my daughter is at the Paint Shop Pro again
after a little bit of preparation it is now ready for teh compo.

She's 11 by the way so no absolute rudeness please... I'd like her to be able to see comments on her work.


( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

Argh!
and woo, lovely animation if extremely scary!
( in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

I did a little bit of "technical consultancy" for the animation
but you can bet this time next year she'll be flying solo.

Your girls' lego films were full of ROFL as well, maybe we have the future of British Cinema in our respective houses right now :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

That would be great :)

( in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Under two weeks left!
Sadly we can't use our own music at the pub though:(
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

if I brought along a very modest 'lounge background music' system, could we?
budget surround sound system for tiny PCs , a subwoofer the size of a biscuit tin...? I'm giving it to Kenny and Jessie for their Derby bash anyway... it has a 3.5mm jack input so anyone with an MP3 player or discman can power it, then all we need is 240 volts... ask o'Neills?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

They say they can't as they have no entertainment licence.
Something I happen to know casot 106 squid a year!

EDIT: I have just done some digging and the very fact that theyplay music in the pub demands they need an entertainment licence.
Plus I know one of the barmaids so I'll see what we can do.
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

I will pay them the £2.05 it costs for tha tweekend if they're soo uptight :-)
what if we only play original music of our own devisings? I have at least 15 minutes of crap

oh p.s. it's not just 15 minutes of crap sounds. well it is. but not sounds of Craps.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

I'll talk to them later.
I've got a 12 and 6 string that I'm sure we can put to good use at the barbie.
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

surely if they want 86 extra people (well perhaps 85 if you're a regular)
at your venue they can work out the bloody financial advantage.

Also, we will complain about their lack of entertainment licence which will cost them far more dearly in the long run.

I am a freelance journalist (well, I used to be) so we don't want to have to complain about having the entertainment facilities curtailed.

sock it to 'em, tin-tin

EDIT and I look forwards to seeing the world's first 18-string player at teh barbie :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

You want to check out Antonio Forcione
I worked with him about 8 years ago and he played a 42 string live:P Plus he used the body for full percussion:P

EDIT: Sorry my mistake. I did the maths and it was 50 string; it comprised of a 6 string, a 12 string and a Greek uze. Yes he did play them togeather:P

I would let you play with my baby but it was stolen a while back (Martin 00016GTE)
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

Surely you wouldn't need an entertainments licence for that Yourallgay track anyway.
As it's not commercial music and thus you don't need any royalty public playing based licence.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

It's not to do with the copywrite or the commercial value
It's a way that the council take an integral part of a situation and hold it to random.
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

I want my integral part held to random!
Hahahaha
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

Boo!

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Eek!

( in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Moo!

( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

ITS THE QUEEN!
ARGH!
( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahah, lovely stuff!
:D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

RARRRR!
Nice work.
( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

if she had a cap
I'm sure she would doff it. Or Duff it, I'm not sure with street lingo these days.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

I think you'll find
that she would "diss" her "hoodie".
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

haha

( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

i'll get the mop

( SkUG has 47802 disco lights installed in his forehead, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

Definately "doff".

( We are the lemon IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

crikey. fearsome work
have some more queenly fun in return

click for bigger
( plentyofants, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

ok, you win at lamps

( plentyofants, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

sorry the pointing finger of shame
i had to do this


(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Is that pasanonic?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/updates/, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

i love this

( god save the queen edjogs found me a garden birds poster, W Y H!!!, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

woo!
Fine liquefying.

I want a baby, and i want it to photo shop!

Have a pea:


( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

Excellent!
A fine advertisment there for Crown Paints
( Ptolemy, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

Thats wonderfull! and scary
Im envious of the gif making skills...
(Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

It's quite impressive that so young would know that HRH Liz is Spawn of the Slithith!
*unrudes*
( riverghost this party's over, now get the faq out, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Hahaha
aaaaaaaarg
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

flippin' ace!
Good work there.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is fluff personified, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

Gah!
She's got some mad skillz yo! *jealouses*
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

most creepy and excellent!
*clickage*
( theoriginalsteve ™ - So what's happening? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh......, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

fantastic!
i'd watch it, she'll be making you look amateur in 18 months, tops.
( mutster101 is honour-bound by a sacred trust., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

9 months
I reckon.

With the proper encouragement

(readies My Little Pony crushing machine)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

hahaha!
fantastic! more of this sort of thing!
( Agent Muu in dire need of philanthropy; PLEASE see profile!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

The Queen! The Queen!
Run!
( Letum Spack Monkey, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

Most wonderful.
Definately a chip of the old block.
( Mstandot, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

thankee sir
now I just need to force feed her
fawlty towers The Goons Blackadder The Young Ones jack Dee Dylan Moran Black Books Fmaily Guy (already partly assimilated) Jackie Chan Jet Li Harry Enfield Kerrang radio 4 Stephen Chow Stephen King Clive Barker and Ben Elton before he bacame pedestrian and middle class. And Bagpuss and all of Dragonball Z.

Then she can do stuff just like her old man.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

it's very nice, she should concentrate on developing a solid exploding style
every animation ends well with one :)
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)