but you must admit
It is good advice
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

indeed.
here's some more: never lick a beehive
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Oh very good
how about a goose can break your arm so keep away from geese.
do you know anyone this has ever happened to?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

no
althought i was once chased around lake windemere by a goose. fucked if i was giving it my wafer!
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

a geese once bit my sister

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

My bro once had his wrist broken by a Swan....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

really?
or is this the set-up for a pun?
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

No, not at all.
He stumbled a bit too close to a nest I believe and the mother attacked him :) Broke his wrist innit :)

Have a pic of the loveliest swan I have ever met in my life :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics114.jpg

She let me sit right next to her in the Marina in Lausanne and she was lovely :D But then again, I would be pretty damn calm and happy if I lived here :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics119.jpg
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

that's a stunning pic.
i just have an inherent dislike of the french, having met many of them, but never a nice one.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The Swiss are actually awesome!
I thought they would be very French like, but theyre not. They are really unique! They seem to have taken on all the best characteristics of the French, Germans, Italians and Swiss naturals. It is officially my favourite place in the world now!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

i may have to visit there one day
but first, i must learn to drive(yeah, right!) and do the nurburgring in a bugatti veyron or, failing that, a lamborghini diabolo
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!
You are Jeremy Clarkson ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:05, archived)