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# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is ready in your face.

The choices are:

Flowers
Posh people doing gardening down at Chelsea, so now it's time for a b3ta one word challenge: Flowers

Government Films
With Gideon Osborne trying to take credit for making the new Star wars film, what would Hollywood films look like if they were made by the Government?

Live Monuments
What if monuments came to life? Would they go to the pub? What would statues do if they do if they could take a break? Fight one of those statue-like street performers? We don't know! So show us!

Fluffy Disasters
Use photoshop to promote the fluffy side of natural disasters, where everyone has a good time and no-one gets hurt.




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 May, 20:44, Reply)
# changis would be nice
cmon flowers, daddy needs a noo chode!

spotify:track:2Se97fNbOSbR4dKuheDAXp (Barcelona by Montserrat Caballé)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:46, Reply)
#
changis approves
(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Wed 22 May, 20:49, Reply)
# you are clearly not changis
approval denied
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:50, Reply)
# the last guy looks like my son, Molok.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 21:34, Reply)
# that's changis in a hat looking suave as fuck
searchin for changis = justice
spotify:track:2Se97fNbOSbR4dKuheDAXp (Barcelona by Montserrat Caballé)

imjussayn


noo changis:
www.map-france.com/Changis-sur-Marne-77660/
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/changis-sur-marne_-_map_of_changis_changis_approves_of_changis_sur_marne_named_after_changis.jpg
spotify:track:5uORIpP6yi38VySBhnzBWh (Digeridoo by The Aphex Twin)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 21:38, Reply)
# It's a good look. I remember Molok dressing like that in his later years.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 22:46, Reply)
# they tend to gravitate towards fjords


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 22:48, Reply)
# yes. that's where we had his funeral pyre. right beside a fjord.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 23:48, Reply)
# You make me happy
Digeridoo what a fecking great track.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 23:00, Reply)
# tanks for the kudos
i just noticed the nightkin's arm merges into the changis sur marne wall as well as his belly

as well as goemam's arm if you're speedy

imjussayin

thus
spotify:track:2wygWxWzjcgO3C1Iokv4Wj (Polygon Window by Polygon Window)

ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 23:05, Reply)
# hah, I've got that album on vinyl. one of my favourites. i must have bought it nearly 20 years ago. oh lol
in fact, that's my favourite track off the album
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 23:37, Reply)
# Bless
I'm ruined with vinyl I hang onto.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 May, 0:27, Reply)
# David Cameron's head on Han Solo's body, lol
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 20:49, Reply)
# Starwars
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 21:00, Reply)
# Film posters!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 22 May, 21:11, Reply)
# Album covers!
(I helped save b3ta! HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 22 May, 21:27, Reply)
# That was the best week ever for my laptop to die
back up and running in time for fluffy flowers :)
(I helped save b3ta! HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 22 May, 21:29, Reply)
# I wouldn't hold your breath man. It'll just be the same as usual . star wars/cameron/paedo stuff 24/7
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 21:34, Reply)
# not forgetting the FlanFreeBases :(
(I helped save b3ta! HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 22 May, 21:39, Reply)
# Anything but govt films
One week of star wars pearoasts is great.
Two weeks n a row...?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 May, 21:06, Reply)
# Flowers are basically plant genitalia.
Therefore I vote flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 May, 21:22, Reply)
# Hmmm Flowers looks good but,
Fluffy Disasters has the probability of teh fluffeh kittins.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 21:28, Reply)
# I'm feeling the fluff
(I helped save b3ta! HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 22 May, 21:31, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 May, 22:09, Reply)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 22:51, Reply)
# Oh no,...'flowers' is winning...
....a whole weeeek of flowerzzzz.....GAHHHHHHHHD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May, 0:31, Reply)
# More FAT CAT
please
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 23:10, Reply)
# Yes,...where is mofaha?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May, 0:29, Reply)
# Headswaps!
Put someone's head on someone else's body, I'm
pretty sure this hasn't been done before
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Wed 22 May, 22:11, Reply)
# I was going to reply something about Woolwich
But, even for b3ta, that would be in bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 May, 22:13, Reply)
# Why, what's happened in Woolwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Wed 22 May, 22:15, Reply)
# TERROR
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 May, 22:24, Reply)
# That, and mortgages
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 22:28, Reply)
# Forriner Terror, House Prices and Paedo Scum
(c) Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 May, 22:37, Reply)
#
A week of cat pics. Noooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 May, 22:24, Reply)
# Fear teh fluff
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
# Dear Mr Fraser
I am on the horns of a dilemma as I want Flowers AND Fluffy Disasters.

Whichever wins, can the other appear again as an option next week as it seems they are both popular?

x

'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 22 May, 22:42, Reply)
# My dad once worked with a gardener
who pronounced flowers as if it meant "things that flow".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 22 May, 22:45, Reply)
# Norfolk accent?
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
# No he went of his own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 22 May, 23:06, Reply)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 23:33, Reply)
# Fluffy Disasters the Daily Mail has the edge
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328687/Latest-internet-meme-bearding-cats-whiskers.html
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 23:08, Reply)
# Might start stealing their bandwidth,
get something stolen and then link to their image server
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 23:13, Reply)
# I'm still trying to find out who Kim Kardashian is
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 23:35, Reply)
# Flowers it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 May, 23:33, Reply)
# There was a Star Wars board / Now it's all covered with flowers
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 23:43, Reply)
# if we had fire-breathing cats as a choice, i would vote
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Wed 22 May, 23:45, Reply)
# why can't i also vote with my comedy account?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Wed 22 May, 23:53, Reply)
# sure we've done fluffy disasters at least twice before
so i'm voting for monuments

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 23 May, 0:04, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Thu 23 May, 0:08, Reply)
# What did I just vote for?
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Thu 23 May, 0:21, Reply)
# not fluffy disasters, i can tell >:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Thu 23 May, 0:26, Reply)
# Why is the only suggestion which isn't utterly shit
coming last?

Sort yourselves out, b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Thu 23 May, 0:27, Reply)
# Mustapha Bindun


Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 22 May, 20:21, Reply)
# eww!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 22 May, 20:26, Reply)
# Seconded
Not gayshift yet.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 20:43, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 May, 20:51, Reply)
# tank clu fah tha mucus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:53, Reply)
# LACIST
Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 23:06, Reply)
# Paint brush, bleach and a black teeshirt = punisher top.


It only took 15 minutes :)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 22 May, 20:20, Reply)
# crackin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 May, 20:23, Reply)
# Smart!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 20:24, Reply)
# That's boss, that. :D
I've started getting into customizing clothes lately. Worked up designs, I've just got to actually make them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 May, 20:28, Reply)
# Pinning fox tails to your shorts?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 May, 20:38, Reply)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 20:44, Reply)
# Pfft no!
I don't have shorts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 May, 20:46, Reply)
# Fox butt plug
www.dhgate.com/wholesale/fox+tail+butt+plug.html
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 23:03, Reply)
# Theyre much cheaper than i thought such a product would be
I mean - WTF!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 May, 23:13, Reply)
# Yeah, I got a shock at the My Little Pony one, wrong and hard to parody.
These folks have a use for them

www.tawse.com/html/ponyback.html
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 23:24, Reply)
# That punisher fella must have had really bony ears that stick out loads
Like Gilbert the alien
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 May, 20:38, Reply)
# runny teeths too
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 May, 21:01, Reply)
# I'm seein' Plug out of the Bash St.kids
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 21:07, Reply)
# Oh come on, she's not THAT bad looking ...
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 21:09, Reply)
# ^ths
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 May, 21:55, Reply)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 May, 21:23, Reply)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 22 May, 21:30, Reply)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 May, 21:51, Reply)
# Bloody hell
I want that
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
[challenge entry] Now they're in for it...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 22 May, 19:44, Reply)
# 'Bastard's the name, but you can call me Right Bleeding.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 May, 19:45, Reply)
# ahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 19:46, Reply)
# R2D2 and C3PO in TV TiVO freebo no-no shocker, or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 19:53, Reply)
# hahah bloody brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 May, 20:10, Reply)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 22 May, 20:19, Reply)
# Fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 22 May, 20:20, Reply)
# :)
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 20:51, Reply)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 22 May, 21:41, Reply)
# Terrible attack in Woolwich.


but www.itv.com/news/story/2013-05-22/woolwich-police-incident/ has one of the best citizen journalist videos I have ever seen.

I'm not going to links, so I made an image.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 22 May, 19:35, Reply)
# What's wrong with /links?
Its no /talk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 May, 19:44, Reply)
[challenge entry] Afraid we're all out of Pimms dear chap... *waves hand* ...but gin will do fine
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt, Wed 22 May, 17:10, Reply)
# Oh dear, schoolboy error.
It should be shaken, not stirred.*


I do not hold this opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 May, 17:18, Reply)
# That's bloody Martini, yoof!
The drink of fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 17:34, Reply)
# Drink of fools?
Ice-cold gin. What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 May, 18:55, Reply)
# Gin's cool. I have trained myself to enjoy all drinks except vodka and all foods except taramasalata.
I'm simply suggesting that Bond should drink a manly drink. Like a Babycham.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 19:30, Reply)
# He did, in On Her Majesty's Secret Service
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 May, 19:39, Reply)
# Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 May, 23:35, Reply)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 22 May, 17:18, Reply)
# You have left me no choice.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 22 May, 17:23, Reply)
# YES!
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 18:24, Reply)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul spent suspiciously long in the shower on, Wed 22 May, 18:55, Reply)
# chin chin, motherfucker____rightclickopenimageforfullfuckimjussayin__________

www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition

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multifuck persuasion, best distraction?





_The Making of Fucksteady Budokan___Wed 22 May, 19:04____
spotify:track:60kLSSanmTab79mmkgvY9T (Pitbull by Jega)______
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spotify:track:2Se97fNbOSbR4dKuheDAXp (Barcelona by Montserrat Caballé)
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spotify:track:5uORIpP6yi38VySBhnzBWh (Digeridoo by The Aphex Twin)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 19:04, Reply)
# I'm watching that video whilst tucking into one of Rutger Hauer's luxury buffet platters
chicken and sweetcorn vol-au-vents,
schnedded ponk and breaded javierls.

also, I found a magic wand and sold it for 650,000,000 gold but they've fucked the exchange rate for gold to real life money and instead of getting £135 for it, I'll only get £13.50.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 19:18, Reply)
# i was trying those jobbion crackers, but the excessive brine content is an acquired taste
made me chunder for three seasons straight

fine bogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 19:22, Reply)
# Jobbion??? Not the green ones, sure they winced a pielid, but never on the day of poon.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 22 May, 19:51, Reply)
# never during yogo, leads to synched chode
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 19:53, Reply)
# I like the jobbion14 crackers . The jobbion nitrate ones are a bit too heavy for my palate
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 20:02, Reply)
# heavy for the plate also due to the inverted gravity inherit in them


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:03, Reply)
# yeah, i think it has something to do with the L.Casei immunitas/brine ratio
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 20:10, Reply)
# ironically brine is the only liquid that can subdue a gooch overload
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:11, Reply)
# but if applied for too long it can cause an inverted gooch avec supreme ganglion problems
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 20:21, Reply)
# sometimes i sing sweet child of mine, but i replace child with 'lol'
also many other words in the song with 'lol'

such as 'go'

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:26, Reply)
# that's good phuket
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 May, 20:16, Reply)
# hai am changis, wenever in phuk i go to phuket
also the html for what i've posted above makes no sense there's no space between the changis/deus ex jape and the metallica/code total, and yet it shows a space, if i delete i make a space it shows a doublespace


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:21, Reply)
# (don't) enter spaceman
good choon.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 May, 20:29, Reply)
# here it is
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/49071037/23_shots_of_gooch_22_05_13.txt
(incomplete due to update)

i like fuck

ed: ignore me the space is there
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:33, Reply)
# well fuck me
will it run on XBOX ONE?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 May, 20:36, Reply)
# it'll run alright, straight to nutfuck city limits
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 20:42, Reply)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 22 May, 19:14, Reply)
[challenge entry] It's bloody everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Wed 22 May, 15:59, Reply)
# Vader is a yoy 101
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 22 May, 16:01, Reply)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Wed 22 May, 16:02, Reply)
# Vader is a yay IDI
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps, Wed 22 May, 16:02, Reply)
# Vader is a Goy Yid.
Oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 May, 18:57, Reply)
# RDLI
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 May, 17:55, Reply)
# SATURDAY NIGHT FUCK!!!


*Help me..I think I have Dekionplexisitis.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 16:17, Reply)
# Hahaha
I guess there are worse things to have
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 16:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] I dunno...

*edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPXsF-X3HbM
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 16:45, Reply)
# not sure why i find this so amusing
but i do
(dirk speedrift, Wed 22 May, 17:06, Reply)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOH, MATRON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 17:35, Reply)
# Is he squeezing a particularly troublesome blackhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 May, 18:58, Reply)
# Yes. Why, yes he is.
Whilst Vader laughs at his replica-leather Dune hydro-scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 19:34, Reply)
# funky fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May, 19:04, Reply)
# O hai! Sweet Dance of Deths.
*edit: youtu.be/GVQ2Uwlio1Q*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 19:33, Reply)
# :D
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 18:24, Reply)
# ha!
TAG
WARS
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 22 May, 20:28, Reply)
# ;D
2.bp.blogspot.com/-bd4-GZnt3k4/Toy1Ouc17-I/AAAAAAAAAoQ/my9koAY1oQU/s1600/walkerstagged.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 May, 22:24, Reply)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/b085368fed1e18ff3f80/parcelforcebyjabberwoc.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 22:52, Reply)
[challenge entry] A nightmare....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx not from around here, Wed 22 May, 15:56, Reply)
# Time for tubby bye-bye!
*hits warp speed*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Wed 22 May, 15:59, Reply)
# I love this,
and have clicked as such. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 22 May, 17:28, Reply)
# Do Teletubbies die in space - no reception?
Satellite-tubbies will be victorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 18:36, Reply)
# Found an old advert from the seventies ...
(I helped save b3ta! Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Wed 22 May, 15:52, Reply)
# Ahahaha
I gave it a try after all the bad press - signposted gags, drawn-out punchlines... it's like how I felt watching Johnny English...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Wed 22 May, 16:02, Reply)
# Is that
the new XBox?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 22 May, 16:03, Reply)
# haha, ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 22 May, 16:39, Reply)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 May, 16:26, Reply)
# I presume it's having a go at something that was on the telly
which seems woefully out of date so no-one watches it so no-one recognises the reference. Which is to say:
?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Wed 22 May, 16:40, Reply)
# WAILAAPOYD?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Wed 22 May, 16:40, Reply)
# MDHNN.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Wed 22 May, 16:44, Reply)
# HDIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 22 May, 17:26, Reply)
# RIP RDLI
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 17:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] an elegant weapon for a more civilized sport
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt, Wed 22 May, 15:40, Reply)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 22 May, 15:46, Reply)
# Every ball a wide...
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 22 May, 15:47, Reply)
# Isn't this from the third Hitchhiker's book?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 22 May, 16:00, Reply)
# I think that one was the Universe-destroying cricket ball.
Or, rather, Krikkit ball.
(jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Wed 22 May, 22:23, Reply)
# Whatever....
(benjdavis, Wed 22 May, 14:05, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 14:12, Reply)
# hahaha!
win
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 May, 14:25, Reply)
# hehe
what an awesome Gif
I mean Jif, when I say Gif, of course


Next you're going to tell me it's pronounced 'gaypeg'

.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 May, 15:30, Reply)
# haha...gaypeg it is then :D
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 15:39, Reply)
# Cif
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 May, 15:54, Reply)
# Good for him
I've pronounced it jif since the Compuserve days too
(I helped save b3ta! spider pig remembered what the dormouse said, Wed 22 May, 15:56, Reply)
# Tattyfilarious!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 15:37, Reply)
# Ahahahaha
Doddy is right mental there.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 20:18, Reply)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 May, 14:25, Reply)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 May, 14:52, Reply)
# Yours
is superior. Although I got the official Les Mis font ;)
(benjdavis, Wed 22 May, 15:06, Reply)
# that'll put you off your chips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Wed 22 May, 15:18, Reply)
# No, no it won't.
[Eats chips.]
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 22 May, 15:54, Reply)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 13:59, Reply)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(Ning Everyday slide his pants to under, Wed 22 May, 14:12, Reply)
# that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 May, 14:25, Reply)
# hahaha
coming to a News Conference near you, soon
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 May, 15:32, Reply)
# Fabbo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 15:49, Reply)
# haha!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Wed 22 May, 15:52, Reply)
# I take my wig off to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 15:53, Reply)
[challenge entry] Bagged four bally Tie's yesterday! What!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Wed 22 May, 13:16, Reply)
# Ha ha ha,
Would we not be the Empire though?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 May, 13:17, Reply)
# Ooh, I know what you mean...
...but we've GOT to be the 'goodies'! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Wed 22 May, 13:35, Reply)
# Depends on your point of view.
The rebels are clearly terrorists as their wilful destruction of a moon-sized space-station (built purely as a peacekeeping measure) demonstrates. The number of people who died on that day must number in the tens of thousands, many of them civilian workers and support staff rather than Imperial troops.

Who writes a letter to their wives? Not Luke Skywalker, that's for sure. Luke Skywalker = Space Bin Laden
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 May, 13:57, Reply)
# have you been watching austin powers again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Wed 22 May, 13:59, Reply)
# Not to mention a perfectly innocent trash-monster...
(pikey, Wed 22 May, 15:26, Reply)
# Poor Oscar.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May, 15:29, Reply)
# INNOCENT?!! Did you see what the furry fecker did to Leia's Organas?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 May, 15:56, Reply)
# Obi Wan Bill Oddie?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May, 14:21, Reply)
# and that's a handy pocket to keep spare sparkplugs in :)
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 14:00, Reply)
# Norman Tebbit to marry son in gay marriage shocker!!!
The Chingford Skinhead rose from the grave yesterday to put the boot into gay marriage. At one point he joked that he'd be able to marry his son to avoid inheritance tax. Here's a cartoon I drew in response (click for biggitudinality)...


Click for bigger (255 kb)
(Harry Webshiter, Wed 22 May, 12:30, Reply)
# TJ, although I like your comic strip.
Looking for ebooks in pdf or ePub suitable for a 6 year old. Not a link to a list - actual advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 May, 12:32, Reply)
# Buy them real books.
That's £150 for my advice, please.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 22 May, 12:33, Reply)
# ebooks ?
I find sweets and ipod usually get them in the car
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Wed 22 May, 12:42, Reply)
#
car cellar
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 22 May, 13:01, Reply)
# You can (illegally?) download a pdf of The Little Prince courtesy of Swansea University here:
cs.swan.ac.uk/~cswill/The_little_prince.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 22 May, 13:11, Reply)
# your dog has rabies,
your daughter's pregnant, and your wife is sleeping with another man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Wed 22 May, 13:17, Reply)
# My dog is dead,
you insensitive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 May, 15:01, Reply)
# the man your wife is sleeping with
is the rabid father of your daughter's unborn child.
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Wed 22 May, 15:15, Reply)
# Yes,
I have no problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 May, 16:27, Reply)
#
knig0lub.com/uploads/news/SpaceOddity_AndrewKolb.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 22 May, 13:38, Reply)
# Hahahahaha awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 22 May, 12:32, Reply)
# nice cartooning
nightmare fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Wed 22 May, 12:38, Reply)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 22 May, 12:40, Reply)
# it's definitely pointing in that direction
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Wed 22 May, 12:43, Reply)
# I for one, welcome our new Lesbian Queen overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 May, 12:42, Reply)
# That's a great documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 22 May, 13:01, Reply)
# cheeky little fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 11:51, Reply)
# GAH!
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 11:52, Reply)
# brown shoes and blue trousers
very cheeky !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Wed 22 May, 12:06, Reply)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 12:10, Reply)
# That's a turnup for the books
Heel be feeling a bit sore
etc
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 May, 12:16, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Wed 22 May, 12:20, Reply)
# Haha woo yay hoopla & clicks :D
(I helped save b3ta! HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 22 May, 13:11, Reply)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Wed 22 May, 13:18, Reply)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 May, 14:54, Reply)

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