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[challenge entry] A Game of Spice Invaders, anyone?


Tesco doesn't have to be boring. Let your other half do all the shopping whilst sneaking into the herbs and spices section and arrange the little jars into your obscenity of the day. Then simply retreat to the corner of the aisle and watch in satisfaction as old Mrs Ricketts recoils as she reaches for her parsley..

From the Naughty Shop Challenge challenge. See all 229 entries (open)

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:22, archived)
# You bloody vandal
I'm writing to The Sun.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Hahaha loving this idea
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I think *I* would be the one recoiling
if I saw old Mrs Ricketts reaching for her parsley.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I once saw a little old lady reaching over a freezer cabinet
My immediate thought was "Push her into the cabinet!"
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Liar.
Your first thought was: Phwoaaaaaar!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Strangely, no
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Well,
Only after he'd pushed her in the freezer.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Fennel
Usnea
Capsicum
Kaffir Lime Leaves

Thyme
Elder Flower
Sage
Cardamom
Oregano

/herbs&spicesblog
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Usnea?
Did you make that one up?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Haha, the only one I could find to use!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# So you're the one !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# NUT MEG
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# MUT VAG
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I like the idea of tit pimps in itself

This could be the beginning of a wonderful new career for me.

/edit; sorted!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I'm going to so this next time I go to tesco...
Or should that be next thyme...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] He he we were bored in Bentalls one lunch time in the kitchenware section
Fun at Lunchtime
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Pffft.
Lucky I have my laptop plugged into my 102" projector screen. ;)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# *covers ears*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
That's pretty damn inventive. Top stuff!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I can't explain why exactly
but I have a feeling you are the kind of person that can appreciate this: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/4359186473/
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha! You know me far too well!
They look about as cheerful as a bunch of Belgian commuters waiting for a train.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# That's out of line.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# ;)

I really enjoyed taking those this afternoon
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhhahh
 
WHAT ARE THEY, LIBRARIANS
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# warm

yet so cold
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# :D
And a big woo to the original too!

And... fuck me! It's a Benny!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# We seem to have the same camphone (K800i)
completely rubbish at anything requiring more than 100 ISO

Woo for the effort though!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
i have an ex-girlfriend who worked in the kitchen ware department of bentalls. wish i had thought of that.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# you are an excellent human being
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap Design
was the one I once did in a Kentish Town newsagents.

Crap design - messing with the newsagent
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Those jars do ask for it
I did this in fenwicks last year...

Bored Shopping
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# This idea, and this entire thread, are fantastic
Clicks have been bestowed all around.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# shopping
for herb will never be the same!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# haha!
this is great!
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's my favourite new word.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# sometimes they do it on their own.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)