Hes got fiiiiiiiiiiiive kids to feed !!!

(Kye90, Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)

better.

( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sat 17 May, 18:39, Reply)

Heheh
Now this I woo.
(Monocromatico believes in death after life, Sat 17 May, 18:41, Reply)

OH GOD SERIOUSLY IS THIS TUESDAY ALL OVER AGAIN
Oversized shitmongering, a filthy repost and a boss-angering thread-deletion. Seriously guys, if you don't know how to use B3ta, stop trying and do something else like knitting, where you're out of our way. Now have a leopard.

( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)

\o/
I have to wait until payday to get some 'pard material, then I am going to endeavour to make him.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Sat 17 May, 18:39, Reply)

*high fives*
you're lovely :)
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sat 17 May, 18:40, Reply)

also, cr3 suggested the idea of a hoodie
with awesome-o-pardesque spots all over it. Would you?
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sat 17 May, 18:40, Reply)

liked it
because i like 'Toxic'
it's just good.
(Ginger Slut Monkey has once again made a disgrace of himself on, Sat 17 May, 18:40, Reply)

It's bearable to the extreme ^_^

( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sat 17 May, 18:41, Reply)

Actually
I deleted it myself if that makes a difference..?
(Kye90, Sat 17 May, 18:40, Reply)

YAY for said 'Pard!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May, 18:41, Reply)

Hmm...

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Sat 17 May, 18:24, Reply)

I remember that concert.

( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 18:25, Reply)

Mars attacks

(epiphany Finally got his first randomburn CD today :), Sat 17 May, 18:26, Reply)

No, it was REM.
Someone threw a brain at him after he put on a Tom Jones mask.
( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 18:27, Reply)

I would click "I like this"
but text posts are rarely funny out of context. I'll just say that you made me laugh my drink out of my nose.
( The Hedgehog From Hell has a mangina, Sat 17 May, 18:28, Reply)

I dont remember that one
is there a youtube linky?
(epiphany Finally got his first randomburn CD today :), Sat 17 May, 18:29, Reply)

His brain looks like some kind of strange cabbage.
For this, and other reasons, woo.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 18:26, Reply)

WHY?
just cos
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:33, Reply)

you COCK
that is lettuce
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:37, Reply)

Nonetheless,
that pun was a little gem.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)

Hahaha, nice!

( The Hedgehog From Hell has a mangina, Sat 17 May, 18:26, Reply)

That's (not) unusual!

(yartek, Sat 17 May, 18:27, Reply)

Y'ALL GAY.

( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Sat 17 May, 18:29, Reply)

haha that is awesome
TJ:
I don't think I can justify a new thread with this but I have reworked my earlier post


(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sat 17 May, 18:29, Reply)

BOOBEZ.

( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Sat 17 May, 18:32, Reply)

Wrgxyg new pussycat?
Whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh!
Wrgxyg new pussycat?
Whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh!
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 18:33, Reply)

Fiver says Valin animates so the brain throbs.
Niiiiiice!

(click)
(colonelboris We need guns. Lots of guns., Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)

Suspect?

( Barseps, Sat 17 May, 18:02, Reply)

oddly familiar...repost?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May, 18:03, Reply)

Repost?
Yup, didn't know how to post on MAIN board. Accidentally posted it as a reply to someone else's.
( Barseps, Sat 17 May, 18:05, Reply)

If you compo'd it originally you don't need to post it again m8
Close, but no cigar.
( Jeccy Got Free DS and XB360, see profile :D, Sat 17 May, 18:08, Reply)

Main Board
Ok, so how do I post on the main board then?
( Barseps, Sat 17 May, 18:36, Reply)

WHAAAAAAAAAAT
????????????
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:38, Reply)

Threadwaste?
You don't *have* to post it in a new thread. That just pushes other people's work off the bottom of the board.

Tut.
(Ghoti Fingers, Sat 17 May, 18:08, Reply)

But don't delete this thread!
It would be awful.
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 18:10, Reply)

KITTENS WOULD DIE

( The Hedgehog From Hell has a mangina, Sat 17 May, 18:21, Reply)

YAY

(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:34, Reply)

Blood sucker

Anyone seen Bill recently?
(jethou1, Sat 17 May, 17:56, Reply)

Doublehair™

( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 17:56, Reply)

eeek
that is scary
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sat 17 May, 18:30, Reply)

beautiful
just beautiful
(Ginger Slut Monkey has once again made a disgrace of himself on, Sat 17 May, 18:32, Reply)

Modern Dental Laboratory
This needs somebody to do some PS dental work.
Full file here:
i25.tinypic.com/egai2p.jpg


(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May, 17:48, Reply)

Ok...

( Weetobix, Sat 17 May, 17:50, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP
I'd just like to say to Kingflisher: you are rude and annoying and argh what is this tuesday *fury*
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sat 17 May, 18:25, Reply)

Maybe you're looking for one of these

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 17:50, Reply)

WAy HAY double fail
Image size far too big!




Two fucking years and you haven't fucking learnt. Happy birthday. Fuck off and join the talkboard!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 17:53, Reply)

We don't want the cunt either.

(King Baby Duck doesn't afraid of anything, Sat 17 May, 17:55, Reply)

Sorry
Well there's always suicide then.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 17:58, Reply)

That's a better option than talk board.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 17:58, Reply)

So is a tonsillectomy via the anus!

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:01, Reply)

NOB
If it was smaller you wouldn't see the sign

YOU FUCK OFF... NOB
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May, 17:59, Reply)

I LIKE YOU.
LET'S BE FRIENDS.
( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 18:01, Reply)

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL!
Obviously such an easy concept of image size is beyond 2 years of comprehension.
A file should be under 50k.
Secondly, you fucking gimptard, you'd probably have learnt if you had more intellect than the corpse of George W Bush after a lobotomy that this is a site for image malipulation not a site for posting pictures you and your little school friends found.
Now do go fuck your mummy as I can't be arsed to do it this week.



NEXT!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:05, Reply)

geeky sad twat
OOOOh clever cunt aren't you.
5 years 8 mths 35727 posts and only one front page.
Sad Twat!
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May, 18:08, Reply)

come come now
let's settle down a tad
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:10, Reply)

So basically you're saying
3 years 8 months, 35647 post and one front page more than you?

Does mummy or your carer know you've got onto the internet again?
Would you like me to insult you slower with easier words so the little proddy stick attached to your head doesn't have to work so hard?
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:13, Reply)

I don't know how people managed without the internet to argue on.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 18:14, Reply)

they just went out into the streets and argued about mud

( Shada is making a post on the internet, Sat 17 May, 18:15, Reply)

Is this still an option?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 18:17, Reply)

Semaphore

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:15, Reply)

"Let's agree to disagree"
Is how the crusades famously ended.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May, 18:17, Reply)

No I'm sure you're thinking of
Kramer Verses Kramer.
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:19, Reply)

proddy stick
*chortle*
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:15, Reply)

It's called a "head dobber", you fucking imbecile!
;)
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 18:20, Reply)

*proddyproddy* *proddyproddy*
Muuuum I've lost my proddy stick!
No dear, no you haven't
:D
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:22, Reply)

imbecile
*chortle*

easily amused by words
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:23, Reply)

from the FAQ:
Don't:
* Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
* Be boring


STOP BREAKING THE LAW, BOTH OF YOU. STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW.
( Shada is making a post on the internet, Sat 17 May, 18:10, Reply)

word is born

(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:12, Reply)

I bit off his mum's cock!

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:16, Reply)

Are you my mummy?
You can do it in less than 10K

You can use this if you want.
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 18:10, Reply)

*squints*
;)
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 18:14, Reply)

He can do it in less the 10 IQ!

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:14, Reply)

than
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 18:17, Reply)

^this with chips and than sauce!

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 17 May, 18:20, Reply)

you're just being extra horrible
to make yourself feel big.

thats being a prick, that is.
(Ginger Slut Monkey has once again made a disgrace of himself on, Sat 17 May, 18:39, Reply)

You mean "mental"?

(Monocromatico believes in death after life, Sat 17 May, 17:52, Reply)

Oh.

( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 17:52, Reply)

Ed: Happy b2taday !
( Valin . . . Come part mental eyes . . ., Sat 17 May, 17:53, Reply)

troll

( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Sat 17 May, 18:34, Reply)

His eyes can read your thoughts. And sometimes shoot lasers.

click to rid yourself of alien parasites.
(imnotplayinganymore one, two, onetwothreefour..., Sat 17 May, 17:28, Reply)

only he can help

( Neon Blue has no car, again, Sat 17 May, 17:41, Reply)

Gun him down . . . quik !

( Valin . . . Come part mental eyes . . ., Sat 17 May, 17:43, Reply)

OCO.

( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 17:47, Reply)

oco?

(imnotplayinganymore one, two, onetwothreefour..., Sat 17 May, 17:53, Reply)

.oco.uk

( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 17:56, Reply)

I should .coco

(Ghoti Fingers, Sat 17 May, 18:11, Reply)

that is rather good
woo yay
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sat 17 May, 18:31, Reply)

"2 weeks"

(Kye90, Sat 17 May, 17:10, Reply)

Hahaha

( Walrus Man - Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May, 17:12, Reply)

brilliant
woo

compo it
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 17:12, Reply)

shopped pictures only please
:)
woo!
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Sat 17 May, 17:13, Reply)

Get ready for a surprise!
*flashes cunt*
*no-one is surprised*
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 17:18, Reply)

Haha
Have a dirty pea


(Evilscary snarls ineffectually at you on, Sat 17 May, 17:21, Reply)

That would explain her behaviour
:)
On the subject of pop, I notice that The Sun has a page of pics today, which look like they've been lifted from the Extending Album Art challenge.
The only credit is "cheeky internet users".
(yartek, Sat 17 May, 17:31, Reply)

Also

(Kye90, Sat 17 May, 17:36, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( Cockweasle, Sat 17 May, 17:39, Reply)

last one, i think

(Kye90, Sat 17 May, 17:55, Reply)

Toxic

(yartek, Sat 17 May, 18:20, Reply)

:)
nice one
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sat 17 May, 18:32, Reply)

Ooh! A deformed celeb compo. I've done loads of these but here's my favourite.

ThunderBroons are go!
[edit] Does anyone know where I put my lighter?
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 16:58, Reply)

I can't even bring myself to say 'would'.
Woo, nicely done.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 17:07, Reply)

His mouth sure is purty
*hears distant banjos*
( tzambissamo thinks his otter looks like a space invader, Sat 17 May, 17:09, Reply)

He does have good strong cheek bones...

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 17:12, Reply)

You gonna pray for me boy

( tzambissamo thinks his otter looks like a space invader, Sat 17 May, 17:15, Reply)

Ta. Here's his predecessor Mongo.

( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 17:13, Reply)

Crikey

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 17:14, Reply)

Sloth!

(Monocromatico believes in death after life, Sat 17 May, 17:21, Reply)

Oh aye!
So it is.
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 17:29, Reply)

David Miliband
un-photoshopped?
(Goodie, Sat 17 May, 17:38, Reply)

Hey you guys!

( Weetobix, Sat 17 May, 17:51, Reply)

Someone elses
homepage.ntlworld.com/dr_wadd/chunk.gif
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 18:16, Reply)

Looks punch drunk . . .
is your lighter hot?
( Valin . . . Come part mental eyes . . ., Sat 17 May, 17:10, Reply)

I only put the fucking thing down ten minutes ago.
*goes to look*
On top of the cistern, just where I thought it would be.
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 17:15, Reply)

thats not a shopped picture*
its him without his mask

*it is infact very nice, gets a click from me
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Sat 17 May, 17:15, Reply)

That's frightening.
You could always use your cooker or toaster to light up smokeables.
( Walrus Man - Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May, 17:17, Reply)

Mmm...smokeables
That conjures up pictures of lovely hash smoke.
Bah.
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 17:22, Reply)

And now in handy-sized packs for kids

(colonelboris We need guns. Lots of guns., Sat 17 May, 17:55, Reply)

Nice.
I've just watched a video about how to grow your own.
I am drooling for some weed at the mo. I've not had any for a year. Would it be stupid to try it, d'ye think?
( Bingowings Oh my God, is he nuts?, Sat 17 May, 18:07, Reply)

I honestly don't have a clue
Christ, I barely even drink nowadays.
(colonelboris We need guns. Lots of guns., Sat 17 May, 18:34, Reply)

that is slightly unnerving somehow
top stuff
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sat 17 May, 18:34, Reply)

ROBOPAINT

Too many guns??
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 16:37, Reply)

Needs more guns.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 16:40, Reply)

Ta
:)
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 16:56, Reply)

Needs more cock gun!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May, 16:42, Reply)

robocock
ha ha
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 16:57, Reply)

^^this

( Cockweasle, Sat 17 May, 17:43, Reply)

Paint was designed so this sort of thing could happen.

( MrPineapple Hurr., Sat 17 May, 16:48, Reply)

agreed
:)
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 16:55, Reply)

needs more jpeg artifacts.

( mutster101 went to Thomas Land!, Sat 17 May, 16:49, Reply)

NOT ENOUGH.

Ed: Sorry, how rude of me. Woo! to your smashing robot :D
( Walrus Man - Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May, 16:50, Reply)

hahaha

(epiphany Finally got his first randomburn CD today :), Sat 17 May, 16:51, Reply)

Needs more guns.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May, 16:52, Reply)

that's better thanks
:)
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 16:54, Reply)

Robotoided . . .


Ed: I loved yours so mush . . .
( Valin . . . Come part mental eyes . . ., Sat 17 May, 17:00, Reply)

TECHNO-TECHNO-TECHNOBOT
ha ha ta
(nipple cripple, Sat 17 May, 17:06, Reply)

A 2D world needs a 2D hero...

( Weetobix, Sat 17 May, 17:52, Reply)

cor !
gun tasic
( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Sat 17 May, 17:57, Reply)

you can never have too many guns!
excellent work
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sat 17 May, 18:35, Reply)

flaps

(tickled_egg, Sat 17 May, 16:03, Reply)

I-bra-heem
I get it.
( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Sat 17 May, 16:04, Reply)

Is it virulent?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May, 16:18, Reply)

I BRA YOU.

( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Sat 17 May, 16:20, Reply)

Yes please, salt AND vinegar!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 17 May, 16:25, Reply)

Hahaha! NO VINEGAR!

( Ttssattsr Spacegod., Sat 17 May, 16:29, Reply)

IBRAHEEM'S FISH & CHIPS?
I don't get it.
( Dixon I guess Lorraine's down in Africa, Sat 17 May, 16:04, Reply)

breem and chips
obviously.
( Pasanonic knows your secret, Sat 17 May, 16:16, Reply)

IBRAHEEM'S FISH & CIPS

( mediocre Before it was dick paint, it was horse paint, Sat 17 May, 16:16, Reply)

whats not to get?
*munches a large helping of ibraheem & cips*
( Sir T. Skellington making an arse out of himself since, Sat 17 May, 16:22, Reply)

( WiL still unapologetic about liking fluffy crap, on, Sat 17 May, 16:06, Reply)

Win!

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis Groove-a-thon, Sat 17 May, 16:07, Reply)