Maybe you're looking for one of these

( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

WAy HAY double fail
Image size far too big!




Two fucking years and you haven't fucking learnt. Happy birthday. Fuck off and join the talkboard!
( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

We don't want the cunt either.

(King Baby Duck kcuD ybaB gniK, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:55, archived)

Sorry
Well there's always suicide then.
( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:58, archived)

That's a better option than talk board.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:58, archived)

So is a tonsillectomy via the anus!

( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

NOB
If it was smaller you wouldn't see the sign

YOU FUCK OFF... NOB
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:59, archived)

I LIKE YOU.
LET'S BE FRIENDS.
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL!
Obviously such an easy concept of image size is beyond 2 years of comprehension.
A file should be under 50k.
Secondly, you fucking gimptard, you'd probably have learnt if you had more intellect than the corpse of George W Bush after a lobotomy that this is a site for image malipulation not a site for posting pictures you and your little school friends found.
Now do go fuck your mummy as I can't be arsed to do it this week.



NEXT!
( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:05, archived)

geeky sad twat
OOOOh clever cunt aren't you.
5 years 8 mths 35727 posts and only one front page.
Sad Twat!
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:08, archived)

come come now
let's settle down a tad
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:10, archived)

So basically you're saying
3 years 8 months, 35647 post and one front page more than you?

Does mummy or your carer know you've got onto the internet again?
Would you like me to insult you slower with easier words so the little proddy stick attached to your head doesn't have to work so hard?
( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:13, archived)

I don't know how people managed without the internet to argue on.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:14, archived)

they just went out into the streets and argued about mud

( Shada is making a post on the internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:15, archived)

Is this still an option?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:17, archived)

Semaphore

( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:15, archived)

"Let's agree to disagree"
Is how the crusades famously ended.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:17, archived)

No I'm sure you're thinking of
Kramer Verses Kramer.
( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:19, archived)

proddy stick
*chortle*
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:15, archived)

It's called a "head dobber", you fucking imbecile!
;)
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:20, archived)

*proddyproddy* *proddyproddy*
Muuuum I've lost my proddy stick!
No dear, no you haven't
:D
( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

imbecile
*chortle*

easily amused by words
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

from the FAQ:
Don't:
* Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
* Be boring


STOP BREAKING THE LAW, BOTH OF YOU. STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW.
( Shada is making a post on the internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:10, archived)

word is born

(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:12, archived)

I bit off his mum's cock!

( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:16, archived)

Are you my mummy?
You can do it in less than 10K

You can use this if you want.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:10, archived)

*squints*
;)
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:14, archived)

He can do it in less the 10 IQ!

( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:14, archived)

than
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:17, archived)

^this with chips and than sauce!

( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:20, archived)

you're just being extra horrible
to make yourself feel big.

thats being a prick, that is.
(Ginger Slut Monkey has once again made a disgrace of himself on, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

53 years
I've been on this planet and I've come across this sort before.
They have this inferiority complex and deep down they know that they really are a worthless shit.
So to make themselves feel good & big they pretend to be big members of an elite club and slag everybody else at any opportumity.
I can see a NOB HEAD from a mile away.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

And that's how Gallileo invented the magnifying mirror

( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

It must be quite long then!

( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

No I had a go at someone for acting like a troll
They started going off at one. But being a noob you wouldn't know what goes on her.
( riverghost has been visited by the hangover fairy, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:43, archived)