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"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling 18-24 year olds!"

(Q4nobody, Mon 22 May, 16:29, 5 replies)

(HappyToast, Mon 22 May, 16:23, 7 replies)
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go..

... especially at his age ...
(Barbarossa, Mon 22 May, 15:24, 5 replies)

(Newington, Mon 22 May, 13:23, 7 replies)
Only a few hours to go now suckers

(Beau Bo d'Or, Mon 22 May, 6:53, 3 replies)
Hey! Look!

This looks JUST like a glass cock! Anyone want to do a photoshop??

[Mod Edit] Munkt0n RIP
(bovine, Sat 20 May, 21:44, 131 replies)
peas in our time

(Mighty Nibus, Fri 19 May, 13:58, 2 replies)
A little game to keep you occupied this Friday morning!

(Q4nobody, Fri 19 May, 10:09, 11 replies)

(mofaha, Thu 18 May, 18:01, 4 replies)

(mofaha, Thu 18 May, 18:00, 14 replies)
B3ta newsletter 673, out now - shit the fucking bed the official newsletter of the internet is out now. Really. Get this into your linkholes and guzzle pure WWW until you die.
posted by rob on 19th May at 5pm
KLF Tritych Trailer 1
Nope. No idea.

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linked to by Enzyme on 22nd May at 4pm
After TV
What jobs do fictional tv characters do after their shows have finished? Show us with the power of computational image manipulation what line of work Yogi bear went in to, how Captain Picard funds his continuing space trips and how The Fonz pays his leather jacket and RSI thumb surgery bills.
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set by HappyToast on 18th May at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 672 - have a fucking newsletter you beautiful bastards. Seriously - your enthusiasm has made us make the effort.
Read newsletter 672
published by rob on 12th May at 4pm
Make Corbyn Electable
Poor Jeremy Corbyn, it seems no matter what sensible things he says about saving the NHS or looking after the little people, he just can't catch the voter's eye.
So this week lets give Jezzer a makeover. Design new campaign posters to change the public's opinion of him, fix the things that turn people away and lets make Corbyn electable.
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set by HappyToast on 10th May at 9am
Introducing the Swear Clock - "I have made a bot. It's a significant development in both swearing and time telling technology. Gonna be rich."
posted by rob on 9th May at 7am
Question of the Week
Best Childhood Memories
"I once sent a painting into Why Don't You." says B3ta veteran Chickenlady. "They didn't show it on the tv programme, or mention me at all, but I got a nice letter back from them. That made 5 year old me very happy."

What happy memories have you from childhood?
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asked on 8th May at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 671, out now - yes we're back for the moment. Did you miss us? We missed you and thought we'd treat you with a newsletter, the kind of thing you haven't seen for 18 months. Genuinely loved writing this, really hope you get something out of it.
Read newsletter 671
published by rob on 5th May at 3pm
We're bored of all the old landmarks, give us some new ones. Drag old things on hills in to the 21st century through the wonders of photoshop.
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set by HappyToast on 4th May at 10am
Elections are always going on, so we're opening an image challenge to cope with them from now until the end of time.
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set by HappyToast on 3rd May at 4pm
Many tentacled wonder of the deep or crispy hooped starter. Show us your Squids, but not Octopuses, that would be wrong.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Apr at 8am
Subtle Changes
It's minimum effort for maximum laughs this week. Make a small and subtle change to a famous photo, painting or whatever that might be missed at a glance but adds all of the lols.
See all 87 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 20th Apr at 1pm
Family Photos
Family photos are always terrible, and yet people still upload them to the internet. Grab some random group shots and photoshop them right up. Or use your own and regret it immediately.
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set by HappyToast on 13th Apr at 11am
Unleash your chakras and assume the lotus position, you've asked for a week of yoga.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Apr at 9am
Home made movie scenes
Pick a favourite movie scene and recreate it with the stuff around you. Perhaps a pivotal moment from Jaws in your bath, some bmx stunt work in the garden for ET or a lego recreation of the Blade Runner cityscape.
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set by HappyToast on 30th Mar at 2pm
Animal Toys
This weeks challenge is animal toys, toys for animals, animal shaped toys or some Dr Moreau style mashup of the two.
Living, breathing, kangaroo space hoppers or just a hula hoop for cats
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Mar at 7am