I'l blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes.

( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

Oh to have a cock.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

This one's going spare. You can have it.

( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)

FABULOUS

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

You might want to tie a ribbon round the old oak tree.
Or my penis.
To stop the bleeding.
*faints*
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

*plays with penis and doesn't pay attention at all*

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:16, archived)

Could you re-attach it when you're finished?
/velcro-blog
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

Erm.... I have honey.
I could sew it back on! I've got a carpet needle, it's essentially the same thing...
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

I've had worse.
Away you go!
*bites down on shoe*
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

Right.
Someone volunteer to be nurse.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

*opens a beer*
I'll fuckshin dooohit. *staggers*
( Ttssattsr I DONK YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

Nice one.
Right, you hold this.


No, hold it.


HOLD IT.


For fuck sake, stop giggling.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

Haha! You made a laugh happen.

( Ttssattsr I DONK YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

Bloody hell.
Right, well once you've stopped giggling we can operate.

Oh fuck NO DON'T PISS IN THERE.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)

AHM GOAN FOR THE HIGH SCOOORE.

( Ttssattsr I DONK YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

You're very Scottish when you're drunk.
*gazes*


No, stop it Fae, concentrate.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

*passes out on the floor*

( Ttssattsr I DONK YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:43, archived)

MAKEOVER TIME

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

This is rubbish. I'll do it myself.
*staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple*
*faints*
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

*steals wallet*

( Ttssattsr I DONK YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)

haha
All it contains is all my money and a small piece of paper with my PIN on it. Hahaha...Oh bollocks
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

Oh WOW.
*goes to get fridge magnets*
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

Hehe! I end up clicking half your posts, you know.

( Ttssattsr I DONK YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

:D really?!
Hah, you loon, I'm not funny I'm just odd. Not funny haha, funny perculiar.

So says my mum, anyway. CHEERS MAM.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

THANKS, MOM!
www.lyricstime.com/mr-bungle-stubb-a-dub-lyrics.html
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

Heehee!

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

You're funny and make me smileface.

( Ttssattsr I DONK YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

You have no nurse credentials
You don't even have bumpy thighs.
I WANT A REAL NURSE!
( Bingowings Rubbing up against you on the train on, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

You can borrow my mangina if you like.
Sadly, I remember last night on b3ta.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is putting a donk on it, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

Haha, busteeeed.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:09, archived)

I stayed off alcohol for a week
and hardly posted anything on here. I was sitting on 9979 posts when I cracked open my first beer yesterday, I looked today and saw that I'd made 10080 (including some gratuitous nudity).
( The Hedgehog From Hell is putting a donk on it, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:10, archived)

This is waiting in my friends page,
I haven't dared click on it yet.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

Prepare the mindbleach!

( The Hedgehog From Hell is putting a donk on it, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

i just found THIS on mine
www.b3ta.com/talk/4924756

i don't even read the talk board
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:14, archived)

It wasn't pleasant for me either
believe me :(
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:15, archived)

Fookin' 'ell!

( The Hedgehog From Hell is putting a donk on it, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:16, archived)

well, congratulations anyway
i'd say that's the best way to break your first 10,000... pissed and nude!
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

Hell yeah, that's what I figured anyway.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is putting a donk on it, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:14, archived)