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[challenge entry]
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# I for one welcome our paperclip overlords.
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# He can hold shit together
more than can be said for some leaders
(, Mon 30 Mar, 4:26, Reply)
[challenge entry] make 'em sad


inappropriate source, but, ya know.
(, Mon 30 Mar, 1:33, Reply)
[challenge entry] Tried to combine Crying Frenchman and Farrage, but he was (unrecognisably) weirder than ever
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[challenge entry] oh, and have this repost for your nightmares
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# Vending machine at work has a warning sticker


Similar to this
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# that thing even come's near my donkey I swear ill do time
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# Shouldn't it be Homer Simpson
under the machine?
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# If they got paid a decent wage they wouldn't need to rely on tipping
Rock on!
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# Even milliionaires can be kleptos.
It's more about the challenge...I've heard.
(, Mon 30 Mar, 1:09, Reply)
# Or sheer unbridled greed.
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# "Yes, very funny, Mister Sulu. Now put the old one back, please."
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# Hahahaha
Woo!
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# Hahaha v good
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# 17 years well spent!
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#
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# FUCK! 21 years??!!
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# Crazy innit
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# \o/
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# :D
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# I clicked this
and if they had taken my suggestion, I would have clicked it again
(, Mon 30 Mar, 0:50, Reply)
[challenge entry] The Day is My Enemy

 photo day-si-my-enemy.jpg

It's been a while, may need a while to get up to speed again
(, Sun 29 Mar, 22:57, Reply)
# I've never forgiven him for shagging Isla Fisher...
(, Mon 30 Mar, 0:29, Reply)
[challenge entry] Absolutely the least effort I've ever made
(, Sun 29 Mar, 22:04, Reply)
[challenge entry] my pea
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:56, Reply)
# ha!
(, Sun 29 Mar, 22:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] found some more old ones



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# Number 3 is a classic
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[challenge entry] mustn't forget the ukips

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# Hahahaha
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# Hahaha ukips are er challenged.
Used to work at a manufacturer, heard people whining about immigrants. The company (famous and British) then closed the place having relocated the majority of work to eastern Europe.
(, Mon 30 Mar, 0:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] We're all in this together


Click* for wonderful privatised version in higher definition, brighter colours, and with more attractive pilot.

(* First click free. Cost per subsequent click £45. Fee for use on B3TA front page £450.)
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[challenge entry] Can I just leave this here?
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# Now the working classes are obsolete; they are surplus to societies needs.
So let ‘em all kill each other, and get it made overseas.
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# Have you invoiced Rob yet?
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# Mulan Rouge
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# Ooh la la!
Most woosome :)
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:19, Reply)
# Some girls dance with the customers, but she Disney.
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# 'facepalms'
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# :D
Excellent
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:39, Reply)
# Does she GO? Eh? Eh?
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# Excellent!
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# I say, Mr Toast!
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# Knickers!
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# played through DoTT yesterday
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# Know of it, never played it, loving this.
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# I'd never played it until yesterday.
Been a fan of the game for years, though, after watching my older brother play it when I was a kid.
I couldn't recommend it more highly!
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:00, Reply)
# LucasArts have done some genuine classics.
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:16, Reply)
# That was the sequel to Maniac Mansion, wasn't it?
Never managed to complete that...
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:20, Reply)
# That was an awesome game
in a teeth grinding way
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:31, Reply)
# or teeth chattering...
(, Sun 29 Mar, 22:03, Reply)
# That's rather lovely
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# Fantastic game
Remember having the cd version -with voices!- was great fun, happy memories along with Sam And Max, Full Throttle, Fate of Atlantis and the best of the lot, Monkey Island 2
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# Yeah, I played the one with voices.
It's great, Laverne is amazing.
(, Sun 29 Mar, 23:05, Reply)
# I had that one too
fantastic game, happy days :-)
(, Mon 30 Mar, 1:29, Reply)
# This made me want to play Broken Sword:Shadow of the Templars but Steam sent the kill signal to my laptop. Back to the Xbox...
For some reason Steam makes my laptop shut down. Pouring whisky into won't have helped but that was AGES ago! (trufax).
(, Sun 29 Mar, 22:44, Reply)
# what a waste of whisky...
(, Sun 29 Mar, 23:05, Reply)
# Fell asleep. It wasn't deliberately wasteful. I awoke to a black screen and blinking cursor. Just like in the films.
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# :D
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#
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# Hahaha
But dude...
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# ...
...flood lolz? :(
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# Twats
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# Us?
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# Th3m
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# Did you read this bullshit?:
"Not sure we understand why this parody of @B3ta exists but it made us laugh www.fucklift.co.uk/"
(, Sun 29 Mar, 20:05, Reply)
# Are you even sure? :D
(, Sun 29 Mar, 20:15, Reply)
# wutz a fukliff ?????
(, Sun 29 Mar, 20:17, Reply)
# ABOUT ONE TON...
(, Sun 29 Mar, 20:23, Reply)
# 2.5 tons of FUCK..........axly.
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# Be safe, lads.
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# how dare you shop MY WORK into a picture of HIM
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# Best be talking about FUCK bro!
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[challenge entry] Recent one
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# *votes hard*
although it didn't stop Mensch cluttering up our news feeds
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# Who is she, and why is everyone so keen for her to leave?
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[challenge entry]
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#
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# :D
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# AND NOW I'M CALLING YOU ONE! PERFUMED PONCE...
*edit* Not you, Froggy...
(, Sun 29 Mar, 20:24, Reply)
# *unzips*
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# :)
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# Heheh
The Davidson move.
(, Sun 29 Mar, 18:12, Reply)
# didn't Paul Daniels try pulling it too?
(, Sun 29 Mar, 18:13, Reply)
# and Tracey Emin
..
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# and the Bee Gees?
Dream scenario: massive flight of quote talent unquote from the banking quote industry unquote, to every other country in the world. Every other economy in the world gets proper fucked, the world map is back in pink within a couple of years.

Of course, the cocaine and strumpet sectors would take a massive hit. Swings, roundabouts.
(, Sun 29 Mar, 20:33, Reply)
# I suspect only one Bee Gee
would of had a say in the matter.
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:37, Reply)
# Leaves more for us.
Strumpet is an ace word.
(, Mon 30 Mar, 0:31, Reply)
# Has that woman actually contributed anything useful to society?
She's like an anthropomorphic manifestation of the Daily Mail.
(, Sun 29 Mar, 18:21, Reply)
# A sort of female Clarkson?
(hasn't read a paper in 10yrs+)
(, Sun 29 Mar, 19:29, Reply)
# she actually managed to out-cunt Alan Sugar
That takes some doing
(, Sun 29 Mar, 20:01, Reply)
# Saw her on This Morning a while back
she was complaining about people named after places while having named her daughter "India", insisting it isn't "related to a location".
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:09, Reply)
# Odious troll is odious.
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[challenge entry] NEW EXTRA IMAGE CHALLENGE - ELECTION POSTERS

As we fast approach another election the propaganda posters are starting to appear.
So we're setting another never ending image challenge going as a database for all the election poster bandwagons, past present and future.
Who can forget "I've never voted Tory before" or "New Labour New Danger". Fill it up with your old ones, and feed in the new as they hit the presses.

Don't repost old ones in a new thread, chuck them up as replies here or whenever you tackle new posters.
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[challenge entry] for example
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[challenge entry] more roads to no where
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# politicians!
urge to kill rising..........seek booze immediately......
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[challenge entry] JFF
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# I think you've misunderstood the subject.
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# I can dream though
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# no, no you can't
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# What do you keep in a Todian Closet?
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# OMG oh fuck!!
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# winner
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# love it!
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# Hahaha yes!
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[challenge entry] woo! :-D
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# Yay
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[challenge entry] Let me chuck here then
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[challenge entry] Meh!
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[challenge entry] "We are with you"
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
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# Haha!
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# Oddly even more appropriate this time
than it was last time ;)
(, Sun 29 Mar, 21:48, Reply)
# Katie Hopkins spotted looking up things to tweet about earlier this morning
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# Leave her alone :(
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# Also may I say
The hair movement is great!
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# TROOOLLLLL
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# what bits are photoshopped?
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# i put my name in the corner
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# I guess Katie is a lot like a US FOX network bleachpuppet?

EDIT: So I looked at more pics of this drag queen with the stage name of Katie Hopkins. Who is he in real life?
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# abrasive comment for hire
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# kind of like USA's Ann Coulter, it seems? **Autocomplete LOLz**
Ok, I've been down this road before. *GASP* I think I might be the first b3tan to repost/revisit old schtick ;)
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# And less fingers!
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# but of course!
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# brb
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# would, did, maybe etc etc
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# There's a paper over here called the Daily Mail. Extreme right wing rag. Supported Hitler in the 30s. Racist, homophobic, xenophobic and shite.
Well, the average Mail reader would find her too extreme.
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# Think Omerosa Manigault but 1000000000% worse!
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# but I can't count past 21
...12 when fully clothed
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#
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#
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#
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# I need a light NOW
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# Haha
Reminds me of HT's FL that I couldn't find! :(
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#
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# nice
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# Hint taken haha :D
\o/
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# A 540!!! FTW!!!
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# :D
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#
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# Great film. Great gif. Great Scott.
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# i wish she'd tweet about her imminent suicide
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# Your death list is massive!
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# i'm a vengeful woman, froggie
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# And I'm sorry about all the shit I've said in the past o_O
Really really sorry
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# don't worry, i'm not in a retribution mood today
i'll be FAR too drunk tonight.
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# nice bush
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# Braek teh Interwebz!
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# Jimi Fukbrix
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# You know you're a sweet little fuckmaker
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# Quick before it's too late :(
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#
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# Non no no non no non onono no no no no no no n ono no no non on on on ono nono no no no
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# There's no limit
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# I'm on the edge, I know the ledge...
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# NO SAUCE NO SAUCE NO SAUCE NO SAUCE NO SAUCE NO SAUCE
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