Oh.... oh no. NO NO NO *hides behind JPG*

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's ok, honey
I'll save you from the *looks at picture again*

JEEZUS H FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!

*picks up the Cap'n and runs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

IT'S GAINING ON US!
You can run quicker without me!
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

I never leave anyone behind...
:D

*picks up the pace*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

HANG ON, run past that market stall
*pelts thing with kumquats*
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ahh - the old soft fruit gambit...
Good ploy, Cap.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

It's not working!
*changes to potatoes*
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

Guns. Lots of Guns.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Gnus. Lots of Gnus.
You'll have to imagine an animation here, I'm pathetic.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

*tries to imagine*
*fails*

Still, I suppose no Gnus is good Gnus.
( chenobble is actually photoshopped, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

oh dear....
*ouch*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

spang spang spang spang spang

( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Oh that's awful/awesome.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

:D

( chenobble is actually photoshopped, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

*picks up Hale
He was always the funny one
( Ann Bumpzedazey Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

*outruns both
*trips both over to ensure personal escape

Sorrrryyyyy!
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Fucking charming

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

hehehe
*catches with outstretched zimmer frame leg*

Gotcha!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and would you tell her not to talk as if I died, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Gaaaah!

( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)