Little Richard? Never heard of him...


previously

( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Christ O' Blimey O_O
kill it with wallpaper
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

*hides behind sofa*
tell me when it's gone!
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

It's gone
may contain lies
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

*emerges*
GAH!
*re-hides and plots revenge*
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Gotcha!
No really it's gone this time
Pffft
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Sweet gibbering Jesus
take it away!!!

On second thoughts no -

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

sweet shuddering fuck!

( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Jesus, is that a Little Richards plastic doll head?
Freaky looking stuff.
(Paper 'n Pencil, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Amy winehouse over done it on the sun bed?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Explosion in a chocolate-fondue factory

(Paper 'n Pencil, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

never rim when your partners had a ruby!

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
that's just nasty.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

but you must admit
It is good advice
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

indeed.
here's some more: never lick a beehive
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Oh very good
how about a goose can break your arm so keep away from geese.
do you know anyone this has ever happened to?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

no
althought i was once chased around lake windemere by a goose. fucked if i was giving it my wafer!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

a geese once bit my sister

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

My bro once had his wrist broken by a Swan....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

really?
or is this the set-up for a pun?
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

No, not at all.
He stumbled a bit too close to a nest I believe and the mother attacked him :) Broke his wrist innit :)

Have a pic of the loveliest swan I have ever met in my life :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics114.jpg

She let me sit right next to her in the Marina in Lausanne and she was lovely :D But then again, I would be pretty damn calm and happy if I lived here :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics119.jpg
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

that's a stunning pic.
i just have an inherent dislike of the french, having met many of them, but never a nice one.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The Swiss are actually awesome!
I thought they would be very French like, but theyre not. They are really unique! They seem to have taken on all the best characteristics of the French, Germans, Italians and Swiss naturals. It is officially my favourite place in the world now!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

i may have to visit there one day
but first, i must learn to drive(yeah, right!) and do the nurburgring in a bugatti veyron or, failing that, a lamborghini diabolo
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!
You are Jeremy Clarkson ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

It is indeed!
I thought it would make a good mask for this unknown and definitely not litigious subject in the source picture.
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

*websherrifs*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

fiery hammers, quick!

( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Jesus O'Malley!
Also, has someone recently posted a randomburn cd to me? If so, I'm gonna kick you in the knackers and if you are a girl, I will punch you in the ovaries!

Fucking Royal Mail!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

this be wrong

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

Hahahaa
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/dolphin.gif

Couldn't find the optimised version anywhere.

:(
( XLVII wants to crap in his bosses handbag, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

I love that :)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, archived)