OH GOD SERIOUSLY IS THIS TUESDAY ALL OVER AGAIN
Oversized shitmongering, a filthy repost and a boss-angering thread-deletion. Seriously guys, if you don't know how to use B3ta, stop trying and do something else like knitting, where you're out of our way. Now have a leopard.

EDIT: Now made full size due to less time-restrictive telling off objective completion!


( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:38, archived)

\o/
I have to wait until payday to get some 'pard material, then I am going to endeavour to make him.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

*high fives*
you're lovely :)
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

also, cr3 suggested the idea of a hoodie
with awesome-o-pardesque spots all over it. Would you?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

I would wear it
but I'm not making it, that sounds dead hard. I'd do shittily.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:44, archived)

Nah, I'd get it off spreadshirt or summat.
I want one too, black with white spots, to go with these babies.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

I don't think they'd do an all over print, would they?
Warning- buying from hot topic means you'll have to pay duty once it gets here. Or at least, I did for the bits I've bought from them before.

Hmmm, that page isn't loading for me.


Hang on, I'll just grab the thing I want to buy on payday...
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:56, archived)

they're REALLY NICE TROUSERS
that are REALLY NICE. and white, with black bits and a few chains here and there for effect or something.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:59, archived)

:D I think something's getting lost in translation.
This is what I shall be possibly buying on payday, if they haven't sold out by then:

www.modcloth.com/store/Modcloth/Womens/Dresses/Landscapes+Dress
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:02, archived)

Dear christ, it's the rainbow landscape on a dress!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

That's a Good Thing.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

I never said it wasn't.
I was just thinking it vigorously.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)

Excellent turn of phrase.
How's your arse?
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:09, archived)

Awkward and badly fitted.
I've sort of avoided using it and am just sitting uncomfortably instead.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:10, archived)

Hmmm.
Have you pooed?

I really need something else to think about.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)

Not for some considerable length of time.
I've been avoiding it understandable.

Also my Desktop PC just broke AGAIN.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

I am worried.
Not that you care.

My desktop is good for nothing but graphics now.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

Don't worry, I can always buy a new PC.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

Phew, that's a relief.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

Indeed.
*shits out lung*

It's good I'm not going to the bash really, with the state my body is usually in I wouldn't be surprised if it went into a Chernobyl meltdown.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

GO TO THE FUCKING BASH.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)

Never!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

You should come, though.
Hmph.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

I 'should', especially as it's my 21st the week after and that would be the closest I'd get to merriment.
But shouldn't because I don't drink and don't really do fun anymore. Plus I wouldn't be able to get away with being mysterious anymore.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

You should come to the October Derby bash instead.
Like all the cool kids.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

I think if I passed north of Watford I would lose my credibility as a southener.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

Fuck being mysterious.
Seriously, bollocks to it.

And you don't *have* to drink, you can just feel superior to those who do.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

It's more the fact the only memories/experience of any kind of social drinking type gathering involved me standing around wishing I was dead for several hours.
And that was back when I was still quite jolly!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

If you'd be willing to be broken
it'd be easier.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

I have very little idea what that means.
But nonetheless I shall never be broken, whatever it means.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

See?

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

Not really.
But I'll still destroy you for it.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

It'll just be a load of teenage girls.

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

Here's hoping.
What will?
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:21, archived)

That's a Good Thing.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

Hush yourself, my internet's being a cockend

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)

I'M FUN.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:14, archived)

FUN LIKE A FOX

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)

I'LL FOX YOU.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:20, archived)

I'LL BRAVO UNIFORM MIKE YOU.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

That's a Good Thing.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

That's a Good Thing?

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:15, archived)

I'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD THING.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)

oh hoorah!

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

What a pretty dress!

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:16, archived)

I thought so too!

( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:17, archived)

HORRID.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:04, archived)

Sorry, no.
AWESOME.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)

FIGHT YOU.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)

liked it
because i like 'Toxic'
it's just good.
(Ginger Slut Monkey has once again made a disgrace of himself on, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

It's bearable to the extreme ^_^

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:41, archived)

there is an awesome ukulele version on youtube

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

I have heard it
and ejaculated.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxxTph7ibU
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:58, archived)

well done that man!

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:59, archived)

i like the original
and she's really sexy in the video.

facts are facts.

i'm very unfashionable
(Ginger Slut Monkey has once again made a disgrace of himself on, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:48, archived)

Actually
I deleted it myself if that makes a difference..?
(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

yup
unfortunately, that's really really frowned upon by a lot of people here, because they've taken the trouble to reply and then suddenly their efforts are wasted. It's generally one of the worst things you can do. So you know :)

The reason you had to wait a week, by the way, was so you could see people FAILING IN ACTION thus preventing yourself from doing it when the time comes. But no matter, you know now :)

The thing you should've done was just take the image down and put a link to it instead, so people with bosses lurking around can choose not to click the link and those with a liking for boobs on the internet can choose to click :)
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)

I normally don't give a fuck about thread deletions
but I was looking for my reply so I could add a relevant picture to it. It doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things, but it does annoy people sometimes.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

Ah fuck it, I'll stick it here then.
It doesn't make much sense now, but I was going to stick it in a thread discussing how inane the BBC news website is.

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:54, archived)

I saw this first time round
and campaigned for it to be 280px'd, but APPARENTLY it was an injoke and still is and it's not like I'm crying or anything truth is I'm proud of you.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:56, archived)

I did 280 it!
Didn't make a damn bit of difference, but thanks anyway.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:57, archived)

Hahahaha!
!e
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:57, archived)

Ya see....
.... in my head I was thinking its Saturday and not many people are at work anyway. On reflection I realise people could have seen it on work on Monday so my bad there.

Then again, they ARE made of plastic, u can actually see the seams, I don't believe any of the 3 puppies are actually real, so I guess TECHNICALLY they ain't even boobies :)

God shall judge me accordingly.
(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:55, archived)

Or people who work on saturday's bosses :P
...they DO exist you know :P
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:57, archived)

Personally,
I think that if you're looking at b3ta at work then you deserve to get sacked anyway because you're obviously fucking idle. Still, rules is rules.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:00, archived)

I got my NHS IT regulations stuff today to sign.
It's about 50 pages long. Ridiculous.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:03, archived)

Haahahahahahahaaha!
"NHS I.T."
Hahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahaahahahaahahahaa.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

I see their reputation precedes them.
All I know is I'm going to have a good few hours of 'reading' before I'm entrusted with an e-mail address.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)

Are you getting an nhs.net address?
Good luck. I was promised one about a year ago.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:09, archived)

I think it'll be an @sth.nhs.uk.
I start at the hospital in about 2 weeks, I don't fancy my chances of everything being ready when I arrive.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

yeah
just sign on the brew and we can do this all day

(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

Heh, nice one!

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:15, archived)

YAY for said 'Pard!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:41, archived)

Yaaaay!

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:44, archived)

I want to get awesomeopard sydicated to national newspapers
SO HARD.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

It's already 300% better than ALL syndicated comic strips in newspapers.
All you need to do now is fuck somebody influential.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't be arsed with his tablet, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:48, archived)

*looks around*
*tightens jeans*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:51, archived)

Wouldn't that mean you'd start having to write actual jokes into them though?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

What the fuck are 'actual jokes'?

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)

Jokes which deal with the concept of reality and existentialism.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

With WHAT and WHAT?

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

With SALT and VINEGAR!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

ARXUMoPARD.
HURRYAY.
( Ttssattsr I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 17 May 2008, 19:04, archived)

I love Awesome-o-Pard.
So very much. ^_^
( Killerkitti Limb by limb and tooth by tooth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)