Wasn't going to pearoast this for the second time in a fortnight
but it fits the challenge. Sort of.

(eXOBeX was in your bed, banging your 17-year-old daughter, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

OH GOD
KILL IT WITH KNIEVS
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Hello you.
On Saturday I'm going to the haberdashers. Well, and Primark and Lush, but that's not important.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

:D:D
You know something? I fucking love you.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

I should bally well hope so.
*hug*
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

Oh what the fuck.
Rosie O'Donnell got a makeover?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

Hello m'am
did you see my icky post earlier?

I waz prouds, it's on popular, but no fp.

I don't think i'll ever get a fucking fp :-(
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

I'm not sure, your honour.
Care to share?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

heh, well, we were chatting about clots earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/8383458
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Clicked.
Right, I'm off, I've got to be talked at for a bit. Bye all x
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

cheers
wasn't fishing! nn
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

hahaha.

( plentyofants, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

hahaha
oh my that's clever.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

someone beat me to it with a bear though

( plentyofants, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

hahahaha
tis is really woo...have a click!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

OK, I'll admit that there is a limit to the number of people who will get this. Fuck it, made me laugh when I made it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

Haha christ
That needs killing. Right now.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

don't pea in new threads k
it makes kittins sad
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:32, archived)