Another one I did ages ago
Remember back in 2004, there was all that kerfuffle when Janet Jackson accidentally flashed one of her tits at the Superbowl half-time show? In 2005, the organisers wanted to avoid such controversy by hiring a very uncontroversial singer such as Paul McCartney for the half-time show. However, things took an unexpected turn when they realised he had a 'mutation'.

NSFW
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

oh now you're in for it

( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

isn't that
what you're supposed to do for nsfw pictures?
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

yes,
but he has posted 3 threads in very quick succession. best to put them all in one thread to keep people happy.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

pssst, just a heads up.
If you've got several, put 'em all in the same thread. It'll save you being ripped a new one in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Don't worry
that's my last for this compo.
( mistaspakkaman caught a disease, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

thunderbirds are GO!!!
dun dun dun dun dun dun.
( god save the queen edjogs found me a garden birds poster, W Y H!!!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

What?
80's chocolate bar?
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

*Harmonicas*

( Mstandot, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

54321

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

Didn't take long to find...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5iuY5RZ1w
( Mstandot, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

no I meant 12345:P

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Also NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/lovesexy.jpg
( XLVII wants to crap in his bosses handbag, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Needs more colour matching

( Rev. Cleo needs a bookshelf., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

He doesn't get 'em out much
:)
( XLVII wants to crap in his bosses handbag, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Pffft.
Good perspective match though.
( Rev. Cleo needs a bookshelf., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

It was hell trying to find that pair.....
:P
( XLVII wants to crap in his bosses handbag, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

"Tits, tits everywhere, and not a bit for wank."

( Rev. Cleo needs a bookshelf., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

What kind of colour matching algorithm are you using?
/ac
( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

I think on that I just changed the brightness
it was just a Q&D for the Prince compo.
( XLVII wants to crap in his bosses handbag, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Carefull........
its a well known fact that Prince browses the b3ta images, and he likes to sue when he finds pictures of himself....
( turb0t, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

sue wank
( Supergyrations doesn't know what Snarn or Crand is, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

my right tit is better than paul mccartney! HURRAH
so's my left one.
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Your tits can write music?
Laudable.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

haha i just clicked "i like this"
pft. and yes they can.
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

I think I am beginning to like your tits.
Can I get their number?

(Don't just say 1 and 2)
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

but the only problem with that is..they come with me attached

( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

And I must say,
no-one wants that ;)

Well apart from me but I'm mental ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

exactly. noone wants me except mantal types!
and even some of them don't want me

OH FUCKING WOE IS ME
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:07, archived)

I want you :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

why?
you really are mental.
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

*No Im not!*
Here is a video of me to prove it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbiYRAid1s&feature=related
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Yes but you're moist and supple and succulent and lovely and divine.
In fact there could be a serious trouser engoring problem just having you and your breasts in the same room at the same time.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

but me and my tits are always in the same room.
unless i stand in the doorway and lean forward a bit.
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

"We were thinking of doing up the spare room."
"No, a womb."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

haha.
you still up for getting hitched?
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

Of course.
But only if you rub my shoulders occasionally when I am stressed out.

And let me sleep with men.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

aww i'd love nothing more than to rub your shoulders.
and you can sleep with men if i can as well.
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Only if they are young nubile men.
Also no-one has ever omitted that they would like to rub my shoulders, this turn of events worries and arouses me.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

worries you? oh bugger :(

( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

It is rather.
Who would want to rub my shoulders?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

I'm pretty sure they'd make me sing!

( Mstandot, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

What, at gunpoint?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

I was thinking more at nipple point.

( Mstandot, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

After getting his new album free with the mail
I can say it wouldn't take much to beat him these days.
( XLVII wants to crap in his bosses handbag, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

Seriously,
could you just fuck off now?

I have tried being nice to you, but now youre just acting like an utter cunt.

My apologies for my language to anyone other than the poster who I may offend.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

YOU FUCKING CALL THAT FUCKING BAD LANGUAGE YOU FUCKING CUNTY FLAP BADGERY TWAT FACED FUCKWIT?
THATS NOTHING..GET A LOAD OF THIS...


POO! WILLY! BUM!
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

Oi Dolly!
Get the fucking polaroid you cunt!

And do you know what?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

you kicked her in the cunt?

( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

I fucking kicked her in the cunt for half a fucking hour and
I told her to get a fucking Polaroid of that!

And do you know what?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

For fuck's sake
how the fuck would anybody on this fucking board be fucking offended by the word 'fuck' given all the fucking uses of fuck that get fucking used regularly here in Fuckville?

Now, the word 'cunt'...well THAT'S another matter.

/stomps off offended.
( HairyTwatter and the wild sorority girls of the planet Playtex, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

See that big thing marked door?
I'm just going to invoke the way of the puppies by doing this...

...
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

Are all your replies gonna contain Big Train vidage?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

Cany you think of anything better?
huh?
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

Yes,
Jam was better ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

What's the shiny background?
goatse?
( Rev. Cleo needs a bookshelf., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Grassland-Samurai-58067210
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

Oooh.
I'm sure I've seen you post that without the background.
( Rev. Cleo needs a bookshelf., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

Haha, I normally don't go in for "FAIL" animations
but this is always a pleasure to see.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

lo cuntalorum!
not sure how to woo a fail ;)
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

Hahaha!
I would vote for "lo cuntalorum".
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

Your gif is not vista friendly.

(thomasbrowntb repeats the Gremlins theme tune in cinemas, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

BAND ON THE RUN...
His music is shite [Y]
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)