at least this way a brit stands a cat in hells chance.
good morning mr toast and the /board
( god save the queen 2,000 morris dancers and a kid with a blade, Wed 14 May 2008, 8:22, archived)

Even against the Japaneses?

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Like a Microfiche out of Waterstones...., Wed 14 May 2008, 8:56, archived)