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# But owl does it sound?
Or am I being a twit too!
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# Haha. It don't matter you won't hear anything in a bit!
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# Hahaha
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#

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# aminals wiv diffrent heds

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# Silly idea
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# It'll never catch on.
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#

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# The eyes of a killer right there.
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#
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# i wonder...
does it play songs by The Who? LOL
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# yeah....Hoo are you.
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# Maybe he belongs to a pinball wizard!
Yeah OK that was crap!
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# Owl You Need is Love.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa
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# Oh hai
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# nice work
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# This^
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# No this
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# i've had her
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# sickness
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# Hmmm
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# XD
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[challenge entry] this is my utility glove and he's happy to see you
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# needs more reflected nudity
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# it really doesn't
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# :(
Carpaltatstic then!
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# i am all of teh limp-wristed
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:01, Reply)
# I could do some nerve conduction on you...
*winks*
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:03, Reply)
# you saucy flirt!
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:07, Reply)
# well, you know....
*wets electrodes*
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:14, Reply)
# *rubs rods*
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# *milliamps*
Now lets see to them motor nerves
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# *spasms*
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# *reinnervates*
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# your miniature radiator has confused me
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# it's a radiator key
for bleeding radiators
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# fucking bastard radiators
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:24, Reply)
# cunts, the lot of 'em.
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:25, Reply)
# ok ok keep your hair on..................
jeebus
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# :D
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:26, Reply)
# That's creepy and wrong. Some might say it's Cwrreoenpģy
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# only if they're welsh
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# I'm Welsh so I might say this.
unlikely tho.
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# i should think so, too
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# So that's what a stingray looks like out of water
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# STINGRAY!
STINGRAAAAAAY!
(, Sun 1 Feb, 15:19, Reply)
# not nearly enough flapping and gasping for breath
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# We don't need to hear about your sex life.
(, Sun 1 Feb, 16:06, Reply)
# i do
so i don't fucking forget what it was like :(
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# Swiss Army glove?
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# yes. yes it is.
the thing for getting stones out of horses' hooves is on the other side
(, Sun 1 Feb, 16:00, Reply)
# And the plutonium rod?
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# what plutonium rod?
*looks shifty*
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# *looks down*
Argh!
It's glowing
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# stop rubbing it, then!
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# you first!
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# that's not me.....
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# those aren't pillows!
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# get your head off them, then!
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# wtf is that tiny radiator?
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# radiator key
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# The radiator is normal sized
Everything else is fricking huge...
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# i think she's kinda partial to mw
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# she's a psycho
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# mortal wombat?
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# i said psycho, not sado-masochist
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# Manrays Willy? Makes sense

"No more monkeys swinging on my knob"
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# :)
Wtf is it
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# Wanking glove
OBVS
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# With padded wanking pliers attachment.
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# it's her weekend 'fun' kit.
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# Well women, you want to do sex swap re-makes? Then I only think this is fair...
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# phwoar, tits, eh lads?
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# Yes,
very much so.
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# And clunge!! Don't forget clunge!!! Eh?! EH??!!
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# And nasal passage,
eh? EH?
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# You had to take it just that little bit too far didn't you?
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# OOOOH!
I love a tight nostril!
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# RACIST
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# the racistest
Honky.
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# LEAVE MY HONK OUT OF THIS
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# *peeks between fingers*
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# that'd be shit, too
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#

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# that is creepy and wrong. it's crong.
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# Not wreepy?
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# not with a silent w, no
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# Cwrreoenpgy
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# Cwrreoenpģy - it rolls off the tongue nicely.
edit : after your edit I now look foolish.
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# Shit, my ninja skills are weak
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# OH PEDRO
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# sorry, i don't speak welsh
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# Chewbacca
Chewing tabacca, geddit ?
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# He's smoking it though.
So no, I don't geddit.
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# :D
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# \o
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#
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# fp this now !!!!
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# hahaha
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# pff this now
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# Lol this now!
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# live from the Australian Open
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# BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBB!
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# :)
squeaky tennis

eek eek-eek eekeekeek
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# Hahaha
Ffffffffffp this now!
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# C'MOOOON TIM!
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#
when the light catches him just right, Murray looks like Vic Reeves doing Masterchef
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# :)
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# Lleyton [Hewitt] spelled backwards is "not yell".
C'MORRRN!!
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# Seams like all is as it should.
Except the glove... that part is a bit worrying.
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# e-hee
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# DIE YOU DICK
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# b3ta don't play that
anymore... :'(
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# Yay fucklift
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# I ran out of material long ago.
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# I recycle.
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# killin' b3ta one freebase at a time o/\o
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# back once again with the renegade master
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# atomic:reloaded
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# o_O
Messin' up my Mozart, Yo.
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# longest 6 minutes of my life :D
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# The FUCK is this shit?
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# oh pedro
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# He is busy trolling people on 'other' sites :(
He is running wild I tell ya, wild. Gayshift has gone to shit because of it!
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# Gayshift has been shit since 2012.
I blame Pedro AND mofaha.
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# !!!!
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# ...and your little dog too!!!
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# Dogs are revolting.
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# you're a fucking lair!
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# PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS RAGE
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# your all lair
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# \o
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# o/'
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# Well met, Lord of All Fucklifts.
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# Seams sarcastic.
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# not enough white space
could do better
7/10
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# I am not well. OBV
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# OBV
but if we're gonna party, we need more white space
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# Racist!
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# I know this, it's from the entry level Where's Wally style book, "Spot the Smiling Sambo."
must be from one of the later ones though, I can't see him anywhere
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# check the white bones
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# hahaha!
i love this

*prints*
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# ohhaha
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# Hahaha
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# ace
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# the Swedes have a lot of expressions for snow too, almost all of them unsuitable for printing
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# WHERE'S WALLY?
also: white troll is my favourite
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# Pfft!
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# fuck
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# yeah
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# Ah the classic
Fucknose Camaro
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# /o/
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# this is strangely charming
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# well hello there, handsome stranger
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# More stranger than handsome.
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# let's mess up that Mozart
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# i need more booze
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# Yay!
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# \o/'
b3ta is dead
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# This image is inaccurate and probably fabricated
no one reads the FAQ
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# Freebase does.
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# This is quite cubuist, ackshally
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# foto - shop
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[challenge entry] may or may not have made a drawer contents mordor..
as I haven't seen the movie I'm relying on the accuracy of google images for the blueprints..

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# so you got your dildo out
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# i used all my dildos on project kim
b3ta.com/board/11131555

besides, once a dildo is 'out' it reverts back to being a simple length of extruded rubber imho
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# is that one of tits' kinkier self portraits in the background?
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# no my better half is the artist, I can barely drawer breath..
This was my favorite piece from an exhibition of pastels she did a few years back that I wouldn't let her sell. I think it will end up in art history books one day but i may be biased. NinaSmart.com if anyones interested after this shameless plug
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# i can see why you wouldn't let her sell it
it's a cracker
:D
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# There's some really nice work there
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# cheers, i agree - I was supposed to be adding a large number of commissions etc on her site today..
however for the third sunday in a row our adsl dropped out between lunchtime and 3pm.. I strongly suspect my isp's tech support calls are answered by their billing dept though as they mostly just hang up when they see your account isnt suspended, like its the only thng they know how to fix.. :(
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# Nice work
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# careful with that lanyard luv
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# I don't post much here any more

But I couldn't resist this
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# I like the general thrust of it
and the fp badge
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# Needs more sympathy replies.
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# :)
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# fucking european beavers and your little spastic banjos
piss off back to devon, where you belong!
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# Oh Nigel, you scamp
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# thrilled
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# :D
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#
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# silly :)
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# He looks a bit Lou Reed there!
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# or columbo
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# ah Lionel Blair, forever immortalised by Humph in ISIHAC
www.g0akh.f2s.com/isihac/Sound_Charades_Introductions_Page.php

Bonus points for way-bakc-when internets (despite being updated in 2013...apparently).
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# hahaha!
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# I'm unburdened now it's out of my head
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# it's this kind of thing that's killing /board
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# god damn! I could fit both thumbs up one nostril!
(, Sat 31 Jan, 18:29, Reply)
# Now there's a party trick
(, Sat 31 Jan, 18:54, Reply)
# How the mighty fall...
Though he seems to be holding a classy-looking guitar in the top pic. Play us some funk, Haile!
(, Sat 31 Jan, 18:57, Reply)
# I bet he hated reggae.
I've just discovered where the word Rastafari came from thanks to barst.
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# Didn't He Invent Marijuana?
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[challenge entry] Next on ITV it's...
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# I'm halfway through his second book
and a jolly good read it is too
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# He dies at the end.
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# Notification
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# *stabs*
:D
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# He wouldn't know how to *spell* bingo!
*sneers*
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# alright darren
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# hiya
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# FUCKING HELL DARREN I SHOWERED YOU WITH LOVE AND YOU IGNORED ME
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# you came on too strong
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# :(
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# sorry mofaha - I was probably in the garden looking at wasps
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# Let's never fight again
(, Sat 31 Jan, 16:09, Reply)
# Your trumpet picture reminds me of Walrusman
:D
(, Sat 31 Jan, 15:48, Reply)

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