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# B3ta blocked by federal facilities in the USA 'cause it's sexual material!
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# *masturbates*
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# Filthy sperminator
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#
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# The Great British Berkoff
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# I've had her
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# Not sure on this one!
Is it Moyes?
Woo
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# Steven Berkoff
POWERBALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPkBEhwiGAg
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# My god is he still alive?
He looks better for it.
Woo!
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#


Water theme this week, or anything.

Edit: to find your broken b3tards posts (and filenames), just alter the profile ID number to your own in this search link:
http://b3ta.com/search/board/5788/pic?q=b3tards
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# (gets ball rolling)
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# :)
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#
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# have Jaws from the sharks P.O.V
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# and have a fogzilla
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# RPS IS SHIT, GIVE IT UP
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# how do you know which images were on b3tards when its not there to check?
and what happened to robtoo?
(, Wed 17 Sep, 14:44, Reply)
# you could...
b3ta search by your user ID and pic?q=b3tards, here's yours:
http://b3ta.com/search/board/46786/pic?q=b3tards
then locate the filename on your computer, if you still have 'em.

Personally I only have to visit my profile page and choose one of the many, many red X's there
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# ah, clever boy
not that I've got the time or energy to do it :(
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#
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# I hope when my time comes to chose and die, I don't think of Cordon
I'd jump off the building before he got to me
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#
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#
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# Where's
"I don't give a shit"?
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# Very much This.
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[challenge entry] " . . . with my extra leg . . . "
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# Fnar fnar
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#
Still relevant :

The Rolf Harris Dirty Songbook (Skip to the 3:10 mark)
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# I always thought he had a boy under there
Seems I wasn't far wrong.
:F
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# Stick a wee cross down on Thosday!
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# hahaha
"See you Jimmy!"
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#
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# Cutting edge saltire, right there
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# I still can't believe this man is the Mayor of London?
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# just wait until he's PM
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# He can also, legally, become President of the USA
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# Wouldn't that just be the greatest?
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# please don't scare me :(
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# it'll happen
people like him, he's like Frank Spencer, Mr Bean, Hugh Grant, a bottle of bleach and a ruthless capitalist machine all rolled in to one.
Isn't that exactly who you want to run your country?
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# Got my vote!
:D
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# You know it's Rob's b3taday today?
He appears to not be in your image sucking giant cocks.
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# Happy B3taday Rob!
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# This will have to do.
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# CAMEL TOE FEVER
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# Nice work Q!
:D
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# haha cheers
Still waiting for a 'Shopped pics only'
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# I have long wondered why he is so popular
As in, he gets elected over and over again
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# Schwarzeneggheads
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# hahaha
I do love seeing their smug grins every time they answer a question.
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# I know, Barry wants a slap!
:D
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# The Smug Meter has barely flickered by comparison...
since C.J. left.

He had a face I could never tire of hitting.
.
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# ^This^
:D
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# Hahaha
Love that face!
Mornings.
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# Ning mate!
:D
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# hahaha, Ning mate
I'm not aware of this Egghead show?
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# Ning mate!
It get rather addictive, they're all smug buggers though :)
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# You only watch it for the Gilfs.
Yes you do.
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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Made up fables - The Tortoise and the Gordon Ramsay (Jabberwoc)
Rename things - based on this bagofdelights.tumblr.com/post/89652612113/classic-childhood-books-from-yesteryear (Monkeon)
Scotland - All things scotch
Weapons of minor destruction - Design guns that do next to no harm

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# 1, please
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# Weapons of minor destruction
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# christ, anything but lazy stereotyping
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# don't forget the xenophobia as well
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# ahaha a kilt!!!!!
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# I was thinking more a celebration
but you're probably right
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# I vote YES
this is the 'scotland having it's own flag and the building up the wall again vote' isn't it?
if it's not, I vote weapons.
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# Scotland does not make interesting subject matter.
Ban this filth
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# so will we build up the wall again? seemed to help last time...
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# F please
Minor destruction
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# 1
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# I'll take a 1, please, God
We've had vaguely similar challenges for B and F.
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# iii
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# 1 plz
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# 1
Even though I don't really understand it.
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# 1 Fables
fo sho
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# 4 votes for 'yawn'.
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# Scotland decides
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# get ooot!


My attempt at a de-scotted flag:
- the 'Green Field' from the Welsh flag (let them keep the dragon, don't want to rob their flag of it's awesomeness)
- the yellow/gold from the Ulster flag
- the red cross from the England flag
- traditional white seperator between the lot

no LOLs here I'm afraid
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# We won't change it. It costs too much.
And that's the most perfect tribute to the lost brethren.
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# I've never understood the "lost brethren" argument.
I mean, there were plenty of people lost under the German Imperial Eagle, but I don't see that used as an objection to the current tricolour.
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# Saint Patrick's Saltire?
We kept the Saint Patrick's Saltire in the flag after the partition of Ireland. Plenty of independent states still use the Union Jack in their flags to indicate their origins as British colonies. There is no reason why shouldn't we keep the St Andrew's Saltire. Also, the Queen will remain head of state in an independent Scotland.
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# interesting factoid on the Queen there
as for the lack of Saltire, just trying a different direction.

Seeing as you seem to know a bit: I've always wondered why the light blue from the St Andrew's Saltire isn't carried across to the Union Jack, which is notably darker, any idea why that is?
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# You're breaking the rules of heraldry
by having or and argent arranged like that. So no tea for you.
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# Or "Och Aye" and "Get tae Falkirk"
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# An old one, but well it has legs.
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# er, don't you mean arms?
Nice kitten, but remember, the orange ones really fuck you up.
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#
Legs are always handy.
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# well, the kitten has legs
oh wait, no
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[challenge entry] Innovations
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# I'm oot.
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#
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# if this was an ikea table what would the name be?
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# Mrs. Ikea Table
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# iTable
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#
Farkin ell mate, firteen farkin carndles. ?

that won't work. Got any 'O's?
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# 13!
I salute you, honoured elder!

(watch out everybody, B3ta is entering it's difficult early-teens stage)


(yeah repost, but didn't realise how slow the board is down there - that was days back)
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# Pfffffft
you said 'entering it's difficult early-teens'
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# call the po-leece!
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# Thanks.
I was young when I first came here!
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# thats what we all say
'cries'
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# Happy candles, old timer.
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# Ta!
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# Well
if nothing else, that is my heating bill sorted this month! You candle maniac.
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# We're going to need a bigger cake.
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# Happy candles to you!
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# Cheers!
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# Lucky thirteen!
I wonder what that is in human years.
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# The average life expectancy is 81.
B3ta died in 2009.

That makes it 98.
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# kinell, that's a lot of candles
many happy carriage returns!
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#




Thanks!
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# Fucking hell, I've never seen so many candles!
User number 13 ffs!
It's true, you'll never leave it seems.
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# Lots of 13s
My lucky day.
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# your old
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# adaptable!!
Happy Candelerinos!
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# Doodle over several post it notes.
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# If you don't love Pedro, we can't be friends :(
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# I am sorry I do not grokk what you are going on about
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# These planets are fucked
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[challenge entry] TO THE FUTURE!!
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# Nice
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# happy thirteen years of your life day!
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# 13!
I salute you, honoured elder!

(watch out everybody, B3ta is entering it's difficult early-teens stage)
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# nice :)
I'm getting a hint of kev o'neill / marshal law about your stuff, which is a good thing :)
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