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# Hes got fiiiiiiiiiiiive kids to feed !!!

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# better.

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# Heheh
Now this I woo.
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# OH GOD SERIOUSLY IS THIS TUESDAY ALL OVER AGAIN
Oversized shitmongering, a filthy repost and a boss-angering thread-deletion. Seriously guys, if you don't know how to use B3ta, stop trying and do something else like knitting, where you're out of our way. Now have a leopard.

(, Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)
# \o/
I have to wait until payday to get some 'pard material, then I am going to endeavour to make him.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:39, Reply)
# *high fives*
you're lovely :)
(, Sat 17 May, 18:40, Reply)
# also, cr3 suggested the idea of a hoodie
with awesome-o-pardesque spots all over it. Would you?
(, Sat 17 May, 18:40, Reply)
# liked it
because i like 'Toxic'
it's just good.
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# It's bearable to the extreme ^_^

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# Actually
I deleted it myself if that makes a difference..?
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# YAY for said 'Pard!

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[challenge entry] Hmm...

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# I remember that concert.

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# Mars attacks

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# No, it was REM.
Someone threw a brain at him after he put on a Tom Jones mask.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:27, Reply)
# I would click "I like this"
but text posts are rarely funny out of context. I'll just say that you made me laugh my drink out of my nose.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:28, Reply)
# I dont remember that one
is there a youtube linky?
(, Sat 17 May, 18:29, Reply)
# His brain looks like some kind of strange cabbage.
For this, and other reasons, woo.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:26, Reply)
# WHY?
just cos
(, Sat 17 May, 18:33, Reply)
# you COCK
that is lettuce
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# Nonetheless,
that pun was a little gem.
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# Hahaha, nice!

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# That's (not) unusual!

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# Y'ALL GAY.

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# haha that is awesome
TJ:
I don't think I can justify a new thread with this but I have reworked my earlier post


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# BOOBEZ.

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# Wrgxyg new pussycat?
Whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh!
Wrgxyg new pussycat?
Whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh!
(, Sat 17 May, 18:33, Reply)
# Fiver says Valin animates so the brain throbs.
Niiiiiice!

(click)
(, Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)
# Suspect?

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# oddly familiar...repost?

(, Sat 17 May, 18:03, Reply)
# Repost?
Yup, didn't know how to post on MAIN board. Accidentally posted it as a reply to someone else's.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:05, Reply)
# If you compo'd it originally you don't need to post it again m8
Close, but no cigar.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:08, Reply)
# Main Board
Ok, so how do I post on the main board then?
(, Sat 17 May, 18:36, Reply)
# WHAAAAAAAAAAT
????????????
(, Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)
# Threadwaste?
You don't *have* to post it in a new thread. That just pushes other people's work off the bottom of the board.

Tut.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:08, Reply)
# But don't delete this thread!
It would be awful.
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# KITTENS WOULD DIE

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# YAY

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[challenge entry] Blood sucker

Anyone seen Bill recently?
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# Doublehair™

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# eeek
that is scary
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# beautiful
just beautiful
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# Modern Dental Laboratory
This needs somebody to do some PS dental work.
Full file here:
i25.tinypic.com/egai2p.jpg


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# Ok...

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# NEAR THE TOP
I'd just like to say to Kingflisher: you are rude and annoying and argh what is this tuesday *fury*
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# Maybe you're looking for one of these

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# WAy HAY double fail
Image size far too big!




Two fucking years and you haven't fucking learnt. Happy birthday. Fuck off and join the talkboard!
(, Sat 17 May, 17:53, Reply)
# We don't want the cunt either.

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# Sorry
Well there's always suicide then.
(, Sat 17 May, 17:58, Reply)
# That's a better option than talk board.

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# So is a tonsillectomy via the anus!

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# NOB
If it was smaller you wouldn't see the sign

YOU FUCK OFF... NOB
(, Sat 17 May, 17:59, Reply)
# I LIKE YOU.
LET'S BE FRIENDS.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:01, Reply)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL!
Obviously such an easy concept of image size is beyond 2 years of comprehension.
A file should be under 50k.
Secondly, you fucking gimptard, you'd probably have learnt if you had more intellect than the corpse of George W Bush after a lobotomy that this is a site for image malipulation not a site for posting pictures you and your little school friends found.
Now do go fuck your mummy as I can't be arsed to do it this week.



NEXT!
(, Sat 17 May, 18:05, Reply)
# geeky sad twat
OOOOh clever cunt aren't you.
5 years 8 mths 35727 posts and only one front page.
Sad Twat!
(, Sat 17 May, 18:08, Reply)
# come come now
let's settle down a tad
(, Sat 17 May, 18:10, Reply)
# So basically you're saying
3 years 8 months, 35647 post and one front page more than you?

Does mummy or your carer know you've got onto the internet again?
Would you like me to insult you slower with easier words so the little proddy stick attached to your head doesn't have to work so hard?
(, Sat 17 May, 18:13, Reply)
# I don't know how people managed without the internet to argue on.

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# they just went out into the streets and argued about mud

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# Is this still an option?

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# Semaphore

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# "Let's agree to disagree"
Is how the crusades famously ended.
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# No I'm sure you're thinking of
Kramer Verses Kramer.
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# proddy stick
*chortle*
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# It's called a "head dobber", you fucking imbecile!
;)
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# *proddyproddy* *proddyproddy*
Muuuum I've lost my proddy stick!
No dear, no you haven't
:D
(, Sat 17 May, 18:22, Reply)
# imbecile
*chortle*

easily amused by words
(, Sat 17 May, 18:23, Reply)
# from the FAQ:
Don't:
* Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
* Be boring


STOP BREAKING THE LAW, BOTH OF YOU. STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:10, Reply)
# word is born

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# I bit off his mum's cock!

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# Are you my mummy?
You can do it in less than 10K

You can use this if you want.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:10, Reply)
# *squints*
;)
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# He can do it in less the 10 IQ!

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#
than
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# ^this with chips and than sauce!

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# you're just being extra horrible
to make yourself feel big.

thats being a prick, that is.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:39, Reply)
# You mean "mental"?

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# Oh.

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#


Ed: Happy b2taday !
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# troll

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[challenge entry] His eyes can read your thoughts. And sometimes shoot lasers.

click to rid yourself of alien parasites.

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# only he can help

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# Gun him down . . . quik !

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# OCO.

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# oco?

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# .oco.uk

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# I should .coco

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# that is rather good
woo yay
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# "2 weeks"

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# Hahaha

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# brilliant
woo

compo it
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# shopped pictures only please
:)
woo!
(, Sat 17 May, 17:13, Reply)
# Get ready for a surprise!
*flashes cunt*
*no-one is surprised*
(, Sat 17 May, 17:18, Reply)
[challenge entry] Haha
Have a dirty pea


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# That would explain her behaviour
:)
On the subject of pop, I notice that The Sun has a page of pics today, which look like they've been lifted from the Extending Album Art challenge.
The only credit is "cheeky internet users".
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# Also

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# hahahahahaha

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# last one, i think

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[challenge entry] Toxic

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# :)
nice one
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[challenge entry] Ooh! A deformed celeb compo. I've done loads of these but here's my favourite.

ThunderBroons are go!
[edit] Does anyone know where I put my lighter?
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# I can't even bring myself to say 'would'.
Woo, nicely done.
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# His mouth sure is purty
*hears distant banjos*
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# He does have good strong cheek bones...

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# You gonna pray for me boy

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# Ta. Here's his predecessor Mongo.

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# Crikey

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# Sloth!

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# Oh aye!
So it is.
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# David Miliband
un-photoshopped?
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# Hey you guys!

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# Someone elses
homepage.ntlworld.com/dr_wadd/chunk.gif
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# Looks punch drunk . . .
is your lighter hot?
(, Sat 17 May, 17:10, Reply)
# I only put the fucking thing down ten minutes ago.
*goes to look*
On top of the cistern, just where I thought it would be.
(, Sat 17 May, 17:15, Reply)
# thats not a shopped picture*
its him without his mask

*it is infact very nice, gets a click from me
(, Sat 17 May, 17:15, Reply)
# That's frightening.
You could always use your cooker or toaster to light up smokeables.
(, Sat 17 May, 17:17, Reply)
# Mmm...smokeables
That conjures up pictures of lovely hash smoke.
Bah.
(, Sat 17 May, 17:22, Reply)
# And now in handy-sized packs for kids

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# Nice.
I've just watched a video about how to grow your own.
I am drooling for some weed at the mo. I've not had any for a year. Would it be stupid to try it, d'ye think?
(, Sat 17 May, 18:07, Reply)
# I honestly don't have a clue
Christ, I barely even drink nowadays.
(, Sat 17 May, 18:34, Reply)
# that is slightly unnerving somehow
top stuff
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# ROBOPAINT

Too many guns??
(, Sat 17 May, 16:37, Reply)
# Needs more guns.
Woo
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# Ta
:)
(, Sat 17 May, 16:56, Reply)
# Needs more cock gun!

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# robocock
ha ha
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# ^^this

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# Paint was designed so this sort of thing could happen.

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# agreed
:)
(, Sat 17 May, 16:55, Reply)
# needs more jpeg artifacts.

(, Sat 17 May, 16:49, Reply)
# NOT ENOUGH.

Ed: Sorry, how rude of me. Woo! to your smashing robot :D
(, Sat 17 May, 16:50, Reply)
# hahaha

(, Sat 17 May, 16:51, Reply)
# Needs more guns.

(, Sat 17 May, 16:52, Reply)
# that's better thanks
:)
(, Sat 17 May, 16:54, Reply)
# Robotoided . . .


Ed: I loved yours so mush . . .
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# TECHNO-TECHNO-TECHNOBOT
ha ha ta
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# A 2D world needs a 2D hero...

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# cor !
gun tasic
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# you can never have too many guns!
excellent work
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# flaps
DSC01231
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# I-bra-heem
I get it.
(, Sat 17 May, 16:04, Reply)
# Is it virulent?

(, Sat 17 May, 16:18, Reply)
# I BRA YOU.

(, Sat 17 May, 16:20, Reply)
# Yes please, salt AND vinegar!

(, Sat 17 May, 16:25, Reply)
# Hahaha! NO VINEGAR!

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# IBRAHEEM'S FISH & CHIPS?
I don't get it.
(, Sat 17 May, 16:04, Reply)
# breem and chips
obviously.
(, Sat 17 May, 16:16, Reply)
# IBRAHEEM'S FISH & CIPS

(, Sat 17 May, 16:16, Reply)
# whats not to get?
*munches a large helping of ibraheem & cips*
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#

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# Win!

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#