does anyone speak Jive?


extra points for anyone who can tell me the one scene that changes The Shining from a psychological thriller into a supernatural one (the one scene that can't be put down to hallucination by any of the characters)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

Excellent stuff

(Paper 'n Pencil, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

unlocking of the food locker?
top shop btw :D


edit: has anyone won the prize?
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

you people are way too clever

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

the door being unlocked?
but the whole film could be a hallucination, like most films could...

woo!
( Bloop nurn, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

hahaha
awesome

the ballroom when he talks to Lloyd
( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

it's the one where the ghost of the dad appears at the kids high school graduation
but that was only in the utterly utterly shit tv movie version
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

there was a TV movie version?
*imdbs*

hmm... looks somewhat shite
(Finite smites all with his grammatical sword, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

yes
fucking hideous.

Stephen King prefers to ruin his best books by allowing them to be remade as Danielle Steel-esque TV movie pish.

See also "The Stand"
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

Rose Red.
*nods sagely*
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

also, Tommyknockers
and Pet Semetery was a bit like that, while being unable to spell "Cemetery"
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

Pet Semetary's a great movie
it's got Mr Munster in it, and the kid's brilliant.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

Fred Gwynn?
I would IMDB it, but I'm far to lazy
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

yes, that's him.
the kid really is creepy.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

Gwynn was outstaning... Utterly BRILLIANT in my cousin vinnie....

( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

never seen it
joe pesci irritates the hell out of me.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

shame, that, as 'Vinnie is a brilliant movie....
but if you really don't like JP, you'll probably hate it I guess...
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

it's just that
he really overplays the italian/american angle to a hideous degree, really annoying and stereotypical.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

yeah, you REALLY wont like 'vinnie
:D
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

heheh
i'll stick to horrors, then.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

yes
he's like what the Fonz would be if the Cunningham's chucked him out.
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

see henry winkler
covered in BEES!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

is it because he is typecast as a stereotype italian-american?

( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

yep.
just finished saying that up there ^
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

decent film, good atmosphere
but the way it's shot, and the soft lens TV-melodrama look of it pisses me off, when I would expect that he could get decent production if he tried. Maybe he can't, I don't know.

Edit: Oh, also, "Needful Things". *rage builds*
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

The picture at the end?

(The Alchemist thanking you in advance for your cooperation, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

that bit with shelley duvall and the haunted loofah?

( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

If I do my Shelley Duvall impression
apparently I just look like a ginger Yvette Fielding.

USEFUL.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

well
it might get you into the blue peter garden
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

Konnie's left
and that was the only Blue Peter garden I was interested in.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

pfff
haven't watched it since i was a kid. as soon as we got cable, it was nothing but discovery and bravo.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

I can do a great shelley duvall impression
but it's silent and involves my head being wrapped in a full roll of cellotape, so I only do it on special occasions.
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

That's one of the most amazing things I've ever heard.
I'd cross my legs, but I think the clitoral pressure would literally make my lower half explode.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

0_0
don't say things like that, you'll cost me a fortune in batteries!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

Success!

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

*buzzes off*

( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahahaha
*packs cellotape in case the b3ta bash is a possibility*
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

If you do I'll show you a trick with a balloon.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

a Durex one?

( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

Actually, a SFW one
but you can use a condom for it.

You're blowing it up though, I hate the taste of spermicidal lube.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

blow it up?
as in, inflate?
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

Yip.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

oh, i thought you meant something more explosive.
*puts cock away and weeps*
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

You want me to blow your penis up?

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

feel free to try

( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

I'm going to need some fireworks.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

erm
hmm... I can't do anything erotic with that.
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

I just read the book.
AWESOME!

And yes, it's the bit where the door is unlocked.
( The Figurative Pineapple stared in awe at the breast. Sadly, it was his., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

the "Shining" bit?
woo!
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)