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# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is ready in your face.

The choices are:

Flowers
Posh people doing gardening down at Chelsea, so now it's time for a b3ta one word challenge: Flowers

Government Films
With Gideon Osborne trying to take credit for making the new Star wars film, what would Hollywood films look like if they were made by the Government?

Live Monuments
What if monuments came to life? Would they go to the pub? What would statues do if they do if they could take a break? Fight one of those statue-like street performers? We don't know! So show us!

Fluffy Disasters
Use photoshop to promote the fluffy side of natural disasters, where everyone has a good time and no-one gets hurt.




(, Wed 22 May, 20:44, Reply)
# changis would be nice
cmon flowers, daddy needs a noo chode!

spotify:track:2Se97fNbOSbR4dKuheDAXp (Barcelona by Montserrat Caballé)
(, Wed 22 May, 20:46, Reply)
#
changis approves
(, Wed 22 May, 20:49, Reply)
# you are clearly not changis
(, Wed 22 May, 20:50, Reply)
# the last guy looks like my son, Molok.
(, Wed 22 May, 21:34, Reply)
# that's changis in a hat looking suave as fuck
(, Wed 22 May, 21:38, Reply)
# It's a good look. I remember Molok dressing like that in his later years.
(, Wed 22 May, 22:46, Reply)
# they tend to gravitate towards fjords


imjussayin
(, Wed 22 May, 22:48, Reply)
# yes. that's where we had his funeral pyre. right beside a fjord.
(, Wed 22 May, 23:48, Reply)
# You make me happy
Digeridoo what a fecking great track.
(, Wed 22 May, 23:00, Reply)
# tanks for the kudos
i just noticed the nightkin's arm merges into the changis sur marne wall as well as his belly

as well as goemam's arm if you're speedy

imjussayin

thus
spotify:track:2wygWxWzjcgO3C1Iokv4Wj (Polygon Window by Polygon Window)

ta la
(, Wed 22 May, 23:05, Reply)
# hah, I've got that album on vinyl. one of my favourites. i must have bought it nearly 20 years ago. oh lol
in fact, that's my favourite track off the album
(, Wed 22 May, 23:37, Reply)
# Bless
I'm ruined with vinyl I hang onto.
(, Thu 23 May, 0:27, Reply)
# David Cameron's head on Han Solo's body, lol
(, Wed 22 May, 20:49, Reply)
# Starwars
(, Wed 22 May, 21:00, Reply)
# Film posters!
(, Wed 22 May, 21:11, Reply)
# Album covers!
(, Wed 22 May, 21:27, Reply)
# That was the best week ever for my laptop to die
back up and running in time for fluffy flowers :)
(, Wed 22 May, 21:29, Reply)
# I wouldn't hold your breath man. It'll just be the same as usual . star wars/cameron/paedo stuff 24/7
(, Wed 22 May, 21:34, Reply)
# not forgetting the FlanFreeBases :(
(, Wed 22 May, 21:39, Reply)
# Anything but govt films
One week of star wars pearoasts is great.
Two weeks n a row...?
(, Wed 22 May, 21:06, Reply)
# Flowers are basically plant genitalia.
Therefore I vote flowers.
(, Wed 22 May, 21:22, Reply)
# Hmmm Flowers looks good but,
Fluffy Disasters has the probability of teh fluffeh kittins.
(, Wed 22 May, 21:28, Reply)
# I'm feeling the fluff
(, Wed 22 May, 21:31, Reply)
#
(, Wed 22 May, 22:09, Reply)
# \o/
(, Wed 22 May, 22:51, Reply)
# Oh no,...'flowers' is winning...
....a whole weeeek of flowerzzzz.....GAHHHHHHHHD!
(, Thu 23 May, 0:31, Reply)
# More FAT CAT
please
(, Wed 22 May, 23:10, Reply)
# Yes,...where is mofaha?
(, Thu 23 May, 0:29, Reply)
# Headswaps!
Put someone's head on someone else's body, I'm
pretty sure this hasn't been done before
(, Wed 22 May, 22:11, Reply)
# I was going to reply something about Woolwich
But, even for b3ta, that would be in bad taste.
(, Wed 22 May, 22:13, Reply)
# Why, what's happened in Woolwich?
(, Wed 22 May, 22:15, Reply)
# TERROR
(, Wed 22 May, 22:24, Reply)
# That, and mortgages
(, Wed 22 May, 22:28, Reply)
# Forriner Terror, House Prices and Paedo Scum
(c) Daily Mail?
(, Wed 22 May, 22:37, Reply)
#
A week of cat pics. Noooooo!
(, Wed 22 May, 22:24, Reply)
# Fear teh fluff
(, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
# Dear Mr Fraser
I am on the horns of a dilemma as I want Flowers AND Fluffy Disasters.

Whichever wins, can the other appear again as an option next week as it seems they are both popular?

x

'pot
(, Wed 22 May, 22:42, Reply)
# My dad once worked with a gardener
who pronounced flowers as if it meant "things that flow".
(, Wed 22 May, 22:45, Reply)
# Norfolk accent?
(, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
# No he went of his own accord
(, Wed 22 May, 23:06, Reply)
# {:-)
(, Wed 22 May, 23:33, Reply)
# Fluffy Disasters the Daily Mail has the edge
(, Wed 22 May, 23:08, Reply)
# Might start stealing their bandwidth,
get something stolen and then link to their image server
(, Wed 22 May, 23:13, Reply)
# I'm still trying to find out who Kim Kardashian is
(, Wed 22 May, 23:35, Reply)
# Flowers it is.
(, Wed 22 May, 23:33, Reply)
# There was a Star Wars board / Now it's all covered with flowers
(, Wed 22 May, 23:43, Reply)
# if we had fire-breathing cats as a choice, i would vote
(, Wed 22 May, 23:45, Reply)
# why can't i also vote with my comedy account?
(, Wed 22 May, 23:53, Reply)
# sure we've done fluffy disasters at least twice before
so i'm voting for monuments

(, Thu 23 May, 0:04, Reply)
#
(, Thu 23 May, 0:08, Reply)
# What did I just vote for?
(, Thu 23 May, 0:21, Reply)
# not fluffy disasters, i can tell >:(
(, Thu 23 May, 0:26, Reply)
# Why is the only suggestion which isn't utterly shit
coming last?

Sort yourselves out, b3ta.
(, Thu 23 May, 0:27, Reply)
# Mustapha Bindun


Sorry.
(, Wed 22 May, 20:21, Reply)
# eww!
(, Wed 22 May, 20:26, Reply)
# Seconded
Not gayshift yet.
(, Wed 22 May, 20:43, Reply)
#
(, Wed 22 May, 20:51, Reply)
# tank clu fah tha mucus
(, Wed 22 May, 20:53, Reply)
# LACIST
Nicely ;)
(, Wed 22 May, 23:06, Reply)
# Paint brush, bleach and a black teeshirt = punisher top.


It only took 15 minutes :)
(, Wed 22 May, 20:20, Reply)
# crackin
(, Wed 22 May, 20:23, Reply)
# Smart!
(, Wed 22 May, 20:24, Reply)
# That's boss, that. :D
I've started getting into customizing clothes lately. Worked up designs, I've just got to actually make them.
(, Wed 22 May, 20:28, Reply)
# Pinning fox tails to your shorts?
(, Wed 22 May, 20:38, Reply)
# pffft
(, Wed 22 May, 20:44, Reply)
# Pfft no!
I don't have shorts!
(, Wed 22 May, 20:46, Reply)
# Fox butt plug
(, Wed 22 May, 23:03, Reply)
# Theyre much cheaper than i thought such a product would be
I mean - WTF!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!1
(, Wed 22 May, 23:13, Reply)
# Yeah, I got a shock at the My Little Pony one, wrong and hard to parody.
These folks have a use for them

www.tawse.com/html/ponyback.html
(, Wed 22 May, 23:24, Reply)
# That punisher fella must have had really bony ears that stick out loads
Like Gilbert the alien
(, Wed 22 May, 20:38, Reply)
# runny teeths too
(, Wed 22 May, 21:01, Reply)
# I'm seein' Plug out of the Bash St.kids
(, Wed 22 May, 21:07, Reply)
# Oh come on, she's not THAT bad looking ...
(, Wed 22 May, 21:09, Reply)
# ^ths
(, Wed 22 May, 21:55, Reply)
# Superb!
(, Wed 22 May, 21:23, Reply)
# Nicely :)
(, Wed 22 May, 21:30, Reply)
# nice work
(, Wed 22 May, 21:51, Reply)
# Bloody hell
I want that
(, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
[challenge entry] Now they're in for it...
(, Wed 22 May, 19:44, Reply)
# 'Bastard's the name, but you can call me Right Bleeding.'
(, Wed 22 May, 19:45, Reply)
# ahahahha
(, Wed 22 May, 19:46, Reply)
# R2D2 and C3PO in TV TiVO freebo no-no shocker, or something...
(, Wed 22 May, 19:53, Reply)
# hahah bloody brill :D
(, Wed 22 May, 20:10, Reply)
# hehehe!
(, Wed 22 May, 20:19, Reply)
# Fab
(, Wed 22 May, 20:20, Reply)
# :)
(, Wed 22 May, 20:51, Reply)
# brilliant
(, Wed 22 May, 21:41, Reply)
# Terrible attack in Woolwich.


but www.itv.com/news/story/2013-05-22/woolwich-police-incident/ has one of the best citizen journalist videos I have ever seen.

I'm not going to links, so I made an image.
(, Wed 22 May, 19:35, Reply)
# What's wrong with /links?
Its no /talk
(, Wed 22 May, 19:44, Reply)
[challenge entry] Afraid we're all out of Pimms dear chap... *waves hand* ...but gin will do fine
(, Wed 22 May, 17:10, Reply)
# Oh dear, schoolboy error.
It should be shaken, not stirred.*


I do not hold this opinion.
(, Wed 22 May, 17:18, Reply)
# That's bloody Martini, yoof!
The drink of fools.
(, Wed 22 May, 17:34, Reply)
# Drink of fools?
Ice-cold gin. What's not to like?
(, Wed 22 May, 18:55, Reply)
# Gin's cool. I have trained myself to enjoy all drinks except vodka and all foods except taramasalata.
I'm simply suggesting that Bond should drink a manly drink. Like a Babycham.
(, Wed 22 May, 19:30, Reply)
# He did, in On Her Majesty's Secret Service
(, Wed 22 May, 19:39, Reply)
# Manley?
(, Wed 22 May, 23:35, Reply)
# haha!
(, Wed 22 May, 17:18, Reply)
# You have left me no choice.

(, Wed 22 May, 17:23, Reply)
# YES!
(, Wed 22 May, 18:24, Reply)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 May, 18:55, Reply)
# chin chin, motherfucker____rightclickopenimageforfullfuckimjussayin__________
(, Wed 22 May, 19:04, Reply)
# I'm watching that video whilst tucking into one of Rutger Hauer's luxury buffet platters
chicken and sweetcorn vol-au-vents,
schnedded ponk and breaded javierls.

also, I found a magic wand and sold it for 650,000,000 gold but they've fucked the exchange rate for gold to real life money and instead of getting £135 for it, I'll only get £13.50.
(, Wed 22 May, 19:18, Reply)
# i was trying those jobbion crackers, but the excessive brine content is an acquired taste
made me chunder for three seasons straight

fine bogis
(, Wed 22 May, 19:22, Reply)
# Jobbion??? Not the green ones, sure they winced a pielid, but never on the day of poon.
(, Wed 22 May, 19:51, Reply)
# never during yogo, leads to synched chode
:/
(, Wed 22 May, 19:53, Reply)
# I like the jobbion14 crackers . The jobbion nitrate ones are a bit too heavy for my palate
(, Wed 22 May, 20:02, Reply)
# heavy for the plate also due to the inverted gravity inherit in them


imjussayin
(, Wed 22 May, 20:03, Reply)
# yeah, i think it has something to do with the L.Casei immunitas/brine ratio
(, Wed 22 May, 20:10, Reply)
# ironically brine is the only liquid that can subdue a gooch overload
(, Wed 22 May, 20:11, Reply)
# but if applied for too long it can cause an inverted gooch avec supreme ganglion problems
(, Wed 22 May, 20:21, Reply)
# sometimes i sing sweet child of mine, but i replace child with 'lol'
also many other words in the song with 'lol'

such as 'go'

imjussayin
(, Wed 22 May, 20:26, Reply)
# that's good phuket
(, Wed 22 May, 20:16, Reply)
# hai am changis, wenever in phuk i go to phuket
also the html for what i've posted above makes no sense there's no space between the changis/deus ex jape and the metallica/code total, and yet it shows a space, if i delete i make a space it shows a doublespace


imjussayin
(, Wed 22 May, 20:21, Reply)
# (don't) enter spaceman
good choon.
(, Wed 22 May, 20:29, Reply)
# here it is
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/49071037/23_shots_of_gooch_22_05_13.txt
(incomplete due to update)

i like fuck

ed: ignore me the space is there
(, Wed 22 May, 20:33, Reply)
# well fuck me
will it run on XBOX ONE?
(, Wed 22 May, 20:36, Reply)
# it'll run alright, straight to nutfuck city limits
(, Wed 22 May, 20:42, Reply)
# good stuff
(, Wed 22 May, 19:14, Reply)
[challenge entry] It's bloody everywhere...
(, Wed 22 May, 15:59, Reply)
# Vader is a yoy 101
(, Wed 22 May, 16:01, Reply)
# :)
(, Wed 22 May, 16:02, Reply)
# Vader is a yay IDI
(, Wed 22 May, 16:02, Reply)
# Vader is a Goy Yid.
Oy vey!
(, Wed 22 May, 18:57, Reply)
# RDLI
(, Wed 22 May, 17:55, Reply)
# SATURDAY NIGHT FUCK!!!


*Help me..I think I have Dekionplexisitis.*
(, Wed 22 May, 16:17, Reply)
# Hahaha
I guess there are worse things to have
(, Wed 22 May, 16:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] I dunno...
(, Wed 22 May, 16:45, Reply)
# not sure why i find this so amusing
but i do
(, Wed 22 May, 17:06, Reply)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOH, MATRON!!!
(, Wed 22 May, 17:35, Reply)
# Is he squeezing a particularly troublesome blackhead?
(, Wed 22 May, 18:58, Reply)
# Yes. Why, yes he is.
Whilst Vader laughs at his replica-leather Dune hydro-scarf.
(, Wed 22 May, 19:34, Reply)
# funky fuck
(, Wed 22 May, 19:04, Reply)
# O hai! Sweet Dance of Deths.
(, Wed 22 May, 19:33, Reply)
# :D
(, Wed 22 May, 18:24, Reply)
# ha!
TAG
WARS
(, Wed 22 May, 20:28, Reply)
# ;D
(, Wed 22 May, 22:24, Reply)
#
(, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
[challenge entry] A nightmare....
(, Wed 22 May, 15:56, Reply)
# Time for tubby bye-bye!
*hits warp speed*
(, Wed 22 May, 15:59, Reply)
# I love this,
and have clicked as such. :)
(, Wed 22 May, 17:28, Reply)
# Do Teletubbies die in space - no reception?
Satellite-tubbies will be victorious.
(, Wed 22 May, 18:36, Reply)
# Found an old advert from the seventies ...
(, Wed 22 May, 15:52, Reply)
# Ahahaha
I gave it a try after all the bad press - signposted gags, drawn-out punchlines... it's like how I felt watching Johnny English...
(, Wed 22 May, 16:02, Reply)
# Is that
the new XBox?
(, Wed 22 May, 16:03, Reply)
# haha, ^this^
(, Wed 22 May, 16:39, Reply)
# ris?
(, Wed 22 May, 16:26, Reply)
# I presume it's having a go at something that was on the telly
which seems woefully out of date so no-one watches it so no-one recognises the reference. Which is to say:
?
(, Wed 22 May, 16:40, Reply)
# WAILAAPOYD?
(, Wed 22 May, 16:40, Reply)
# MDHNN.
(, Wed 22 May, 16:44, Reply)
# HDIS?
(, Wed 22 May, 17:26, Reply)
# RIP RDLI
(, Wed 22 May, 17:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] an elegant weapon for a more civilized sport
(, Wed 22 May, 15:40, Reply)
# Heheh
(, Wed 22 May, 15:46, Reply)
# Every ball a wide...
(, Wed 22 May, 15:47, Reply)
# Isn't this from the third Hitchhiker's book?
(, Wed 22 May, 16:00, Reply)
# I think that one was the Universe-destroying cricket ball.
Or, rather, Krikkit ball.
(, Wed 22 May, 22:23, Reply)
# Whatever....
(, Wed 22 May, 14:05, Reply)
#
(, Wed 22 May, 14:12, Reply)
# hahaha!
win
(, Wed 22 May, 14:25, Reply)
# hehe
what an awesome Gif
I mean Jif, when I say Gif, of course


Next you're going to tell me it's pronounced 'gaypeg'

.
(, Wed 22 May, 15:30, Reply)
# haha...gaypeg it is then :D
(, Wed 22 May, 15:39, Reply)
# Cif
(, Wed 22 May, 15:54, Reply)
# Good for him
I've pronounced it jif since the Compuserve days too
(, Wed 22 May, 15:56, Reply)
# Tattyfilarious!!!
(, Wed 22 May, 15:37, Reply)
# Ahahahaha
Doddy is right mental there.
(, Wed 22 May, 20:18, Reply)
# pfft
(, Wed 22 May, 14:25, Reply)
# :)
(, Wed 22 May, 14:52, Reply)
# Yours
is superior. Although I got the official Les Mis font ;)
(, Wed 22 May, 15:06, Reply)
# that'll put you off your chips
(, Wed 22 May, 15:18, Reply)
# No, no it won't.
[Eats chips.]
(, Wed 22 May, 15:54, Reply)
# :D
(, Wed 22 May, 13:59, Reply)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 May, 14:12, Reply)
# that's brilliant
(, Wed 22 May, 14:25, Reply)
# hahaha
coming to a News Conference near you, soon
(, Wed 22 May, 15:32, Reply)
# Fabbo
(, Wed 22 May, 15:49, Reply)
# haha!
:-)
(, Wed 22 May, 15:52, Reply)
# I take my wig off to you!
(, Wed 22 May, 15:53, Reply)
[challenge entry] Bagged four bally Tie's yesterday! What!
(, Wed 22 May, 13:16, Reply)
# Ha ha ha,
Would we not be the Empire though?
(, Wed 22 May, 13:17, Reply)
# Ooh, I know what you mean...
...but we've GOT to be the 'goodies'! :)
(, Wed 22 May, 13:35, Reply)
# Depends on your point of view.
The rebels are clearly terrorists as their wilful destruction of a moon-sized space-station (built purely as a peacekeeping measure) demonstrates. The number of people who died on that day must number in the tens of thousands, many of them civilian workers and support staff rather than Imperial troops.

Who writes a letter to their wives? Not Luke Skywalker, that's for sure. Luke Skywalker = Space Bin Laden
(, Wed 22 May, 13:57, Reply)
# have you been watching austin powers again?
(, Wed 22 May, 13:59, Reply)
# Not to mention a perfectly innocent trash-monster...
(, Wed 22 May, 15:26, Reply)
# Poor Oscar.
:(
(, Wed 22 May, 15:29, Reply)
# INNOCENT?!! Did you see what the furry fecker did to Leia's Organas?
(, Wed 22 May, 15:56, Reply)
# Obi Wan Bill Oddie?
(, Wed 22 May, 14:21, Reply)
# and that's a handy pocket to keep spare sparkplugs in :)
(, Wed 22 May, 14:00, Reply)
# Norman Tebbit to marry son in gay marriage shocker!!!
The Chingford Skinhead rose from the grave yesterday to put the boot into gay marriage. At one point he joked that he'd be able to marry his son to avoid inheritance tax. Here's a cartoon I drew in response (click for biggitudinality)...


Click for bigger (255 kb)
(, Wed 22 May, 12:30, Reply)
# TJ, although I like your comic strip.
Looking for ebooks in pdf or ePub suitable for a 6 year old. Not a link to a list - actual advice.
(, Wed 22 May, 12:32, Reply)
# Buy them real books.
That's £150 for my advice, please.
(, Wed 22 May, 12:33, Reply)
# ebooks ?
I find sweets and ipod usually get them in the car
(, Wed 22 May, 12:42, Reply)
#
car cellar
(, Wed 22 May, 13:01, Reply)
# You can (illegally?) download a pdf of The Little Prince courtesy of Swansea University here:
(, Wed 22 May, 13:11, Reply)
# your dog has rabies,
your daughter's pregnant, and your wife is sleeping with another man
(, Wed 22 May, 13:17, Reply)
# My dog is dead,
you insensitive bastard!
(, Wed 22 May, 15:01, Reply)
# the man your wife is sleeping with
is the rabid father of your daughter's unborn child.
better?
(, Wed 22 May, 15:15, Reply)
# Yes,
I have no problem with that.
(, Wed 22 May, 16:27, Reply)
#
(, Wed 22 May, 13:38, Reply)
# Hahahahaha awesome.
(, Wed 22 May, 12:32, Reply)
# nice cartooning
nightmare fantasy
(, Wed 22 May, 12:38, Reply)
# Sexy tiem!
(, Wed 22 May, 12:40, Reply)
# it's definitely pointing in that direction
(, Wed 22 May, 12:43, Reply)
# I for one, welcome our new Lesbian Queen overlords
(, Wed 22 May, 12:42, Reply)
# That's a great documentary.
(, Wed 22 May, 13:01, Reply)
# cheeky little fella :)
(, Wed 22 May, 11:51, Reply)
# GAH!
(, Wed 22 May, 11:52, Reply)
# brown shoes and blue trousers
very cheeky !
(, Wed 22 May, 12:06, Reply)
# Woo!
(, Wed 22 May, 12:10, Reply)
# That's a turnup for the books
Heel be feeling a bit sore
etc
woo !
(, Wed 22 May, 12:16, Reply)
#
(, Wed 22 May, 12:20, Reply)
# Haha woo yay hoopla & clicks :D
(, Wed 22 May, 13:11, Reply)
# wow!
(, Wed 22 May, 13:18, Reply)
# :D
(, Wed 22 May, 14:54, Reply)

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