ahhhhahhhahhah sweet!
 
my favourite bit would be when the puck goes flying off into the audience
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 8:24, archived)

hitting someone in the eye with its perfectly right-angled corner

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 14 May 2008, 8:25, archived)

or smashing cliff richard in the face as it starts to rain
saving anyone any anguish.
( Tom0 Humpty Dumpty Numpty, Wed 14 May 2008, 8:39, archived)