Lao Wu+Goatse


Laotse.

Yes, this is a valid compo post :^P
(Monocromatico is the future!, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:33, archived)

Yes yes, very well,
but goatse am not musick. It just sick.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:34, archived)

I have a video
where a (not "the") Goatse man... "sings" in his own particular way.
(Monocromatico is the future!, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:40, archived)

tenuous,
but it'll do.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:46, archived)

Perhaps a little previous, but 100 POSTS YEAH!

( Bela Lugosi's Dad questions/imagechallenge/post338620, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:48, archived)

blimey!
Careful you don't turn into ClanSoul.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:50, archived)

Christ
I'm 33 :(
( Bela Lugosi's Dad questions/imagechallenge/post338620, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:52, archived)

HAHAHA
best response ever.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:53, archived)

as in more than twice clansoul's age
I think teens should be kicked off the web. It's too dangerous for them.

(also older than 15)
(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:04, archived)

well that makes his romantic preoccupation with killer kitti less interesting
*goes back to profiling pasanonic as a serial killer*
( hanke holy shit: Ertha Kit, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:14, archived)

I didn't realise stalking counted as "romantic"

( MrPineapple GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE., Sat 10 May 2008, 7:18, archived)

What do you mean stalking isn't romantic?
You mean I've been doing it wrong for ages?
(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:23, archived)

Well, it's kinda hard to stalk a horse.

( MrPineapple GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE., Sat 10 May 2008, 7:29, archived)

I'm not stalking a horse....



_{Even though some people think she looks like one}
(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:33, archived)

I was thinking of a way to profile you
but then I saw the picture of you in your profile and promptly gave up
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:18, archived)

It's true
I am the archetypical sex machine, it's no big mystery
( hanke holy shit: Ertha Kit, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:19, archived)

For the love of god.
Please tell me you use the liquify tool on that smile.
( MrPineapple GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE., Sat 10 May 2008, 7:30, archived)

I'm lucky I know how to optimise in Photoshop

( hanke holy shit: Ertha Kit, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:33, archived)

crikey!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:22, archived)

I think I might be her new interest.
She's acting all... well... interested.

Being a teenager on the internet's ace.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:28, archived)

Internet romances just don't work

(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:35, archived)

Mine did,
for five months.

Turned out he was a girl.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:36, archived)

It was like a reversal of
finding out a hot chick on the internet is a paedo.

I was both surprised and aroused.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:37, archived)

yup,
surprised and aroused.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:37, archived)

pics or it didn't happen

(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:50, archived)

SURPRISED

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

AROUSED

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

SURPROUSED

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:17, archived)

I've know that for 35 years

( hanke holy shit: Ertha Kit, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:39, archived)

We have no romance!
Any more...:P
( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:12, archived)

the police + millions of dead cops = millions of dead police.

( postbear is broken, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:56, archived)

or, if you want to do it better,
POLICECOPS

*sings policecops theme music, which I am making up as I go along but SHUT UP THIS IS MY DREAM*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:29, archived)