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[challenge entry] pimp my phant*

*may not be a pet

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 299 entries (closed)

(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
# yay
rollergirl. She's dirty.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Yet another picture
that refuses to display.

I think I have router problems.
Maybe I should try dial-up.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)
# yeah
dial up your shrink while you are at it ;) ( oh, oh, guess what I thwacked with the TV guide about half hour ago?)
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Did it die
in squirming agony?

Edit : Sorry, Ahem... A crane fly?
/shudders
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Your dick?
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:19, archived)
# no, we
have a special paddle for that. It was Blackmoon's nemesis, a crane fly. He has a bit of a vagina when it comes to crane flies. ;)
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Aha!
 
Which bit?
 
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:24, archived)
# the soft and
girly bit
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:27, archived)
# sneaky pearost....
egad!

woo 2nd time around...
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:32, archived)