B3ta newsletter 513, out now - this week featuring a wonderful cartoon about the differing cartoon laws on sex and violence, a Fleshlight iPad attachment heralding the apocalypse and a Lego ZX81. Tuck in b3tans.
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published by
rob on 27th Jan at 1pm
I should have been arrested
Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck on 26th Jan at 1pm
Monkeys!
Everybody go ape, for it's a One Word Challenge: Monkeys! Suggested by Bourbon Fox.
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Fraser on 26th Jan at 12am
B3ta newsletter 512, out now - featuring Sagan's cosmic beauty rendered in meat, Cliff Richard dying inside & Hello as sung by Hollywood stars. Huzzah!
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published by
rob on 20th Jan at 1pm
Unusable Stock Photos
A list of
unusable stock photos has been doing the rounds. But WE can use them. Right? Let's see your comedy creations, combining ONLY the images from that page. Extra kudos for removing the watermarks. Challenge suggested by Michael Ellis.
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set by
Fraser on 18th Jan at 8pm
What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob on 18th Jan at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 511, out now - featuring sociologists reviewing kids books, us wittering on about Foxconn and some attempts at jokes which we promise won't make you laugh. Unless you're laughing at us for being shit rather than than with us.
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published by
rob on 13th Jan at 4pm
Messing with people's heads
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us
everything.
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Scaryduck on 12th Jan at 11am
The Right To Parody
A law supporting the right to parody is being considered by our nation's lawmakers, and the good people at
righttoparody.co.uk are lobbying on your behalf. Get behind them by producing images to support the campaign.
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set by
Fraser on 11th Jan at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 510, out now - this week featuring a very wonderful episode of Pingu, rather a large amount of QOTW and when cement mixers attack.
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rob on 6th Jan at 2pm
Books
We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
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Scaryduck on 5th Jan at 1pm
The Jubilee Stamp
A series of special stamps will be released throughout 2012 to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. They'll be shite. Your job is to design some magnificent alternatives. Challenge suggested by The Twisted Omentum.
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Fraser on 5th Jan at 9am
Heroes and villains of 2011
Who were your heroes or villains of the last year, and why? Who inspired you? Who had you kicking the cat across the room? They don't have to be well known, you might even want to laud the achievements of your binman. (Note that "Nick Clegg nuff said" answers puts you straight onto our naughty list)
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Scaryduck on 29th Dec at 3pm
More Hats
Time for a return visit to a b3ta classic: it's a one-word challenge, suggested by E Dubya and voted for by you. What is it? It's HATS. Go mental.
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Fraser on 28th Dec at 8pm
Killed to DEATH
Speedevil asks: What have you killed? Accidentally, or on purpose. Concepts, species, a man in Reno, the career of a well-known entertainer, or anything else.
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Scaryduck on 22nd Dec at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 509 out now - featuring clip art album covers, Christmas with James Bond and your weird OCD rituals. Dig in before the links get cold.
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published by
rob on 16th Dec at 2pm
Weird Rituals
David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?
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Scaryduck on 15th Dec at 2pm
A James Bond Christmas
It's almost Christmas, and we're celebrating by asking you to fire up Photoshop and show us Christmas in the world of Bond... James Bond. Challenge suggested by Manic.
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Fraser on 15th Dec at 12am
B3ta newsletter 508 - reassuringly late. This week featuring huge cat gifs set to music, amazing whistling and your chance to put questions to David Hasslehoff.
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published by
rob on 9th Dec at 4pm
Ask David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff is doing some
UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.
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rob on 9th Dec at 1pm
Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck on 8th Dec at 1pm
Nasa
This week's challenge is to boldly go where no man has been before, and 'shop NASA's extensive photo archive. Moon stuff. Space ships, etc.
Source material here.
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Fraser on 7th Dec at 9pm
The lowering sky cracks open and a mighty trump sounds out the news that
B3ta newsletter 507 is out now - featuring cute animals dressed as other animals; photoshopping in reverse; and more disgusting banana recipes than you'll ever need to know.
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published by
rob on 2nd Dec at 4pm
Conspiracy Theories
What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why? We're popping on our tinfoil hats and very much looking forward to your answers. (Thanks to Shezam for this suggestion.)
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asked by
rob on 1st Dec at 1pm
Wilfully Misinterpreted Acronyms
This week's challenge is to wilfully misinterpret acronyms: make your mark on the English language by making up new meanings for old ones, or come up with new, fiendishly clever examples. The world will thank you.
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Fraser on 1st Dec at 12am
