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(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Probably bindun a million times, but I just logged in...
Meh.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# 'fraid it has:
www.b3ta.com/board/8666619

still.. noicely done!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# And yet this one gets the FP
Will the magic of an FP never make sense?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# "And yet this one gets the FP"
...within 30 minutes of being posted. Hmmm...
/conspiracy blog
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# gary glitter and gary oldman
COINCIDENCE???
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Urgh :/
I actually quite like Gary Oldman, or do in certain roles at least.
Gary Glitter needs to never ever be uttered in the same sentence as Sexcula. Glitter should probably change his first name just to be sure there can be no mistakes
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# he looks a bit like his pet puppy had died all the way through the batman movie
kept thinking ffs cheer up
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# He was still a nice distraction from Batman's (selective) throat cancer
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha, yes
how do you think chris bale did it? gargling with razor bladdes before each take?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha
bet Bale had a sore throat after a day doing that voice
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# haha
the cheese in that voice had me in stitches, but it was balanced by my anger at the blatant war on terror shit that they were trying to ram down my throat. To sum up, pile of propagandist shite with a silly-voiced batman and some enjoyable relief whenever Ledger was on screen.

Edit: Also, Commissioner Gordon was infuriatingly not Irish at all.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# You can sort of see why he'd do it though
to retain his anonymity. I think it was a bit much, but I can see the logic.

Yes, Ledger was enjoyable. Very enjoyable. Mmmmmmmmmm, madman. Especially when he shouts.

It's actually ciggy time, I must stop being distracted.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I know
but he's a fucking superhero, he doesn't have to disguise his voice! The costume was enough for Adam West and the spectacles were enough for Christopher Reeve, so I don't see why Bale has to have a big silly gruff voice.

If anything, being Batman, he should have a painfully high voice.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I liked the idea alot
One more veil of secrecy to make it more plausible Batman's secret identity could actually remain so...it just sounded really fucking stupid. It was too difficult to forget it/concentrate on what was being said, it needed toning down really if they wanted to use it.

Also, Heath Ledger made me feel very wrong. Mmmm.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I'm so glad someone else found this
Moistmaking in the extreme.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# yes
I found that I always missed the first couple of sentences of what ever his throat was trying to say until I'd tuned into the bizarreness.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hmmm Heath Ledger
dressed as a nurse made me want to touch myself in the cinema, but we had kids with us, so I made the wife touch me there instead!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# He was SHOCKINGLY good in dark knight
It's so refreshing to see him playing a NORMAL person
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# aw, but i like him overacting like a madman
it's what makes films like Leon so good.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Natalie Portman as jailbait
is what makes films like Leon so good.

shit... did i say that out loud?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Everyone thinks it anyway
Apparently the French version actually had the girl shagging Leon, but I don't know if I'm just passing on my own gullibility there
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# No noooooooooo
But Leon was a nice murderer, he would never touch a little girl like that!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# well I've seen it in german
which was longer than the one I'd seen before, and is called Leon: Der Profi.

There was however no sex., sadly
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I agree
and have said it out loud too many times.

I'm not allowed near schools anymore.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# he'd have been a good Joker rather than Com. Gordon
if they went back in time to when he was in Leon.

Also, Opportunity missed to say 'Gordon's Alive!?!' in new batman film
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# arf
I love you for that
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Haha I
just saw this, I boomed it out in a tiny little cinema (in Fakenham) when I went with the gf to be met with a disapproving look from her but looks of admiration from other males about my age.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# noooo what happened to the bee icons?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ?!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# see the front page
removed coz it was too big and if I didn't change it then people would design bigger icons for the next lot and WHERE WOULD THE MADNESS END?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Can you make it any smaller?
Sorry Frunt but who wants a fucking mushroom cloud?

I loved that bee! :(
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# shortly after the 255k colour goatse icon?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# in a bedsit in bristol
surrounded by damp copies of razzle and empty tins of tesco value baked beans
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is a direct portal into my life.
Except it's Kay's catalogue.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Kay called.
She wants her catalogue back...
;)
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# But... but...
You could just disallow future bigguns.

I donated largely because I wanted a big happy bee. I doubt I'm the only one.

Sorry to whinge an' all...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# if you were really sorry you wouldn't have done it
(a line that caused me to break up with an annoying ex gf)

hows you enz, not seen you for a while?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I don't like whinging.
But I've had a terrible day. The bee cheered me. And now it's dead.

:(
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# just like all teh other bees in this country
Ironic really
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# alas my bee conspiracy theory was shot to peices further down the board
which caused me to weep
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Tears of honey
I hope.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# well, it'd solve the bee problem wouldn't it?
although having to save to world from a honey famine by thinking sad thoughts would be a bit of a burden wouldn't it?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Solve the bee problem?
Nope: it'd make them unemployed as well as dead.

Imagine that: zombie dole-scrounging apians.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# crumbs, start having a better day right now
a pint and a wank can turn a shitty morning into an acceptable afternoon
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I want my money back!
I paid for bee!


(joking about the money back thing, but I did donate for the bee)
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ^THIS^
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I think it's a bit unfair if it's allowed. Maybe it can be reworked.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# By some standards, it could be unfair.
On the other hand, the mods could say, "OK, we let this one pass and we oughtn't, and we won't again. Ooops." That's what'd happen in any other situation.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's a standardised size, and to ignore that for a single icon just seems harsh on the other people who've stuck to the guidelines.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# so are the dimensions listed in the FAQ
but people still get FPs that are way over the suggested sizes.

Let it go fella
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# But that's the mods' fault
Not ours.

Similarly, it's their problem. Not ours.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ^this. mind you, it was high time I donated again, anyway
/back to the snail.

could the legs not be removed/wings taken down to suit.

we're all of a hive mind here
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ^
I did too!

Nobody will notice surely!!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ^ this :(
It could have been resized

there he has no legs now, but he's the right size

(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# The bees are disappearing!
*awaits imminent Dalek invasion*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# fuck daleks
if the bees go the human race dies out in about 3 years due to the mass decrease in pollination of plants.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Depends how quickly and effectively we switch to self pollinating plants, surely.
And plants pollinated by other insects.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Please Rob, we all want it back.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Resized is good.
No legs = in flight.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *rants and raves*
Can Prodge not just resize it, he said he can.
*begs*

Edit: Alternatively Furtive would be a excellent replacement. :P
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *starts Facebook group*
BRING BACK PRODG'S BEE!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *joins*
Actually can you link it first?
Hahaha
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *wants*
:D
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Colony Collapse Disorder?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ah fuck, now i'm torn between the duck and the nuke, the nuke is better, so i think more people will have it. :/
such a tough decision *rubs chin*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# The duck is by far the best.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# The Ghost is my icon of choice (although by next week, I'll probably have my beloved space invader back :P)
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'm gonna get confused with everyone changing icons. Personally, I'm sticking with my floppy.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you can get pills for that, you know
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *waggles*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Pfft
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# FP FAIL!
/edit: FP UNFAIL!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# sorry, yes, this is the third I've seen
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# my fp was only at the top for 3 hours :(
:'(
:'(
:'(
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# count yourself lucky
I had one bumped near the bottom about half an hour after it went on the fp!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Count yourself lucky
I'm too shit for the front page.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# So am I
Only about 3 of mine have been up to scratch imo
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Pffffffttt!
*Breathes*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Can i slip this in here?
Phee Rhoast.

(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Bit of credit
Where its due please. There is bin dun and 8 hours of bin done... and this gets the front page where mine didn't????
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# B3tamaxed.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I liked your pic
Here, have some credit.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
# It's a fucking travesty!
Fucking awful. Fuck Rob and his whole family!
You're so right.

(Also, maybe the magic donkey didn't see yours but saw this one. Front paging isn't so much an award, it's more of a "Ooh, this is good, everybody needs to see this")
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *plays worlds tiniest violin*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)