No, no, no... (etc. etc)

( Chadder has a beagle, but her name's not "Smeagle", Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

*ker-leeeeeks*
bloody amazing
( Deck Swabbin' Droog is too piratey for crows, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

I concur
They tried to make me go to preschool...
( Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Shake her! Shake her now before she grows up and infects the media!

( Evilscary Hates his job 9000%, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Too much effort
Just leave the bleach open accidentallyonpurpose
( Mrs Trellis up for a wild wingding at the cyclotron, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

Mmmmm bleach
*Gargles*
( Evilscary Hates his job 9000%, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

too risky, drop something heavy on her and call it an accident

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Leave the stairgate open
And the sockets uncovered. These things soon sort themselves out.
( Mrs Trellis up for a wild wingding at the cyclotron, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

Leave the Stargate open
And the iris uncovered.
( Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Stick her
in the microwave.

^{Absolutely mental, that story. Thanks. I'm here all week.}
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

fucking hell....

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

WOW!
Now that's some hardcore baby murdering!

Yikes
( Evilscary Hates his job 9000%, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

And top story of today is similar
Yeesh
( Mrs Trellis up for a wild wingding at the cyclotron, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

I just found this in my b3tards account


I have no recollection of making it or why.
( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

That
is disturbing.

No wonder you blocked it from your memory.
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

That is a bit well done


woo!
( mediocre so young & so 1337, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

acers!
*clcik*
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

hahaha!
aceness!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Brilliant.
I love the beer focusage. Or lack of it.
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Haha!
excellent.
( Mstandot Boosh!!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

nicely done!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)