started exercising and took a week off the booze. I now have a developing six pack, but sadly it's still encased in flab.

proof, in case anyone hasn't seen it
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

fuck.
I bet you were in agony rushing from the camera, setting the timer and then sitting down, sucking in the gut praying for the flash to hurry up and go off ;)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

I've seen your naked pictures.
I know that you understand my pain.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

I chose to read it as 'Penelanilow'
.
(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Your mother's name is Barry Wilton.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

Barryetta.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

Did he?
What a fucking ass.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

She got better.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

More like butter.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

Normally I'd carry this on
but my brain's in a very uneasy place now.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

More like an unbuttery place.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

You must behave.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

More like butterhave.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Butter I'm butter going butter to butter beat butter you.
Tomato Ted aubergine your potato wife's turnip dead.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

Now you're just being silly.
And by silly, I mean butter.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

I am butter.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

'licks'

( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Damn straight.

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