Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha, don't cha

(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

TEEFS!

( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

slow down there, Trigger

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

hell, no!
welcome, new person. there's no need to post everything at once, relax and take your time.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

ok, I'm kicking back now.......
hey, now worries - I only had two for this morning anyway :)
(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

you'll find you get more response
from less frequent posting. your pics are very good, though.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

shopped pics only please
Mornin Mrs Monkey
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

morning, mr. strokes
how goes it?
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

"it" goes well occasionally
When "it" gets the chance.

Tidies the house for mumsie yet?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

nope.
she be in spain this week. i'm going to tidy round a bit later, it doesn't need much doing.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

Bloody mumsie!
Could have taken you with her!
I hope she plans to buy you a big prezzie
and some vodka
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

she's taken 2 of my nieces with her. and my dad, of course.
they don't bother with presents any more, they go far too often for that. she did promise to pick me up a new pair of rubber spiked earrings, though.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

can't you get her to buy rubber spiked underwear?
You get more use out of it?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

nah
i don't want to get mistaken for rik mayall
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

Why wouldnt you want to be mistaken for
Flashheart?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

I'VE GOT A PLAN AND IT'S AS HOT AS MY PANTS!
AHAHAHA!

flasheart is great, but mayall is getting old and doughy now.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

You are a vicious liar!
Him and Ade will be forever young!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Argh! Kill them!
Top shoppage!
( Evilscary New webcomic @ www.infovore.co.uk/comic, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

hey paddy
welcome! make sure you know the faq off by heart, lest you be bummed by a nazi.
(k3b/-\b now wearing the giant hat of cleverness, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Heh, re-reading it now.
....and again......and again....and again....
(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

*pats*
good noob!
hahaha, you'll fit in fine. Nice piccies too, btw.
(k3b/-\b now wearing the giant hat of cleverness, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:34, archived)