With thanks to Bela Lugosi's Dad...

( Barbarossa Leave the Nazi Raccoons alone!, Mon 12 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

*clicks*
class
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Mon 12 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

Which one's Captain Sensible?
that's rate freaky like.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 12 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

man that's scary.

(The Alchemist keep your head down pal, there's trouble plenty, Mon 12 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

this is rather disturbing
I think I am about to put myself to sleep
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 12 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

*rohypnols*
*YMCAs all over yo ass*
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Mon 12 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

I've run out of baby wipes

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

*mops up with Village People indian feathers*

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Mon 12 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

sometimes I like to take rohypnol before I go out on a Friday night
and then just see where the fun takes me.
(Prof UnderCover the main course at a banquet in my honor, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

*Catches the next train to Poppleton on the Chutney*
*awaits Friday whilst rubbing thighs*
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Mon 12 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

yay - that is wonderstuff!
... I've alwyas thought thatthe village people must come from a very strange village...
(Prof UnderCover the main course at a banquet in my honor, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

there's no farmer
no drunk, no mad pensioner directing traffic from the side of the road... I suppose there isn't a postman, which is realistic.
(Prof UnderCover the main course at a banquet in my honor, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

I mean
electrician I can kind of see... traffic cop, okay, perhaps it's a busy village which needs a bypass... gay biker... some of them might live in rural areas... sailor, on shore leave? in a rural idyl? Well - again - I'd expect them to be more common in an urban setting, but, okay - perhaps he's home to surprise his mum or wife or something. Cowboy? No - I've yet to be in a village with a cowboy in it. Indian Cheif? No - again - not in any village I've frequented. My main point is, some of these, perhaps, could conceivably be found in a village, perhaps even a couple of them in the same village, but all of them? I find that hard to believe; and calling yourself the Village People as if you are representative of people commonly found in villages is one step too far.
(Prof UnderCover the main course at a banquet in my honor, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

^Observational text based hilarity?
fuck off.
(Prof UnderCover the main course at a banquet in my honor, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

well I liked it

( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

:)

(Prof UnderCover the main course at a banquet in my honor, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

alright,
less of that sort of thing Roy Chubby Brown
(Prof UnderCover the main course at a banquet in my honor, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

may god have mercy on us all
if this ever happened.
(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Mon 12 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

It's fun to stay at the El-Oh-OO-Ease!

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

C L I C K !!!!!
If i owned a hat - i would tip it in your direction
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO before i follow through, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

*watches*
*fears*
( Joliet B33!, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Pfffft
*click*
( XLVII 's just removed the cement from his eyes, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Haha
Very good
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

YES!
^^This :D
(Bela Lugosi's Dad best before, Mon 12 May 2008, 15:27, archived)