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# I just had to
do some Mad Max fan art.
(, Fri 22 May, 22:49, Reply)
# Ooo, is that the DeLorean from Back to the Future?
(, Fri 22 May, 22:58, Reply)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(, Fri 22 May, 23:05, Reply)
# And where the hell have YOU been?
(, Fri 22 May, 23:08, Reply)
# sucking off tramps
(, Fri 22 May, 23:19, Reply)
# Only the really
clean ones.
(, Fri 22 May, 23:27, Reply)
# It's a very specialised market
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# alright mongy
(, Fri 22 May, 23:33, Reply)
# alright mofs, i keep missing you
(, Fri 22 May, 23:34, Reply)
# how's it going?
you working again?
(, Fri 22 May, 23:39, Reply)
# it's carping time, lake side working
(, Fri 22 May, 23:42, Reply)
# LFTL!
(, Fri 22 May, 23:44, Reply)
# this isn't shopped
it's a model of my hand holding a flower that i welded together today for my dad's birthday.

it's sort of vaguely finger related?



Click for bigger (on imgur)
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# Are you the Terminator and this is years old. I can tell by the phone!
Very nice :)
(, Fri 22 May, 22:48, Reply)
# ahahahaha
i'm not far behind you froggy :)

(, Fri 22 May, 23:10, Reply)
# :D
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# hahaha
superb!
(, Sat 23 May, 1:54, Reply)
# The marmite's quite recent isn't it?
My jar's a boost your bangers one.
(, Fri 22 May, 23:20, Reply)
# hell of a wanking claw
pretty advanced stuff
(, Fri 22 May, 22:48, Reply)
# That's rather arty, that is!
Although you do seem to have very skinny fingers.
(, Fri 22 May, 22:48, Reply)
# farty
and dem's just bones.
(, Fri 22 May, 23:36, Reply)
# Strange robotic fingers - check. Making flowers out of scrap metal - check.
Do you live in District 9?
(, Fri 22 May, 22:58, Reply)
# no, it's far worse...
...suburbia
(, Fri 22 May, 23:12, Reply)
# Yum!
(, Fri 22 May, 23:43, Reply)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure why?
(, Fri 22 May, 22:10, Reply)
# I THINK IN THE ORIGINAL IT WAS A BANANA BUT YOU HAVE PUT A DOG THAT IS WRONG IT SHOULD BE A BANANA
(, Fri 22 May, 22:32, Reply)
# A BANANA
(, Fri 22 May, 22:32, Reply)
# yeah, could you please maybe make it more a pear-shaped
keep the peace
(, Fri 22 May, 22:36, Reply)
# NO THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT IT IS A BANANA IN THE ORIGINAL THIS IS A DOG THAT IS WRONG
(, Fri 22 May, 22:40, Reply)
# BUT A PEAR IS WRONGER
(, Fri 22 May, 22:40, Reply)
# DO NOT MAKE THIS MORE PEAR SHAPED
(, Fri 22 May, 22:41, Reply)
# PLZ
(, Fri 22 May, 22:41, Reply)
# shush!!
(, Fri 22 May, 22:51, Reply)
# Screw you! If I want to post a pear shaped pooch, then I'll post a pear shaped pooch...
...you're not my Mum!

(, Fri 22 May, 22:53, Reply)
# THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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# I BLAME PEDRO
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# whoa
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# ITS ALL GONE PEAR SHAPED NOW
inevitable
(, Sat 23 May, 1:55, Reply)
# I think this is absolutely beautiful however it may cause disruption amongst the more established members.
(, Fri 22 May, 23:45, Reply)
# A BANANA
(, Sat 23 May, 1:16, Reply)
[challenge entry]
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# haha, bet it'll get away with that wig for years
(, Fri 22 May, 19:14, Reply)
# I'd like to have that wig!
(, Fri 22 May, 19:15, Reply)
# I thought it might be an idea
to put an old wig on an RC car and drive it around in a public place.
(, Fri 22 May, 19:23, Reply)
# That would be awesome! Please video and post.
(, Fri 22 May, 19:24, Reply)
# Do iiiiiiiit!

Report back with video
(, Fri 22 May, 20:02, Reply)
# =)
(, Fri 22 May, 20:50, Reply)
# pfffff...... huh-huh, dear ...ummmm
NO!
(, Fri 22 May, 20:44, Reply)
# don't call me deer
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# sorry, honey
(, Fri 22 May, 22:01, Reply)
[challenge entry] futher punnage (sorry Boris)
(, Sat 23 May, 2:08, Reply)
[challenge entry] I Hear Voices (saying "walkies")
(, Fri 22 May, 18:21, Reply)
# less of the massive nazi symbols please, some of us are still at work
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[challenge entry]
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# is it friday yet?
(, Fri 22 May, 16:50, Reply)
# this is sesame street quality stuff right here
and yes, yes it is.
(, Fri 22 May, 16:57, Reply)
# is it?
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#
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# lasers set to FUN
(, Fri 22 May, 17:05, Reply)
# Your FUCKLIFT shot it's load
flt 1flt 2
flt 2flt 1
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# This has LIFTED my FUCK
woo :D
(, Fri 22 May, 17:03, Reply)
# I will NEVER take part in a fucklift thread.
(, Fri 22 May, 17:39, Reply)
# bu-bu-but you just...
hmmmm ;)
(, Fri 22 May, 17:47, Reply)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
NOW who's liftin'??!!
(, Fri 22 May, 17:55, Reply)
# num'say'n?...
(, Fri 22 May, 18:17, Reply)
# IKR?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 22 May, 19:04, Reply)
# init guy
(, Fri 22 May, 20:35, Reply)
# We have ways of making you FUCKLIFT
Tongue clamp fucklift
(, Fri 22 May, 18:42, Reply)
# ...and if not:
(, Fri 22 May, 18:56, Reply)
# Nice!
(, Fri 22 May, 19:07, Reply)
# neat
(, Fri 22 May, 19:24, Reply)
# bit niche
(, Fri 22 May, 20:34, Reply)
# nice, neat, niche -- it's all really the same thing
(, Fri 22 May, 22:37, Reply)
# Very very tempting
but I'll still NEVER fucklift
(, Fri 22 May, 20:34, Reply)
# The fuck is strong in this one

*click*
(, Fri 22 May, 20:02, Reply)
# THIS IS FUCKLIFT
Woo!
(, Fri 22 May, 22:27, Reply)
[challenge entry] Bunny's too tight to mention and all that...
(, Fri 22 May, 16:38, Reply)
# simply cool
(, Fri 22 May, 16:58, Reply)
[challenge entry] 4 eva wiv da speshal angles Jade, Diana & B3tards :'(
(, Fri 22 May, 16:11, Reply)
# pact in tightly, aren't they?
(, Fri 22 May, 16:12, Reply)
# Short bus :D
(, Fri 22 May, 16:13, Reply)
# and special
very, very special ;)
(, Fri 22 May, 16:20, Reply)
# :)

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# 8P
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# i would so drive around in that
(, Fri 22 May, 17:05, Reply)
# i bet you'd add eyelshes to the headlights though :|
(, Fri 22 May, 17:11, Reply)
# would i fuck!
first time i saw those, i seriously wanted to track down the car's owner and slap the shit out of them
(, Fri 22 May, 17:18, Reply)
# well, just so happens -- you know that nurse I was speaking of a few days ago?...
She put eyelashes on her brand new Kia Soul last year. Thankfully, she came to her senses a few days later.

She still does wear crocs though.
(, Fri 22 May, 17:26, Reply)
# disaster narrowly averted, there
there's a woman lives near me with one of those cars that looks like it came out of a kinder egg. it's very pink, including wheel trims and steering wheel, not to mention seat covers. it also has pink eyelashes. i've seen the owner. she's in her 50's and wears a candy floss pink jogging suit. she represents everything i hate.
(, Fri 22 May, 17:32, Reply)
# *nauseous*
(, Fri 22 May, 19:26, Reply)
# XD
(, Fri 22 May, 17:11, Reply)
# {:-)
(, Fri 22 May, 18:27, Reply)
# I saw what you did there
Heh heh.
(, Fri 22 May, 19:12, Reply)
# Trinity Mirror has to find a lot of money to pay the phone hacking victims
Cutting UsVsThem should save them at least a fiver a week.
(, Fri 22 May, 16:32, Reply)
# Hope it doesn't mean the b3ta kittens starve
(, Fri 22 May, 16:57, Reply)
# they're definitely people
(, Fri 22 May, 17:05, Reply)
# Here's the view from the front window
(, Fri 22 May, 17:00, Reply)
# Fuck
Shot using a model aircraft?
(, Fri 22 May, 17:05, Reply)
# I hope so
(, Fri 22 May, 17:07, Reply)
# Cheers, don't think I've seen Brainstorm
(, Fri 22 May, 17:22, Reply)
# Brilliant film. Christopher Walken at his psycho best.
(, Fri 22 May, 20:12, Reply)
# Shouldn't that be a Double Decker and a Cliff poster?
(, Fri 22 May, 17:16, Reply)
# Best ending evaar
(, Fri 22 May, 17:18, Reply)
# but would rob be asleep on the radiator?
(, Fri 22 May, 17:27, Reply)
# B3ta newsletter - the weekend starts here
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# only if it includes free beer
(, Fri 22 May, 16:10, Reply)
# Monkey Beer is always free.
This is why no off-licence stocks it.
(, Fri 22 May, 16:13, Reply)
# i never get monkey beer
which i find surprising
(, Fri 22 May, 16:20, Reply)
# b3tans who do not drink monkey beer by choice
are drip fed it in the night when they are asleep.
(, Fri 22 May, 16:35, Reply)
# but i am a girl
i thought it wasn't for girls
(, Fri 22 May, 16:40, Reply)
# It's not supposed to be, but the EU says it has to be.
This is why the drunkard Nigel Farage wants us out of Europe.
(, Fri 22 May, 17:11, Reply)
# think i'll just stick to vodka and gin
i have created my namesake cocktail, consisting of a double gin, a shot of grenadine and topped up with cider. it's disturbingly nice.
(, Fri 22 May, 17:25, Reply)
# technically, chickens have no arse
only cloaca
Mofaha said so.
(, Fri 22 May, 17:00, Reply)
# yeah well
it was a cheap gag to annoy Nando's as I disliked all the 'hilarious' publicity they got from that bollocks
(, Fri 22 May, 17:02, Reply)
# Oh. My. God!!
Rob replied to one of my posts!!
*prints and hangs on fridge*
(, Fri 22 May, 17:12, Reply)
# You celebrate things by hanging off a fridge? This an American tradition?
(, Fri 22 May, 19:31, Reply)
# yes! I even have a special celebratory fridge at the edge of the 2nd floor balcony
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
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# the one on the right seems mighty unimpressed :)
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# He is.
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# haha
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[challenge entry] last one
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# pfff!
(, Fri 22 May, 15:29, Reply)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately, I'm back.
(, Fri 22 May, 15:02, Reply)

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