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# for clansoul

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:53, Reply)
# Woo!
This is great :D
I was just heading off, I'll stick it in my profile before I go!
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:54, Reply)
# It had to be done

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:55, Reply)
# Yeah...but he's a cunt :)

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:56, Reply)
# So what if I'm still living in 1999? Fuck you.

Click for bigger

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:34, Reply)
# *files tps reports*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:35, Reply)
# The cover sheet's wrong.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:36, Reply)
# Hey micto what's happening?
So I'm gonna need you to go ahead and, uh, redo those TPS reports. Did you get the memo about the new cover sheets?
Yeah if you gould go ahead and redo those TPS reports that'd be great.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:37, Reply)
# Did you get that memo about the TPS reports?
I'll send you another one.
Please redo the cover sheets.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:37, Reply)
# Hi mictoboy, could you redo those TPS reports for me?
The cover sheets are wrong; I'm sure I left the memo on your desk but I'll go ahead and send you another one just in case.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:38, Reply)
# etc.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:39, Reply)
# ClanSoul how come your community isn't working anymore.
I feel like my life has lost some combination of Art, Literature and Entertainment.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:41, Reply)
# Not working? What?
It works fine for me.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:41, Reply)
# Well there appear to be no topics.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:42, Reply)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:45, Reply)
# oh, and here I blamed my current lack of meat

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:46, Reply)
# ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:47, Reply)
# unless you are aleady a sociopath
then it's pretty inconsequential :)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:50, Reply)
# I got my daily dose of Art, Literature and Entertainment.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:43, Reply)
# Which was your favourite of the three?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:44, Reply)
# All of them were exceptionally poor.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:44, Reply)
# fart, ditzerature and untertainment eh?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:45, Reply)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:46, Reply)
# fuck that shit
who'd make an account on a website and read threads

sounds like excessive effort
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:47, Reply)
# Well if it picked up and more people joined, maybe it wouldn't be so shit.
Yes, it's not the best forum in the world and I never intended it to be anything massively serious; just a little fun side-project I set myself to kill some time during summer.
If you don't like it, fuck off and leave it alone!
If you have something to contribute, join and fuck about.
I don't plan on banning people for trolling if it actually causes some decent entertainment. Draw some shit and post it, make fun of everything like you generally do.
Whatever.
If you want to take the piss out of my website, do it ON my website. It'll give dinowoman something to mod, anyway.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:46, Reply)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:48, Reply)
# Hey ttssatsr!
Why are you and zeltergiset such jerks?
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:29, Reply)
# guys i think we have all lost sight of what is nice
nice people do nice things.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:37, Reply)
# One of your moderators says that they are actually a Nazi.
With pictures of swastikas and things. But in relation to apostrophe's.

Strikes the perfect balance between willfully ignorant and dangerously inept.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:49, Reply)
# Yeah I figured I should find a replacement for her but nobody RPs on there anyway so she doesn't mod anything right now anyway.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:51, Reply)
# You should open it up to anonymous posters
That would be enjoyable.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:53, Reply)
# Actually I did consider that but I assumed that feature would only be used by Ttssattsr to be a dick,
so I decided against it.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:54, Reply)
# Haha, I'd still not participate, best friend.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:55, Reply)
# You could just write a script that posts one of the big three components every 20 minutes.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:57, Reply)
# Stop being a dick, please.
It was funny when you first did it but you just carry on and on and on and I'm sure it's just to piss me off more than to have a laugh.

If you don't like my forum, don't join it.
Don't go on and on about it.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:00, Reply)
# lollin'

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:01, Reply)
# LEAVE KILLERKITTY ALONE!

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:02, Reply)
# 'the fuck is wrong with you?

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:04, Reply)
# He see you lollin', he hatin', tryna placate you, ridin' dirty

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:04, Reply)
# Bitch be illin'.
Shit goin' down, brudda.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:05, Reply)
# Do a backwards shit.

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:24, Reply)
# hmmm


Click for bigger (338 kb)

yes, I know, aol - I'm not about to use my proper email address to join this forum, am I?
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:28, Reply)
# What about it?

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:32, Reply)
# Sophy is my ex-girlfriend.
On the 24th, I was sitting with her in her house (in Knaresborough, it was long distance but I flew up there to spend half term with her) and during the week we watched Office Space.
She likes Milton, we both loved the film when we first saw it a long time ago.
It was her going on about the stapler that gave me the idea for my picture up there. Anything else?

Edit: actually the 24th was the day before I saw her, I got my dates mixed up. I flew up then and stayed with a b3tan that night.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:36, Reply)
# STOP TROLLING, CLANSOUL

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:38, Reply)
# QUIT TROLLIN ME

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:39, Reply)
# Ttssoatsstr works fast ;D

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:41, Reply)
# I'M NOT TROLLING

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:51, Reply)
# yes,
1 - what airline did you fly with?
2 - why did Sophy dump you?
3 - you mention half-term, what school does Sophy attend?
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:40, Reply)
# I was on half term too, why do you assume she goes to school?

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:41, Reply)
# Elementary...
you have explained that you were on half term too. That gives it away.
Can you answer my questions, now please - you did offer!
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:44, Reply)
# No, it gives away that she may attend college, TOO.
At least, that's how I intended it.

I'll answer the first two because I'm feeling generous ;D
I went with air southwest, because I live in the southwest (see how that works?) and I'm not entirely sure, mainly the instability.
But that doesn't matter now, really.

Why did you post the printscreen, anyway?
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:48, Reply)
# To be entirely honest?
I thought it could be mildly irritating.
Thank you for your feedback.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:51, Reply)
# Not at all, it just confused me a bit.
I'm gonna head of to bed now, enjoy any further 'llort'ing, troll. :D
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:53, Reply)
# you make that sound like he'd need you to be a dick

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:58, Reply)
# Hahaha Christ

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:51, Reply)
# I'd register
but I'm so ephemeral I'd probably not even make a complete po
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:54, Reply)
# You should register :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:55, Reply)
# I can't, because of the pixes
they'll get me!

they'll see where I am and they'll get me!

ARG, I CA?N HEAR THEM NOW!!

oh woe! IT'S WOE!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:57, Reply)
# I'll rip the wings off any goddamned pixies, bitch.

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:20, Reply)
# I'm sure i saw this exact picture on knowyourmeme.com
only yesteday.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:43, Reply)
# I just made it, but I wouldn't be surprised if you saw one similar :]

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:44, Reply)
# You didn't reply to my "omg I might have deleted it all" thing down there.
But I haven't. It's fine.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:04, Reply)
# Thank you for your concern.

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:10, Reply)
# Were you even around in 1999, young person?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:43, Reply)
# Personally I was 11.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:47, Reply)
# OMG no wai!
You're, like, six years younger than me. I never thought of you being all young n stuff.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:49, Reply)
# Dude, I draw rainbow dinosaurs.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:50, Reply)
#
I never thought of Rainbow dinosaurs indicating "early twenties" before. But now I shall. Forever.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:53, Reply)
# I was 9
No, wait, I was 19! :(

These people are too fucking YOUNG.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:51, Reply)
# ^this

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:52, Reply)
# I thought you were like 40.
Huh.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:51, Reply)
# I hate you all.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:55, Reply)
# I figured you were like 13 or something.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:52, Reply)
# I was 7 ¬¬

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:54, Reply)
# I was 1999

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:58, Reply)
# The Messiah! The Messiah!

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:04, Reply)
# Damn, that would make you...

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:06, Reply)
# Fuck, wait a moment...

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:07, Reply)
# 2000... 5...
2009!
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:08, Reply)
# Talk about coincidences, that's the year this year!

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:11, Reply)
# talk about incontinence... oops

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:14, Reply)
# Arf!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:47, Reply)
# hahahahaha what?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:49, Reply)
# Pffft!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:51, Reply)
# pfffft
I love this so much.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:53, Reply)
# Haha
Aww, happy retriever
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:54, Reply)
# Yes

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:51, Reply)
# Haha this reminds me of shitrags :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:53, Reply)
# flying pants in teh sky man
this is the future

this is how we'll colonise venus

we'll bombard the planet with an unending cascade of pants until it's atmosphere absorbs so many of them that it becomes an ambiently suitable habitat for human occupation.

it even says so on nasa.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:56, Reply)
# that idea is pants

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:58, Reply)
# it's build upon sound principles.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:59, Reply)
# THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:00, Reply)
# that's what they want you to think, man!
but they have kebabs in space, how can they not have sound? ANSWER ME THAT HUH?

O_o?
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:03, Reply)
# errm... Einstein?

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:05, Reply)
# ah yes, huge globs of space-einsteinium floating throughout the cosmos.. into alien planet
to the sound of anime action pop music!
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:07, Reply)
# but it surely would be the other way round?

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:09, Reply)
# which would be the obvious solution
but that's why they don't use it, see!?
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:12, Reply)
# but I like music pop action anime :(

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:14, Reply)
# yes
but then, you see, the thing.

so that is obvious

edit: I go rest now, very tired.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:15, Reply)
# ditto
good night sir
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:20, Reply)
# Here, have it back

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:51, Reply)
# Happy happy


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(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:29, Reply)
# You're a good person for doing this.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# JOY JOY!
Welcome.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# Joy!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# oh my yes
got that desktop sized? (1280x1024)

edit: OH. YOU CHEATED. :(
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# Indeed I do.
img442.yfrog.com/img442/6757/renandstimpy.jpg
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:34, Reply)
# i am going to use that
but i am not happy
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:34, Reply)
# and desktopped
many thanks :)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:37, Reply)
# I concure with the above sentiments.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# so you made that?
gizmodo.com/383942/desktop-clutter-art-a-go+go
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:31, Reply)
# Yeah, that was me.
Bit of a pearoast.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:35, Reply)
# it's only a pearost if it was posted on b3ta before :)
and if you really made that, good work
we're a bit sensible here about newbies posting good stuff, often it's not their own work but posted in a "look what I've found" fashion
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:38, Reply)
#
Long time reader, first night poster. :0)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:41, Reply)
# Purple Tentacle = Fuck Yeah!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:44, Reply)
# seconded

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:55, Reply)
# That's awesome but I suspect you didn't make it.
Unless your name is Lee Blackwood.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:32, Reply)
# I am Lee Blackwood

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:34, Reply)
# Oh okay.
Nice one, Lee.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:37, Reply)
# lol u was pwned by lee blackwood!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:46, Reply)
#
What's weirder is that I post an old image and then someone has my name within 2 minutes. Google pwned!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:55, Reply)
# oh yes
there is naughty people you see

who post images and pretend they are theirs

there's also confused people, who post youtube links and go "LOL!! THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY"

alas, it never is! :D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:57, Reply)
# LOL! THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KlGwnnhWrk

Actually I just want to fucking murder something now, ideally this fucking prick.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:00, Reply)
# hahahahahahah
but yeah, a decent fuel/air mix and a sudden ignition would solve this issue
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:04, Reply)
# solve it to great satisfaction, too

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:07, Reply)
# JOY JOY!
Nicely done and welcome.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:36, Reply)
# DINOSAURS ARE NOT GAY! JUST HAPPY!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:41, Reply)
# YAY!
for happy dinysaurusses!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:43, Reply)
# that's one happy balloon-travelling sunburnt rainbow cock
gay, too
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:43, Reply)
# His name is Sundrop

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:45, Reply)
# Sundrop
is the bestest of all the dinysaurusses.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:47, Reply)
# I like him :)
now show us already what happens whean the meteor hits
I CAN'T STAND THE SUSPENSE!!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:51, Reply)
# lol, they all leave in their huge lightspeed spaceships and travel 32.5 million light years away to safety, with a promise to eachother that they'll begin the return journey once they have been at a safe distance
this is to enable the planet to replenish itself such that they can return to a suitable environment for their continuation.

oh... shit, yeah
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:02, Reply)
# then, suddenly....
humans.
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:13, Reply)
# lol, 2012!
hah, WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YA, TWATS

:D
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:14, Reply)
# You mean the day after tomorrow in a few years time?

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:43, Reply)
# Hey sundrop!
Why don't you hurry up and go extinct like all your friends and family?
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:50, Reply)
# Because I'm a lazy cunt.
I had a horrible feeling like 10 minutes ago when I realised that when I backed up the animation pds/psd/whatever file it was 100th the size it should have been. I should check it.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:53, Reply)
# :D!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:44, Reply)
# Wow, these are amazing!
*clicks*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:45, Reply)
# lol you copied that off yourself then posted it onto the internet
then someone said "HEY! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT! That was made by you" and then my head exploded

HESSSY

hello

:D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:47, Reply)
# Copied it off myself...
Head explodes.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:52, Reply)
# now that's asda price!

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:05, Reply)
# about those bastard babies of yours...
there was a food shortage... for about 3 hours... and we had to eat them
really sorry *burp*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:54, Reply)
# that's ok, they were bastards anyway!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:59, Reply)
# that pic is a video of me at that moment of ummm, well, you know

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:49, Reply)
# The deal looked OK on paper

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:21, Reply)
[challenge entry] :D
b3ta celebrities count right?


(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:29, Reply)
# It looks so real
which means it must be a fake :)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:31, Reply)
# meta-detective activated!
:D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:37, Reply)
# This is ace

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:34, Reply)
# cheers duder :)

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:38, Reply)
# Sorry puro.
This is kid rock's cat's name and is a registered trademark.

BAWITDABA!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:31, Reply)
# *claims diplomatic immunity*
*shows passport with a bundle of notes sticking out*
Did you say something about...
...trademark?
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:36, Reply)
# *cuts out*
*keeps*
*spills coffee*
*cries*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:45, Reply)
# *proffers tissue*
just in case ;)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:47, Reply)
# as this image was wasted on a sausage compo, I shall pea it as commando is on TV, also FUCKIN WHORE :)

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:12, Reply)
# re-posting cunt!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:14, Reply)
# repost thread, you say?
ok!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:14, Reply)
# uh..oh...

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:15, Reply)
# :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:16, Reply)
# I don't have anything to repost :(

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:16, Reply)
# lies!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:20, Reply)
# I wish the squirrels in my back garden would form a band!
...it would keep them busy while I manage to actually get some walnuts from my tree for a change.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:21, Reply)
# Sure, they *look* like they're rocking
but they're actually playing a lullaby.


(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:22, Reply)
# Awwww lookit the speepy kitty
Night night kitty. Night night.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:23, Reply)
# :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# yay!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:32, Reply)
# OH YEAH!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:34, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:36, Reply)
# here's one!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:15, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:16, Reply)
# YAY!
I am liking the dinysaurusses very much :D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:17, Reply)
# This is a lovely animation
I rather like it
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:18, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:18, Reply)
# Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:18, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:20, Reply)
# These dinysaurusses on the other hand....
...are scary! *shivers*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:22, Reply)
# RAPTOR ATTACK!
RUN
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:22, Reply)
# Running might not be good enough.

I'll make animated gif of this at some point soon.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:27, Reply)
# Shit
We're doomed.

They'll be picking us off the streets.

Edit: What did you make these in, by the way? They're superb.


(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# Holy crap! how are those bones holding together?
How are they moving? They don't have muscles.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:29, Reply)
# Orneriness and spunk.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:33, Reply)
# spunk does make a good adhesive

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:43, Reply)
# wow!
...but you should have posted this in a new thread


...and later, like now, when all of the cool people are on here
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:42, Reply)
# Mu mu did you finish the whole thing yet

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:25, Reply)
# GET OFF MY BACK MAN!
LET ME BE MY OWN PERSON, DUDE!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:38, Reply)
# Dinosaurs are gay!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:28, Reply)
# Only this one

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# I can't find my dinosaur. :(

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:35, Reply)
# have you checked in the sofa?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:36, Reply)
# I didn't because I'd only find cats.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:38, Reply)
# Silly cats
Falling into the sofa when they could be out BEING GNARLY


(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:41, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:39, Reply)
# Hahahaha
I think I like repost threads. I'm getting to see all the luvly pics I missed in the past!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:23, Reply)
# looking for me, darlin'?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:25, Reply)
# PHWOAR

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:27, Reply)
# GOR BLIMEY GUV

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:31, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:26, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:28, Reply)
# Yeah!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:29, Reply)
# I genuinely just thought "What's a shitoff dactor?"
I think I've been awake too long.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:29, Reply)
# Likin dis, clikin dis.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:42, Reply)
# Mr Tibbles, there you are!
*please mister, can I have my kitty back?*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:38, Reply)
# Oh gee, buddy, I'm sorry - I thought I could just take it.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:40, Reply)
# He'd probably like living with you much better than with me anyway.
He wouldn't get anything so fancy as chicken chunks in jelly at the bunny household. Tesco Value catfood or potato peelings if he's lucky.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:42, Reply)
# *fluffgasms*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:48, Reply)
# ....

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:20, Reply)
# Not a pea, just shit.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:21, Reply)
# Made me laugh!
:D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:38, Reply)
# Do your wurst, Boys! She'll thwack the winner!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:16, Reply)
# ...

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:17, Reply)
#


Click for bigger (180 kb)

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:20, Reply)
# YES
edit: can't beat a bit of commando on ITV
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:59, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:23, Reply)
# Yes
This pleases me
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:01, Reply)
# Kitten


Ah, who doesn't like cumming on kittens?
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:05, Reply)
# Bwahaha!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:06, Reply)
# Hahahahahaha
God's a bastard.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:07, Reply)
# Brian McFadden

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:08, Reply)
# *SPLUTTERS*
:)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:08, Reply)
# We're obviously not wanking enough.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:10, Reply)
# :)

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:10, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:10, Reply)
# omg... :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:11, Reply)
# YAY!
Sweet kitty, here kitty kitty aargh no no the pain the blood noooooooooo
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:16, Reply)
# That is fucking brilliant
woo you :D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:30, Reply)
# pffft

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:20, Reply)
# Hahahhahahhaahha

(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:34, Reply)
# I increased the size of my work top yesterday.
All I did was nail three big fuck off planks to the top of my normal desk extending it 20cm in each direction.
While reading up on dull old AJAX I started doodling on the desk, AJAX was quickly forgotten and here is
the result.




Click for bigger (79 kb)

Yes I do have two graphics tablets.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:04, Reply)
# TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:05, Reply)
# Good work on both the desk and the desk

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:07, Reply)
# Phwoar.
Top draw. I have two graphics tablets too, neither work. Can I have one of yours?
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:10, Reply)
# Mummy and daddy don't like it when you crayon things.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:15, Reply)
# If I could draw like that on my desk
I would never work on it again.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:17, Reply)
# I shall draw on your desk then you can retire.
 
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:19, Reply)
# Oh yes please!
*clears worktop, finds pencils*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] black and white due to penury.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:04, Reply)
# hahahahaha.....'kin hell
:D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:06, Reply)
# This.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:07, Reply)
# :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:09, Reply)
#
win
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:08, Reply)
# hopefully
;)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:11, Reply)
# Pfffft!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:12, Reply)
# ha ha
this is excellent
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:13, Reply)
# Hahahaha
Those fingers look pretty tangled up though!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:18, Reply)
# index and third finger of right hand for the legs with the little finger of the left slotted between them :)

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:21, Reply)
# Rofl
It's missing the young vietnamese boys
(, Sat 21 Nov, 0:02, Reply)
# I've had enough of all this Sam Cockwell nonsense.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:03, Reply)
# Hi, welcome, kitten, rape.
:)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:11, Reply)
# We're raping newcomers these days?
No-one told me :(
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:15, Reply)
# I lurked here too long after getting an account.....
....and never had an L plate :( Nobody offered me a kitten, though I'm quite pleased I never got offered rape.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:20, Reply)
# meh

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:59, Reply)
# Ris?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:05, Reply)
# going Dutch
sorrry

edit: or is that not a well-known expression?
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:06, Reply)
# Oh, good grief!
:D

I thought it was something to do with his black eye.
Edit: it is indeed a well-known expression, ignore me.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:10, Reply)
# oof:)
well mark this one down in the fail column
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:11, Reply)
# Ohhh
I see. I was rissing appallingly there...
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:11, Reply)
# How did you get a picture of my sister?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:07, Reply)
# is your sis an airhead too?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:09, Reply)
# A bit, yes

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:12, Reply)
# christina applegate.....*drools*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:17, Reply)
# a bunch of robots

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:56, Reply)
# GOD DAMNIT!
*belms*





















*clicks*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:58, Reply)
# How gorgeous they are!
I love the second one best I think. No, wait, the pusscat one that's last. Wait, I got it.... the bunny one! Yay for the bunny robot!

*clickage and an extra one for the bunny robot*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:59, Reply)
# bunnies :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:10, Reply)
# \0/

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:59, Reply)
# I like top right.
The bunny is a close runner up.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:59, Reply)
# Yay!
This is superb.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:00, Reply)
# Cheater!
Twelve aces is a little too obvious.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:02, Reply)
# What an adorable bunch
Woo
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:03, Reply)
# Robotsyay!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:03, Reply)
# 2nd row in the middle wins :)

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:06, Reply)
# this is a beauty :)
i love your draw style. gleefull is what it is. and, apparently, fawn enducing.

marvellous

:)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:06, Reply)
# I like this
Nice
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:06, Reply)
# Bunch of WOO

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:07, Reply)
# That looks familiar
you haven't submitted a design to swishswosh by any chance?
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:15, Reply)
# no, I don't know what that is

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:19, Reply)
# I like the one that's a cat and also a robot best.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:17, Reply)
# catobot catcat

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:19, Reply)
# sorry.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:34, Reply)
# Voodoo you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:35, Reply)
# Hahahaha
Deserves a spanging I think
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:37, Reply)
# indeed it does
*braces*
edit - it was in memory of my voodoo card which failed today (Damned surge protectors ain't worth a wank!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:40, Reply)
# SPANG
I've got no frying pan :(
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:42, Reply)
# here
use mine :)



oh wai...
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:43, Reply)
# haha

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:45, Reply)
# I'm prepared to let this one Glide
spang
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:44, Reply)
# phew!
i've got off lightly so far.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:46, Reply)
# Here

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:48, Reply)
# argh
I consider myself spanged
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:50, Reply)
# Golden Mint Spangles!
I loved them so much :(

*wipes nostalgic tear from eye*
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:00, Reply)
# BEWARE THE LONELY NIGHT
BEWARE THE SCRATCHINGS OF THE COCKROACHES



BEWARE THE CALL OF THE DARKENED DEPTHS THE FLAMES THEY RISE


Edit: Previous visions of the Peanuts Apocalypse when the horned God rides into small-town America and the flames rise and the dark descends and the putrid ruins of raped bodies litter the streets:
1: www.b3ta.com/board/9798257
2: www.b3ta.com/board/9799929
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:34, Reply)
# THE PIPES!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:37, Reply)
# THE PIPES



T́́̆ͦ͛ͣ͏̶̸̳̤̦ͅḨ̰̰̮͗͊͐ͧͯE̸̲̫̬͓̱̫ͦͦ̂ͮͅ ̣̮͚̥̺ͧͨP̹͚̻͈͈͆͋ͥ̃ͫI͇͍̤̺͙ͯͫP̵̣̻͐͐͡Ę̶͔͖͚̺̾̃̇̃ͫS͓͈̭̮ͭ͑̄͋ͦ͋
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:39, Reply)
# Hmm



O̤̺̫̮̳͖͚̭h͙̩̯̻͚̮͔̰̹͕̤ ̼͈͙̰̫̲̯͔͈̹͓ͅD͇̭͉̱̫̯͙̱̭̳̫̯͉͖ͅa͔̳͚̺͎n͎̣͖͙͍̹̰̦̩͓n̳̬͎̺̳͍͚y̤̲͖̳̯͎͕̫̬ ͉̪͇͉B̦̣͈̩̮̣͇͎͎̳̥o͚̰̻͙̹͍̦͚̥͕̼͇ͅy̫̱̩̹̹
̮̤̼͔T͕̹͉̥̲͎̣̼̹h̭̻͔͔̪̯̳ͅͅͅe͎̭̬̹͎͓ͅ ̪͔͕̳͎̹̯͚̼̣͕̰̭p͉̮͉̹̩͇̳̪̪i͉͙̰ͅp͓̮̦̭͎̮̩̭̯͍͔͕̣͉͕͎e̩̩͕̮̮̳͖̲͚̩̺͇s̪͕̼̣̤ ͚̹̻t̺͎̬̦͖̺̰͉͖̪͈h̪̩̩͔̯̻͈͓͚e̹̤̮͖͚̥̯͈̣̬̦ ͉͙̼p̹̻̼̣̮i͔̦͍͈̹̬̭̹̰ͅͅp̱͉͉͍̪͎̹̼͓͚̯̮̫ẹ̹̲s͉͍͔̹̭͚̬͓̺̮̯̥̫ ̦͔͍̹͇̤̭̭̳̣a͎͕͇͙̬̬r͈̭͙͇̬͚̼̭͈̱̪͎͎̩͔e̥̹̤̬̪̳ ̻̬̹̱͉͈̬̱͕̰͈̯ͅc̯͚̬͚̹a̩̫ͅl̺͔͈̰̥l̯̦̲͈̱̳̭i̬̪͎͕̹͚̼͎̮͓n̹͕̹g͚̭̳
̬̦̰͉A̰̹̩̼̺͇̹̹̤͎̺͙͈͈͇n͍̮̭͇̭̪̰̱̥d̻̫̦̼̰̯͈̫͉ ̹̮̤͎̫̯̩͈ṭ̯͇͍̥͖̭̭̤̻̥ḥ͚̫̣e͈̮͈y̤͈͍̩̣͖̯̩ ͕̼̼̩̦̭̥͈̤̣͓̤̥̤c̫̲͉ḁ̦̱l͉̯͕̱̳ͅl͎͉̮͚ ̬͍͈͈͚̮̺͓f̩̦̫o̼͎̯͈̮͇̪͓͇̺̺̫̦ͅͅr̪̮͙̱̬̪̩͖̰ ̻̦̯̯̻̩t͓̺̬̻̬̼͈̮͙̹͎̻ͅh̥͖͉͖̣̮͕͎̱͓e̺͇͉̩̮̯͙͇͖̯̮̼̳e̦̳̻͙͖͕̣̬
̭͍̫̮̩͎͈̤S̲̹͕̩̺o͔̱̭ ̼͙̯͍͕͔͙͙̤̰̮̯ͅg͚̲̫e̦̬t͚͓̼͚͖̫͍ͅ ̩̯̲̹͙͚͍̤̯t̳͔͕̯̥͓̫̪͍͇̯h̺̭̯̼̦̲e̲̹̻ ̱͉̥̥͚̦͉̻͈͓͚͇f͖̪̰̬̪͇̣͙̹͓̦͍͇̫u̥̻̣͓͚̲̱̹̫̬ͅc͉͍̥̤̮͙͍̥͕̭͎͉̲k͙̱͔͉̬͕ͅ ̮̩̹͉͇̭͕̦o̤̫͎̲̳̮̮̱͇͚͍v̮̳̩̻̯̮̲e͙͎̲̦̫̰̼͈͇̲͔͎̮̥ͅr̹͉̥͎̻̱̥̹̺̲̼̫͍͔̰̼ ̥̥̰̪ḥ̰̩̲͕͚͓̯̤̮e̥̹͇͚̮̫͚͍̮̯͉̮r̲̹͓̱͉͙̫̹e̼͙͈̯̯͈̻͖͚͓̲ͅ
̺̯͚̤̬͇̹̹̩̬̻Y̺̭̳͎O̥̹̥͓͎͚͈̪͈̤̣̳͈ͅṲ͚̳̻͎̲̩͙͈̯'͍͇͔͕̺͖͉͈̪̻͖̮̬̹ͅR͙͉̮̻̬͎̬̫͍̮̲̥E͔̣̣͍ͅ ̺̱͍͚͖̤̦͍̪͓̳̭͖̹͕̭̮G͙̣̲̻̩O̰̳̲̮͖̬͈͉̦͖N̼̬̮̰̱͈̤̦͕̲͇̤̬̲̬Ṇ͔͚̦̬̻̭͕̣̬͖̬͎͖̱A̮̪̳͎̭̺̤̻̲͈̳̲̼͚ ̩͎̩̰̩͇͚̣̭̻̻ͅͅF̼͇̥̳̭̱͚̼͚͚͈͓̬͈͔Ụ̭̪̮̱̼̭͖̻͚ͅͅC̩̦̻̪̰͓͎͚̻͓̤̲͇̺͔̭͕ͅK̹̰̻̣̹͓͍͙͔̳̰͖I̫̻̭N̼͓͈̫G̺̰̯̲ ̻͈̱͈̺͍̻̩ͅͅD̯̩̭̤̥͔I̮̪͇͈͙̰̲͓͙ͅͅE͈̺̺̥̱,̲͖̱̫̳̻͔͇͇̬̬ ̹̹͇̹̣̪̲̤̻D̻̦̯͖̯A͕̲̳̮͈N̹͉̻̤N̦͚̮͍͙̺Y̲͉͓̪̪̥͈͇ͅ ̦̳̭͈̮̱͇̰̬͍B̥̯͚̹̥̪̮͚O̥̬͓̬͕Y̮̰̤̺͍̭͕̺ͅ ͚̲̦̹̦͍̻̩Ỵ̫̳̹͍̼͎̳O͓̫̦̫̼͓̭͍͙̹̬̬̼̻̩U̦̰̰͉̤̭̱ ̦͔͈͇͍̬͔̤͕̣̼S͍͎͔̭̰̦̱̺̥͙͖̣ͅH̼̮̼̯͕̯̦̦̰̳͖̻ͅI̳͈̣̫̺͉̹̦̥͍͖̺͔͇T̼̫͔͇̯̯̫͎
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:41, Reply)
# :D...He's possesssssed!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:38, Reply)
# BEWARE THE LITTLE CREATURES
BEWARE THEIR STINKING BREATH OF DECAY
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:39, Reply)
# will do...

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:46, Reply)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:47, Reply)
# Hahaha!
YES
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:48, Reply)
# God, Lucy is such a cunt.
Good riddance.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:54, Reply)
# Peanuts, in your darkened shrines of blasphemy
I CALL TO THEE
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:42, Reply)
# HEAR ME, OH GREAT ONE
RISE FROM THE DEPTHS
BRING TO WASTE AND FIRE THIS TWISTED EARTH
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:44, Reply)
# COME FORTH, AND MAKE THE GATE APPEAR

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:53, Reply)
# RISE
RISE
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:56, Reply)
# I love you
but apparently I cannot be loved, as I am an idiot American
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:56, Reply)
# Americans are inherently unloveable, it is true
Sorry to have to break it to you like this :(

But I'm very happy to receive your love, subhuman though you may be.

Aha, my episode of the Big Bang Theory has finished downloading. I shall go and watch it. Even though it is, of course, made by and about unloveable Americans.


Edit: Sheldon looks a bit too tanned in this episode. I think someone is LYING. THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES!

Edit Edit: It was quite a good episode. I'm fine with Americans again.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:59, Reply)
# THE LIES! LONG MAY THEY REIGN!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:01, Reply)
# The News: HE COMES
HE COMES
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:02, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:17, Reply)
# Hahaha!
That caught me off guard!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:19, Reply)
# Fuk!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:21, Reply)
# FAK!
that would hurt!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:24, Reply)
# Fok!...
I'm trying not to think about it.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:28, Reply)
# Fik!
I wouldn't either
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:32, Reply)
# FQK!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:34, Reply)
# Fdk!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:52, Reply)
# Fug!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:57, Reply)
# Fek!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:04, Reply)
# "hello laydees"
:D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:26, Reply)
# I see your schwartz is as big as mine

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:27, Reply)
# Hahahaha!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:29, Reply)
# I imagine him saying
this just before getting it out.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:34, Reply)
#
hahah
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:36, Reply)
# Hahahaha

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:43, Reply)
# Ewwwww.
A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given him a healthy blue glow.

/MrBurnsblog
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:14, Reply)
# *_*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 21:59, Reply)
# Hahaha
Atomic kitten.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:01, Reply)
# I had a physics teacher once who believed Liam Gallagher was in a band called "Flammable Kitten"
Really.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:05, Reply)
# I am rather ashamed that
he's from the same city as me, the incoherent fucktard.
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:11, Reply)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:21, Reply)
# :)

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:24, Reply)
# lolz :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:26, Reply)
# couple-a-headbangers

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:26, Reply)
# Bonk

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:47, Reply)
# That it is.

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:06, Reply)
# *want*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:03, Reply)
# *gives*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:06, Reply)
# *pays for room*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:16, Reply)
# *gets itchy*

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:28, Reply)
# hahaha...luvverly
:D
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:04, Reply)
# He loves to drive!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:07, Reply)
# Looks like he's having great fun

I approve of kittens having great fun
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:14, Reply)
# You get that hat on in the end?

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:21, Reply)
# Hat?

Hat hat hat?

Hello Jahled!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:40, Reply)
# To protect your poor ears

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:50, Reply)
# Ah, yes. No.
Weather turned bad in the end.

I'm planning on taking it for a spin this weekend.
Used it inside already, of course ;)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:53, Reply)
# Ace!
I was amazed how quickly that got to you

have fun mate :)
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:56, Reply)
# Yeah, me also.
Thanks again!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 23:08, Reply)
# Fun is the key...
...everybody get Fun-key!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:23, Reply)
# Thassa Honda?
well, I'm fairly weirded out by that...


edit: clicked to the highest degree of masonry
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:16, Reply)
# (concept car)...bricks?!!!... :D

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:26, Reply)
# many!
along with twenty three thousand pins!
(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:27, Reply)
# Now you're talking!

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:32, Reply)
# I'm going to leg it

(, Fri 20 Nov, 22:46, Reply)

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